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(USA Today)   "Meet Donald Trump, the incredibly shrinking president"   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2020-08-14 7:31:04 AM  
32 votes:

DannyBrandt: UncleDirtNap: Head of the Editorial Board:

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Honest question, since she was a "model" in the 80's, has Melania done anything other than age?


Absolutely. She has evolved into one hell of a successful interior decorator.

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She also puts a ton of of blood, sweat, and tears into her garden, spending countless hours tending the plants and pulling weeds.

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If there's a better role model out there, I have yet to see her.
 
2020-08-13 10:33:49 PM  
21 votes:
Oh. I thought this was going to have a picture of him on a day when he forgot to wear his lifts.
 
2020-08-14 7:02:41 AM  
16 votes:
Head of the Editorial Board:

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2020-08-14 4:34:49 AM  
16 votes:
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2020-08-14 6:31:55 AM  
13 votes:

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Public Call Box: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: -He has a less than 3-in-10 chance of winning the election
-Newspapers across the country are relentlessly criticizing him
-More and more Republicans are publicly criticizing him, but privately supporting him
-His path to victory shrinks every day
What's the smell?  Smells like 2016.

So you don't think the Pavlovian universal hatred for Hilary is a factor at all?

The two decade long hate campaign against the Clintons certainly helped.  We'll just have to wait and see how 40,000 Midwest rednecks decide to vote.


It's way more than 40,000. Like 45,000.

But with the fires and droughts this year, maybe they won't be able to vote if they can't do it early or by mail.

Those hills aren't going to billy themselves.
 
2020-08-14 9:11:17 AM  
12 votes:
shrinking in height while his stomach keeps expanding

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2020-08-14 7:36:30 AM  
11 votes:
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2020-08-14 4:14:50 AM  
10 votes:
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2020-08-14 6:00:58 AM  
9 votes:
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2020-08-14 8:19:08 AM  
8 votes:

capn' fun: This is the inevitable cycle of trump. Come in riding a gilded turd and making yuge promises, bigly. Rake in as much grift as he can from the marks (usually investors, in this case the GOP party bosses, reps, and voters), do fark all and scream "unfair" or accuse anyone who points out he is doing fark all of lying. When it becomes obvious he has done fark all and that anyone and anything involved is about to lose their money, their careers, their reputations, or even their freedom for a few years, start screaming about how things are a yuge success. People say to him all the time they can't believe how beautiful, how luxurious, The Best! it is, and how disappointed they are that they can't be part of it, too. Threaten to sue anyone who point out it's all bullshiat until, eventually, nobody will take his calls, nobody will come to his super classy events, and most importantly, nobody will let him within a mile of their money. Then, fark off to one of his "world class, luxury properties" to drive golf carts on the second rate fairways and greens and paw at women paid to pretend he's overwhelming them with his virility. Call in to AM and satellite radio all afternoon and maybe wheeze into a remote camera to whine of Fox and Friends. After a few months, maybe a year or two, gild another turd and find another pile of marks to dazzle with it.

He's been doing it for decades.

Decades.

That any of this is a surprise is an indictment of our country. He's only one of the most successful con men in history because we are arguably the most militantly, aggressively ignorant country in history. In any other modern, industrialized nation trump would have been in prison or effectively banished from business and public life a decade ago.


I have to imagine that his ghostwriter included this as a subtle dig at him.

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2020-08-13 9:29:52 PM  
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2020-08-14 6:56:00 AM  
7 votes:
Nah, he's gained at least 50 lbs as President.
 
2020-08-14 2:58:46 AM  
7 votes:
It's funny because Trump has a comically small penis.
 
2020-08-14 7:49:33 AM  
6 votes:
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2020-08-14 7:00:50 AM  
6 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: Nah, he's gained at least 50 lbs as President.


Yeah, but he's grown 2 feet taller.

Don't you read the Ben Garrison News?
 
2020-08-14 7:07:14 AM  
5 votes:

UncleDirtNap: Head of the Editorial Board:

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Honest question, since she was a "model" in the 80's, has Melania done anything other than age?
 
2020-08-14 9:55:38 AM  
4 votes:

DannyBrandt: UncleDirtNap: Head of the Editorial Board:

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Honest question, since she was a "model" in the 80's, has Melania done anything other than age?


A bit of mushroom picking
 
2020-08-14 7:35:35 AM  
4 votes:
ORANGE MAN BAD!   ORANGE MAN FAT! You guys are brilliant
 
2020-08-14 7:35:00 AM  
4 votes:
He's got a plan to get bigger and he's going to be making a big, big announcement about that in two weeks.
 
2020-08-14 11:14:49 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-14 7:55:15 AM  
3 votes:

aagrajag: clkeagle: DannyBrandt: UncleDirtNap: Head of the Editorial Board:

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Honest question, since she was a "model" in the 80's, has Melania done anything other than age?

Absolutely. She has evolved into one hell of a successful interior decorator.

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She also puts a ton of of blood, sweat, and tears into her garden, spending countless hours tending the plants and pulling weeds.

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If there's a better role model out there, I have yet to see her.

Stilettos...

No one in this garbage family expends any effort upon anything at all, do they?


C'mon you can use them to plant tulips.

Once.
 
2020-08-14 6:18:33 AM  
3 votes:
-He has a less than 3-in-10 chance of winning the election
-Newspapers across the country are relentlessly criticizing him
-More and more Republicans are publicly criticizing him, but privately supporting him
-His path to victory shrinks every day
What's the smell?  Smells like 2016.
 
2020-08-13 10:31:31 PM  
3 votes:
It would be nice if his ego shrunk to be in proper proportion with his hands, mushroom.
 
2020-08-14 9:04:40 AM  
2 votes:

clkeagle: DannyBrandt: UncleDirtNap: Head of the Editorial Board:

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Honest question, since she was a "model" in the 80's, has Melania done anything other than age?

Absolutely. She has evolved into one hell of a successful interior decorator.

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She also puts a ton of of blood, sweat, and tears into her garden, spending countless hours tending the plants and pulling weeds.

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If there's a better role model out there, I have yet to see her.


She's wearing heels in the garden. Hot.
 
2020-08-14 8:34:06 AM  
2 votes:

Nadie_AZ: And yet he is still in power, is using that power and has a real chance to remain President after January.


Had to hit "Smart" because there isn't a "shrieking in horror and despair" button.
 
2020-08-14 7:52:17 AM  
2 votes:

Il Douchey: ORANGE MAN BAD!   ORANGE MAN FAT! You guys are brilliant


No, yer brilliant.
 
2020-08-14 8:18:28 AM  
1 vote:
You know it's bad when even USA Today dunks on you. They are basically a high school student newspaper but for some reason you get a free copy at certain hotels.
 
2020-08-14 5:57:39 AM  
1 vote:
From a poll released this morning:
What's particularly striking is Trump and Biden are now tied with whites at 48%. Trump had a 6-point advantage with the group at the end of June.
To underscore the significance of this, Trump won white voters by 20 points in 2016, and no Democrat has gotten more than 44% of the white vote (Clinton 1996) in a presidential election since 1976.

Notably, Biden leads by 19 points voters who say they dislike both candidates. That's important because in 2016, Trump won voters who said they disliked both Trump and his Democrat Hillary Clinton by 30 points, according to exit polls
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I hope this holds true through the election, and blows over into the Senate races.
 
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