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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)   Apparently Chili's is now offering Battered Hostess on their happy hour menu   (wbrz.com) divider line
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6267 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Aug 2020 at 4:30 AM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-13 12:41:00 AM  
Bravo submitter.

*thunderous applause*

/now I want a twinkie
 
2020-08-13 2:21:14 AM  
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2020-08-13 2:30:38 AM  
Fried Ice Cream is good too
 
2020-08-13 3:09:12 AM  
Don't get between a Karen and her Chili's.
 
2020-08-13 4:30:43 AM  

BadReligion: Don't get between a Karen and her Chili's.


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2020-08-13 4:33:31 AM  
What is wrong with you all.
Stay-at-home people
 
2020-08-13 4:40:51 AM  
Have some fun next time people with these easy interview techniques.

When talking to the police:

And they're grown women. I'm 17-years-old. They're like, 20, 30, and the woman that pushed me looked like she was 40.

When talking to the press:

And they're grown women. I'm 17-years-old. They're old, like, 35, 50, and the woman that pushed me looked like she was at least 60.
 
2020-08-13 4:43:38 AM  
Grammar Pleople Golden Age
 
2020-08-13 4:50:46 AM  
Shoulda gone to Chotchkie's.
 
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2020-08-13 4:55:40 AM  
What a bunch of

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2020-08-13 5:08:41 AM  
I thought fighting the waitress was how you secured your table there.
 
2020-08-13 5:14:22 AM  

saturn badger: Shoulda gone to Chotchkie's.


Shakes tiny flair...
 
2020-08-13 5:18:47 AM  
Overweight entitled assholes pushing around minimum wage earners to feed at the trough of over-salted starchy junk

*crying eagle*
 
2020-08-13 5:35:40 AM  
Subby you magnificent bastard

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2020-08-13 5:37:48 AM  
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2020-08-13 5:39:29 AM  
Nothing pisses me off more than people giving teenagers a hard time while said teenagers are working some entry-level job. Assault and mayhem charges seem to be in-line here.
 
2020-08-13 5:51:31 AM  
Lemme guess, they fired the hostess for retaliating?
 
2020-08-13 6:10:27 AM  

spanarkelspinner: Lemme guess, they fired the hostess for retaliating defending herself?


That is usually how it goes. However that isn't mentioned in TFA.
 
2020-08-13 6:11:59 AM  

saturn badger: Shoulda gone to Chotchkie's.


Just because I hate it when people look stupid because they don't know how tomuse google...

It's Tchotchke's. There. You've been schooled.
 
2020-08-13 6:12:48 AM  
The customer is always rabid.  2020
 
2020-08-13 6:14:48 AM  

Unikitty: saturn badger: Shoulda gone to Chotchkie's.

Just because I hate it when people look stupid because they don't know how tomuse google...

It's Tchotchke's. There. You've been schooled.


I often muse on Google.
 
2020-08-13 6:14:58 AM  
If most people took the time to stop and ponder that this hostess is an over worked and under paid member of the workforce, just like most folks are to a degree......awwww, who am I kidding? Some folks are so lacking in fulfillment in their personal lives they will start a fight with a teenager to eat at a Chilli's.
 
2020-08-13 6:17:59 AM  
It's gonna get worse. Sooner or later, someone's going to order a Holy Bartender.

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2020-08-13 6:18:04 AM  

Jgok: Unikitty: saturn badger: Shoulda gone to Chotchkie's.

Just because I hate it when people look stupid because they don't know how tomuse google...

It's Tchotchke's. There. You've been schooled.

I often muse on Google.


If you can't muse on google, where can you?
 
2020-08-13 6:19:08 AM  

aagrajag: It's gonna get worse. Sooner or later, someone's going to order a Holy Bartender.

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🖤
 
2020-08-13 6:44:16 AM  

maxandgrinch: Have some fun next time people with these easy interview techniques.

When talking to the police:

And they're grown women. I'm 17-years-old. They're like, 20, 30, and the woman that pushed me looked like she was 40.

When talking to the press:

And they're grown women. I'm 17-years-old. They're old, like, 35, 50, and the woman that pushed me looked like she was at least 60.


None of that justifies a group of grown women beating up a child.
And yes, if she's too young to vote, then she's a child. They should all be charged accordingly.
 
2020-08-13 6:58:59 AM  

proteus_b: Nothing pisses me off more than people giving teenagers a hard time while said teenagers are working some entry-level job. Assault and mayhem charges seem to be in-line here.


Also FTA:
"The same day of the incident in Louisiana, a similar attack took place in Pennsylvania.
Two people allegedly assaulted a children's theme park employee Sunday near Philadelphia after the teen reminded them of the park's face mask requirement.
The two people who punched the 17-year-old Sesame Place worker have been tentatively identified as New York residents, Pennsylvania police told The Bucks County Courier Times, which is part of the USA TODAY Network."

Attacking 17 year old hostesses and theme park employees who are bound to follow orders or get fired.

/raise your hand if you think we should bring back public flogging.
 
2020-08-13 7:03:28 AM  
Battered?

That's a new one.  All my life I've been eating mine plain.
 
2020-08-13 7:06:20 AM  

Resident Muslim: proteus_b: Nothing pisses me off more than people giving teenagers a hard time while said teenagers are working some entry-level job. Assault and mayhem charges seem to be in-line here.

Also FTA:
"The same day of the incident in Louisiana, a similar attack took place in Pennsylvania.
Two people allegedly assaulted a children's theme park employee Sunday near Philadelphia after the teen reminded them of the park's face mask requirement.
The two people who punched the 17-year-old Sesame Place worker have been tentatively identified as New York residents, Pennsylvania police told The Bucks County Courier Times, which is part of the USA TODAY Network."

Attacking 17 year old hostesses and theme park employees who are bound to follow orders or get fired.

/raise your hand if you think we should bring back public flogging.


My liberal ass really hates to say it, but in the midst of a pandemic, when jail would only compound the issue, and yet there must still exist some manner of deterrent to this uncivilised shiat, yeah, I could get on board with that for now.
 
2020-08-13 7:07:32 AM  
It's Chili's. "Argument over a salted waitress" would have also worked.

Seriously though, WTF is wrong with people.
 
2020-08-13 7:22:17 AM  
Honestly, the beating was probably more pleasant than the food.
 
2020-08-13 7:29:53 AM  

proteus_b: Nothing pisses me off more than people giving teenagers a hard time while said teenagers are working some entry-level job. Assault and mayhem charges seem to be in-line here.


It pisses you off more than rape, murder, arson, and rape?
 
2020-08-13 7:46:13 AM  

Resident Muslim: proteus_b: Nothing pisses me off more than people giving teenagers a hard time while said teenagers are working some entry-level job. Assault and mayhem charges seem to be in-line here.

Also FTA:
"The same day of the incident in Louisiana, a similar attack took place in Pennsylvania.
Two people allegedly assaulted a children's theme park employee Sunday near Philadelphia after the teen reminded them of the park's face mask requirement.
The two people who punched the 17-year-old Sesame Place worker have been tentatively identified as New York residents, Pennsylvania police told The Bucks County Courier Times, which is part of the USA TODAY Network."

Attacking 17 year old hostesses and theme park employees who are bound to follow orders or get fired.

/raise your hand if you think we should bring back public flogging.


I also think stocks in the town square for some good old humiliation and shaming are in order too, act like a barbarian and get treated like one.
 
2020-08-13 7:51:04 AM  

Unikitty: saturn badger: Shoulda gone to Chotchkie's.

Just because I hate it when people look stupid because they don't know how tomuse google...

It's Tchotchke's. There. You've been schooled.


Honestly?  It being spelled phonetically instead of "all weird n" foreign like," would make sense in-universe for the sort of shiatty, fake-quirky theme restaurants pandering to your average Midwestern Gastropod.
 
2020-08-13 7:53:16 AM  

groppet: Resident Muslim: proteus_b: Nothing pisses me off more than people giving teenagers a hard time while said teenagers are working some entry-level job. Assault and mayhem charges seem to be in-line here.

Also FTA:
"The same day of the incident in Louisiana, a similar attack took place in Pennsylvania.
Two people allegedly assaulted a children's theme park employee Sunday near Philadelphia after the teen reminded them of the park's face mask requirement.
The two people who punched the 17-year-old Sesame Place worker have been tentatively identified as New York residents, Pennsylvania police told The Bucks County Courier Times, which is part of the USA TODAY Network."

Attacking 17 year old hostesses and theme park employees who are bound to follow orders or get fired.

/raise your hand if you think we should bring back public flogging.

I also think stocks in the town square for some good old humiliation and shaming are in order too, act like a barbarian and get treated like one.


Stocks in the town square? Hell, nah, we got technology now, son. Livestream that sh*t; shame them before the whole world.
 
2020-08-13 8:06:36 AM  
She got a broken back, broken back, broken back...chili's broken back ribs
 
2020-08-13 8:11:11 AM  
Beer battered?
 
2020-08-13 8:11:12 AM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: spanarkelspinner: Lemme guess, they fired the hostess for retaliating defending herself?

That is usually how it goes. However that isn't mentioned in TFA.


The termination isn't official, but it is mutual.

/ and I can't blame her.
 
2020-08-13 8:14:19 AM  
"She pushed me. And when she pushed me, all I knew was to push her back. I reacted. That's when her and her daughters, they all came. And they're grown women. I'm 17-years-old. They're like, 20, 30, and the woman that pushed me looked like she was 40. So I'm standing there, they're on me, beating me. I'm standing there trying to hit them, trying to get all of them off me. And the lady she takes a wet floor sign and slams it in my eye. And I had blood rushing everywhere."

Emphasis mine. What the hell, man.
 
2020-08-13 8:15:42 AM  
Front line workers of all stripes need to start taking action against employers who won't protect them.
Gloria Allred to the red courtesy phone, please.
 
2020-08-13 8:33:12 AM  
Chili's is a place that under the normal run of things you fight to get away from, not into.


And now, you should be staying the fark home and not eating in restaurants with groups of 13 people.
 
2020-08-13 8:41:06 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: proteus_b: Nothing pisses me off more than people giving teenagers a hard time while said teenagers are working some entry-level job. Assault and mayhem charges seem to be in-line here.

It pisses you off more than rape, murder, arson, and rape?


Yes. That's what is so irrational about it. I will someone burning a house down and be all "guess he's clearing room for a new animal habitat", but I will see some guy freaking out over the number of McNuggets he thinks he received and screaming at some 16 year old (who is trying to handle complaints from several such perturbed "adults"), and I just lose it.
 
2020-08-13 8:47:52 AM  

Unikitty: Jgok: Unikitty: saturn badger: Shoulda gone to Chotchkie's.

Just because I hate it when people look stupid because they don't know how tomuse google...

It's Tchotchke's. There. You've been schooled.

I often muse on Google.

If you can't muse on google, where can you?


Amusing
 
2020-08-13 8:53:08 AM  
I'm waiting for the "We were trying to do them a favor and keep them in business by eating there. We could have gone anywhere, but we wanted to help out Chili's" argument.
 
2020-08-13 8:56:18 AM  

aagrajag: groppet: Resident Muslim: proteus_b: Nothing pisses me off more than people giving teenagers a hard time while said teenagers are working some entry-level job. Assault and mayhem charges seem to be in-line here.

Also FTA:
"The same day of the incident in Louisiana, a similar attack took place in Pennsylvania.
Two people allegedly assaulted a children's theme park employee Sunday near Philadelphia after the teen reminded them of the park's face mask requirement.
The two people who punched the 17-year-old Sesame Place worker have been tentatively identified as New York residents, Pennsylvania police told The Bucks County Courier Times, which is part of the USA TODAY Network."

Attacking 17 year old hostesses and theme park employees who are bound to follow orders or get fired.

/raise your hand if you think we should bring back public flogging.

I also think stocks in the town square for some good old humiliation and shaming are in order too, act like a barbarian and get treated like one.

Stocks in the town square? Hell, nah, we got technology now, son. Livestream that sh*t; shame them before the whole world.


Make it subscription based/PPV and make some bank....
 
2020-08-13 8:57:35 AM  

halifaxdatageek: "She pushed me. And when she pushed me, all I knew was to push her back. I reacted. That's when her and her daughters, they all came. And they're grown women. I'm 17-years-old. They're like, 20, 30, and the woman that pushed me looked like she was 40. So I'm standing there, they're on me, beating me. I'm standing there trying to hit them, trying to get all of them off me. And the lady she takes a wet floor sign and slams it in my eye. And I had blood rushing everywhere."

Emphasis mine. What the hell, man.


Well, to be fair, the blood DID make the floor wet and a tripping hazard.
 
2020-08-13 8:59:55 AM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: spanarkelspinner: Lemme guess, they fired the hostess for retaliating defending herself?

That is usually how it goes. However that isn't mentioned in TFA.


But probably explains the GoFundMe.
 
2020-08-13 9:01:56 AM  

BadReligion: Don't get between a Karen and her Chili's.


Wow that's surprising.  Karen's don't usually attack in groups.
 
2020-08-13 9:06:11 AM  
I've had blackened catfish and dry rub, but never with a beer-battered hostess.    Am I missing out?
 
2020-08-13 9:18:09 AM  
Why are they publishing the victims name and not the suspect? If the hostess was assaulted and the police are investigating, can we get some details abt the suspects so maybe police can find them?
 
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