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2020-08-14 12:09:56 AM  
18 votes:
You mess with the bull you lose your panties.

/or something like that
 
2020-08-14 3:38:36 AM  
17 votes:
"Witnesses say the woman had gotten off her motorcycle and approached a bison calf when an adult bison came charging, catching her belt and jeans on its horn."

For her next trick, she's going to approach Mike Tyson and tell him he has a stupid voice.
 
2020-08-14 3:00:33 AM  
17 votes:

wejash: Are these Sturgis bikers showing us even more evidence of their stupidity?


Hey now. She's an all-star.
 
2020-08-14 4:40:55 AM  
16 votes:

stan unusual: mescalito: stan unusual: LOL at the clown aiming a pistol at a bison like that's going to stop it.


I watched an ahole, attempt to intentionally drive his huge dually through a small group crossing the road once.  It was only maybe 40-50 head or so.  He was doing at least 65mph untill he made contact.  The truck only touched two bison, and one actually walked away (but still had to be put down regardless).

How much of the truck was left?


Rhino vs car
Youtube -FfgELGrC98
 
2020-08-14 4:16:51 AM  
13 votes:
pbfcomics.comView Full Size
 
2020-08-14 3:53:19 AM  
12 votes:

Eravior: "Witnesses say the woman had gotten off her motorcycle and approached a bison calf when an adult bison came charging, catching her belt and jeans on its horn."

For her next trick, she's going to approach Mike Tyson and tell him he has a stupid voice.


When the bison was flinging her around, I wonder if it occurred to her to re-examine the chain of decisions that led her to that point.
 
2020-08-14 4:17:09 AM  
10 votes:
This exchange in the audio made me chortle.

Woman, concerned: "She got too close."
Man, schadenfreude: "She sure farking did!"
 
2020-08-14 4:49:15 AM  
9 votes:
i.pinimg.comView Full Size


"Dumb biatch gives Smiles A Lot a sad face."
 
2020-08-14 9:23:53 AM  
5 votes:
Look I just want a clear shot of this woman without pants.
 
2020-08-14 4:23:34 AM  
4 votes:

stan unusual: mescalito: stan unusual: LOL at the clown aiming a pistol at a bison like that's going to stop it.


I watched an ahole, attempt to intentionally drive his huge dually through a small group crossing the road once.  It was only maybe 40-50 head or so.  He was doing at least 65mph untill he made contact.  The truck only touched two bison, and one actually walked away (but still had to be put down regardless).

How much of the truck was left?


The truck bed was intact and usable.
 
2020-08-14 12:00:39 AM  
4 votes:
LOL at the clown aiming a pistol at a bison like that's going to stop it.
 
2020-08-13 11:54:20 PM  
4 votes:
Are these Sturgis bikers showing us even more evidence of their stupidity?
 
2020-08-14 5:26:13 AM  
3 votes:
Winner Ms. Buffalo Chip 2020
 
2020-08-14 3:58:58 AM  
3 votes:
If she were wearing a sundress and heels the beast would have respectfully nodded and walked away
 
2020-08-14 3:54:24 AM  
3 votes:
I accidentally got a little to close to a bison once (it was obstructed by foliage).  15 short feet away I notice this majestic creature.  It took a natural looking step and the ground shook beneath my feet.  I could not stop thinking about the cup of water in Jurassic Park, so I politely asked it not to eat me and "ran" away at a blinding 1inch per minute.

If you cannot cover the bison with one of your finger nails, you are too close.
 
2020-08-14 9:40:45 AM  
2 votes:
RE: RE: RE: RE: FW: RE: Dear Harley Salesman,

Don't the bison know that all bikers are badass and we can do what ever we want! Gee's, we go thru all that effort of buying a $40k Harley, black leather outfits and stuff with our 401k retirement checks and these bison are so disrespectful! I need louder pipes so not only the can the bison respect my badassness, but most of the other animals in the park as well!

PS: Why do Honda riders always point and laugh at me while I'm on my trike?
 
2020-08-14 9:14:42 AM  
2 votes:

ProcrastinationStation: ...
I came face to face with a doe white tailed deer many years ago when I was out collecting data for my research job.  Came around a corner in the cut trail (in phragmites reed-  super tall and super dense.  Couldn't see anything except the trail cut in front of me) and came face to face with the doe using the trail as a pathway.  We both stopped dead and stared at each other.  I was shocked at how huge he was-  seeing them from the car on the side of the road is one thing,  but from like 5' away?


Corps-like typing detected?

I slowly walked back onto the perpendicular path I had been on and she continued on her way.

Ah, nm.  Typos get us all.
 
2020-08-14 8:51:34 AM  
2 votes:
The end of the video sums things up nicely

"These farking dumb people."
 
2020-08-14 7:28:01 AM  
2 votes:
That'll learn her.

Who am I kidding, of course it won't.
 
2020-08-14 7:22:29 AM  
2 votes:

Marcos P: That bison is a psycho crusher


Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away oh oh
 
2020-08-14 4:26:57 AM  
2 votes:
She didn't want her calf smelling like that. I don't blame her.

If the woman had just put talcum powder on her hands first, and then put talcum powder on the bisons nose everything would have been just fine.

/ yeah. Rabbits, I know.
// right. Never works
/// I just want to see what happens when she walks up to the bison while explaining how "everything is gonna be alright..."
 
2020-08-14 1:22:59 AM  
2 votes:
People need to watch more nature documentaries and fewer Disney movies.

Would this be considered an idiot tax?
 
2020-08-14 5:05:51 PM  
1 vote:
Kowgirl Karen?
 
2020-08-14 12:25:48 PM  
1 vote:
th.bing.comView Full Size

And all she got was a t-shirt.
 
2020-08-14 11:42:20 AM  
1 vote:

EmmaLou: Zero sympathy for a woman sneaking up to get a closer picture of a bison and it's nursing calf. I don't know what she expected, but she's an idiot.

There's actually a series of videos shot by the same lady who took this. The last 2 are of a park ranger somehow getting the pants from the bison (whether they dropped or he was able to grab them, you can't really tell) and then him bringing them back, which was nice. He didn't seem amused or sympathetic at all.

These are wild animals and should be treated as such. If they wanted to pet animals and get pictures with them that's what the donkeys are for at Custer.


Clearly you don't value selfies!!!
 
2020-08-14 11:01:07 AM  
1 vote:

petuniapup: ProcrastinationStation: ...
I came face to face with a doe white tailed deer many years ago when I was out collecting data for my research job.  Came around a corner in the cut trail (in phragmites reed-  super tall and super dense.  Couldn't see anything except the trail cut in front of me) and came face to face with the doe using the trail as a pathway.  We both stopped dead and stared at each other.  I was shocked at how huge he was-  seeing them from the car on the side of the road is one thing,  but from like 5' away?

Corps-like typing detected?

I slowly walked back onto the perpendicular path I had been on and she continued on her way.

Ah, nm.  Typos get us all.


Why are you assuming gender and pronouns?
 
2020-08-14 8:51:11 AM  
1 vote:
Naturally curious? Like sticking your face in things to "get a good look"? Well, I got just the thing for you.

Fark user imageView Full Size


/ Free hugs.
 
2020-08-14 6:37:51 AM  
1 vote:
That bison is a psycho crusher
 
2020-08-14 5:41:31 AM  
1 vote:
Fun Fact: Frozen buffalo chips can be burned like a goofy wood substitute, but maybe uhhhh, be upwind.
 
2020-08-14 5:31:19 AM  
1 vote:
Fun Fact: The bison in or around Yellowstone are the last remnants of those who used to live nearish Iowa.  They have been pushed to the craziest place from their natural habitat and most simply believe this is all natural.
 
2020-08-14 4:17:59 AM  
1 vote:

mescalito: stan unusual: LOL at the clown aiming a pistol at a bison like that's going to stop it.


I watched an ahole, attempt to intentionally drive his huge dually through a small group crossing the road once.  It was only maybe 40-50 head or so.  He was doing at least 65mph untill he made contact.  The truck only touched two bison, and one actually walked away (but still had to be put down regardless).


How much of the truck was left?
 
2020-08-14 4:00:57 AM  
1 vote:

mescalito: I accidentally got a little to close to a bison once (it was obstructed by foliage).  15 short feet away I notice this majestic creature.  It took a natural looking step and the ground shook beneath my feet.  I could not stop thinking about the cup of water in Jurassic Park, so I politely asked it not to eat me and "ran" away at a blinding 1inch per minute.

If you cannot cover the bison with one of your finger nails, you are too close.


Alternatively, you can go to the Olympic Game Farm in Sequim, WA and let them drool all over your car:

Olympic Game Farm Bison and Fallow Deer (2nd lap)
Youtube Xy6ei6PCrvM
 
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