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6501 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Aug 2020 at 5:05 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-13 4:54:41 PM  
I guess that depends on who you are. Sounds to me like the date when exactly as planned from her point of view.
 
2020-08-13 5:06:44 PM  
So a guy finally gets the shocker.
 
2020-08-13 5:07:45 PM  
"date"
 
2020-08-13 5:09:07 PM  
$100?

Spare the CDN currency jokes but I'd be happy for a kiss on the cheek for that, our ladies are spendy.
 
2020-08-13 5:09:20 PM  
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2020-08-13 5:09:21 PM  
Would allow her to stun me....

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/with sexytime
 
2020-08-13 5:11:18 PM  
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2020-08-13 5:12:42 PM  
The crazy thing is, it wasn't the worst date I ever had
 
2020-08-13 5:13:59 PM  
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2020-08-13 5:14:29 PM  

Salmon: $100?

Spare the CDN currency jokes but I'd be happy for a kiss on the cheek for that, our ladies are spendy.


Well, she did rummage through his pockets so maybe she made contact with his special purpose.
 
2020-08-13 5:14:41 PM  
She then became uncooperative and began a FaceTime conversation with another man.

The I am going to ignore you and go about my business like you are not even here defense.
 
2020-08-13 5:15:34 PM  
Sounds more like prostitution to me.

Girl: yeah you bring 100 dollars and change me to room 69 of the do drop Inn.

Man: ok I will be there at 6pm.
 
2020-08-13 5:16:08 PM  

hubiestubert: I guess that depends on who you are. Sounds to me like the date when exactly as planned from her point of view.


She planned on being arrested?
 
2020-08-13 5:17:51 PM  
Usually the tasering costs extra.
 
2020-08-13 5:19:28 PM  
When they finally got to her room, you could almost feel the electricity in the air.
 
2020-08-13 5:20:35 PM  
Just giving some headline love.

/unlike the lady in TFA
 
2020-08-13 5:21:09 PM  
I met my wife online
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2020-08-13 5:21:30 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Sounds more like prostitution to me.

Girl: yeah you bring 100 dollars and change me to room 69 of the do drop Inn.

Man: ok I will be there at 6pm.


Violent assault committed during prostitution is violent assault, no matter who ends up getting screwed.
 
2020-08-13 5:24:50 PM  
Well at least he didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and down a kidney.
 
2020-08-13 5:39:26 PM  
Life imitates Seinfeld?

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2020-08-13 5:39:57 PM  

JZDave: Well at least he didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and down a kidney.


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2020-08-13 5:44:54 PM  
Meh.  I've had worse dates.
 
2020-08-13 5:46:18 PM  

AbuHashish: So a guy finally gets the shocker.


The stun gun was pink, she's in the clink.
 
2020-08-13 5:48:33 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: hubiestubert: I guess that depends on who you are. Sounds to me like the date when exactly as planned from her point of view.

She planned on being arrested?


Dude...let's not kink shame here. This is a place where we accept most of y'all's "proclivities"...
 
2020-08-13 5:55:42 PM  
Well, that was shocking. But did he get a charge out of it?
 
2020-08-13 5:57:32 PM  

hubiestubert: Creepy Lurker Guy: hubiestubert: I guess that depends on who you are. Sounds to me like the date when exactly as planned from her point of view.

She planned on being arrested?

Dude...let's not kink shame here. This is a place where we accept most of y'all's "proclivities"...


Dining alone while sobbing quietly?
 
2020-08-13 6:01:19 PM  
 I think she might be new at this.
 
2020-08-13 6:07:51 PM  

Somaticasual: hubiestubert: Creepy Lurker Guy: hubiestubert: I guess that depends on who you are. Sounds to me like the date when exactly as planned from her point of view.

She planned on being arrested?

Dude...let's not kink shame here. This is a place where we accept most of y'all's "proclivities"...

Dining alone while sobbing quietly?


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Safe space, brah. Safe space.
 
2020-08-13 6:10:20 PM  
"a Washington State woman"

1) Move over, Florida Man.

2) I've been fortunate....I have dated a few Washington State women, and they never did that to me.
 
2020-08-13 6:11:23 PM  
Speaking of Washington State women......

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2020-08-13 6:11:49 PM  
She then became uncooperative [with cops] and began a FaceTime conversation with another man.
This is my favorite part-- she's lining up the next victim during investigation of the last one! The grift is strong in her, she should switch to time-share sales or multi-level marketing
 
2020-08-13 6:18:33 PM  

Phaedrus the Vague: The grift is strong in her, she should switch to time-share sales or multi-level marketing


We, as a society, can tolerate tasering horny guys for their wallet, but that crosses a moral line.
 
2020-08-13 6:25:56 PM  

tzzhc4: Life imitates Seinfeld?

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I wasted my whole morning on you for $8?
 
2020-08-13 6:35:48 PM  
Wow. That same woman did that to me just last week. She got me for $130 on Tuesday at the Holliday Inn and she got me for $250 on Wednesday at the Hilton. Couldn't find her Thursday. Be careful out there guys.
 
2020-08-13 7:13:29 PM  
Good.
Stop trust the silly internets ppl
 
2020-08-13 7:21:43 PM  
I dated a woman from Kent once.  She preferred mace.
 
2020-08-13 7:32:06 PM  
"The woman, later identified as Selena Rivera-Apodaca, 24, of Kent, was arrested after the man was able to escape from her hotel room and contact authorities.

The drama unfolded Tuesday when officers responded to a report of an armed robbery at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in downtown Boston.

The victim told police that he met the woman through an online dating site, and that they went up to her hotel room after meeting in the lobby."


Dude, never refuse to pay the hooker.
 
2020-08-13 7:59:36 PM  
Don't trust a woman with a hyphenated last name.
 
2020-08-13 8:33:03 PM  

Mock26: "The woman, later identified as Selena Rivera-Apodaca, 24, of Kent, was arrested after the man was able to escape from her hotel room and contact authorities.

The drama unfolded Tuesday when officers responded to a report of an armed robbery at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in downtown Boston.

The victim told police that he met the woman through an online dating site, and that they went up to her hotel room after meeting in the lobby."

Dude, never refuse to pay the hooker.


Warren Sapp could have used your advice about 5 years ago.
 
2020-08-13 8:33:47 PM  
Kent.  Enough said.
 
2020-08-13 8:39:13 PM  

whitroth: Well, that was shocking. But did he get a charge out of it?


Sure, give the man static. Perhaps if he had asked a series of questions in the initial phase he could have resisted her open circuit. Then again, how was he supposed to know what she meant when she said she liked her men grounded.
 
2020-08-13 8:46:07 PM  

Nosatril: whitroth: Well, that was shocking. But did he get a charge out of it?

Sure, give the man static. Perhaps if he had asked a series of questions in the initial phase he could have resisted her open circuit. Then again, how was he supposed to know what she meant when she said she liked her men grounded.


So, you're saying she was really wired?
 
2020-08-13 9:30:21 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I met my wife online
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So I'm at the dentist in the late '80s and he's looking at me, and he starts to say, "You know, you kind of look like the guy on Saturday Night Live...".

"I know him I said," cutting him off.

"Really", he asked?

"Oh yeah, he's a good friend of mine," I said, "That's the ticket".

"Him and his wife, Morgan Fairchild".

Freaking idiot dentist did not get it for a minute.
 
2020-08-13 9:36:12 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I met my wife online
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So I'm at the dentist in the late '80s and he's looking at me, and he starts to say, "You know, you kind of look like the guy on Saturday Night Live...".

"I know him I said," cutting him off.

"Really", he asked?

"Oh yeah, he's a good friend of mine," I said, "That's the ticket".

"Him and his wife, Morgan Fairchild".

Freaking idiot dentist did not get it for a minute.


Lulz.

It could be worse.  I've seen the same dentist since college, and I'm 41 now.

A while back, he says "So your mom got remarried."

That assumption was amusing and maybe a little weird.

"Um.....my Mom is still married to my Dad."
 
2020-08-13 10:17:27 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I met my wife online
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So I'm at the dentist in the late '80s and he's looking at me, and he starts to say, "You know, you kind of look like the guy on Saturday Night Live...".

"I know him I said," cutting him off.

"Really", he asked?

"Oh yeah, he's a good friend of mine," I said, "That's the ticket".

"Him and his wife, Morgan Fairchild".

Freaking idiot dentist did not get it for a minute.


my eldest sisters second husband was a dead ringer for that actor. first time i met him was at the wedding. i almost shiat a brick. my sister is a catch, a well educated good looking blonde but not MF. but he looked just like him. it was hard not to laugh.
 
2020-08-13 10:26:57 PM  
Man card should never have been issued in the first place. Clerical error I guess. Whatever - just leave it on the table and get out.
 
2020-08-14 3:02:56 AM  

AteMyBrain: Man card should never have been issued in the first place. Clerical error I guess. Whatever - just leave it on the table and get out.


Cut the dude some slack. Sometimes crazy is sneaky. Works it's way into your life, then drains your bank account, takes the dog, kids and cars, sells the boat ... wait, what were we talking about?

Oh, yeah. Sometimes crazy doesn't announce itself, you gotta discover it at the business end of a pink taser.
 
2020-08-14 1:38:42 PM  
I had a tinder with a chick date about a month ago that just seemed too good to be true... but she convinced me enough that she was real... but I was a little wary.  My friends all were concerned as she was WAY out of my league and she wanted to meet on a river bank.  They literally made me check in with them with GPS cords once I got to the location... and it's not like I can't take care of myself, but I wasn't so sure that a pack of Russian dudes wasn't gonna jump out of a bush and rob me. I did conceal a knife on me.

Turns out she was an AMAZING girl that blew away my expectations!  She was affectionate and seemingly into me. Physically, emotionally and intellectually everything I could ever want... sex was great!  We spent 7 out of the first 10 days we knew each other together... I couldn't believe it was real.

Then she told me she was just trying to get over her ex :(

/between covid and potential scams, online dating in your late 30's is a weird and dangerous thing
//also humble brag
///Don't care had sex??
 
2020-08-14 1:49:41 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I met my wife online
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So I'm at the dentist in the late '80s and he's looking at me, and he starts to say, "You know, you kind of look like the guy on Saturday Night Live...".

"I know him I said," cutting him off.

"Really", he asked?

"Oh yeah, he's a good friend of mine," I said, "That's the ticket".

"Him and his wife, Morgan Fairchild".

Freaking idiot dentist did not get it for a minute.


that's when you lift the wallet.
 
2020-08-14 8:02:23 PM  

2KanZam: Then she told me she was just trying to get over her ex


That's better than finding out she has a penis.
 
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