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2020-08-13 10:35:13 PM  
What if he puts Jared in charge of his NY campaign?
 
2020-08-13 11:56:07 PM  
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2020-08-14 4:36:49 AM  
Trump brandished a map of New York's 2016 presidential election results.
The map showed most counties in red, meaning he won them, despite losing the state by 22 points to Democrat Hillary Clinton.


He still thinks that land votes.
 
2020-08-14 4:57:08 AM  
I was under the impression that New Yorkers despised Trump with the fire of a thousand suns even before he got into politics.  I'm not sure how he could have changed that.
 
2020-08-14 5:03:45 AM  
Yeah that last 6 months has been really crazy, Donnie.  Who was in charge way back then?
 
2020-08-14 5:04:36 AM  

Snapper Carr: I was under the impression that New Yorkers despised Trump with the fire of a thousand suns even before he got into politics.  I'm not sure how he could have changed that.


This is the man who thinks he enjoys popular support, but that the media is only reporting the bad stuff about him.
 
2020-08-14 5:05:47 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Trump brandished a map of New York's 2016 presidential election results.
The map showed most counties in red, meaning he won them, despite losing the state by 22 points to Democrat Hillary Clinton.

He still thinks that land votes.


It would be amusing if that is the argument he goes with when he protests his loss in November, as opposed to voter fraud, or deep state, or whatever else is harder to prove or disprove.
 
2020-08-14 5:13:17 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: Snapper Carr: I was under the impression that New Yorkers despised Trump with the fire of a thousand suns even before he got into politics.  I'm not sure how he could have changed that.

This is the man who thinks he enjoys popular support, but that the media is only reporting the bad stuff about him.


https://www.forbes.com/sites/stephani​e​sarkis/2019/06/29/gaslightersnarcissis​ts-cant-handle-rejection-rapinoe-rejec​ts-trump/
 
2020-08-14 5:15:25 AM  
At yesterday's press concert a reporter actually asked him if he regrets telling the American people "tens of thousands of lies over the past 3 1/2 years"
Don ignored him.

Not campaigning today.
At least somebody tried for a change.
 
2020-08-14 5:22:37 AM  
It appears Trump recruited his makeup team from one of America's Florida's top five funeral homes.
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/God he looks miserable
//Good,
///The pity is he's too dumb to suffer properly
 
2020-08-14 5:22:41 AM  
Yes Mr President. Wonderful idea! You can win it it will just take lots of money. Maybe the majority of the GOP war chest. They will not mind if you use as much as you want. You can buy that NYC love you always wanted.

/And would love to see the GOP Republicans be complete wimps having their money stolen to appease the orange bully.
 
2020-08-14 5:37:32 AM  

Snapper Carr: I was under the impression that New Yorkers despised Trump with the fire of a thousand suns even before he got into politics.  I'm not sure how he could have changed that.


Especially considering how he let them hang with his Covid 19 response.
 
2020-08-14 5:42:00 AM  
You close enough polling places due to a "positive COVID-19 test" and all bets are off.
 
2020-08-14 5:44:55 AM  
He should go to Central Park and hold a rally
 
2020-08-14 5:47:43 AM  

Snapper Carr: I was under the impression that New Yorkers despised Trump with the fire of a thousand suns even before he got into politics.  I'm not sure how he could have changed that.


Now that he's made America great again they can see the error of their ways.
 
2020-08-14 5:47:43 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: It appears Trump recruited his makeup team from one of America's Florida's top five funeral homes.
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/God he looks miserable
//Good,
///The pity is he's too dumb to suffer properly


That's a killing joke
 
2020-08-14 5:52:16 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: It appears Trump recruited his makeup team from one of America's Florida's top five funeral homes.
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/God he looks miserable
//Good,
///The pity is he's too dumb to suffer properly


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2020-08-14 5:59:50 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Trump brandished a map of New York's 2016 presidential election results.
The map showed most counties in red, meaning he won them, despite losing the state by 22 points to Democrat Hillary Clinton.

He still thinks that land votes.


unfortunately, in the presidential election it kind of does.
 
2020-08-14 6:01:47 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: It appears Trump recruited his makeup team from one of America's Florida's top five funeral homes.
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/God he looks miserable
//Good,
///The pity is he's too dumb to suffer properly


that's one of his alpha male tough guy looks. and Lincoln is in the background and out of focus because he didn't do as much as Trump for THOSE people.
 
2020-08-14 6:11:37 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Trump brandished a map of New York's 2016 presidential election results.
The map showed most counties in red, meaning he won them, despite losing the state by 22 points to Democrat Hillary Clinton.

He still thinks that land votes.


So do plenty of republicans.
 
2020-08-14 6:13:57 AM  

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this. otterducking this.

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virulent_loser: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: It appears Trump recruited his makeup team from one of America's Florida's top five funeral homes.
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/God he looks miserable
//Good,
///The pity is he's too dumb to suffer properly

that's one of his alpha male tough guy looks. and Lincoln is in the background and out of focus because he didn't do as much as Trump for THOSE people.


I still want some reporter to... well, wait. back it up for a second.

thank you Mister Swan, for emboldening our idiot jackwagons.

ok, good, clear.

I'd still dearly love some press-corps to ask, "so what are your thoughts on Hamlin?"

"no one knew about Hammibull Handbling before now, but I studied more than anyone! all the teachers asked me, and now everyone is saying!"
 
2020-08-14 6:19:51 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: It appears Trump recruited his makeup team from one of America's Florida's top five funeral homes.
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/God he looks miserable
//Good,
///The pity is he's too dumb to suffer properly


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2020-08-14 6:21:48 AM  
A spike in crime isn't going to make New Yorkers warm up to you when most of those crimes are white collar crimes committed by you and your caporegimes.
 
2020-08-14 6:22:51 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: It appears Trump recruited his makeup team from one of America's Florida's top five funeral homes brothels.

 
2020-08-14 6:41:12 AM  
If he really cares he can start helping New York right now. What's the plan?
 
2020-08-14 6:42:21 AM  
Yes, just look at that spike in violent crime. Surely the citizens of NY will vote for Trump to stop this scourge on our society.

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2020-08-14 7:21:34 AM  

Ishkur: Yes, just look at that spike in violent crime. Surely the citizens of NY will vote for Trump to stop this scourge on our society.

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They're spinning the difference from everybody being in their home to somewhat out and about as a spike in crime, just like they're spinning it is as record new employment.
 
2020-08-14 7:25:00 AM  
He just lost more votes in the sticks by calling New York City "a cherished diamond of our country" than he'll ever gain in New York.
 
2020-08-14 7:45:09 AM  

RTOGUY: If he really cares he can start helping New York right now. What's the plan?


Same as his "Obamacare repeal and replace plan" which I am sure will be revealed any day now!
 
2020-08-14 7:56:30 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: RTOGUY: If he really cares he can start helping New York right now. What's the plan?

Same as his "Obamacare repeal and replace plan" which I am sure will be revealed any day now!


No plan for you; two weeks!
 
2020-08-14 7:56:53 AM  
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2020-08-14 8:02:04 AM  
Let him spend gobs of money in NY. Ain't gonna change a thing and it will be money he can't spend on actual battleground states.
 
2020-08-14 8:05:04 AM  

Ishkur: Yes, just look at that spike in violent crime. Surely the citizens of NY will vote for Trump to stop this scourge on our society.

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Well, duh. That doesn't account for all the Antifa terrorists in June. Plebe.
 
2020-08-14 8:05:55 AM  

nsstick: Ishkur: Yes, just look at that spike in violent crime. Surely the citizens of NY will vote for Trump to stop this scourge on our society.

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Well, duh. That doesn't account for all the Antifa terrorists in June. Plebe.


Aw crap, just realized the graphic only goes to 2018z
 
2020-08-14 8:06:42 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: It appears Trump recruited his makeup team from one of America's Florida's top five funeral homes.
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/God he looks miserable
//Good,
///The pity is he's too dumb to suffer properly


Looks like he's macro-dosing Midol
 
2020-08-14 8:14:59 AM  

Bear_of_Arkona: Yes Mr President. Wonderful idea! You can win it it will just take lots of money. Maybe the majority of the GOP war chest. They will not mind if you use as much as you want. You can buy that NYC love you always wanted.

/And would love to see the GOP Republicans be complete wimps having their money stolen to appease the orange bully.


The money is accrued by pandering to richest of the rich and the dregs of Society. As long as the GOP keeps giving tax breaks to the ultra wealthy, and promises to keep punishing, and removing whatever civil rights they can from, non Caucasians, females, LGBTQ, and recent and future immigrants, the donations will keep flowing in.
 
2020-08-14 8:16:14 AM  
I guess a spike in voter fraud and other forms of election tampering could indeed help him there, along with a hefty voting tax.
 
2020-08-14 8:20:38 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Trump brandished a map of New York's 2016 presidential election results.
The map showed most counties in red, meaning he won them, despite losing the state by 22 points to Democrat Hillary Clinton.

He still thinks that land votes.


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too bad for him most of the world votes democrats
 
2020-08-14 8:20:44 AM  

Parrahs: I guess a spike in voter fraud and other forms of election tampering could indeed help him there, along with a hefty voting tax.


Did someone say spike?

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2020-08-14 8:21:35 AM  
FTA:
"I will bring down taxes and I'll make sure that New York City is a safe place. I mean, this is one of our cherished - this is a cherished diamond of this country. And we can't let this happen to New York."

That seems like a line developed in a lab specifically to piss off his base.
 
2020-08-14 8:22:29 AM  
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2020-08-14 8:27:53 AM  
Trump says spike in crime, high taxes could help him win New York in 2020 election


people are still SALTy since you were the reason our taxes went up, dipshiat
 
2020-08-14 8:34:05 AM  

virulent_loser: that's one of his alpha male tough guy looks. and Lincoln is in the background and out of focus because he didn't do as much as Trump for THOSE people.


It's amazing at what he thinks looks "tough", I emphasize 'looks' because deep down he knows he's a worthless walking puddle of shiat.

His suits don't fit, his ties are comically long (& held together by scotch tape), his hair is a constant nightmare, his skin is gasping for air underneath all of that orange crap, and on top of that, he makes constipated faces because in his mind, it makes up for the rest of his failed personality.

If he'd stay active (riding in a golf cart doesn't count), listen to someone about how to dress & groom properly, and maybe... ah hell, what am I babbling about? It's too late for any of that. He's had seven decades to figure out how to be a normal person, instead he blew his daddy's fortune ripping off contractors while living in a penthouse & shiatting into gold toilets.
 
2020-08-14 8:42:30 AM  
He is so right! I have to live in this wind-seared hellscape, where roving gangs of marauders openly attack and kill with impunity. It's horrific. For now I survive on the bounty of my roach farm, but lately my herd has been looking anemic. I'm scared! This is all the democrat party's fault and we need change! Save us, President Trump! The Trump campaign should use a many resources as possible to win NY. He can do it!

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2020-08-14 9:21:39 AM  
Maybe he's still expecting to win 95% of the black vote as well...
 
2020-08-14 10:03:10 AM  
So you're in charge when things go to shiat, and that's why you should be reelected? It's the George W. Bush campaign all over again.
 
2020-08-14 10:13:59 AM  
Good luck... my district went 97% for Hillary iirc.
 
2020-08-14 10:21:13 AM  

hissatsu: He is so right! I have to live in this wind-seared hellscape, where roving gangs of marauders openly attack and kill with impunity. It's horrific. For now I survive on the bounty of my roach farm, but lately my herd has been looking anemic. I'm scared! This is all the democrat party's fault and we need change! Save us, President Trump! The Trump campaign should use a many resources as possible to win NY. He can do it!

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YouGuysAreGettingRoaches.jpg
 
2020-08-14 10:26:30 AM  
If New York City votes Republican then I'm afraid the world will see it's symbolism as proof that Fascism has, in fact, won an irreversibly strong victory.
 
2020-08-14 12:19:16 PM  
LOLWUT?
 
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