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(The Scottish Sun)   Ethel beside herself after snapping naked jogger running around wearing only a bum-bag and trainers in park   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-08-14 10:24:11 AM  
27 votes:
Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.
 
2020-08-14 10:31:23 AM  
25 votes:
Two elderly nuns sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up and exposes himself.

One had a stroke, the other couldn't reach .

/here all week.
 
2020-08-14 10:25:06 AM  
21 votes:
It was too late. She'd already been mooned.
 
2020-08-14 10:29:07 AM  
13 votes:
The exhibitionist was seen hiding from a delivery driver in the Roaches, near Leek, Staffs.

They're just making up place names to mess with us, aren't they?
 
2020-08-14 10:29:53 AM  
10 votes:
"Bum bag" is British for scrotum, right?
 
2020-08-14 10:29:32 AM  
9 votes:
Ethel: ""He was flopping about all over the place."

Runner: "Why thank you"  * adjusts his bum bag
 
2020-08-14 10:25:19 AM  
8 votes:

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.



Isn't that a category on the British version of Porn Hub?
 
2020-08-14 10:41:11 AM  
7 votes:

FrancoFile: The exhibitionist was seen hiding from a delivery driver in the Roaches, near Leek, Staffs.

They're just making up place names to mess with us, aren't they?


Wait til you hear about Rodgering on Bottoms.
 
2020-08-14 10:39:31 AM  
6 votes:

Bruce the Deuce: It was too late. She'd already been mooned.


Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.
 
2020-08-14 12:06:34 PM  
5 votes:

stuffy: One again. Those you see naked are never the one you want to see naked.


I dunno. There was a gentleman jogging the cross-street to mine when I was driving home the other day. He'd done me the courtesy of taking his shirt off and hanging it from his waistband. I was not ungrateful.

Seriously- the window was open and I had to stop myself from shouting "Thank you!" that's how in shape he was.
 
2020-08-14 12:02:47 PM  
5 votes:

Salmon: MindStalker: Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"

A fanny in Britain is a lady part

but WHICH parts.


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2020-08-14 11:18:28 AM  
5 votes:

Trik: Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.


Shhhtuff happens all the time
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2020-08-14 10:26:55 AM  
5 votes:
So

Walker: Near Leek, Staffs.
Can't make this stuff up.


So Staffordshire is the Oklahoma of England?   Is it ever called Baja Manchester?
 
2020-08-14 10:50:30 AM  
4 votes:
Didn't quite catch on what they meant, at first, when they said someone snapped a naked jogger. I thought, 'Did she have a rubber band or something? That'd be painful."
 
2020-08-14 10:25:00 AM  
4 votes:
Near Leek, Staffs.
Can't make this stuff up.
 
2020-08-14 12:16:32 PM  
3 votes:

rnatalie: elgrancerdo: Trik: Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.

Shhhtuff happens all the time
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The top one is pretty much debunked as a shop, here's the non pooping version:

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rnatalie: So is this one:
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Party-pooper-pooper?
Pooper-party-pooper?

/Pooper-pooper-party sounds...
//wrong
 
2020-08-14 11:05:07 AM  
3 votes:
I screamed out "DON'T LOOK ETHEL!", but the damage was already done. She had seen his pearly whites.
 
2020-08-14 10:45:00 AM  
3 votes:
The bumbag was needed, for keys.  You gotta carry your car keys somewhere.  And like the Colonal said, you might not like where they are hidden:

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2020-08-14 10:31:49 AM  
3 votes:
"A child could see him."

Tke kid should be all right so long as he doesn't have any balloons to steal.
 
2020-08-14 10:31:20 AM  
3 votes:
....Weeners Tag, not Boobies Tag....
 
2020-08-14 1:16:40 PM  
2 votes:

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.


Christ sakes, I thought it was going to be a colostomy bag.

/ gives "take a load off Fanny" a whole different meaning
 
2020-08-14 12:31:43 PM  
2 votes:
Was Ethel going quantity surveying?
 
2020-08-14 11:57:05 AM  
2 votes:

elgrancerdo: Trik: Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.

Shhhtuff happens all the time
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2020-08-14 10:39:58 AM  
2 votes:
If it wasn't for the "lying" aspect of it, staging stories for these rags sounds like fun.

/would probably get a cut-out and go to the nearest lake with a smudged lens for a "Nessie re-emerges!"
//I will NOT go for the racist phobia driven stuff.
///I will probably include a "You won't believe what Batboy looks like today!"
 
2020-08-14 10:36:08 AM  
2 votes:
Doesn't sound like he was naked.
 
2020-08-14 10:35:03 AM  
2 votes:

Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"


Sorry, I'm all out of Grey Poupon.

Check the guy in the Bentley.   I think he's got some.
 
2020-08-14 2:34:06 PM  
1 vote:
It's hard on the twig and berries to run naked.  Believe me, I did it once on a deserted beach.
 
2020-08-14 12:04:37 PM  
1 vote:

rnatalie: So is this one:
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No, that is a hoo-hah.
 
2020-08-14 12:02:31 PM  
1 vote:
So is this one:
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2020-08-14 11:58:00 AM  
1 vote:

Wave Of Anal Fury: Bruce the Deuce: It was too late. She'd already been mooned.

Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.


Granstanded her, right there in front of the home team.
 
2020-08-14 11:53:50 AM  
1 vote:
You're not supposed to look, Ethel!
 
2020-08-14 10:42:24 AM  
1 vote:

MindStalker: Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"

A fanny in Britain is a lady part


but WHICH parts.
 
2020-08-14 10:37:24 AM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: The exhibitionist was seen hiding from a delivery driver in the Roaches, near Leek, Staffs.

They're just making up place names to mess with us, aren't they?


The English language is super weird.  A combination of Brythonic, Latin and Latinized Brythonic, Old Saxon and Old English and Englishized Old Saxon and Saxonized Brythonic and Englishized Latinized Brythonic, and with some Frenchified Old Saxon and Frenchified Old English, and Middle and Modern English versions of all of those words.  As new languages were introduced by invaders, they sometimes renamed things to their languages but they also sometimes just changed existing word spelling to match their languages.
 
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