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(The Scottish Sun)   Ethel beside herself after snapping naked jogger running around wearing only a bum-bag and trainers in park   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-08-14 10:31:20 AM  
7 votes:
....Weeners Tag, not Boobies Tag....
 
2020-08-14 10:29:07 AM  
7 votes:
Not enough "boogity" in this thread.
 
2020-08-14 12:02:31 PM  
6 votes:
So is this one:
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2020-08-14 12:02:00 PM  
5 votes:

elgrancerdo: Trik: Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.

Shhhtuff happens all the time
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The top one is pretty much debunked as a shop, here's the non pooping version:

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2020-08-14 10:29:53 AM  
4 votes:
What can I say except "You're Welcome!!"

However, he seems relatively fit, no need for copious amounts of eye bleach
 
2020-08-14 10:24:11 AM  
4 votes:
Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.
 
2020-08-14 10:52:31 AM  
2 votes:
Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.
 
2020-08-14 10:39:00 AM  
2 votes:

Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"


A fanny in Britain is a lady part
 
2020-08-14 10:37:08 AM  
2 votes:

dittybopper: Not enough "boogity" in this thread.

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2020-08-14 10:31:49 AM  
2 votes:
"A child could see him."

Tke kid should be all right so long as he doesn't have any balloons to steal.
 
2020-08-14 12:44:45 PM  
1 vote:

fireclown: The bumbag was needed, for keys.  You gotta carry your car keys somewhere.  And like the Colonal said, you might not like where they are hidden:

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Started selling these in the early '80s IIRC.  Selling feature was a small zippered/velcro pocket that you could store a key while you ran, rather than wearing them/it like a necklace  I guess.
 
2020-08-14 12:31:43 PM  
1 vote:
Was Ethel going quantity surveying?
 
2020-08-14 11:42:23 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Not enough "boogity" in this thread.


You're thinking of "giggity'.
Boogity is in NASCAR.
 
2020-08-14 11:03:11 AM  
1 vote:

Salmon: MindStalker: Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"

A fanny in Britain is a lady part

but WHICH parts.


The "front bottom", ie vagina.
 
2020-08-14 10:50:30 AM  
1 vote:
Didn't quite catch on what they meant, at first, when they said someone snapped a naked jogger. I thought, 'Did she have a rubber band or something? That'd be painful."
 
2020-08-14 10:39:58 AM  
1 vote:
If it wasn't for the "lying" aspect of it, staging stories for these rags sounds like fun.

/would probably get a cut-out and go to the nearest lake with a smudged lens for a "Nessie re-emerges!"
//I will NOT go for the racist phobia driven stuff.
///I will probably include a "You won't believe what Batboy looks like today!"
 
2020-08-14 10:37:24 AM  
1 vote:

FrancoFile: The exhibitionist was seen hiding from a delivery driver in the Roaches, near Leek, Staffs.

They're just making up place names to mess with us, aren't they?


The English language is super weird.  A combination of Brythonic, Latin and Latinized Brythonic, Old Saxon and Old English and Englishized Old Saxon and Saxonized Brythonic and Englishized Latinized Brythonic, and with some Frenchified Old Saxon and Frenchified Old English, and Middle and Modern English versions of all of those words.  As new languages were introduced by invaders, they sometimes renamed things to their languages but they also sometimes just changed existing word spelling to match their languages.
 
2020-08-14 10:32:16 AM  
1 vote:
Sheep not caring.
 
2020-08-14 10:29:07 AM  
1 vote:
The exhibitionist was seen hiding from a delivery driver in the Roaches, near Leek, Staffs.

They're just making up place names to mess with us, aren't they?
 
2020-08-14 10:25:06 AM  
1 vote:
It was too late. She'd already been mooned.
 
2020-08-14 10:25:00 AM  
1 vote:
Near Leek, Staffs.
Can't make this stuff up.
 
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