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(NHL)   My Darling, it's Day 3 of our expedition and things are slogging on. 4 games today, all more or less equally scattered between 3-10:30pm ET. No clear favorites are emerging, but we all are pressing on. One chant has arisen - Suck it Millbury. XXXOOO   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-08-13 8:49:47 AM  
Clear your schedule this evening...just in case...

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2020-08-13 8:53:55 AM  
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Excellent headline, Subs.
 
2020-08-13 8:59:09 AM  
Game 3.5 for Jackets and Bolts..
GO NOTBRUINS!!
 
2020-08-13 9:17:28 AM  
In the Before Times, it wouldn't piss off Milbury. He wouldn't care.
 
2020-08-13 9:37:14 AM  

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Excellent headline, Subs.


I liked tomorrow's more...
 
2020-08-13 10:01:06 AM  
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JD with a masterful Fark worthy tape job.
 
2020-08-13 10:36:40 AM  
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2020-08-13 10:52:04 AM  
After the Jerks-Bolts Games 1-3, we should have a "Whenever".
 
2020-08-13 11:01:49 AM  
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2020-08-13 12:05:05 PM  
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2020-08-13 12:42:57 PM  
Badge post as I'll be out all day today.

Side note, these 3pm games for the Jackets are not ok.

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2020-08-13 1:18:08 PM  
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2020-08-13 1:18:26 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Shut Up, Milbury.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-08-13 2:19:36 PM  
Elliott Friedman is reporting Claud Julien went to hospital after the game last night with chest pain. Not COVID-19 related, they're running tests today & keeping him there for a day or two. Kirk Muller will assume head-coaching duties for the balance of the Philadelphia series
 
2020-08-13 2:21:27 PM  
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2020-08-13 2:28:28 PM  
Felt good to e able to sleep in today.  Now let's do that hockey.  And drink.
 
2020-08-13 2:32:23 PM  
Soon.
 
2020-08-13 2:34:03 PM  
Alright Tampa and Columbus. We're all watching you. No more hi-jinks with these quintuple overtime games.
 
2020-08-13 2:34:04 PM  
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2020-08-13 2:35:36 PM  
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2020-08-13 2:36:11 PM  
So I got promoted a few months back and have my own office. Fantastic! Except I don't get a great cell signal nor do I use the wifi here.

I'm moving back down to my old desk to work and listen to the game for the last hour
 
2020-08-13 2:36:50 PM  
Milbury clearly had a Grindr date after the Flyers/Habs game last night. He got really annoyed with the stoppages in the last minute in the first 2 periods.

How did we not have a thread just for that Price save?
 
2020-08-13 2:39:33 PM  
Klivian:
How did we not have a thread just for that Price save?

It didn't happen. It was just a glitch in the Matrix.
 
2020-08-13 2:40:51 PM  

soopey: Klivian:
How did we not have a thread just for that Price save?

It didn't happen. It was just a glitch in the Matrix.


Programmers wanted Suzuki alive? If he takes that puck, it's bad times.
 
2020-08-13 2:50:26 PM  
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2020-08-13 2:53:31 PM  
Work today and tomorrow, and then going up to Whistler for the weekend, hanging out with my nerdy friends.
Go Sportsteam of nearby city!

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2020-08-13 2:54:51 PM  
I am ready and prepared (maybe not for multiple bonus hockey).
Drinking a barrel-aged sour ale with raspberries from Small Pony Barrel Works in Kanata, ON.
Let's do that hockey.
Fark you, Milbury.
 
2020-08-13 2:56:00 PM  
Has Milbury figured out where the Space Needle is yet?
 
2020-08-13 2:56:08 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Work today and tomorrow, and then going up to Whistler for the weekend, hanging out with my nerdy friends.
Go Sportsteam of nearby city!

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Unfortunately, today's correct response to "did you see that ludicrous display last night" is "yes, I saw the Coyotes game."
 
2020-08-13 2:58:49 PM  
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2020-08-13 3:02:35 PM  
Mike Milbury wants to replace hockey with ice dancing.
 
2020-08-13 3:03:51 PM  
Mike Milbury wants to ban goon juice.
 
2020-08-13 3:04:50 PM  
Ok CBJ no screwing around this time.  Try and keep it to 3 OTs max. Oh, and win
 
2020-08-13 3:05:17 PM  
Mike Milbury wants to replace the second period with a dance-off.
 
2020-08-13 3:07:38 PM  
Mike Millbury wants to replace the anthems with going straight to puck drop.

_/blind monkey and all that...
 
2020-08-13 3:08:24 PM  
Mike Milbury wants to replace pure Columbian roast with decaf.
 
2020-08-13 3:08:33 PM  
Mike Milbury thinks the Subway $5 footlong ads aren't annoying
 
2020-08-13 3:09:51 PM  
hockey!
 
2020-08-13 3:10:05 PM  
Mike Milbury sold dope to schoolchildren disguised as a nun.
 
2020-08-13 3:10:31 PM  
Mike Milbury is the fifth dentist that doesn't endorse Dentyne
 
2020-08-13 3:12:10 PM  
 
2020-08-13 3:14:01 PM  
Mike Milbury skips over the instrumental part of "Layla."
 
2020-08-13 3:15:00 PM  
Mike Millbury wants to replace OT with a sudden death fooseball game
 
2020-08-13 3:16:05 PM  
Mike Milbury thinks Chicago pizza is better than New York pizza
 
2020-08-13 3:16:56 PM  
Mike Millbury thinks Pierre is an insightful commentator.
 
2020-08-13 3:18:24 PM  
Mike Milbury likes the poltab.
 
2020-08-13 3:19:31 PM  
Tampa on the board.
 
2020-08-13 3:19:32 PM  
Mike Milbury wants the Boltsgoal just now to be the only goal of the game
 
2020-08-13 3:22:12 PM  
 
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