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(WCAX Vermont)   Police investigate car vs. tree crash. They have been interrogating for 5 hours, but that tree won't crack. Poor sap   (wcax.com) divider line
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2020-08-13 2:26:42 PM  
They're following every branch.  They will get to the root of it.
 
2020-08-13 2:29:38 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: They're following every branch.  They will get to the root of it.


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2020-08-13 2:35:08 PM  
Bark Lives Matter.
 
2020-08-13 2:49:38 PM  
black walnut don't crack
 
2020-08-13 3:09:16 PM  
Time for them to make like a tree and get out of there.
 
2020-08-13 3:10:33 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: black walnut don't crack


Gotta get 'em by the nuts.
 
2020-08-13 3:11:42 PM  
You think this is an oak?

Could get hemlocked up for years if they sycamore aggressive prosecutor.

Yew don't want that.
 
2020-08-13 3:11:47 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: They're following every branch.  They will get to the root of it.


They'll get him for leafing the scene of the accident. Failure to stop and render shade.
 
2020-08-13 3:13:40 PM  

mathamagical: Marcus Aurelius: They're following every branch.  They will get to the root of it.

They'll get him for leafing the scene of the accident. Failure to stop and render shade.


Police spent ages searching the suspect but the effort was fruitless
 
2020-08-13 3:14:06 PM  
I am sure this walnut ent well.
 
2020-08-13 3:14:15 PM  
"Police say speed and alcohol may be a factor."

One thing that's always stuck with me from Drew's book is the police's inability to say anything approaching an accusation in a news story :P
 
2020-08-13 3:16:06 PM  
Police say alcohol may be a factor

Methanol?
 
2020-08-13 3:20:16 PM  
lolz. I like how the reporter initially said "caused his tree to crash into a car,,,excuse me...caused his car to crash into a tree".
The mental image of high speed airborne trees flying into stationary cars amuses me greatly.
 
2020-08-13 3:21:05 PM  
" The pine tree has been drinking, not me, not me."

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that our boy needs to be packing his trunk. He's going to be nesting somewhere else for a while.
 
2020-08-13 3:24:53 PM  
That tree's not dead. It's just pining for the Fords.
 
2020-08-13 3:31:41 PM  
Acacia knot paying attention, this thread has branched off topic.

That maple some folks in. Saps. Keep rooting for them.

Willow everyone here a debt of gratitude and pine for silly jokes, just because pecan.
 
2020-08-13 3:39:49 PM  
TFA:  "Speed and alcohol may have been a factor."

He also might have been driving too fast.
 
2020-08-13 3:49:56 PM  
Whisky bottles and brand new cars...
Oak tree, you're in my way
 
2020-08-13 3:57:17 PM  

X-Geek: That tree's not dead. It's just pining for the Fords.


Wanted for questioning.

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2020-08-13 4:14:12 PM  
Fangorn  will be  peeved! Harooom!
 
2020-08-13 4:14:50 PM  
I think cars probably crash more often vs trees.
 
2020-08-13 4:20:54 PM  

rcain: George has apparently moved out of the Jungle and into quiet suburban life in Colchester, Vt

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thought that was Sonny Bono.

/too soon?
 
2020-08-13 4:41:16 PM  

berylman: I like how the reporter initially said "caused his tree to crash into a car,,,excuse me...caused his car to crash into a tree".


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2020-08-13 4:52:20 PM  
Car crashed into a tree.  Are they sure about that?  Maybe it was the other way around. Trees can be tough.

WIZARD OF OZ-VEGAN SLAP!
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2020-08-13 5:33:15 PM  
Not exactly the most treemendous headline I've ever seen.
 
2020-08-13 7:02:41 PM  
the tree is leaving them stumped
 
2020-08-13 9:28:25 PM  
Steering towards a tree was the main factor. You can do that slowly and/or sober.
 
2020-08-14 1:53:55 AM  
Rare opportunity to use the sappy tag, Subby. For shame.
 
2020-08-14 9:30:09 AM  

toddalmighty: Rare opportunity to use the sappy tag, Subby. For shame.


thought i did use sappy. huh
 
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