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(ESPN)   Seahawks player screws himself because he didn't want to screw himself   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, National Football League, Seattle Seahawks, rookie cornerback Kemah Siverand, Coach Pete Carroll's No., NFL Network, signing bonus, Oklahoma State, circumstances of Siverand  
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2020-08-13 8:59:26 PM  
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/Go Hawks.
 
2020-08-13 10:08:08 PM  
Well he knew he probably only had a few weeks of getting laid by claiming to be an NFL player.  Couldn't let it go to waste
 
2020-08-13 11:02:21 PM  
Shoulda joined the NBA.
 
2020-08-13 11:09:54 PM  

Naido: Well he knew he probably only had a few weeks of getting laid by claiming to be an NFL player.  Couldn't let it go to waste


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Yeah buddy!
 
2020-08-13 11:37:15 PM  
He did it all for the nookie, yeah, the nookie.
 
2020-08-14 12:30:26 AM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x510]

/Go Hawks.


... I mean... there were times last year where she couldn't have been WORSE than one of Seattle's dbs...
 
2020-08-14 12:58:14 AM  

puffy999: The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x510]

/Go Hawks.

... I mean... there were times last year where she couldn't have been WORSE than one of Seattle's dbs...


I LOL'd.
 
2020-08-14 4:54:35 AM  
This is just the tip of the iceberg. Expect a ton of it in the college ranks too.
 
2020-08-14 5:38:56 AM  

FriarReb98: This is just the tip of the iceberg. Expect a ton of it in the college ranks too.


that's what the iceberg said to the Titanic. "just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels..."

/possibly also what this guy told the girl
//minus the iceberg part
///probably
 
2020-08-14 7:12:55 AM  
Oh gee, I should bring in a nice-looking lady to work and claim she works there.
 
2020-08-14 8:01:40 AM  
Sheesh... your best chance- albeit a long shot- to join an NFL team.  Which I assume is your lifelong dream.  And you can't put off sex for awhile to achieve that?  Moron.
 
2020-08-14 8:07:59 AM  
Young, dumb, and full of cum.
 
2020-08-14 9:16:01 AM  
Did she fix the cable?
 
2020-08-14 9:17:06 AM  

FriarReb98: This is just the tip of the iceberg. Expect a ton of it in the college ranks too.


You mean just the athletes or every student on campus?
 
2020-08-14 9:21:03 AM  
the woman was wearing Seahawks gear in an attempt to disguise herself as a player.

Either that girl was huge, or Siverand is a complete idiot.

/probably a little of both
 
2020-08-14 9:48:21 AM  

downstairs: Sheesh... your best chance- albeit a long shot- to join an NFL team.  Which I assume is your lifelong dream.  And you can't put off sex for awhile to achieve that?  Moron.


These guys were the star players on the teams that they came from. Probably difficult to get out of that mindset and sometimes it costs you.
 
2020-08-14 9:48:46 AM  

downstairs: Sheesh... your best chance- albeit a long shot- to join an NFL team.  Which I assume is your lifelong dream.  And you can't put off sex for awhile to achieve that?  Moron.


Either that or some veteran player offered him some multiple of his $2000 signing bonus to sneak her in.

"Hey rook....."
 
2020-08-14 9:52:25 AM  

puckrock2000: the woman was wearing Seahawks gear in an attempt to disguise herself as a player.


I can't imagine it didn't work

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2020-08-14 10:04:12 AM  
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2020-08-14 10:08:02 AM  

puckrock2000: the woman was wearing Seahawks gear in an attempt to disguise herself as a player.

Either that girl was huge, or Siverand is a complete idiot.

/probably a little of both


Did he say she was a wide receiver?
 
2020-08-14 10:22:16 AM  

johnny_vegas: puckrock2000: the woman was wearing Seahawks gear in an attempt to disguise herself as a player.

I can't imagine it didn't work

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Hot damn.
 
2020-08-14 10:35:09 AM  
I can't wait to see how Seahawks fans find a way to whine about this.
 
2020-08-14 10:41:32 AM  

knight_on_the_rail: I can't wait to see how Seahawks fans find a way to whine about this.


*Eye Roll*

We're all laughing about it.
 
2020-08-14 10:42:05 AM  

thesharkman: puckrock2000: the woman was wearing Seahawks gear in an attempt to disguise herself as a player.

Either that girl was huge, or Siverand is a complete idiot.

/probably a little of both

Did he say she was a wide receiver?


Tight End.
 
2020-08-14 11:21:20 AM  

Combustion: thesharkman: puckrock2000: the woman was wearing Seahawks gear in an attempt to disguise herself as a player.

Either that girl was huge, or Siverand is a complete idiot.

/probably a little of both

Did he say she was a wide receiver?

Tight End.


Place kicker!

/I'm not very good at this
 
2020-08-14 11:36:37 AM  

The Smails Kid: Young, dumb, and full of cum.


What about her?
 
2020-08-14 11:49:20 AM  
Unavailable for comment:

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/NTTAWWT
 
2020-08-14 11:51:43 AM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image 425x510]

/Go Hawks.


*GIS*

"A girl does not play defensive back."
 
2020-08-14 12:01:39 PM  
This happens once or twice every single season. How immature do you have to be as a person to finally achieve what you've worked for your entire life, to get a set or rules that you need to follow to keep that job for at least 4-5 weeks, only to throw it all away by trying to sneak a woman into the hotel?

How farking dumb.
 
2020-08-14 12:08:56 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Unavailable for comment:

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Also:

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/NTTAWWT


What is the second pic from?
 
2020-08-14 12:15:04 PM  

sephjnr: The Smails Kid: Young, dumb, and full of cum.

What about her?


What about him?
 
2020-08-14 1:00:44 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2020-08-14 1:11:57 PM  
Next time, get a better disguise...like Sweet Dee.

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2020-08-14 1:43:10 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2020-08-14 2:44:40 PM  
The SeaHawks should sign us farkers. We can go loooong stretches without sex!
 
2020-08-14 2:50:19 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The SeaHawks should sign us farkers. We can go loooong stretches without sex!


My body says "offensive line" but I want to play DE.
 
2020-08-14 4:42:47 PM  

The_Sponge: OtherLittleGuy: Unavailable for comment:

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Also:

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/NTTAWWT

What is the second pic from?


..."Are You Being Served"?

Like, that's what it is, I'm just confused as to why a British comedy from the 1980s set in the clothing department of a department store has one of its lingerie saleswomen in a Seahawks jersey.
 
2020-08-14 4:43:45 PM  

The_Sponge: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The SeaHawks should sign us farkers. We can go loooong stretches without sex!

My body says "offensive line" but I want to play DE.


My mind says Quarterback or Receiver, but my body says "dead by the third snap of the game"
 
2020-08-14 5:18:41 PM  

etoof: The_Sponge: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: The SeaHawks should sign us farkers. We can go loooong stretches without sex!

My body says "offensive line" but I want to play DE.

My mind says Quarterback or Receiver, but my body says "dead by the third snap of the game"


I'm built like half the white guys on the Patriots, but I'd do as well as a Browns practice squad reject.
 
2020-08-14 6:29:36 PM  

NEDM: The_Sponge: OtherLittleGuy: Unavailable for comment:

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Also:

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/NTTAWWT

What is the second pic from?

..."Are You Being Served"?

Like, that's what it is, I'm just confused as to why a British comedy from the 1980s set in the clothing department of a department store has one of its lingerie saleswomen in a Seahawks jersey.


Heh....thank you.
 
2020-08-15 5:11:24 AM  

NEDM: The_Sponge: OtherLittleGuy: Unavailable for comment:

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Also:

[Fark user image image 681x580]

/NTTAWWT

What is the second pic from?

..."Are You Being Served"?

Like, that's what it is, I'm just confused as to why a British comedy from the 1980s set in the clothing department of a department store has one of its lingerie saleswomen in a Seahawks jersey.


That's Mr. Humphreys, but the confusion is understandable for those who know.
 
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