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2020-08-13 4:36:05 PM  
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2020-08-13 4:42:25 PM  
This gives me an excuse to tell you my favorite Dad joke:


Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field.


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2020-08-13 5:12:48 PM  
Only if Donny can prove he actually did anything.
 
2020-08-13 5:26:18 PM  
I mean.....Donny HAS united the world. In shunning us.
 
2020-08-13 5:29:46 PM  

weddingsinger: Only if Donny can prove he actually did anything.


When you do things right, people won't be sure that you've done anything at all....

/ On the other hand, nothing would have been preferable to what Donny actually did.
 
2020-08-13 5:48:19 PM  

iheartscotch: weddingsinger: Only if Donny can prove he actually did anything.

When you do things right, people won't be sure that you've done anything at all....

/ On the other hand, nothing would have been preferable to what Donny actually did.


Donny already doesn't do anything.  Its his minions like Stephen Miller that terrify me.
 
2020-08-13 5:48:33 PM  
Still obsessed over getting the damn prize because Obama got one.
 
2020-08-13 5:59:34 PM  

weddingsinger: Only if Donny can prove he actually did anything.


exactly!
 
2020-08-13 6:00:42 PM  
That's the code phrase.
He is signaling duress.
 
2020-08-13 6:01:02 PM  
Donny, Donny, Donny (can I call you that?): The people that you want to impress don't care, and the people that you do impress....you don't like.

Go fark yourself.
 
2020-08-13 6:02:24 PM  
You can either have a Nobel prize or an apartment complex in the West Bank named after you. You have to decide.

Quite seriously tho, what, if anything, did the administration really do? How involved were they in these negotiations? Anyone want to enlighten me?
 
2020-08-13 6:02:25 PM  

koder: Still obsessed over getting the damn prize because Obama got one.


And you know how Obama talks about it ALL THE TIME?

I mean he just won't shut up about it.
 
2020-08-13 6:02:39 PM  
I didn't think he was a fan of those Noble Prizes they just hand out.
 
2020-08-13 6:02:48 PM  
They have a Nobel Prize for cheating at golf?
 
2020-08-13 6:03:25 PM  
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2020-08-13 6:03:41 PM  
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/Really? Never?
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2020-08-13 6:04:32 PM  
Earlier today he gave Jared ALL of the credit for the deal. ALL of the credit.
 
2020-08-13 6:05:10 PM  

iheartscotch: I mean.....Donny HAS united the world. In shunning us.


A Nobel given purely in irony would be worth it: "For the cause of showing that overwhelming American military might, nor the United States as a force for democratic pluralism, are no longer necessary in achieving international consensus."
 
2020-08-13 6:06:15 PM  
When he dies and has a grave he's going to get the "neongoats came to shiat on it" prize. The only kind of prize a Trump should receive.
 
2020-08-13 6:06:21 PM  
Has Trump even figured out how to spell Nobel Prize properly, or is he still calling it the Noble Prize and even then is confusing it with the Pulitzer Prize?
 
2020-08-13 6:06:27 PM  

I Browse: This gives me an excuse to tell you my favorite Dad joke:


Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel Prize?

He was out standing in his field.


I would like to nominate I Browse for a Nobel Peace Prize for their outstandingly bad joke that stopped me from banging my head against the table at the thought of tRump getting a Nobel Peace Prize.
 
2020-08-13 6:06:46 PM  

Purple_Urkle: That's the code phrase.
He is signaling duress.


The Beacons are lit? Gondor calls for aid?
 
2020-08-13 6:08:39 PM  

neongoats: When he dies and has a grave he's going to get the "neongoats came to shiat on it" prize. The only kind of prize a Trump should receive.


I'll meet you there with a 24 pack of burritos and a big bottle of epicac.
 
2020-08-13 6:09:42 PM  
For fark sake, can we just give him a goddamn peas prize and be done with it?

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2020-08-13 6:11:15 PM  

hammettman: For fark sake, can we just give him a goddamn peas prize and be done with it?

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He used to be happy to get a chickpea on his face, but can't do that much anymore cause of the 'Rona.
 
2020-08-13 6:11:16 PM  
Nobel Piss Prize, he actually said.
 
2020-08-13 6:11:23 PM  

weddingsinger: iheartscotch: weddingsinger: Only if Donny can prove he actually did anything.

When you do things right, people won't be sure that you've done anything at all....

/ On the other hand, nothing would have been preferable to what Donny actually did.

Donny already doesn't do anything.  Its his minions like Stephen Miller that terrify me.


Not true. Donny criticizes members of his own virus response team for failing to make Donny look good.....

/ He also uses a dog whistle attached to a jet engine.
 
2020-08-13 6:11:59 PM  
"He makes a desert and calls it peace"
 
2020-08-13 6:12:09 PM  
Either these guys are trolling (a dick move to do in these miserable times) or they really do have their collective heads jammed deeeeeep up Trump's ass.
 
2020-08-13 6:12:29 PM  

Snapper Carr: koder: Still obsessed over getting the damn prize because Obama got one.

And you know how Obama talks about it ALL THE TIME?

I mean he just won't shut up about it.


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2020-08-13 6:12:41 PM  
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2020-08-13 6:12:50 PM  
Whoops wrong picture.
 
2020-08-13 6:13:25 PM  
170,000 are now dead so stuff your sycophancy.
 
2020-08-13 6:14:53 PM  
That's really the only job requirement of all of Trump's appointments: Go on TV and say good stuff 'bout Trump.

He really doesn't need them for anything else.
 
2020-08-13 6:15:51 PM  
Sure, go ahead and nominate him, the Nobel committee probably need a laugh.
 
2020-08-13 6:20:22 PM  
This co aligns exactly with the Mt. Rushmore thing.  He acts like he didn't initiate either and it was just the will of the people but it's so damn obvious.  And he gets his toadies to do his bidding to put a feather in his cap.
/so thirsty for unearned adoration
//don't forget he wanted to name the Israel / UAE accord "the Donald J. Trump peace accord" like he was the dealmaker
 
2020-08-13 6:21:39 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Sure, go ahead and nominate him, the Nobel committee probably need a laugh.


They could create a new field just for him: the novel prize in astonishing dipshiattery and conspicuous cowardice.
 
2020-08-13 6:23:02 PM  
Well, he has started less wars than our last Nobel winning president.....
 
2020-08-13 6:23:20 PM  
National security adviser says Trump 'should be a front-runner for the Nobel Peace Prize

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2020-08-13 6:24:13 PM  
"People are saying I deserved an Emmy for singing Green Acres. Many people."
Donald Trump Green Acres Sing a Long
Youtube pa_8apQa-as

/abandon all hope ye who choose to watch this
 
2020-08-13 6:26:50 PM  
Now all we need is Bibi to stop expanding settlements into the West Bank and the deal will be an amazing achievement. (Insert sad trombone here)
 
2020-08-13 6:27:28 PM  
Too bad the Swedes think he's a POS
 
2020-08-13 6:31:23 PM  

Pharmdawg: Too bad the Swedes think he's a POS


And that's especially bad coming from the Swedes.
 
2020-08-13 6:33:27 PM  
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2020-08-13 6:35:19 PM  
Donny?
I thought Jared was in charge of bringing peace to the Middle East?
 
2020-08-13 6:38:04 PM  
That guy should really clean all the cheeto dust off his lips before speaking.
 
2020-08-13 6:38:59 PM  
Where is 'peak crazy'?  Is there even such a thing?  I'm starting to doubt it.
 
2020-08-13 6:41:23 PM  
Israel and Oman run into each other in a cafe. They get to talking. "That turd Donald may try to help us."

"Please. Do not say such things when I am relaxing with waffles and a flat white. You'll make my stomach clench and my ass unclench."

"Same here. So, we should take care of it ourselves. Otherwise, the US will feel like they are influencing the region. Remember how that went? How hard it was to get them out of here? They just left Iraq and Syria for no reason at all, and now the Russians and Iranians are pushing."

"Yes, yes. But not right now, my waffles are getting cold."
 
2020-08-13 6:42:17 PM  

vrax: Where is 'peak crazy'?  Is there even such a thing?  I'm starting to doubt it.


Peak crazy is when multiple people on fox/oann repeat this claim...and are taken seriously.
 
2020-08-13 6:44:30 PM  
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