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2020-08-13 9:32:40 AM  
I know that sieges are deadly serious business, but "balloon terrorism" makes me giggle.
 
2020-08-13 10:48:19 AM  
Small grass fires are not nearly as terrifying as having your office explode without warning thanks to a 500 pound bomb.
 
2020-08-13 5:53:51 PM  
Gazans may not have thought their cunning plan all the way through.
 
2020-08-13 8:26:37 PM  
Wait, I thought Trump was getting a Noble prize for personally negotiating peace there.
 
2020-08-13 8:28:40 PM  
This seems like a disproportionate response to farmlands being set ablaze from balloons.
 
2020-08-13 8:30:27 PM  
Gravity Falls "I eat Kids" Scene
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2020-08-13 8:35:30 PM  
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2020-08-13 8:36:27 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I know that sieges are deadly serious business, but "balloon terrorism" makes me giggle.


My brother used to work at the Transportation. Administration in DC. He had a friend who would take him out to the woods in Langley,where they would get dry leaner bags and simple votive candles on single platforms. The hot air would fill the bags and they'd lift and drift over the CIA HQ....and alarms would go off.
Or so he told me.
 
2020-08-13 8:50:25 PM  
Israeli scum send fighters or attack helicopters to level entire apartment buildings to take out one "terrorist" suspect.  They're barely human.
 
2020-08-13 9:02:57 PM  

Jake Havechek: Israeli scum send fighters or attack helicopters to level entire apartment buildings to take out one "terrorist" suspect.  They're barely human.


Okay, anti-Semite.
 
2020-08-13 9:05:55 PM  

The_Sponge: Jake Havechek: Israeli scum send fighters or attack helicopters to level entire apartment buildings to take out one "terrorist" suspect.  They're barely human.

Okay, anti-Semite.


They became what they despise.  They are now the fascists.  They are the aggressors.
 
2020-08-13 9:13:02 PM  

Jake Havechek: The_Sponge: Jake Havechek: Israeli scum send fighters or attack helicopters to level entire apartment buildings to take out one "terrorist" suspect.  They're barely human.

Okay, anti-Semite.

They became what they despise.  They are now the fascists.  They are the aggressors.


And yet you have zero criticism for the Palestinian terrorists and their death cult.

/Still remember when Palestinians were celebrating on 9/11/01.
 
2020-08-13 9:13:59 PM  
Being aggressive against terrorism is a good thing
 
2020-08-13 9:17:07 PM  
"Israeli forces have attacked Hamas targets overnight in response to incendiary balloon attacks from Gaza. The balloon attacks have reportedly burned swathes of land in south Israel."

Oh no, not the swathes of land!  The swathes could have had families!
 
2020-08-13 9:19:14 PM  
How dare Isreal protect itself from people that use a kids show to train terrorists?

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2020-08-13 9:21:47 PM  

Number 216: How dare Isreal protect itself from people that use a kids show to train terrorists?

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Bingo.
 
2020-08-13 10:51:33 PM  
 
2020-08-13 11:25:49 PM  

The_Sponge: Jake Havechek: The_Sponge: Jake Havechek: Israeli scum send fighters or attack helicopters to level entire apartment buildings to take out one "terrorist" suspect.  They're barely human.

Okay, anti-Semite.

They became what they despise.  They are now the fascists.  They are the aggressors.

And yet you have zero criticism for the Palestinian terrorists and their death cult.

/Still remember when Palestinians were celebrating on 9/11/01.


Well we support the people who inter them in outdoor concentration camps, do you expect them to be particularly sympathetic to us?
 
2020-08-13 11:26:26 PM  

Number 216: How dare Isreal protect itself from people that use a kids show to train terrorists?

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Israel was founded by Irgun terrorists
 
2020-08-13 11:36:10 PM  
Surely a good strategy: attempting to set ablaze the land they claim is theirs.
 
2020-08-13 11:42:37 PM  

BigNumber12: Gazans may not have thought their cunning plan all the way through.


Yeah, blame the dog being kicked.
 
2020-08-13 11:45:48 PM  

The_Sponge: Jake Havechek: The_Sponge: Jake Havechek: Israeli scum send fighters or attack helicopters to level entire apartment buildings to take out one "terrorist" suspect.  They're barely human.

Okay, anti-Semite.

They became what they despise.  They are now the fascists.  They are the aggressors.

And yet you have zero criticism for the Palestinian terrorists and their death cult.

/Still remember when Palestinians were celebrating on 9/11/01.


No, because it only happened in your fantasies.
 
2020-08-13 11:49:48 PM  
Old skool. Haven't seen tactics like these since the Japanese use of balloon bombs against US forests in WW2.
 
2020-08-13 11:52:10 PM  
They literally refer to the routine practice of killing large portions of the population as, "mowing the grass".

Yet still farkers defend them.
 
2020-08-14 1:31:54 AM  

haknudsen: The_Sponge: Jake Havechek: The_Sponge: Jake Havechek: Israeli scum send fighters or attack helicopters to level entire apartment buildings to take out one "terrorist" suspect.  They're barely human.

Okay, anti-Semite.

They became what they despise.  They are now the fascists.  They are the aggressors.

And yet you have zero criticism for the Palestinian terrorists and their death cult.

/Still remember when Palestinians were celebrating on 9/11/01.

No, because it only happened in your fantasies.


Palestinians Celebrating 9/11 - From CNN
Youtube j7TfLPgZQGQ
 
2020-08-14 2:30:57 AM  

edmo: Small grass fires are not nearly as terrifying as having your office explode without warning thanks to a 500 pound bomb.


As a Hamas terrorist you need to take into account that your training facilities and buildings will be bombed when you start burning down thousands of acres of Israeli land as instructed by Iran to draw attention away from their mess in Lebanon.
And if destroying thousands of acres of farmland and who knows how many animals is  "small grass fire" then Israel surgical striking Hamas targets is "terrorist facilities cleanup".
 
2020-08-14 2:32:15 AM  

Weatherkiss: This seems like a disproportionate response to farmlands being set ablaze from balloons.


You're right, Israel should stop doing surgical strikes on specific Hamas targets with zero civilian casualties and just burn down random areas of Gaza while killing farm animals.
 
2020-08-14 2:37:30 AM  

Jake Havechek: Israeli scum send fighters or attack helicopters to level entire apartment buildings to take out one "terrorist" suspect.  They're barely human.


Not sure if you are a liar or just that farking clueless but Israel is firing on Hamas air defense structures, underground tunnels and surveillance towers using surgical strikes, specifically. Hamas, the Islamic Jihadi terrorists who call for the destruction of Israel and the wholesale slaughter of Jews. With zero civilian casualties. If you really believe your nonsense of "level entire apartment buildings" you're brainwashed to the point of barely sentient.
 
2020-08-14 2:40:25 AM  

The_Sponge: Okay, anti-Semite.


You're not that wrong, he called Israelis 'human garbage'.
 
2020-08-14 2:44:27 AM  

Jake Havechek: They became what they despise. They are now the fascists. They are the aggressors.


Hamas burns down thousands of acres of Israeli farmlands, destroying the livelihood of Allah knows how many people and killing hundreds of animals. Israel responds by destroying Hamas targets specifically, with zero civilian casualties, but Israel is clearly the aggressor here. Right.
If you want to know who is the actual aggression, talk to Iran. The Hamas attacks started after months of silence exactly at the same time of the Lebanon disaster to draw attention away from Iran/Hezbollah.
 
2020-08-14 2:50:56 AM  

lilplatinum: Well we support the people who inter them in outdoor concentration camps, do you expect them to be particularly sympathetic to us?


The leaders of Hamas, the theocracy ruling Gaza, declaring Jihad on Israel and attacking it, calling for the slaughter of Jews, is just a coincidence, right ? there is no reason for a blockade against genocidal terrorists who attack you. You are aware Gaza has a border with a country other than Israel, right ? which Israel doesn't control ? your "concentration camps" horseshiat suggests you don't.
 
2020-08-14 2:52:39 AM  

Magruda: Yeah, blame the dog being kicked.


Your analogy of calling the Jihadist terrorists of Hamas dogs is quite appropriate since Iran just pulled their leash to draw attention away from their mess in Lebanon.
 
2020-08-14 6:24:49 AM  

The_Sponge: Palestinians Celebrating 9/11 - From CNN


If you look at the comments on that page, people are trying to convince themselves that the video is fake, how CNN used old footage to make the Palestinians look bad. This is of course total debunked bullshiat.

This is nothing new, this is practically a tradition when Jews are killed in Palestinian terrorist attacks. Palestinians celebrate and hand out candy in the streets. To me this is a common thing, I've seen it many times, especially in the early 2000's. It's fascinating how the commenters over there are trying very hard to come up with nonsense how the video is fake.
It isn't. Some Palestinians celebrated the 9/11 terrorist attacks and there is undeniable evidence for it.
 
2020-08-14 6:30:40 AM  

Magruda: They literally refer to the routine practice of killing large portions of the population as, "mowing the grass".


Nope, you're either knowingly lying or out of ignorance twist what was actually said and what it means (link, link).
 
2020-08-14 7:17:52 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: Yeah, blame the dog being kicked.

Your analogy of calling the Jihadist terrorists of Hamas dogs is quite appropriate since Iran just pulled their leash to draw attention away from their mess in Lebanon.


I was actually referring to a poor creature that can't defend itself.
 
2020-08-14 7:20:31 AM  
 
2020-08-14 7:36:55 AM  

Magruda: I was actually referring to a poor creature that can't defend itself.


And I was pointing out that since Hamas are the dogs of Iran, the analogy is quite appropriate.
And your poor creature is also the Jihadist genocidal terrorist who is now attacking Israel by burning land which is a little ironic considering how they see all of Israel as their property.

Magruda: From a non state link.


Your own link repeats what I said, linking directly to what the phrase means which my link literally explained in detail. You just proved yourself that you have no idea what you're talking about. Thanks, I guess.
It doesn't mean "the routine practice of killing large portions of the population", quoting you. What you claim is blatant lie.
 
2020-08-14 7:45:03 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: I was actually referring to a poor creature that can't defend itself.

And I was pointing out that since Hamas are the dogs of Iran, the analogy is quite appropriate.
And your poor creature is also the Jihadist genocidal terrorist who is now attacking Israel by burning land which is a little ironic considering how they see all of Israel as their property.

Magruda: From a non state link.

Your own link repeats what I said, linking directly to what the phrase means which my link literally explained in detail. You just proved yourself that you have no idea what you're talking about. Thanks, I guess.
It doesn't mean "the routine practice of killing large portions of the population", quoting you. What you claim is blatant lie.


How does that boot taste?
 
2020-08-14 7:53:14 AM  

Magruda: How does that boot taste?


How does being caught as a farking liar who is clueless about the conflict again tastes ?
 
2020-08-14 7:55:21 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: How does that boot taste?

How does being caught as a farking liar who is clueless about the conflict again tastes ?


Pretty empty since you haven't proven shiat.
 
2020-08-14 8:01:52 AM  

Magruda: Pretty empty since you haven't proven shiat.


And you're lying about lying. Farking hysterical.
You claimed "They literally refer to the routine practice of killing large portions of the population as, "mowing the grass".  Your words.
What it actually means: hurting the Hamas leadership to degrade the terrorist organization's military capabilities without actually damaging them too much in order to achieve a period of quiet.

I ask again: How does being caught as a farking liar who is clueless about the conflict again tastes ?
 
2020-08-14 8:15:13 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: Pretty empty since you haven't proven shiat.

And you're lying about lying. Farking hysterical.
You claimed "They literally refer to the routine practice of killing large portions of the population as, "mowing the grass".  Your words.
What it actually means: hurting the Hamas leadership to degrade the terrorist organization's military capabilities without actually damaging them too much in order to achieve a period of quiet.

I ask again: How does being caught as a farking liar who is clueless about the conflict again tastes ?


No, it means killing a few thousand people every couple of years.

Damn you suck.
 
2020-08-14 8:19:31 AM  

Magruda: No, it means killing a few thousand people every couple of years.


The blog you linked uses this site as a the reference for what the phrase means. Literally. And I quote:

"Instead, Israel is acting in accordance with a "mowing the grass" strategy. After a period of military restraint, Israel is acting to severely punish Hamas for its aggressive behavior, and degrading its military capabilities - aiming at achieving a period of quiet."

Magruda: Damn you suck.


Damn you have no farking clue about this stuff and you use blogs who contradict themselves as reference.
So I ask again: how does being caught as a farking liar who is clueless about the conflict again tastes ?
 
2020-08-14 8:27:37 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: No, it means killing a few thousand people every couple of years.

The blog you linked uses this site as a the reference for what the phrase means. Literally. And I quote:

"Instead, Israel is acting in accordance with a "mowing the grass" strategy. After a period of military restraint, Israel is acting to severely punish Hamas for its aggressive behavior, and degrading its military capabilities - aiming at achieving a period of quiet."

Magruda: Damn you suck.

Damn you have no farking clue about this stuff and you use blogs who contradict themselves as reference.
So I ask again: how does being caught as a farking liar who is clueless about the conflict again tastes ?


Don't worry, public opinion is slowly turning my way. Soon Israel will have to start treating their serfs like actual people.
 
2020-08-14 8:34:10 AM  

Magruda: Don't worry, public opinion is slowly turning my way. Soon Israel will have to start treating their serfs like actual people.


You missed the part where I showed again how you're a farking liar who doesn't know what he's talking about. Must be an honest mistake, I only repeated it 4 times.
So I ask again: how does being caught as a farking liar who is clueless about the conflict again tastes ?

I don't know if you noticed a recent Middle-Eastern event regarding Israel and an Arab country and what was said about the Palestinians, but the opposite of what you're saying is actually happening. And I find it adorable that you refer to genocidal terrorists who call for the eradication of Israel and the wholesale slaughter of Jews as 'serfs'.
 
2020-08-14 8:46:35 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: Don't worry, public opinion is slowly turning my way. Soon Israel will have to start treating their serfs like actual people.

You missed the part where I showed again how you're a farking liar who doesn't know what he's talking about. Must be an honest mistake, I only repeated it 4 times.
So I ask again: how does being caught as a farking liar who is clueless about the conflict again tastes ?

I don't know if you noticed a recent Middle-Eastern event regarding Israel and an Arab country and what was said about the Palestinians, but the opposite of what you're saying is actually happening. And I find it adorable that you refer to genocidal terrorists who call for the eradication of Israel and the wholesale slaughter of Jews as 'serfs'.


You didn't show shiat except propaganda. Try again.
 
2020-08-14 9:32:06 AM  

Magruda: You didn't show shiat except propaganda. Try again.


Um, I literally quoted what the phrase means, from your own source no less, but I didn't "show shiat" ?


Haha.. hahaha! uh.. man. Thanks for the laugh.
So how does being caught as a farking liar who is clueless about the conflict again tastes ?
 
2020-08-14 10:00:55 AM  

TappingTheVein: lilplatinum: Well we support the people who inter them in outdoor concentration camps, do you expect them to be particularly sympathetic to us?

The leaders of Hamas, the theocracy ruling Gaza, declaring Jihad on Israel and attacking it, calling for the slaughter of Jews, is just a coincidence, right ? there is no reason for a blockade against genocidal terrorists who attack you. You are aware Gaza has a border with a country other than Israel, right ? which Israel doesn't control ? your "concentration camps" horseshiat suggests you don't.


Tatsumas new bootlicking alt is less fun.
 
2020-08-14 10:02:36 AM  

TappingTheVein: Magruda: You didn't show shiat except propaganda. Try again.

Um, I literally quoted what the phrase means, from your own source no less, but I didn't "show shiat" ?


Haha.. hahaha! uh.. man. Thanks for the laugh.
So how does being caught as a farking liar who is clueless about the conflict again tastes ?


Adorable that you think linking back to your old talking points somehow constitutes evidence of being right, Nazi.
 
2020-08-14 10:16:34 AM  

lilplatinum: Tatsumas new bootlicking alt is less fun.


Yeah sure, I'll be his alt. Even though to do so I'll need to time travel. Hey, if this nonsense helps you distract yourself from addressing my posts, I'm not judging.

lilplatinum: Adorable that you think linking back to your old talking points somehow constitutes evidence of being right, Nazi.


You mean talking points where I prove step after step how what he was saying is ignorant bullshiat ? that he doesn't seem to be familiar with the Oslo Accords ? by all meas please point out where I was wrong, which fact I stated is wrong, go right ahead. Calling me a Nazi won't somehow change the fact that I proved him wrong, it only shows that you're a clown.
 
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