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2020-08-14 2:21:52 AM  
Woo-hoo!!!  A playoff green hat-trick.  Hopefully the mods don't go to video review and disallow my green.  Unlike certain teams, I can't afford to buy my success.

/and yes, I'm still bitter about an 8am game.
// Shut up Pierre
///Suck it Milbury
//// Doc...  you're cool.
// 5 minute major for slashies
 
2020-08-14 2:23:54 AM  
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2020-08-14 2:33:06 AM  
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2020-08-14 2:59:54 AM  
In my drunken haste, I neglected to list the games.  Who am I, desertgeek?  Fine, The Phoenix Desertgeeks will beat Old Quebec at 2, Poutine vs. Cheesesteaks at 3.  North Seattle at Appropriated music 630.  Brooklyn at Craps at 8.  And Notsota at Notlanta at 1030.  Hockey all day.  At least for me.  You east coast Farkers might as well sleep in.  It's gonna be a late night.  "at" being the color of sweater they wear.  And if their fans recording is piped through the PA.
 
2020-08-14 6:30:23 AM  

andychrist420: In my drunken haste, I neglected to list the games.  Who am I, desertgeek?  Fine, The Phoenix Desertgeeks will beat Old Quebec at 2, Poutine vs. Cheesesteaks at 3.  North Seattle at Appropriated music 630.  Brooklyn at Craps at 8.  And Notsota at Notlanta at 1030.  Hockey all day.  At least for me.  You east coast Farkers might as well sleep in.  It's gonna be a late night.  "at" being the color of sweater they wear.  And if their fans recording is piped through the PA.


You also farked up the time...

_/daylight not standard at the moment
_/_/but we love you anyway
 
2020-08-14 6:31:26 AM  
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2020-08-14 6:33:26 AM  
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_/apparently there's a theme for me today
 
2020-08-14 7:46:56 AM  
I'm trying to figure out why the Jets/Nords game got bumped to the matinee. Unless to crew around with Milbury, which I approve.
 
2020-08-14 8:55:25 AM  
My son surprised me with this yesterday. I have it hanging up in my office today 
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2020-08-14 9:08:42 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'm trying to figure out why the Jets/Nords game got bumped to the matinee. Unless to crew around with Milbury, which I approve.


Screwing around with Milbury is a universal justification for any action.
 
2020-08-14 9:22:51 AM  
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2020-08-14 9:39:40 AM  
Go Yotes and Flyers for now, might have some more thoughts later..

Still a little pissed they took Segway's goal away last night.
 
2020-08-14 10:28:36 AM  
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2020-08-14 10:47:52 AM  
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2020-08-14 11:07:13 AM  
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2020-08-14 11:46:31 AM  
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2020-08-14 11:49:49 AM  
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2020-08-14 12:27:15 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: I'm trying to figure out why the Jets/Nords game got bumped to the matinee. Unless to crew around with Milbury, which I approve.


Because they play game 3 tomorrow at 3pm ET. The schedule as I have it
 
2020-08-14 12:29:48 PM  
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2020-08-14 12:30:13 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Shut Up, Milbury.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-08-14 12:30:49 PM  
Can it be soon time?
 
2020-08-14 12:37:47 PM  
Bullshiat alert:

The NHL have announced that tomorrow, they will be running a 50/50 throughout the USA and Canada (except for those fools in Quebec) to support the Boys & Girls Clubs of America and Canada. The pot will start at $200,000, so that's $100k to the winner of the raffle.

However...

There's this in the announcement:

"To further support the inspiring work being done by Boys & Girls Clubs across North America, any amounts raised above and beyond $200,000 - net of expenses - through the sweepstakes will go entirely to Boys & Girls Clubs of America or Boys and Girls Clubs of Canada (the winning fan's prize will not exceed $100,000, regardless of the size of the total amount raised)."

Translation: it's not a true 50/50 raffle, it's a really expensive lottery with a set prize of $100k.

So when they promote the shiat out of this today and tomorrow; remember that catch.
 
2020-08-14 12:39:13 PM  
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2020-08-14 12:39:47 PM  

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2020-08-14 12:52:00 PM  

Polish Hussar: harleyquinnical: [Fark user image 600x338]

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2020-08-14 1:05:28 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:32:07 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:33:12 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:34:47 PM  
Mike Milbury hates soon.
 
2020-08-14 1:36:50 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Mike Milbury hates soon.


Mikey won't eat it - he hates everything.
 
2020-08-14 1:37:38 PM  
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient:  [Fark user image 204x300]

He pours beer without head!
 
2020-08-14 1:37:49 PM  

Aar1012: Can it be soon time?


Soon.
 
2020-08-14 1:38:30 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:38:52 PM  

desertgeek: Bullshiat alert:

The NHL have announced that tomorrow, they will be running a 50/50 throughout the USA and Canada (except for those fools in Quebec) to support the Boys & Girls Clubs of America and Canada. The pot will start at $200,000, so that's $100k to the winner of the raffle.

However...

There's this in the announcement:

"To further support the inspiring work being done by Boys & Girls Clubs across North America, any amounts raised above and beyond $200,000 - net of expenses - through the sweepstakes will go entirely to Boys & Girls Clubs of America or Boys and Girls Clubs of Canada (the winning fan's prize will not exceed $100,000, regardless of the size of the total amount raised)."

Translation: it's not a true 50/50 raffle, it's a really expensive lottery with a set prize of $100k.

So when they promote the shiat out of this today and tomorrow; remember that catch.


Found Bergmann's Slush Funds!
 
2020-08-14 1:40:08 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient:  [Fark user image 204x300]

He pours beer without head!


Steak for dinner, sometimes soon!
 
2020-08-14 1:44:33 PM  
hockey!
 
2020-08-14 1:46:54 PM  
GO CANUCKS GO!
 
2020-08-14 1:48:38 PM  

DOCTORD000M: GO CANUCKS GO!


...home.
 
2020-08-14 1:52:47 PM  

FightDirector: DOCTORD000M: GO CANUCKS GO!

...home.


...  with the cup
 
2020-08-14 1:53:30 PM  
So I checked. We have more "Soon" posts today than the NBA thread had posts yesterday.
 
2020-08-14 1:54:39 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:56:43 PM  
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2020-08-14 1:59:11 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Mike Milbury hates soon.


Mike Milbury longs for the days when the neutral zone trap was dominant.
 
2020-08-14 2:00:07 PM  
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2020-08-14 2:01:16 PM  
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2020-08-14 2:03:53 PM  
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2020-08-14 2:05:27 PM  

desertgeek: Bullshiat alert:

The NHL have announced that tomorrow, they will be running a 50/50 throughout the USA and Canada (except for those fools in Quebec) to support the Boys & Girls Clubs of America and Canada. The pot will start at $200,000, so that's $100k to the winner of the raffle.

However...

There's this in the announcement:

"To further support the inspiring work being done by Boys & Girls Clubs across North America, any amounts raised above and beyond $200,000 - net of expenses - through the sweepstakes will go entirely to Boys & Girls Clubs of America or Boys and Girls Clubs of Canada (the winning fan's prize will not exceed $100,000, regardless of the size of the total amount raised)."

Translation: it's not a true 50/50 raffle, it's a really expensive lottery with a set prize of $100k.

So when they promote the shiat out of this today and tomorrow; remember that catch.


As a borderline degenerate gambler...IN!
$10 for 10 entries...that's less than 2 good beers at a bar, or 4 domestics.
 
2020-08-14 2:06:08 PM  
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2020-08-14 2:06:44 PM  

Polish Hussar: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Mike Milbury hates soon.

Mike Milbury longs for the days when the neutral zone trap was dominant.


Mike Millbury thinks the forward pass should be illegal again.
 
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