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2020-08-13 10:08:25 PM  
Shooting's too good for this guy.
 
2020-08-13 10:17:03 PM  
I saw someone have a similar brain fart once. We were in a big group going to NOLA, I think. One of the guys turns to a lady behind him and goes, "Wanna hear a Knock-Knock joke?" Now the guy was known for being pretty funny, so she said OK. It went like this:

Guy - "OK, you start."
Her - "Knock-Knock"
Guy - "Who's there?"
Her - "Ummm...."
Guy - "No, you must have messed it up. Let's try again."

and this went on for about 15 minutes. Everyone in the van was dying laughing and she still didn't get it even after it was explained why we were all in tears.
 
2020-08-13 10:31:06 PM  
I am so proud of Farkers. This thread has already had two posts with no mention about the intelligence level of blondes.

Well done!
 
2020-08-14 4:15:16 AM  
And I defy any judge to tell her he didn't have it coming.
 
2020-08-14 5:16:22 AM  
It's a classic case of emergency focus. Many people fail to continuously assess emergencies and fail to see the change.
 
2020-08-14 7:43:45 AM  
Fake.
 
2020-08-14 8:49:55 AM  
Her intense focus on where she was trying to cut so as not to hurt him blinded her from seeing even a slightly bigger picture. Classic.

I was once so upset about something, so inwardly focused on what I "should have said", that I did not see a six-and-a-half foot, fully light-strung and lit Christmas tree in the living room ready for ornaments when I went in there to sit down and figure out what to do/say about whatever the issue was, something at work. Sat there with the tree two feet in front of me. Did not see it.

Hubby went in and out of the room casually several times, waiting for me to see what he had done, but nothing. I was literally blind to my surroundings. We still laugh about my lack of observation skills to this day, and I'm just now binging "Psych" and Shawn is pretty much my complete opposite, which is a lot of fun. I am just still, after three seasons so far, weirded out that Lassiter is Caine from "Supernatural." He has legendary, Biblical-Patriarch-levels of hair and beard on "Supernatural" (and looks DAMN hot) which goes with his great voice, and it's so strange to see him beardless on "Psych" (which is a fun little show with decent chops).
 
2020-08-14 9:43:00 AM  

isamudyson: I saw someone have a similar brain fart once. We were in a big group going to NOLA, I think. One of the guys turns to a lady behind him and goes, "Wanna hear a Knock-Knock joke?" Now the guy was known for being pretty funny, so she said OK. It went like this:

Guy - "OK, you start."
Her - "Knock-Knock"
Guy - "Who's there?"
Her - "Ummm...."
Guy - "No, you must have messed it up. Let's try again."

and this went on for about 15 minutes. Everyone in the van was dying laughing and she still didn't get it even after it was explained why we were all in tears.


Texted my girlfriend "I have a covid-19 joke, but I don't think you'll catch it."
She replies "I'm not dumb, try me."
Didn't understand why I sent 🤣 (laughing tears emoji) back
 
2020-08-14 11:36:23 AM  
Serious tunnel vision. I can believe it. There are people you call in emergencies, and then these people who completely lock up. Hell, this wasn't even an emergency. First thing I'd have done when called was laugh a little and then take a picture.
 
2020-08-14 12:00:06 PM  
"Not Guilty!"
 
2020-08-14 2:06:57 PM  

Russ1642: Serious tunnel vision. I can believe it. There are people you call in emergencies, and then these people who completely lock up. Hell, this wasn't even an emergency. First thing I'd have done when called was laugh a little and then take a picture.


Yep, a staple through the finger is a painful injury but nothing to get excited about. There is definitely enough time to take a photo and have a small giggle about the idiot stapling their finger before taking any action. You want to assess the situation before you make a move anyway. Might as well get a couple of good pictures while you figure out the best plan of action. I'm glad I got my stupidity out of the way in the years before everyone had a phone in their pocket to take pictures with.
 
2020-08-14 2:16:37 PM  

Xanadone: Shooting's too good for this guy.



You're right, i say he has to live with that woman for he rest of his life and put up with whatever shiat she decides he gets from now on.
 
2020-08-14 3:35:27 PM  
She: "Ha, ha! Very funny. Now I know where you keep the stapler. Have a nice rest and hope you don't wake up with your dick stapled to the bed"
 
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