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(The Scottish Sun)   Ethel beside herself after snapping naked jogger running around wearing only a bum-bag and trainers in park   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-08-14 10:24:11 AM  
Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.
 
2020-08-14 10:25:00 AM  
Near Leek, Staffs.
Can't make this stuff up.
 
2020-08-14 10:25:06 AM  
It was too late. She'd already been mooned.
 
2020-08-14 10:25:19 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.



Isn't that a category on the British version of Porn Hub?
 
2020-08-14 10:26:55 AM  
So

Walker: Near Leek, Staffs.
Can't make this stuff up.


So Staffordshire is the Oklahoma of England?   Is it ever called Baja Manchester?
 
2020-08-14 10:29:07 AM  
The exhibitionist was seen hiding from a delivery driver in the Roaches, near Leek, Staffs.

They're just making up place names to mess with us, aren't they?
 
2020-08-14 10:29:07 AM  
Not enough "boogity" in this thread.
 
2020-08-14 10:29:32 AM  
Ethel: ""He was flopping about all over the place."

Runner: "Why thank you"  * adjusts his bum bag
 
2020-08-14 10:29:53 AM  
What can I say except "You're Welcome!!"

However, he seems relatively fit, no need for copious amounts of eye bleach
 
2020-08-14 10:29:53 AM  
"Bum bag" is British for scrotum, right?
 
2020-08-14 10:31:20 AM  
....Weeners Tag, not Boobies Tag....
 
2020-08-14 10:31:23 AM  
Two elderly nuns sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up and exposes himself.

One had a stroke, the other couldn't reach .

/here all week.
 
2020-08-14 10:31:49 AM  
"A child could see him."

Tke kid should be all right so long as he doesn't have any balloons to steal.
 
2020-08-14 10:32:16 AM  
Sheep not caring.
 
2020-08-14 10:33:56 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.


"Pardon?"
 
2020-08-14 10:35:03 AM  

Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"


Sorry, I'm all out of Grey Poupon.

Check the guy in the Bentley.   I think he's got some.
 
2020-08-14 10:36:08 AM  
Doesn't sound like he was naked.
 
2020-08-14 10:37:08 AM  

dittybopper: Not enough "boogity" in this thread.

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2020-08-14 10:37:24 AM  

FrancoFile: The exhibitionist was seen hiding from a delivery driver in the Roaches, near Leek, Staffs.

They're just making up place names to mess with us, aren't they?


The English language is super weird.  A combination of Brythonic, Latin and Latinized Brythonic, Old Saxon and Old English and Englishized Old Saxon and Saxonized Brythonic and Englishized Latinized Brythonic, and with some Frenchified Old Saxon and Frenchified Old English, and Middle and Modern English versions of all of those words.  As new languages were introduced by invaders, they sometimes renamed things to their languages but they also sometimes just changed existing word spelling to match their languages.
 
2020-08-14 10:39:00 AM  

Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"


A fanny in Britain is a lady part
 
2020-08-14 10:39:31 AM  

Bruce the Deuce: It was too late. She'd already been mooned.


Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.
 
2020-08-14 10:39:58 AM  
If it wasn't for the "lying" aspect of it, staging stories for these rags sounds like fun.

/would probably get a cut-out and go to the nearest lake with a smudged lens for a "Nessie re-emerges!"
//I will NOT go for the racist phobia driven stuff.
///I will probably include a "You won't believe what Batboy looks like today!"
 
2020-08-14 10:41:11 AM  

FrancoFile: The exhibitionist was seen hiding from a delivery driver in the Roaches, near Leek, Staffs.

They're just making up place names to mess with us, aren't they?


Wait til you hear about Rodgering on Bottoms.
 
2020-08-14 10:42:24 AM  

MindStalker: Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"

A fanny in Britain is a lady part


but WHICH parts.
 
2020-08-14 10:45:00 AM  
The bumbag was needed, for keys.  You gotta carry your car keys somewhere.  And like the Colonal said, you might not like where they are hidden:

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2020-08-14 10:50:30 AM  
Didn't quite catch on what they meant, at first, when they said someone snapped a naked jogger. I thought, 'Did she have a rubber band or something? That'd be painful."
 
2020-08-14 10:52:31 AM  
Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.
 
2020-08-14 10:53:51 AM  

MindStalker: Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"

A fanny in Britain is a lady part


Was trying to reference Elaine's British boyfriend in Seinfeld but it appears I have failed.
 
2020-08-14 11:03:11 AM  

Salmon: MindStalker: Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"

A fanny in Britain is a lady part

but WHICH parts.


The "front bottom", ie vagina.
 
2020-08-14 11:05:07 AM  
I screamed out "DON'T LOOK ETHEL!", but the damage was already done. She had seen his pearly whites.
 
2020-08-14 11:10:32 AM  
One again. Those you see naked are never the one you want to see naked.
 
2020-08-14 11:18:28 AM  

Trik: Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.


Shhhtuff happens all the time
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2020-08-14 11:22:36 AM  
what's a bum bag?
 
2020-08-14 11:33:55 AM  
I thought that said "burn bag" at first, and figured maybe the guy had fashioned pants out of this.

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2020-08-14 11:42:01 AM  
How inconsiderate. Shoulda had a covid mask over his junk.
 
2020-08-14 11:42:23 AM  

dittybopper: Not enough "boogity" in this thread.


You're thinking of "giggity'.
Boogity is in NASCAR.
 
2020-08-14 11:53:50 AM  
You're not supposed to look, Ethel!
 
2020-08-14 11:54:58 AM  
Was briefly on the track team (I couldn't really run, but anyone was allowed to show up for practice and only the good kids went to meets.) One day a kid shows up wearing boxers, obvious cuz they were hanging out of the leg of his athletic shorts. During stretching, the coach calls the kid up and tells him to go to the store, buy a Coke bottle and then go back to his room and hit himself repeatedly in the testicles. The kid looks around like WTF? Then the coach says that's equivalent to what he'd be doing running in boxers and at least he'd be close to his bed to lie down after the abuse to his junk.
Can't imagine running au natural could be much better for "the boys."
 
2020-08-14 11:57:05 AM  

elgrancerdo: Trik: Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.

Shhhtuff happens all the time
[i.imgur.com image 638x960]
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2020-08-14 11:58:00 AM  

Wave Of Anal Fury: Bruce the Deuce: It was too late. She'd already been mooned.

Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.


Granstanded her, right there in front of the home team.
 
2020-08-14 12:02:00 PM  

elgrancerdo: Trik: Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.

Shhhtuff happens all the time
[i.imgur.com image 638x960]
[i.imgur.com image 373x682]
[qph.fs.quoracdn.net image 444x600]


The top one is pretty much debunked as a shop, here's the non pooping version:

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2020-08-14 12:02:31 PM  
So is this one:
media.gettyimages.comView Full Size
 
2020-08-14 12:02:47 PM  

Salmon: MindStalker: Froman: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Call it a 'fanny pack' in the UK and be prepared for a variety of reactions.

"Pardon?"

A fanny in Britain is a lady part

but WHICH parts.


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2020-08-14 12:04:37 PM  

rnatalie: So is this one:
[media.gettyimages.com image 683x1024]


No, that is a hoo-hah.
 
2020-08-14 12:06:34 PM  

stuffy: One again. Those you see naked are never the one you want to see naked.


I dunno. There was a gentleman jogging the cross-street to mine when I was driving home the other day. He'd done me the courtesy of taking his shirt off and hanging it from his waistband. I was not ungrateful.

Seriously- the window was open and I had to stop myself from shouting "Thank you!" that's how in shape he was.
 
2020-08-14 12:16:32 PM  

rnatalie: elgrancerdo: Trik: Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.

Shhhtuff happens all the time
[i.imgur.com image 638x960]
[i.imgur.com image 373x682]
[qph.fs.quoracdn.net image 444x600]

The top one is pretty much debunked as a shop, here's the non pooping version:

[snopes.com image 535x580]


rnatalie: So is this one:
[media.gettyimages.com image 683x1024]


Party-pooper-pooper?
Pooper-party-pooper?

/Pooper-pooper-party sounds...
//wrong
 
2020-08-14 12:31:43 PM  
Was Ethel going quantity surveying?
 
2020-08-14 12:44:45 PM  

fireclown: The bumbag was needed, for keys.  You gotta carry your car keys somewhere.  And like the Colonal said, you might not like where they are hidden:

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


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Started selling these in the early '80s IIRC.  Selling feature was a small zippered/velcro pocket that you could store a key while you ran, rather than wearing them/it like a necklace  I guess.
 
2020-08-14 12:48:54 PM  

rnatalie: elgrancerdo: Trik: Better that than the pooping jogger that some had to contend with.

Shhhtuff happens all the time
[i.imgur.com image 638x960]
[i.imgur.com image 373x682]
[qph.fs.quoracdn.net image 444x600]

The top one is pretty much debunked as a shop, here's the non pooping version:

[snopes.com image 535x580]


Was gonna say that looks shopped.

/I've seen some pixels in my time
 
2020-08-14 12:59:48 PM  

Billy Liar: fireclown: The bumbag was needed, for keys.  You gotta carry your car keys somewhere.  And like the Colonal said, you might not like where they are hidden:

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

[th.bing.com image 196x196]

Started selling these in the early '80s IIRC.  Selling feature was a small zippered/velcro pocket that you could store a key while you ran, rather than wearing them/it like a necklace  I guess.


They still sell them.

CSB: This was my first experience with "buyer regret" and sales...  The shoe salesman told 7-year-old-me that the patch on them was "glow-in-the-dark". Got home, took them into the closet, and was very disappointed to not see any light coming from the retroreflective patch.

/Still thought the pocket was pretty awesome, though.
//had a couple pairs after that too.
 
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