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2020-08-13 12:50:32 AM  
Douche bags with chain saws.  Just some more guys wanting their freedum.  Why ya gotta be so mean?
 
2020-08-13 1:41:15 AM  
This seems like staged bullshiat. I bet the GoFundMe to replace that equipment went live before the "attack".
 
2020-08-13 5:00:59 AM  
I see that the men with the chainsaws also were not wearing masks.
 
2020-08-13 6:51:15 AM  
Anti-maskers don't get attacked.  No one wants to get NEAR them.  Jesus.  They do all the attacking.  This whole thing was either staged, or just a drunken after party.
 
2020-08-13 6:51:53 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I see that the men with the chainsaws also were not wearing masks.


Probably no eye or hearing protection either, I'd bet.
 
2020-08-13 8:06:09 AM  
Those wacky Canadians, what'll they do next?
 
2020-08-13 8:18:10 AM  

Gordon Bennett: I see that the men with the chainsaws also were not wearing masks.


they were socially distancing pretty good... and it was all outside.
 
2020-08-13 8:33:06 AM  
Wow.  I didn't think Astroturf could grow on a beach.

/s
 
2020-08-13 8:35:49 AM  
Makes me think that sometimes society really is just a solar flare away from Mad Max.
 
2020-08-13 8:37:58 AM  
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2020-08-13 8:39:36 AM  
Indeep - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
Youtube CgGiCKbud5I
 
2020-08-13 8:39:42 AM  
Understandable, if the DJ was playing tech house.
 
2020-08-13 8:40:13 AM  
2020: The year you found yourself cheering for Team Chainsaw.
 
2020-08-13 8:42:26 AM  

Resident Muslim: Makes me think that sometimes society really is just a solar flare away from Mad Max.


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Yep.
 
2020-08-13 8:43:35 AM  
I wonder if SOMEBODY SCREEEEAMED!
 
2020-08-13 8:46:34 AM  
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I saw Jackal on TV once........would like but won't see em in person....not because of the C-19...I just don't like people enough to stand that close to anyone ever!!!!!
 
2020-08-13 8:46:38 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Resident Muslim: Makes me think that sometimes society really is just a solar flare away from Mad Max.

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Yep.


I'd prefer Mad Max.
 
2020-08-13 8:47:22 AM  
Guess the attacker needed an ammo drop.
 
2020-08-13 8:49:00 AM  
I imagine the revving sound of the chainsaws was more pleasing to the ears than the DJ's "music".
Yes, I am old with the stereotypical opinion on today's auto-tuned computer fart sounds -er- chart toppers.
 
2020-08-13 8:49:18 AM  

sno man: Gordon Bennett: I see that the men with the chainsaws also were not wearing masks.

they were socially distancing pretty good... and it was all outside.


And they had masks on while driving to the party.
 
2020-08-13 8:49:20 AM  

Jake Havechek: Those wacky Canadians, what'll they do next?


Extend the border closing to October 1.
 
2020-08-13 8:50:06 AM  
This is a shout-out to MC Poulan and my man DJ Husqvarna IN THE WOOOODS!
 
2020-08-13 8:53:17 AM  
Ahhh Cherry Beach; good to see it returning to its roots as a place to go to kick the crap out of people.
/used to be a favorite spot for 51 Division cops to do some late night beat-downs.
 
2020-08-13 8:59:12 AM  

467601209: Ahhh Cherry Beach; good to see it returning to its roots as a place to go to kick the crap out of people.
/used to be a favorite spot for 51 Division cops to do some late night beat-downs.


A fan of the Pukka Orchestra here, I see.
 
2020-08-13 9:00:08 AM  
Blood Soaked Chainsaw Men Destroy DJ Booth:  a film by Rob Zombie.
 
2020-08-13 9:00:10 AM  
False flag.

Nothing to see here.
 
2020-08-13 9:04:45 AM  
What a bloody chainsaw armed man may look like....
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2020-08-13 9:07:18 AM  
Insain2:

Jackyl with a Y

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2020-08-13 9:07:32 AM  
FAEK.
 
2020-08-13 9:11:25 AM  

Insain2: [Fark user image 425x318][Fark user image 425x566]
I saw Jackal on TV once........would like but won't see em in person....not because of the C-19...I just don't like people enough to stand that close to anyone ever!!!!!


Years ago, my wife was watching "Full Throttle Saloon" and the guy from Jackyl was on the show.  So my wife says "I guess he's in a band called Jackyl or something."  I respond "Yeah, remember Jackyl from the early 90s?  The dude played a chainsaw."

She had never heard of Jackyl.  It was a reminder that she grew up in the city where no one listened to Jackyl, and I grew up in the sticks where playing a chainsaw as an instrument was regarded as something cool.
 
2020-08-13 9:13:22 AM  
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hai guis. what's up
 
2020-08-13 9:18:56 AM  
"The story of how two blood-covered, chainsaw-wielding men came to terrorize the public "

A large gathering of anti-maskers has the potential to cause more public harm than two guys with chainsaws.

I'm not the terrorist. You're the terrorist.
 
2020-08-13 9:21:00 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: I wonder if SOMEBODY SCREEEEAMED!


Everybody!!
 
2020-08-13 9:32:58 AM  
I wonder if they were playing "Panic! At the Disco"?
 
2020-08-13 9:41:11 AM  
could be worse...like when the pro maskers burned down a church in Holly Springs, Mississippi.
 
2020-08-13 9:44:11 AM  
Disappointed it was party goers who got into a fight and not pro-maskers seeking justice.

/ you play my song now dude
 
2020-08-13 9:47:20 AM  

Resident Muslim: Makes me think that sometimes society really is just a solar flare away from Mad Max.


It really is, I believe. With one change, a solar flare + 2 weeks. Experiencing the whole pandemic lockdown made me adjust my initial 6 week estimate down to only 2.

I've stopped buying guns n' ammo and started buying first aid supplies. If November turns out to be peaceful, I'll donate it all.
 
2020-08-13 9:50:39 AM  
Harsh but fair...
 
2020-08-13 9:52:08 AM  

PaulRB: Douche bags with chain saws.  Just some more guys wanting their freedum.  Why ya gotta be so mean?


Read it again, Sam.
 
2020-08-13 9:55:29 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [syfy.com image 850x481]
hai guis. what's up


That mask won't stop any viruses but it will inspire serious social distancing. I call it a win!
 
2020-08-13 9:55:32 AM  
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This would be one hell of an album cover
 
2020-08-13 9:56:54 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [syfy.com image 850x481]
hai guis. what's up


Jeez, Leatherface needs to make a new mask without the mouth hole. Get with the times, dude!
 
2020-08-13 10:04:58 AM  

fragMasterFlash: This seems like staged bullshiat. I bet the GoFundMe to replace that equipment went live before the "attack".


You may be right. From TFA:
"Prominent anti-mask advocate Chris Sky, whose real name is Chris Saccoccia, spoke to Rebel News about the incident in a video published to YouTube Tuesday night."

Rebel News is a notoriously dishonest rightwing site.

"It has been described as a "global platform" for the anti-Muslim ideology known as counter-jihad.
Rebel News broadcasts its content on its website and YouTube channel, which previously peaked on 16 August 2017, at 873,800 subscribers, however with the August departures, it had fallen to a minimum of 842,200 as of 31 August. In September-October 2017 the channel resumed its growth. On 25 June 2019, it had over 1.2 million subscribers.

Often cast as Canada's version of Breitbart News, Rebel News has been described as being part of the alt-right movement.

Former Sun News reporter Faith Goldy joined Rebel News after its launch,[15] but was fired for her coverage of the 2017 Charlottesville rally, and an interview with The Daily Stormer. A co-founder and two freelancers resigned in protest of the coverage. Gavin McInnes, founder of the far-right neo-fascist[22] organization Proud Boys, has also been a contributor. McInnes left the site in 2017, and rejoined the site for a period in 2019."

"Former contributors
Faith Goldy
Sebastian Gorka
Katie Hopkins
Laura Loomer
Gavin McInnes
Jack Posobiec"


They're not honest people.
 
2020-08-13 10:07:42 AM  

boohyah: What a bloody chainsaw armed man may look like....[Fark user image 425x344]


Groovy.
 
2020-08-13 10:07:49 AM  

deanis: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x357]

This would be one hell of an album cover


or an ad for meth
 
2020-08-13 10:08:15 AM  

deanis: [

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This would be one hell of an album cover


"If the Munkees smoked crack"
 
2020-08-13 10:09:59 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Insain2: [Fark user image 425x318][Fark user image 425x566]
I saw Jackal on TV once........would like but won't see em in person....not because of the C-19...I just don't like people enough to stand that close to anyone ever!!!!!

Years ago, my wife was watching "Full Throttle Saloon" and the guy from Jackyl was on the show.  So my wife says "I guess he's in a band called Jackyl or something."  I respond "Yeah, remember Jackyl from the early 90s?  The dude played a chainsaw."

She had never heard of Jackyl.  It was a reminder that she grew up in the city where no one listened to Jackyl, and I grew up in the sticks where playing a chainsaw as an instrument was regarded as something cool.


I saw Faust play a mini cement mixer miked up.... (plus other power tools).
 
2020-08-13 10:23:05 AM  
Zealots on both sides of the issue are morons.  You pick the issue.
 
2020-08-13 10:33:45 AM  
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2020-08-13 11:01:55 AM  

ClassicLantern: Zealots on both sides of the issue are morons.  You pick the issue.


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