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2020-08-12 8:54:53 PM  
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2020-08-12 9:09:24 PM  
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2020-08-12 9:12:31 PM  
Pot Pie Boi feels validated when being replayed on real news programs.
 
2020-08-12 9:18:00 PM  
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2020-08-12 9:21:30 PM  
People should just start calling him Tuckus
 
2020-08-12 9:26:04 PM  
Those stacked chyrons look like a octogenarian's web browser window.
 
2020-08-12 9:33:11 PM  
Ahhh yes.. the Tucker Carlson White Power Hour.
 
2020-08-12 9:36:55 PM  
Seriously.  If Tucker was honest with himself and his fans, he'd wear a swastika armband on air.
 
2020-08-12 9:50:52 PM  
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2020-08-12 9:53:25 PM  
Every thought that goes through Tucker Carlson's brain is like a sperm that doesn't realize it's swimming up a large intestine.
 
2020-08-12 9:57:51 PM  
Has Tucker lost a lot of weight?  Many people are saying he has inoperable ass cancer.  I'm not saying that, but many people are saying it.
 
2020-08-12 10:41:31 PM  
he always looks like he just walked in on his wife and the golden retriever sharing a tender moment with a jar of Skippy.
 
2020-08-12 11:50:52 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Every thought that goes through Tucker Carlson's brain is like a sperm that doesn't realize it's swimming up a large intestine.


Of a dead racoon.
 
2020-08-13 12:00:35 AM  
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2020-08-13 12:35:41 AM  
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2020-08-13 12:39:18 AM  
Great...Fox's chyrons look as nested below as your Grandma's task bar looked up top in the late 90s...
 
2020-08-13 12:48:29 AM  
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2020-08-13 1:38:41 AM  
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Can't believe there are this many comments and this wasn't done yet.  Outrageous
 
2020-08-13 2:12:25 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Squid_for_Brains: Every thought that goes through Tucker Carlson's brain is like a sperm that doesn't realize it's swimming up a large intestine.

Of a dead racoon.


.....dude, what?
 
2020-08-13 2:12:52 AM  
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2020-08-13 2:13:34 AM  
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2020-08-13 2:16:17 AM  

LIGAFF: Has Tucker lost a lot of weight?  Many people are saying he has inoperable ass cancer.  I'm not saying that, but many people are saying it.


Fake news, Limbaugh has never been on Tucker's show.
 
2020-08-13 2:16:52 AM  

croesius: Those stacked chyrons look like a octogenarian's web browser window.


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2020-08-13 2:18:25 AM  

Boo_Guy: LIGAFF: Has Tucker lost a lot of weight?  Many people are saying he has inoperable ass cancer.  I'm not saying that, but many people are saying it.

Fake news, Limbaugh has never been on Tucker's show.


Have you seen Rush lately? He's looking BAD. Like circling the drain bad.
 
2020-08-13 2:19:08 AM  

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Can't believe there are this many comments and this wasn't done yet.  Outrageous


Yo dawg...
I hear you hate civilization.
 
2020-08-13 2:20:31 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Boo_Guy: LIGAFF: Has Tucker lost a lot of weight?  Many people are saying he has inoperable ass cancer.  I'm not saying that, but many people are saying it.

Fake news, Limbaugh has never been on Tucker's show.

Have you seen Rush lately? He's looking BAD. Like circling the drain bad.


Can't say that I have.

I'm going to really not miss him when he's gone.
 
2020-08-13 2:21:38 AM  

LIGAFF: Has Tucker lost a lot of weight?  Many people are saying he has inoperable ass cancer.  I'm not saying that, but many people are saying it.


Some very fine tumors on both sides.
 
2020-08-13 2:23:30 AM  
 Spaceballs did it better.

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Stolen from the twitter comments.
 
2020-08-13 2:24:14 AM  

Boo_Guy: Gyrfalcon: Boo_Guy: LIGAFF: Has Tucker lost a lot of weight?  Many people are saying he has inoperable ass cancer.  I'm not saying that, but many people are saying it.

Fake news, Limbaugh has never been on Tucker's show.

Have you seen Rush lately? He's looking BAD. Like circling the drain bad.

Can't say that I have.

I'm going to really not miss him when he's gone.


No. He barely looks like he got stomach bypass surgery. I have my doubts that he has cancer. I think he's just jealous of Alex Jones' supplement grift.
 
2020-08-13 2:26:16 AM  

LIGAFF: Has Tucker lost a lot of weight?  Many people are saying he has inoperable ass cancer.  I'm not saying that, but many people are saying it.


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2020-08-13 2:28:42 AM  
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2020-08-13 2:29:23 AM  
I'm pretty sure that Swanson TV Dinners are what turned me into a vegetarian by junior high.
 
2020-08-13 2:33:16 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Have you seen Rush lately? He's looking BAD. Like circling the drain bad.


yet he's using his last days to be on the radio and keep the "message" going. speaks volumes about him.

/not how I'd want to go if I was a multimillionaire
//although I guess he can't travel.
 
2020-08-13 2:33:23 AM  
I think I just overdosed on chyrons.
 
2020-08-13 2:33:58 AM  

croesius: Those stacked chyrons look like a octogenarian's web browser window.


But they said they'd help me with interneting. I'm optimized.
 
2020-08-13 2:34:10 AM  
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2020-08-13 2:36:38 AM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Spaceballs did it better.

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Stolen from the twitter comments.


I prefer Glove and Boots' when they broke the internet during a live stream... 

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2020-08-13 2:39:02 AM  

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I'd open some KY for those ladies.

Lonely... so lonely
 
2020-08-13 2:42:26 AM  
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2020-08-13 2:43:49 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Squid_for_Brains: Every thought that goes through Tucker Carlson's brain is like a sperm that doesn't realize it's swimming up a large intestine.

Of a dead racoon.

dog....Outside a daycare center....
 
2020-08-13 2:45:26 AM  
This motherfarker really needs to be locked up in a padded room for the rest of his life starting in january 2021.
 
2020-08-13 2:48:15 AM  
Seems like a chyron for help.
 
2020-08-13 2:50:33 AM  
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2020-08-13 3:01:02 AM  

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Same way alloys are better/ far more usegul than pure metals.
 
2020-08-13 3:03:20 AM  
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2020-08-13 3:04:40 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Boo_Guy: LIGAFF: Has Tucker lost a lot of weight?  Many people are saying he has inoperable ass cancer.  I'm not saying that, but many people are saying it.

Fake news, Limbaugh has never been on Tucker's show.

Have you seen Rush lately? He's looking BAD. Like circling the drain bad.


That'd be the lung-cancer taking its slow-ass time to finish him.
 
2020-08-13 3:23:48 AM  
I think I know the answer (no one here knows or cares) but what the hell was he talking about or what point was he making? I assume it was fake news lying about him? Or did his self importance explode into overdrive?
 
2020-08-13 3:25:10 AM  
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2020-08-13 3:45:09 AM  

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2020-08-13 3:55:55 AM  
Iterated derp.  Never thought I'd see the like.
 
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