Apparently you can copy and paste any random gibberish and it sounds no worse than the gibberish he's vomiting up right now. Try it, it's fun:

We were very strong. We had the greatest economy in the history of our country, we had the greatest economy in the history of the world. And therapeutics, likewise, we're doing extremely well. Cures, we're doing well. I think those two words really blend in with each other. And it's also -- the nice part is, we have four companies -- I guess you could even say seven or eight companies -- that are doing, some similar and some very different, on the vaccine front, and some similar and some somewhat different on the therapeutic front. I hope that the lockdown governors -- I don't know why they continue to lock down. And I hope they also use our National Guard. Call me, we'll be ready for them so fast their heads will spin.

What we're announcing today is a tremendous tribute to equality. We had the most people working in the history of our country, almost 160 million people. We were never even close to that. I think even before today, our polls were -- the polls that I've seen and the polls that we do were looking very good. I'm a big environmentalist. We have the cleanest air, the cleanest water we've ever had. Our body was so powerful that we could actually close our country, save millions of lives, stop people very early on from China from coming in -- because we stopped early, at the end of January, very early, people coming from China who were infected coming into our country. We'll have the greatest -- we'll go back to having the greatest economy anywhere in the world; nothing close. But it's a gift from China, and a very bad gift, I will tell you that.

They knew it was a problem. But they didn't stop it cold from coming to the United States, Europe and the rest of the world. Somebody has to ask these questions, and we'll get down to the answer. But the ink wasn't dry on that deal when the -- when the plague floated in. What's going on? A plague is floating in from China. What's going on? V is wonderful. A V is this, that we're talking about, will it be a V, a U, an L, they had no idea. I think it was probably the greatest miscalculation in the history of business shows -- history of business shows, talking about Wall Street. And that's OK.

You're getting closer together. Even you, I noticed you're starting to get much closer together. It looks much better, I must say. You're not all the way there yet, but you'll be there soon.
This isn't a terrible recession. I don't even mention the 'D' word. I don't talk about the 'D' word. I don't want to talk about it because every time somebody even mentions it -- I don't like the 'D' word. It'll all work out. It'll all work out.

Hopefully George is looking down right now and saying, 'There's a great thing that's happening for our country.' This is a great day for him, it's a great day for everybody. This is a great day for everybody. And this time, the greatest comeback in American history -- today is probably, if you think of it, the greatest comeback in American history.  I was watching our great vice president today being interviewed on CNBC -- he did a phenomenal job -- and he made a statement.

I've had 144 all-time high stock markets during a 3.5-year period. I have a good -- I've always done well with numbers. But I had a feel for it. It's very tough, very contagious, very mean to certain people.
They were saying, 'Oh, you should use admirals.' I said, 'I did.' 'You should use generals.' I said, 'I did. I used them both.' It's complex -- very complex machinery, computerized all over the place, and very expensive." The cupboards were empty. The previous administration left us empty cupboards. We may have some embers or some ashes, or we may have some flames coming, but we'll put them out. We'll stomp them out.

People are -- people are driving. I may have to buy one of those things; drive around town. Maybe I'll drive back to New York with our first lady in a trailer. I think I'm going to buy an RV and travel from now on in an RV with our first lady. I don't think anybody would mind that.
So I say, 'Thank goodness I'm in perfect shape. Thank goodness. Said it a long time ago based on knowledge -- based on knowledge. I'm -- I'm meeting with these geniuses -- based on knowledge. I said a long time ago -- I said 'by the end of the year.' I think it's going to be a lot sooner than that. We did all of these numbers and all of this greatness -- we have the greatest economy we've ever had. Nobody has done more in three and a half years than this administration has done. Nobody has come close to doing the things we've done.

We have sadists, we have thieves, we have a lot of bad people. You are something.