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(TMZ)   Looks like Miley Cyrus is going to have a lot of material for a new album soon   (tmz.com) divider line
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2020-08-13 11:24:24 PM  
It was also Cody who took care of Miley in November of last year when she underwent vocal cord surgery -- and in March, they got matching tattoos.

Hah, a rookie mistake
 
2020-08-13 11:41:05 PM  
Never fark a gal who can belt a country tune about how much you suck in the sack.
 
2020-08-14 12:41:12 AM  

whither_apophis: It was also Cody who took care of Miley in November of last year when she underwent vocal cord surgery -- and in March, they got matching tattoos.

Hah, a rookie mistake


My tattoo guy would not do matching tattoos, would absolutely not. When I asked why, he said as soon as you get matching tattoos, it's for certain you'll break up. Then one of you comes in and wants me to redo the tattoo into something different while you biatch and whine about your significant other. No.
 
2020-08-14 12:54:50 AM  
That dude isn't even British hot. What's the deal, Miley?
 
2020-08-14 12:58:30 AM  
So you're telling me I have a chance now?
 
2020-08-14 2:55:01 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: That dude isn't even British hot. What's the deal, Miley?


She does lots and lots of drugs. She has no idea what amorphous blob she's farking from one day to the next.

I'm not anti drug, but sometimes you need to get sober for a second and look at that... dude... and go, what the fark am I doing here?
 
2020-08-14 3:37:22 AM  
Just makes me question what was wrong with thors brother
 
2020-08-14 3:48:34 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: That dude isn't even British hot. What's the deal, Miley?


Dnrtfa
But from the pic I thought she was dating another woman.
Oh insomnia you cruel biatch
 
2020-08-14 3:50:57 AM  

whither_apophis: It was also Cody who took care of Miley in November of last year when she underwent vocal cord surgery -- and in March, they got matching tattoos.

Hah, a rookie mistake


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2020-08-14 3:53:06 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Never fark a gal who can belt a country tune about how much you suck in the sack.


Or some sort of drug fueled.....something....
 
2020-08-14 4:04:33 AM  
Not a huge fan of hers or anything, but she nailed "Say Hello to Heaven" after Chris Cornell killed himself.

Miley Cyrus with Temple of the Dog - Say Hello 2 Heaven
Youtube qVUu4DS2bb8
 
2020-08-14 4:57:36 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Never fark a gal who can belt a country tune about how much you suck in the sack.


Also, never date a overly self important AW who acts like a nut job in an attempt to stay relevant.
 
2020-08-14 4:59:49 AM  
I want my Hannah Montana back
 
2020-08-14 5:05:12 AM  
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2020-08-14 5:05:43 AM  

Charles of York: I want my Hannah Montana back


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2020-08-14 5:36:05 AM  

WillofJ2: Just makes me question what was wrong with thors brother


Loki? He's adopted.
 
2020-08-14 5:54:21 AM  

bfh0417: fragMasterFlash: Never fark a gal who can belt a country tune about how much you suck in the sack.

Also, never date a overly self important AW who acts like a nut job in an attempt to stay relevant.


Bfho417 was angry that day too, my friends. That week? Decade?
 
2020-08-14 5:54:24 AM  
The product wasn't selling anymore.

Nothing personal.
 
2020-08-14 6:01:47 AM  
Seems like as good a thread as any to post this

Mutoid Man + Royal Thunder "Wrecking Ball"
Youtube i5brZylfhEM
 
2020-08-14 6:15:16 AM  

Mister Buttons: Not a huge fan of hers or anything, but she nailed "Say Hello to Heaven" after Chris Cornell killed himself.

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Daaaaaaaamn
 
2020-08-14 6:25:52 AM  
You know what that means, people - she's gonna release a bunch more nude pics.

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2020-08-14 6:33:38 AM  
 
2020-08-14 6:47:09 AM  
She did just release a new single/video.  Coincidence?  Probably.
Miley Cyrus - Midnight Sky (Official Video)
Youtube aS1no1myeTM
 
2020-08-14 6:59:13 AM  
My God, how can I go on? The horrors of 2020 continue to assault the human soul and beat us to our knees!
Deadly pandemic killing hundreds of thousands, collapsing economies, the rise of fascism, riots, burning, huge urban explosions,...and now a Miley break up!
Is there no balm in Gilead?!?
 
2020-08-14 7:06:31 AM  

CarnySaur: She did just release a new single/video.  Coincidence?  Probably.
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Huh. My first impression of that was her trying to be Kylie Minogue. I'm old. I would gladly disappoint either of them.
 
2020-08-14 7:09:45 AM  

RedZoneTuba: My God, how can I go on? The horrors of 2020 continue to assault the human soul and beat us to our knees!
Deadly pandemic killing hundreds of thousands, collapsing economies, the rise of fascism, riots, burning, huge urban explosions,...and now a Miley break up!
Is there no balm in Gilead?!?


Why are you asking hymn?
 
2020-08-14 7:17:28 AM  

Aezetyr: WillofJ2: Just makes me question what was wrong with thors brother

Loki? He's adopted.


I heard he was cold as ice
 
2020-08-14 7:18:36 AM  

RedZoneTuba: My God, how can I go on? The horrors of 2020 continue to assault the human soul and beat us to our knees!
Deadly pandemic killing hundreds of thousands, collapsing economies, the rise of fascism, riots, burning, huge urban explosions,...and now a Miley break up!
Is there no balm in Gilead?!?


We're all out of coffee
 
2020-08-14 7:37:54 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Never fark a gal who can belt a country tune about how much you suck in the sack.


Don't care, I'd give her the disappointing of a lifetime.
 
2020-08-14 7:43:12 AM  
alright brazzers, shouldn't take much of a nudge, get to it.
 
2020-08-14 7:48:32 AM  

Al Tsheimers: CarnySaur: She did just release a new single/video.  Coincidence?  Probably.
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Huh. My first impression of that was her trying to be Kylie Minogue. I'm old. I would gladly disappoint either of them.


It's funny you say that because Kylie recently came out with a similarly-themed song and video:
Kylie Minogue - Say Something (Official Video)
Youtube l73FJBnjp28
 
2020-08-14 7:49:54 AM  
CarnySaur:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/aS1no1my​eTM]

Et tu, Miley!
 
2020-08-14 7:51:18 AM  

Mister Buttons: Not a huge fan of hers or anything, but she nailed "Say Hello to Heaven" after Chris Cornell killed himself.

[YouTube video: Miley Cyrus with Temple of the Dog - Say Hello 2 Heaven]


Giving off some Stevie Nicks vibes there when she hits the low notes.

I'm not a big fan either, but the woman can sing.
 
2020-08-14 8:00:05 AM  

CarnySaur: Al Tsheimers: CarnySaur: She did just release a new single/video.  Coincidence?  Probably.
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Huh. My first impression of that was her trying to be Kylie Minogue. I'm old. I would gladly disappoint either of them.

It's funny you say that because Kylie recently came out with a similarly-themed song and video:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/l73FJBnj​p28]


Everyone is doing Electro-Disco Revival this summer.Coincidence? It's Neon Pop conspiracy. Wake up sheeple
 
2020-08-14 8:14:09 AM  

LewDux: CarnySaur: Al Tsheimers: CarnySaur: She did just release a new single/video.  Coincidence?  Probably.
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Huh. My first impression of that was her trying to be Kylie Minogue. I'm old. I would gladly disappoint either of them.

It's funny you say that because Kylie recently came out with a similarly-themed song and video:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/l73FJBnj​p28]

Everyone is doing Electro-Disco Revival this summer.Coincidence? It's Neon Pop conspiracy. Wake up sheeple


I say we let Miley and Kylie wrestle it out.
 
2020-08-14 8:15:54 AM  

CarnySaur: She did just release a new single/video.  Coincidence?  Probably.
[YouTube video: Miley Cyrus - Midnight Sky (Official Video)]


nice, a closeup of those weird teeth of hers.
 
2020-08-14 8:27:47 AM  

styckx: So you're telling me I have a chance now?


Cody is all yours!
 
2020-08-14 8:59:20 AM  
Is she the one that played the sexism card when her glut of songs about real exes became a national running joke, and then compared herself to legendary artists like Johnny Cash who had made approximately one such song each?
 
2020-08-14 9:07:36 AM  
She's not exactly "hot" but definitely a 3 am hookup at the sleazy bar across the street from my apartment-type girl.
 
2020-08-14 9:15:05 AM  
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2020-08-14 9:19:48 AM  
She doesn't need new material, her best performances are all covers. Great voice.

Miley Cyrus - The Backyard Sessions - "Lilac Wine"
Youtube iFZsunzjDXU


Yes, that's a quality Jeff Buckley tribute, Gen Xers.
 
2020-08-14 9:21:56 AM  
Has anyone praised her cover of Jolene or how Dolly Parton is her godmother?
 
2020-08-14 9:22:33 AM  

CarnySaur: LewDux: CarnySaur: Al Tsheimers: CarnySaur: She did just release a new single/video.  Coincidence?  Probably.
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Huh. My first impression of that was her trying to be Kylie Minogue. I'm old. I would gladly disappoint either of them.

It's funny you say that because Kylie recently came out with a similarly-themed song and video:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/l73FJBnj​p28]

Everyone is doing Electro-Disco Revival this summer.Coincidence? It's Neon Pop conspiracy. Wake up sheeple

I say we let Miley and Kylie wrestle it out.


They can do it at the back of the class
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2020-08-14 9:29:52 AM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: She doesn't need new material, her best performances are all covers. Great voice.

[YouTube video: Miley Cyrus - The Backyard Sessions - "Lilac Wine"]

Yes, that's a quality Jeff Buckley tribute, Gen Xers.


CSB. Buckley's is also a cover.
 
2020-08-14 9:40:05 AM  
I don't know ... I kind of like her.  She bugs me far less than most other pop stars, she's got actual talent, and I think unlike many who pretend not to give a F, she really doesn't seem to .  That's entertaining.   Plus I've seen pictures of her peeing, so that's unique.  8 out of 10.
 
2020-08-14 9:49:50 AM  
Miley seems like the kind of woman that, if she's into you, she doesn't say "no" to very much. I dig that.
 
2020-08-14 10:41:44 AM  

elvindeath: I don't know ... I kind of like her.  She bugs me far less than most other pop stars, she's got actual talent, and I think unlike many who pretend not to give a F, she really doesn't seem to .  That's entertaining.   Plus I've seen pictures of her peeing, so that's unique.  8 out of 10.


Yeah, but she needs to lay off the booze and cigarettes or she's gonna start to resemble Harvey Fierstein in ten years, both in voice and looks.
 
2020-08-14 10:43:06 AM  

frankb00th: CarnySaur: She did just release a new single/video.  Coincidence?  Probably.
[YouTube video: Miley Cyrus - Midnight Sky (Official Video)]

nice, a closeup of those weird teeth of hers.


What's weird about her teeth?
 
2020-08-14 11:25:12 AM  

debug: frankb00th: CarnySaur: She did just release a new single/video.  Coincidence?  Probably.
[YouTube video: Miley Cyrus - Midnight Sky (Official Video)]

nice, a closeup of those weird teeth of hers.

What's weird about her teeth?


Nothing, but "sharp knees" and "crazy eyes" are too mainstream
 
2020-08-14 11:25:18 AM  
I would engage her in coitus if you know what I mean.
 
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