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2020-08-13 8:57:49 AM  
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2020-08-13 9:05:18 AM  
The Root investigates wet ass pussy P-word

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2020-08-13 9:23:49 AM  
hyphens/ we aren't doing hyphens?
 
2020-08-13 9:24:52 AM  

vudukungfu: hyphens/ we aren't doing hyphens?


You right, it should be wet ass-pussy for sure
 
2020-08-13 9:33:22 AM  
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2020-08-13 9:38:15 AM  
I thought ass pussy was something completely different.
 
2020-08-13 9:40:16 AM  
This whole thing has been cracking me up, because to me, WAP means Work Alone Program, wherein we set up a process by which folks like roofers and conservation officers can go out to remote/dangerous areas alone as long as they agree to answer their phone every X minutes and confirm they're not quite dead yet.

//works at a call centre that's old enough to be technically called an answering service
//in the back office
//not actually that bad if you're not dealing with callers
 
2020-08-13 9:41:52 AM  
I feel dumber for even skimming that page.  There is no point to it.
 
2020-08-13 9:42:01 AM  
Best Comment: It is totally fine for people to just say "folks are excited about this racy song, and I will pass because I'm not the audience". No need to bring your children (that you probably don't take care of) into it or a "distraction" diatribe.
 
2020-08-13 9:44:14 AM  
I'm getting old because I don't understand anything I just read.
 
2020-08-13 9:46:50 AM  
Short version:  Damon Young has clickbait-y imaginary conversations with no one and thereby invents the Rootsplain.
 
2020-08-13 9:47:05 AM  
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2020-08-13 9:47:38 AM  

SBinRR: I thought ass pussy was something completely different.


The female equivalent of dickbutt?

I have not seen any drawings yet.
 
2020-08-13 9:47:52 AM  

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Never heard the song, but I'm for anything that gets Ben Shapiro's tighty-whiteys in a bunch

/The tighty-whiteys being his incel followers
 
2020-08-13 9:49:50 AM  
Now I know what WAP means, I was an untrained expert because I have been making WAP happen for decades!
 
2020-08-13 9:52:22 AM  

LurkingCat: I feel dumber for even skimming that page.  There is no point to it.


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2020-08-13 9:53:10 AM  
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2020-08-13 9:54:07 AM  
Ben Shapiro is confused because he hasn't even seen a dry one.
 
2020-08-13 9:57:44 AM  
Dr. Shaprio is out there making a contribution to the world while her husband Ben has become a master of self-owns.
 
2020-08-13 10:01:32 AM  

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I like a girl who can drown a toddler in her panties.
I want to look like I just got out of the hot tub when I'm done.
 
2020-08-13 10:05:34 AM  
I hope nobody tells these dudes about 20 Fingers.  Their Internet Rage Machines will overload.
 
2020-08-13 10:06:48 AM  

SBinRR: I thought ass pussy was something completely different.


ass pussy sounds slightly off putting
 
2020-08-13 10:08:51 AM  
I haven't been following this one. So men are telling women how to run their privates? (still)
 
2020-08-13 10:13:02 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: Dr. Shaprio is out there making a contribution to the world while her husband Ben has become a master of self-owns.


I like how you presume the good ladydoctorwife actually exists.  It shows optimism, that in this trying time shouldn't be dismissed.
 
2020-08-13 10:13:06 AM  
Let's just get this out of the way.

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2020-08-13 10:13:08 AM  
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2020-08-13 10:20:05 AM  
I thought this was going to be about the Doug Stanhope ass-pussy routine
 
2020-08-13 10:21:46 AM  

LurkingCat: I feel dumber for even skimming that page.  There is no point to it.


The beginning was humorous. There are much worse takes on the internet.
 
2020-08-13 10:21:52 AM  
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2020-08-13 10:23:30 AM  

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Mrs Slocombe's Pussy
Youtube vRJlItzalJY
 
2020-08-13 10:23:34 AM  

vudukungfu: Best Comment: It is totally fine for people to just say "folks are excited about this racy song, and I will pass because I'm not the audience". No need to bring your children (that you probably don't take care of) into it or a "distraction" diatribe.


I gave it a listen. Meh. The line "i do a giggle when it's inside, spit in mouth, look in my eyes" was a little.... blegh, but beyond that, lyrically, pretty amusing.
 
2020-08-13 10:23:57 AM  

Psychopusher: I hope nobody tells these dudes about 20 Fingers.  Their Internet Rage Machines will overload.


Do I want to Google that..?
 
2020-08-13 10:25:10 AM  

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Never heard the song, but I'm for anything that gets Ben Shapiro's tighty-whiteys in a bunch

/The tighty-whiteys being his incel followers


its worth hearing once. Its belongs in the same category as "my dick" by micky avalon
 
2020-08-13 10:25:59 AM  
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2020-08-13 10:26:21 AM  
......leans forward.

Go on.
 
2020-08-13 10:26:33 AM  

Psychopusher: I hope nobody tells these dudes about 20 Fingers.  Their Internet Rage Machines will overload.


or "fark the pain away"
 
2020-08-13 10:27:46 AM  
Anything that makes ben shapiros panties twist into a knot is funny.
 
2020-08-13 10:27:56 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Psychopusher: I hope nobody tells these dudes about 20 Fingers.  Their Internet Rage Machines will overload.

or "fark the pain away"


Or "My Neck, My Back"
 
2020-08-13 10:28:34 AM  

bthom37: The Goddamn Batman: Dr. Shaprio is out there making a contribution to the world while her husband Ben has become a master of self-owns.

I like how you presume the good ladydoctorwife actually exists.  It shows optimism, that in this trying time shouldn't be dismissed.


Ha! I guess I do have some fumes of optimism left in the tank.
 
2020-08-13 10:28:50 AM  

ReluctantLondon: Psychopusher: I hope nobody tells these dudes about 20 Fingers.  Their Internet Rage Machines will overload.

Do I want to Google that..?


If you do, 20 fingers is the group. I believe the song they're referring to is "short dick man". But they have others too
 
2020-08-13 10:29:34 AM  

Psychopusher: I hope nobody tells these dudes about 20 Fingers.  Their Internet Rage Machines will overload.


Or Hot Nuts (boy do I feel old)

Doug Clark & the Hot Nuts - Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, Parts 1 & 2
Youtube FCExX5l2Gvc
 
2020-08-13 10:31:53 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Psychopusher: I hope nobody tells these dudes about 20 Fingers.  Their Internet Rage Machines will overload.

or "fark the pain away"


There's apparently at least two songs by that's title, and I can't find the one I'm looking for :(

/ I thought it was by White Tie Affair, but I was confused, and they did "You Look Better When I'm Drunk"
 
2020-08-13 10:33:56 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: vudukungfu: hyphens/ we aren't doing hyphens?

You right, it should be wet ass-pussy for sure


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2020-08-13 10:34:32 AM  

bthom37: The Goddamn Batman: Dr. Shaprio is out there making a contribution to the world while her husband Ben has become a master of self-owns.

I like how you presume the good ladydoctorwife actually exists.  It shows optimism, that in this trying time shouldn't be dismissed.


Hmm... has anyone seen Ben and his wife in the same room at the same time?

🤔
 
2020-08-13 10:35:36 AM  
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2020-08-13 10:35:55 AM  

ReluctantLondon: Natalie Portmanteau: Psychopusher: I hope nobody tells these dudes about 20 Fingers.  Their Internet Rage Machines will overload.

or "fark the pain away"

There's apparently at least two songs by that's title, and I can't find the one I'm looking for :(

/ I thought it was by White Tie Affair, but I was confused, and they did "You Look Better When I'm Drunk"


The version I was thinking of was by Divide the Day..! :)

/ 🎵so you drink enough for it to wash away the sin🎶
 
2020-08-13 10:37:24 AM  
Does anyone remember 2 Live Crew?  Yeah, solid stuff there.
 
2020-08-13 10:42:00 AM  

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Pretty sure Ben has never been around a WAP.  He is the vaginal equivalent of a Sahara wind.
 
2020-08-13 10:42:31 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: bthom37: The Goddamn Batman: Dr. Shaprio is out there making a contribution to the world while her husband Ben has become a master of self-owns.

I like how you presume the good ladydoctorwife actually exists.  It shows optimism, that in this trying time shouldn't be dismissed.

Ha! I guess I do have some fumes of optimism left in the tank.


fumes of optimism

I mean, since we're already on the topic, that would be a good name for a band...
 
2020-08-13 10:45:42 AM  

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/ * wap wap wap *
 
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