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2020-08-12 5:39:03 PM  
60 votes:

Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.


It's a classic 1980s power move.  You make them wait.  Show them your time is more important than their time.

Unfortunately for Trump, it's 2020. Being late just shows you are a rude and inconsiderate jackass.
 
2020-08-12 5:34:36 PM  
54 votes:
Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.
 
2020-08-12 6:24:18 PM  
44 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:23:32 PM  
23 votes:
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2020-08-12 5:53:50 PM  
22 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:29:13 PM  
20 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:07:57 PM  
19 votes:
EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION

There will be election fraud this year, it will be republicans solo and organized destroying and losing ballots.

 
2020-08-12 5:57:44 PM  
19 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:05:59 PM  
16 votes:
After just listening to Biden and Harris speak... this is completely painful to watch
 
2020-08-12 5:36:19 PM  
16 votes:
What are the odds that Trump drops an "N" bomb at some point during a press conference in the next few months?
 
2020-08-12 5:35:13 PM  
15 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:23:44 PM  
14 votes:
Right now, I have to watch my kid's high school graduation because we are not allowed to attend due to COVID.  If I had an opportunity to personally kick Donald Trump in the balls I would immediately do so.  I hold that asshole personally responsible for farking up my child's year and start at adult life.
 
2020-08-12 6:18:40 PM  
14 votes:
He's got nothing to campaign on.
 
2020-08-12 6:05:52 PM  
14 votes:
Hurry up and die so I can shiat on your grave you lying farking garbage. Humanity will be better off when we bulldoze everything right wingers love.
 
2020-08-12 6:34:17 PM  
13 votes:
"Im the new guy. I'll be fired next week. I'll take your questions."

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2020-08-12 6:00:10 PM  
13 votes:
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2020-08-12 5:49:00 PM  
13 votes:

OldRod: BeansNfranks: If this is a fake virus that kills hardly anyone, why the hell do they have a daily presser? A task force?

Why do they have a task force briefing with no task force present?


It's a substitute for a campaign rally; nothing to do with the pandemic.

We will get to hear his nickname for KH though.
 
2020-08-12 6:35:38 PM  
12 votes:

AsparagusFTW: "Im the new guy. I'll be fired next week. I'll take your questions."

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2020-08-12 6:29:58 PM  
12 votes:

Abox: Leader O'Cola: in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.

You're forgetting how stupid W was.  I know Trump make us long for almost anything else but go back and watch some videos of W in action...nobody makes him look like any kind of scholar.


Remember when Dan Quayle was our original "dumb White House resident," because he misspelled "potato" and insisted that Mars was basically in the same orbit as Earth?

Compared to Donald Trump, Dan Quayle is a goddamned Fulbright Scholar.
 
2020-08-12 6:25:19 PM  
12 votes:
MSNBC just has the Biden presser on infinite loop.
 
2020-08-12 6:18:44 PM  
12 votes:
Again, College Football players if you want this shiat to stop, just start kneeling. They care more about if you kneel than if you live.
 
2020-08-12 6:17:01 PM  
12 votes:
"Mr President, explain what the payroll tax is and what it does. Show your work for the rest of the class. Here's a sharpie."
 
2020-08-12 6:15:25 PM  
12 votes:

King Something: "the likes of which you've never seen"


I can't wait to never hear that phrase again
 
2020-08-12 6:12:37 PM  
12 votes:
"I am protecting people from evictions."

No you are not, you lying f*ck.
 
2020-08-12 6:08:32 PM  
12 votes:
The farking post office is not supposed to turn a profit you fat orange fark.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:10 PM  
12 votes:
Man, they drugged the shiat out of him to get him out here today.
 
2020-08-12 6:06:50 PM  
12 votes:

Sergeant Angle: He's meandering.  Mini stroke is coming.


I would give anything to watch him stroke out on live TV
 
2020-08-12 6:59:17 PM  
11 votes:
Did he just accused the democrats of not allowing aid to the post office? The thing he complained earlier that the democrats wanted to do?
 
2020-08-12 6:21:58 PM  
11 votes:
He has essentially given this exact same speech for like at least the last 3 or 4 of these.  Isn't it illegal to do campaign stuff from the White House?
 
2020-08-12 6:19:11 PM  
11 votes:

Vacation Bible School: "Mr President, explain what the payroll tax is and what it does. Show your work for the rest of the class. Here's a sharpie."


THIS THIS THIS!

Ask him Questions to test his competency...


Mr. President, can you name any 5 amendment from bill of rights? Any 5.
 
2020-08-12 6:11:15 PM  
11 votes:
ASK HIM REAL ADULT QUESTIONS! 

CALL HIM ON THIS shiat!
 
2020-08-12 6:07:42 PM  
11 votes:
Nothing says STRONG PRESIDENT like the reflexive need to hold a press conference every time your challenger gets even a little press.
 
2020-08-12 6:00:22 PM  
11 votes:
Over 300 judges!  And almost 10 of them are qualified!
 
2020-08-12 6:00:11 PM  
11 votes:

King Something: We're apparently doing better than Europe


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2020-08-12 5:53:47 PM  
11 votes:

AngryTeacher: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.

It's a classic 1980s power move.  You make them wait.  Show them your time is more important than their time.

Unfortunately for Trump, it's 2020. Being late just shows you are a rude and inconsiderate jackass.


The press needs to call his bluff and pack up once he is 5 minutes late.
 
2020-08-12 6:48:53 PM  
10 votes:
People love fracking

Mm, thirsty, let me just Yaaaahhhh!
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2020-08-12 6:36:46 PM  
10 votes:

Bloody William: Enough of this farking shiat.


You earned your farkie... a long time ago. Proof that it's still very accurate:
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2020-08-12 6:25:06 PM  
10 votes:
Who, amongst us, hasn't had suicidal thoughts with trump in office?
 
2020-08-12 6:16:59 PM  
10 votes:
I'm watching the Biden/Harris recording, instead. Wow. I couldn't remember what it was like to listen to a politician speak and not want to break my monitor. Hell, I miss Snekretary, and you KNOW that was one rat bastard.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:55 PM  
10 votes:
Compare this "speech" to Unca Joe's or Kamala's from a few minutes ago.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:00 PM  
10 votes:
THE PRESS POOL NEEDS TO CALL HIM ON THIS BULLshiat


Oh God, hes doing all of his greatest hits.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:22 PM  
10 votes:
Hey Trump, if you know that dogs and cats got it, that means it was a mistake that was caught. You're proving the system works.
 
2020-08-12 7:02:34 PM  
9 votes:
For the first debate, can we just play Biden's speech from earlier today, and then play Trump''s speech just now... the difference is horrific
 
2020-08-12 6:35:47 PM  
9 votes:

Lumbar Puncture: Is it literally a requirement to show fealty to Trump before speaking at these?


It is. This is how farked up shiat is.
 
2020-08-12 6:28:55 PM  
9 votes:
Minimize large indoor gatherings... you mean like the classroom full of students?
 
2020-08-12 6:14:26 PM  
9 votes:
Dump: *this rambling nonsense*

Bartender: "That's it, sir; you're cut off. And I'm gonna need to hold onto your car keys until the cab you call gets here."
 
2020-08-12 6:05:45 PM  
9 votes:
Christ, Dumpy barely knows where he is right now. Sleepy Joe indeed...
 
2020-08-12 6:03:44 PM  
9 votes:
Do these graphs seem, like... super simplified and vague?
 
2020-08-12 7:04:51 PM  
8 votes:
Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.
 
2020-08-12 6:52:44 PM  
8 votes:
Here is a shovel, dig.
 
2020-08-12 6:36:16 PM  
8 votes:
he just said your payroll tax cut is on top of your $400 unemployment check.

LMAO.
 
2020-08-12 6:25:07 PM  
8 votes:
Don't worry; Morale will improve after november 3rd, when we flush that turd.
 
2020-08-12 6:23:50 PM  
8 votes:
He has no idea what he's saying
 
2020-08-12 6:22:20 PM  
8 votes:

Sergeant Angle: He's got nothing to campaign on.


Yeah, well, that's what happens when you coast in on the previous guy's fantastic achievements, and then drop all the balls when you encounter any hurdle, no matter how high.

Farking clownshoes, this guy.
 
2020-08-12 6:14:57 PM  
8 votes:
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He looks like baked shiat.
And his hyperbole isn't even believable for him. Triple your taxes. OK gramps.
 
2020-08-12 6:13:18 PM  
8 votes:
No, the Dems didn't want to do a payroll tax cut because they didn't want to gut Social Security!
 
2020-08-12 6:11:52 PM  
8 votes:
Sleepy Joe, says the guy who is falling asleep mid-sentence
 
2020-08-12 6:09:50 PM  
8 votes:
The timing is very bad.  We just saw Mr. Biden and Ms. Harris......and now this shambolic display.

Car Salesperson:  Here's a Trans-Am all ready to go.  It's got a few miles on 'er but in good shape. Ah, I also do have a junker Lada over here....noisy, won't start most days, lots of smoke.
 
2020-08-12 6:09:16 PM  
8 votes:
this is the Lincoln Project's best one yet.
 
2020-08-12 6:09:01 PM  
8 votes:
The House already passed their bill, asshole!  Talk to the Turtle
 
2020-08-12 6:07:41 PM  
8 votes:
This type of speech is normal......for a retirement home.
 
2020-08-12 6:06:43 PM  
8 votes:
"MR President, do you understand the difference between an APPLICATION for a ballot and the ballot itself? Show your work."
 
2020-08-12 5:35:32 PM  
8 votes:

VanillaEnvelope: Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?


He saves that for his wife, who delivers it without a whit of irony.
 
2020-08-12 6:59:26 PM  
7 votes:
Man! The contrast from the Biden/Harris show is amazing.
 
2020-08-12 6:50:01 PM  
7 votes:
If this guy was a drunk rambling at the end of a bar, I'd walk over, pick him up and throw him out the door.
 
2020-08-12 6:49:41 PM  
7 votes:
Bragging about police endorsements

At a time when there's worldwide protests against police brutality
 
2020-08-12 6:43:31 PM  
7 votes:
That OAN reporter is a piece of shiat.  Farking waste of oxygen.
 
2020-08-12 6:35:00 PM  
7 votes:
I just got back from buying and ounce of banana/strawberry couch lock indica.


My timing is impeccable.
 
2020-08-12 6:23:17 PM  
7 votes:
How the fark can he call anyone sleepy. His speech pattern is melatonin.
 
2020-08-12 6:21:38 PM  
7 votes:

King Something: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION
There will be election fraud this year, it will be republicans solo and organized destroying and losing ballots.

We need election monitors

/says he's gonna protect Social Security


Sometimes to make an omelet you gotta throw it in the trash and give your rich friends a tax break
 
2020-08-12 6:18:40 PM  
7 votes:
"I talked to lots of players with names. Players named Trevor. Players. Players called coach"
Ladies and gentlemen the president of the United States
 
2020-08-12 6:18:22 PM  
7 votes:
Apparently you can copy and paste any random gibberish and it sounds no worse than the gibberish he's vomiting up right now. Try it, it's fun:

We were very strong. We had the greatest economy in the history of our country, we had the greatest economy in the history of the world. And therapeutics, likewise, we're doing extremely well. Cures, we're doing well. I think those two words really blend in with each other. And it's also -- the nice part is, we have four companies -- I guess you could even say seven or eight companies -- that are doing, some similar and some very different, on the vaccine front, and some similar and some somewhat different on the therapeutic front. I hope that the lockdown governors -- I don't know why they continue to lock down. And I hope they also use our National Guard. Call me, we'll be ready for them so fast their heads will spin.

What we're announcing today is a tremendous tribute to equality. We had the most people working in the history of our country, almost 160 million people. We were never even close to that. I think even before today, our polls were -- the polls that I've seen and the polls that we do were looking very good. I'm a big environmentalist. We have the cleanest air, the cleanest water we've ever had. Our body was so powerful that we could actually close our country, save millions of lives, stop people very early on from China from coming in -- because we stopped early, at the end of January, very early, people coming from China who were infected coming into our country. We'll have the greatest -- we'll go back to having the greatest economy anywhere in the world; nothing close. But it's a gift from China, and a very bad gift, I will tell you that.

They knew it was a problem. But they didn't stop it cold from coming to the United States, Europe and the rest of the world. Somebody has to ask these questions, and we'll get down to the answer. But the ink wasn't dry on that deal when the -- when the plague floated in. What's going on? A plague is floating in from China. What's going on? V is wonderful. A V is this, that we're talking about, will it be a V, a U, an L, they had no idea. I think it was probably the greatest miscalculation in the history of business shows -- history of business shows, talking about Wall Street. And that's OK.

You're getting closer together. Even you, I noticed you're starting to get much closer together. It looks much better, I must say. You're not all the way there yet, but you'll be there soon.
This isn't a terrible recession. I don't even mention the 'D' word. I don't talk about the 'D' word. I don't want to talk about it because every time somebody even mentions it -- I don't like the 'D' word. It'll all work out. It'll all work out.

Hopefully George is looking down right now and saying, 'There's a great thing that's happening for our country.' This is a great day for him, it's a great day for everybody. This is a great day for everybody. And this time, the greatest comeback in American history -- today is probably, if you think of it, the greatest comeback in American history.  I was watching our great vice president today being interviewed on CNBC -- he did a phenomenal job -- and he made a statement.

I've had 144 all-time high stock markets during a 3.5-year period. I have a good -- I've always done well with numbers. But I had a feel for it. It's very tough, very contagious, very mean to certain people.
They were saying, 'Oh, you should use admirals.' I said, 'I did.' 'You should use generals.' I said, 'I did. I used them both.' It's complex -- very complex machinery, computerized all over the place, and very expensive." The cupboards were empty. The previous administration left us empty cupboards. We may have some embers or some ashes, or we may have some flames coming, but we'll put them out. We'll stomp them out.

People are -- people are driving. I may have to buy one of those things; drive around town. Maybe I'll drive back to New York with our first lady in a trailer. I think I'm going to buy an RV and travel from now on in an RV with our first lady. I don't think anybody would mind that.
So I say, 'Thank goodness I'm in perfect shape. Thank goodness. Said it a long time ago based on knowledge -- based on knowledge. I'm -- I'm meeting with these geniuses -- based on knowledge. I said a long time ago -- I said 'by the end of the year.' I think it's going to be a lot sooner than that. We did all of these numbers and all of this greatness -- we have the greatest economy we've ever had. Nobody has done more in three and a half years than this administration has done. Nobody has come close to doing the things we've done.

We have sadists, we have thieves, we have a lot of bad people. You are something.
 
2020-08-12 6:13:43 PM  
7 votes:
I've seen friends flat out plastered, falling down drunk sound more coherent than him.
 
2020-08-12 6:13:12 PM  
7 votes:
At question time the press had better lead with the same question that made him storm off last time.
 
2020-08-12 6:12:56 PM  
7 votes:

SpecialSnowFlake: Compare this "speech" to Unca Joe's or Kamala's from a few minutes ago.


Trump sounds like a five year-old.
 
2020-08-12 6:12:25 PM  
7 votes:
His EO on evictions does jack shiat
 
2020-08-12 6:11:07 PM  
7 votes:
WTF is this $25 he's going on about?
 
2020-08-12 6:05:21 PM  
7 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Is it me, or does he sound like he's really having trouble breathing?


Yup. I speak in public for a living. If he sounds that bad you know he's actually feeling worse or is high as fark.
 
2020-08-12 6:02:38 PM  
7 votes:
CNN and MSNBC are not covering Trumps conference...  HA
 
2020-08-12 6:01:05 PM  
7 votes:
STONKS

We're beating our competitors

Because the US can't win unless everyone else loses
 
2020-08-12 5:58:41 PM  
7 votes:
Right out of the gate with the lies!

Guess what, Europe is doing pretty good. 

They didn't have massive job loss in the millions.
 
2020-08-12 5:54:08 PM  
7 votes:
I take it he hasn't started yet.
 
2020-08-12 5:53:55 PM  
7 votes:

OldRod: BeansNfranks: If this is a fake virus that kills hardly anyone, why the hell do they have a daily presser? A task force?

Why do they have a task force briefing with no task force present?


Really?! You have to ask why Slumlord Stalin, there, took the data from the CDC and had HHS ask Palantir to hide it creatively, then hid anyone who might go off script and, oh, I don't know, leak the truth instead of the bullshiat we're most likely going to hear?

You're looking at a man who knows that, for the next three months, he has virtual impunity to do what he likes, however he likes it, because after the election folks will be racing to ingratiate themselves to Biden and insisting that, no, really, your haircut makes you look powerful, Studly Joe, and no, really, I didn't mean any of those things I said about you, it's just politics, baby, keeps the folks at home on the hook, yuhknowwhutImean?

Never mind January when, after he leaves office, he might as well just shoot himself if only to save his kids, because multiple jurisdictions are going to be fighting over who gets to try him & his family members first for a variety of crimes.

No, you can pretty much rest assured that Slumlord Stalin will be using the White House press corps as his own personal publicists, by calling daily "press conferences" in which he rails at political opponents while lying about everything from COVID-19 numbers to the girth of his mushroom schlong. I mean, why not?
 
2020-08-12 5:39:05 PM  
7 votes:

VanillaEnvelope: Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?


"Well, some people are saying that, I'll get back to you on it in two weeks"
 
2020-08-12 5:34:52 PM  
7 votes:
Clearly, he's beating the wrong people... Maybe he should start with his kids and son in law.
 
2020-08-12 7:03:57 PM  
6 votes:
Years from now, the line to piss on Trump's grave is going to be miles long.
 
2020-08-12 7:02:26 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:58:37 PM  
6 votes:
He is blaming Dems for Mitch not passing the bill.
 
2020-08-12 6:46:32 PM  
6 votes:
He is getting more vocal/upset about a basic Kamala question. He is going to lose his shiat going against a woman.
 
2020-08-12 6:42:25 PM  
6 votes:

Abox: Wow people are really remembering W wrong. He was dumb. He didn't think anything.


I'll always remember his shoe-dodging skills. The Shiatgibbon would have taken it right to the face.
 
2020-08-12 6:38:40 PM  
6 votes:
This will be the 2nd to last question, the next one will piss him off and then smoke bomb
 
2020-08-12 6:38:19 PM  
6 votes:
Let me guess, the reporter w/the antifa question was OANN, right?
 
2020-08-12 6:36:12 PM  
6 votes:

169th Cousin: Fouci on "vacation"?


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2020-08-12 6:30:56 PM  
6 votes:
It's like someone put his speech into a blender and then printed it out...
 
2020-08-12 6:29:34 PM  
6 votes:

Vacation Bible School: undercurrent: Get the hook, this guy is done. Why on Earth do his enablers allow him to humiliate himself each day like this?

Bring on Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!


Gene Gene, the Dancing Machine
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2020-08-12 6:28:57 PM  
6 votes:
Amphetamines are a helluva drug, He's a picture perfect example of what 50 years on them or so will do to you.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:59 PM  
6 votes:
Ok today I trust that a reporter WILL ASK WHY BARRON'S SCHOOL IS ONLY DOING TELE CLASSES.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:51 PM  
6 votes:
I'd answer that phone.  "No, you're not interrupting anything important, what's up?"
 
2020-08-12 6:27:15 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:25:51 PM  
6 votes:

Leader O'Cola: "your brain starts to wither away. we have a lot of experience with that"


This should be his campaign slogan.
 
2020-08-12 6:24:53 PM  
6 votes:
"your brain starts to wither away. we have a lot of experience with that"
 
2020-08-12 6:23:00 PM  
6 votes:
"we want to follow the child"

Dump talking to his limo driver after the Miss Teen USA pageant.
 
2020-08-12 6:20:29 PM  
6 votes:

soopey: What is the wrinkled tangerine going on about today?


Yes.
 
2020-08-12 6:17:19 PM  
6 votes:
This is at least the third time he has said student loans should be deferred because it's "not their fault" they can't go to college because they're closed. Apparently he's never had to take out a loan for college for his kids or he'd know the payments aren't due until you graduate.
 
2020-08-12 6:15:04 PM  
6 votes:

Rann Xerox: fluffy_pope: this is the Lincoln Project's best one yet.

The Lincoln Project won't have to do any videos for a week.


Sarah Cooper should do these in real time.
 
2020-08-12 6:12:45 PM  
6 votes:
What a farking failure of a human being.
 
2020-08-12 6:11:37 PM  
6 votes:

fluffy_pope: this is the Lincoln Project's best one yet.


The Lincoln Project won't have to do any videos for a week.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:05 PM  
6 votes:
I hate when he gets all condescendingly whispery.
 
2020-08-12 6:03:18 PM  
6 votes:
Is it me, or does he sound like he's really having trouble breathing?
 
2020-08-12 6:01:32 PM  
6 votes:
Our economy has contracted less than any other country, despite the fact that we've done more testing?

Wut??  Those two things aren't even related!
 
2020-08-12 6:00:08 PM  
6 votes:
New judges

Justice Garland frowns upon McConnell's shenanigans
 
2020-08-12 5:59:55 PM  
6 votes:
"Mr President? Can you explain why you continue to conflate the Stock Market with the national economy and show your work why you think they are the same??
 
2020-08-12 5:48:07 PM  
6 votes:

OldRod: Why do they have a task force briefing with no task force present?


To keep the task force numbers down.
 
2020-08-12 5:39:37 PM  
6 votes:

urethra_franklin: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.

LOL, maybe he thinks he's Axl Rose


Doubtful. Axl actually hooked up with the lingerie models Two Scoops was trying to nail.

That's the best thing 80s rock stars can do to sink Two Scoops. Don't weigh in with personal politics. Instead, tell the world about Trump's embarrassing stint as a Hollywood party crasher.
 
2020-08-12 6:59:11 PM  
5 votes:
Blaming the Post Office destruction on the Dems?  LOL!
 
2020-08-12 6:55:24 PM  
5 votes:
STOOP KID IS AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP!

 
2020-08-12 6:53:22 PM  
5 votes:
He likes reducing the number of minorities
 
2020-08-12 6:52:28 PM  
5 votes:
Here's a softball chance to be inspirational....and a swing and a miss.
 
2020-08-12 6:46:26 PM  
5 votes:
He says he didn't watch Biden and Harris
 
2020-08-12 6:44:22 PM  
5 votes:
this is like watching a drunk do his taxes.
 
2020-08-12 6:43:32 PM  
5 votes:
I hope the next question is, "What was the last question?"
 
2020-08-12 6:36:41 PM  
5 votes:

undercurrent: Is this quack the new Dr. Fauci?


He's more of the Dr. Nick type...
 
2020-08-12 6:35:19 PM  
5 votes:
He's all bullshiat and lies. There is nothing useful left in the man.
 
2020-08-12 6:34:36 PM  
5 votes:

cooldaddygroove: Who's this Bait and Switch Fauci


He's a "doctor" like the Demon Semen lady... he's on Fox a lot and pushes Hydroxycloroquine
 
2020-08-12 6:30:31 PM  
5 votes:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: So whats the Nickname for Kamala?


All strong, intelligent women are "nasty".  He doesn't know any other words.
 
2020-08-12 6:29:30 PM  
5 votes:
We're working on helping teachers with distance learning, 5 minutes after he just said distance learning doesn't work and rots their brains.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:15 PM  
5 votes:
Get the hook, this guy is done. Why on Earth do his enablers allow him to humiliate himself each day like this?
 
2020-08-12 6:26:05 PM  
5 votes:
35000%?  WTF?
 
2020-08-12 6:24:42 PM  
5 votes:

cooldaddygroove: He has no idea what he's saying


Good, neither do we!
 
2020-08-12 6:22:31 PM  
5 votes:

Sergeant Angle: He's got nothing to campaign on.


racism.
 
2020-08-12 6:20:47 PM  
5 votes:
Oh look more disinformation.

160,000 and counting. All at the feet of right wing trash.
 
2020-08-12 6:20:02 PM  
5 votes:
Oh, thanbk you to everyone watching and reporting. I am very grateful not to have to hear that #$&*## #$%*$%, @#*&#%%#, *%$#())%$$'s voice.
 
2020-08-12 6:19:32 PM  
5 votes:
"No symptoms whatsoever"

Well, except for the lasting heart damage...
 
2020-08-12 6:18:44 PM  
5 votes:

bobug: I'm watching the Biden/Harris recording, instead. Wow. I couldn't remember what it was like to listen to a politician speak and not want to break my monitor. Hell, I miss Snekretary, and you KNOW that was one rat bastard.


in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.

well, jokes on you, since my 401k is basically empty anyways.
 
2020-08-12 6:15:33 PM  
5 votes:
The stock market will crash and you'll lose your social security? They're not stock investments homie, no matter how much the GOP keeps trying to make that happen.

Terminate the tax for Medicare and Social Security you terminate those programs.
 
2020-08-12 6:11:50 PM  
5 votes:
Gawd, he's the rambling drunk at the end of the bar.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:49 PM  
5 votes:
*tunes in, tunes out less than 60 seconds later*

God bless yinz listening to this crap, I'll get the Cliff notes without the whine later.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:44 PM  
5 votes:
He's really slurring and his face is asymmetrical. More so than usual.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:30 PM  
5 votes:
You're literally saying you're the one holding up the money chucklefark
 
2020-08-12 6:08:57 PM  
5 votes:
Note to self, add Radical Left space.
 
2020-08-12 6:08:42 PM  
5 votes:
What a blithering farking moron. It's like listening to microsoft reader read a fark right winger post at the slowest pace. "sleepy joe" indeed.

Would you work for a boss that sounded like this farking moron? Jesus farking christ he's an incoherent moron.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:00 PM  
5 votes:
"These are numbers nobody's seen ... because we totally made this crap up a few minutes ago."
 
2020-08-12 6:02:59 PM  
5 votes:
Many new homes being built.

Because, you know, people who can't work can buy new houses by the dozen
 
2020-08-12 6:02:40 PM  
5 votes:

OldRod: Our economy has contracted less than any other country, despite the fact that we've done more testing?

Wut??  Those two things aren't even related!



reporters should call him out
"if testing boosts the economy, why don't you want more of it "

but they aren't that smart.
 
2020-08-12 6:02:34 PM  
5 votes:

King Something: We're apparently doing better than Europe


Unless he means the band he's pooped his diaper again.  The only things the U.S. does better than Europe are eat fast food, blow up foreigners with drone strikes, and abuse our poor and/or minorities.
 
2020-08-12 6:02:26 PM  
5 votes:
He sounds tired. Doesn't he sound tired?
 
2020-08-12 6:00:16 PM  
5 votes:
How many times will he call OANN todies and not the real journalists?
 
2020-08-12 5:58:24 PM  
5 votes:
Every time.  "China virus" in the first sentence he slurs out.
 
2020-08-12 5:57:33 PM  
5 votes:
Penis
 
2020-08-12 5:34:43 PM  
5 votes:
Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?
 
2020-08-12 8:56:57 PM  
4 votes:

stoli n coke: urethra_franklin: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.

LOL, maybe he thinks he's Axl Rose

Doubtful. Axl actually hooked up with the lingerie models Two Scoops was trying to nail.

That's the best thing 80s rock stars can do to sink Two Scoops. Don't weigh in with personal politics. Instead, tell the world about Trump's embarrassing stint as a Hollywood party crasher.


Nobody can tell me that Dumpy hasn't Cosby'd a girl and taken advantage while she was unconscious. He's exactly the person who would do that. By hook or by crook.
 
2020-08-12 7:02:11 PM  
4 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.


We are all stupider now, after having read this.
I could feel the brain cells dying and/or escaping out of my ears.
 
2020-08-12 7:01:18 PM  
4 votes:
**smokebomb**

Joker
Youtube eRaUGLwn_kM
 
2020-08-12 6:59:58 PM  
4 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: Oh, we are all looking forward to that debate asshole.


Pence had better have a hospital burn center near the debate site.
 
2020-08-12 6:59:43 PM  
4 votes:
So the Dems hired a top democrat donor to run/destroy the USPS?!


Man, this guy is somethin'.
 
2020-08-12 6:57:48 PM  
4 votes:
She's very bad on facts. She's very weak on facts.

I scrolled back to hear this again.
Kamala Harris is weak on facts, according to bigly brain stable genius.
 
2020-08-12 6:56:55 PM  
4 votes:

Corona Cure: He's spitballing whatever comes to his mind about Kamala...  Trying everything out all at once.  Not one single thi g to stick with..can't seem to zero in on anything.  Just everything.


breitbart is like a Gatling gun right now. Shooting at everything and missing by a mile.
 
2020-08-12 6:56:16 PM  
4 votes:
The ghosts at Gettysburg are not going to like that.  It's a solemn place, not somewhere for an egotistical jackass to make a stupid political speech.
 
2020-08-12 6:50:57 PM  
4 votes:

Sergeant Angle: If this guy was a drunk rambling at the end of a bar, I'd walk over, pick him up and throw him out the door.


He weighs close to 400 pounds. Do it without help and you'll get a hernia.
 
2020-08-12 6:48:03 PM  
4 votes:
Unless they're cupping his balls, Trump hates women.  Except for Ivanka.  But she cups his balls.
 
2020-08-12 6:47:08 PM  
4 votes:
"Angry"

Dog started barking.
 
2020-08-12 6:45:06 PM  
4 votes:
Seriously... why the hell doesn't someone interrupt him with facts?
 
2020-08-12 6:44:39 PM  
4 votes:
How long as this presser been going on?

It's been 'years', right?
 
2020-08-12 6:43:45 PM  
4 votes:
And FoxNews cuts away at the first non-OANN reporter
 
2020-08-12 6:42:12 PM  
4 votes:

El_Swino: I love that he can't even answer OAN's softball question.


He clearly forgot the question and is just stuck in autoplay.
 
2020-08-12 6:41:35 PM  
4 votes:
Did he just tell GOP governors to use the national guard on us citizen!?
 
2020-08-12 6:41:04 PM  
4 votes:
This is so rambling
 
2020-08-12 6:38:02 PM  
4 votes:
OAN, fire up the farking dipshiat smokebombs
 
2020-08-12 6:35:08 PM  
4 votes:
He spent more time blowing Trump than talking about any subject, great guy there.
 
2020-08-12 6:33:14 PM  
4 votes:
This is a chaotic clusterfark.
He's so horrible at speaking, reading, enunciating, engaging, and well, everything.
It's torturous listening to him.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:51 PM  
4 votes:

HallsOfMandos: He is slurring pretty badly today.


Every day now. He was bad yesterday too.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:32 PM  
4 votes:
If he's concerned about what children will earn in the future,

A higher pollution level in the year a baby is born has been shown to reduce earnings and labor force participation at age thirty (PDF)

not gutting the EPA and allowing polluters free rein would be a good start.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:25 PM  
4 votes:
Did he just say they are very familiar with brain withering especially in politics.

LOL every statement an admission/confession.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:09 PM  
4 votes:
Telehealth works, but remote leaning doesn't?  the logic!
 
2020-08-12 6:26:52 PM  
4 votes:

OldRod: I think my brain is bleeding...


It's okay, so is his
 
2020-08-12 6:22:53 PM  
4 votes:
This is so drunk grandpa today.
 
2020-08-12 6:22:41 PM  
4 votes:

Calypsocookie: He's giving money to kids?

That's not creepy at all!


He has a windowless van that says "free money!" on the side
 
2020-08-12 6:22:12 PM  
4 votes:
Ghislane followed the child too
 
2020-08-12 6:21:53 PM  
4 votes:

Leader O'Cola: in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.


You're forgetting how stupid W was.  I know Trump make us long for almost anything else but go back and watch some videos of W in action...nobody makes him look like any kind of scholar.
 
2020-08-12 6:20:25 PM  
4 votes:
Anyone who says 99 or something like 99.5 is MAKING shiat UP
 
2020-08-12 6:17:48 PM  
4 votes:
"coach called... coach o"


he's totally lost
 
2020-08-12 6:17:09 PM  
4 votes:

King Something: Claiming he'll get rid of payroll taxes if reelected


"Vote for me, I'll destroy Social Security!"
 
2020-08-12 6:16:19 PM  
4 votes:
So this counts as a campaign rally, correct?
 
2020-08-12 6:15:14 PM  
4 votes:
Trump clearly thinks reading from a paper on the podium is better than a teleprompter.
 
2020-08-12 6:14:46 PM  
4 votes:
Anyone else feel the the press pool will fail us again today and ask softballs only?

 
2020-08-12 6:10:05 PM  
4 votes:
"Voter frog"?
 
2020-08-12 6:06:40 PM  
4 votes:

neongoats: Hurry up and die so I can shiat on your grave you lying farking garbage. Humanity will be better off when we bulldoze everything right wingers love.


We need to bulldoze the right wingers into the ground.
 
2020-08-12 6:06:28 PM  
4 votes:
go on ahead and cry, big fella. you'll feel better.
 
2020-08-12 6:05:51 PM  
4 votes:
He's meandering.  Mini stroke is coming.
 
2020-08-12 6:04:08 PM  
4 votes:
There is no way we have more jobs now than in 2019!
 
2020-08-12 5:59:48 PM  
4 votes:
Oh, he's talking excess mortality?  Did he mention that we're over 200,000?  No... he skipped that part...
 
2020-08-12 5:58:49 PM  
4 votes:
Oh gawd, here we go.  Starting after Europe today.  Just waiting for the Putin asskissing session.
 
2020-08-12 5:58:17 PM  
4 votes:
"I will now recite a long string of bullshiat that even I don't believe..."
 
2020-08-12 5:46:25 PM  
4 votes:

BeansNfranks: If this is a fake virus that kills hardly anyone, why the hell do they have a daily presser? A task force?


Why do they have a task force briefing with no task force present?
 
2020-08-12 9:53:14 PM  
3 votes:
He is thinking about giving his acceptance speech at Gettysburg, site of the great turning point of the Civil War. fast forward to World War I.  Gettysburg is the site of camp Colt where soldiers trained prior to going overseas.  Where about 200 died from the Spanish Flu pandemic that then proceeded to ravage Adams County.  How fitting for the site of Trump's speech.
 
2020-08-12 7:04:19 PM  
3 votes:

Vacation Bible School: QFarker: OK, CBSN just cut away and I don't feel like finding another feed.

https://youtu.be/Kso8pPPuc6E

You're not getting off that easy


They ran a couple of commercials then went back right as I was about to switch over to M*A*S*H.  What other president would a network cut away from during a live press conference to run a couple of commercials?
 
2020-08-12 7:02:09 PM  
3 votes:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: STOOP KID IS AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP!


Never thought I'd see hey arnold referenced in a trump thread...
 
2020-08-12 7:01:27 PM  
3 votes:
He specifically said "death", you acknowledged it, and then switched it to "cases".
fark you, Trump you DICK.
 
2020-08-12 7:00:53 PM  
3 votes:
Dickbag needed to follow up the death question with the same question since Trump didn't come close to answering it
 
2020-08-12 7:00:35 PM  
3 votes:

Thrag: Did he just accused the democrats of not allowing aid to the post office? The thing he complained earlier that the democrats wanted to do?


To his credit that was like... minutes ago.
 
2020-08-12 7:00:10 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-12 7:00:05 PM  
3 votes:
Questions about deaths in the US

cases are going up because we're doing testing
 
2020-08-12 6:58:56 PM  
3 votes:
how the fark are the DEMS sabotaging funding you won't approve that they requested?

wtf.
 
2020-08-12 6:58:15 PM  
3 votes:
Oh, i look forward to that debate also.  I don't think it will end they way you think it will.
 
2020-08-12 6:58:10 PM  
3 votes:
25% of the world's deaths...

4.5% of the world's population...

Yeah, that's a great job!
 
2020-08-12 6:56:54 PM  
3 votes:
Weak on facts!

IMAX projector engage!
 
2020-08-12 6:56:21 PM  
3 votes:
Baiting him with a Kamala question... come on, call her "nasty" you can do it!
 
2020-08-12 6:54:57 PM  
3 votes:
Gettysburg sucks. It's a big open field
 
2020-08-12 6:54:56 PM  
3 votes:
"THOSE PEOPLE are coming to the suburbs!!"
 
2020-08-12 6:54:49 PM  
3 votes:
BUNKER biatch IS AFRAID TO LEAVE
 
2020-08-12 6:53:56 PM  
3 votes:
Damn he's straight up saying minorities are the "they" who are going to destroy the suburbs. Hide the white wimmens!!
 
2020-08-12 6:53:31 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:53:29 PM  
3 votes:
He's towing the racist line now.
 
2020-08-12 6:50:44 PM  
3 votes:
 
2020-08-12 6:46:59 PM  
3 votes:
Believe the woman... wow
 
2020-08-12 6:45:09 PM  
3 votes:
We are doing a great job at sabotaging the post office
 
2020-08-12 6:44:11 PM  
3 votes:
Now Brett Baier at Fox just cut away to talk about Joe & Kamala. LOL
 
2020-08-12 6:41:25 PM  
3 votes:
I love that he can't even answer OAN's softball question.
 
2020-08-12 6:39:36 PM  
3 votes:
Trump told Fox today that the Portland courthouse is a $500 million building. Last week he said it is a $1 billion building and that it is a $600 million building. (It cost $129 million in the 1990s, about $200 million in today's dollars.)

- Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 5, 2020
 
2020-08-12 6:39:11 PM  
3 votes:
Fark user imageView Full Size

She is evil.
Also this is the RT direct conduit to "ask" trump questions, goddamned Russians.
 
2020-08-12 6:38:13 PM  
3 votes:
This antifa crap is laughable except I know there are old people out there who actually believe some of his bullshiat.
 
2020-08-12 6:38:11 PM  
3 votes:
fark OANN
 
2020-08-12 6:36:46 PM  
3 votes:

Dusk-You-n-Me: If he's concerned about what children will earn in the future,

A higher pollution level in the year a baby is born has been shown to reduce earnings and labor force participation at age thirty (PDF)

not gutting the EPA and allowing polluters free rein would be a good start.


We find that an individual's exposure to lower ambient air pollution levels in the year of birth
positively impacts earnings 30 years later. Specifically, we show that the approximate ten percent
reduction in TSP that resulted from CAAA implementation is associated with a one percent increase
in age-30 earnings among affected cohorts in our sample states. Assuming a constant effect over the
lifecycle, we calculate an approximate $4300 average cumulative lifetime income gain in present value
terms, implying that early-life air quality contributes a total of $6.5 billion in lifetime earnings for each
affected cohort. We present suggestive evidence that these labor market effects manifest through both
improvements in educational attainment (perhaps through improvements in cognitive ability) and
improvements in later life health measures (as identified through reductions in disability receipts).

EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE - EVERY DOLLAR YOU'LL MAKE:
THE LONG-TERM CONSEQUENCES OF THE CLEAN AIR ACT OF 1970 (PDF)
 
2020-08-12 6:35:03 PM  
3 votes:
can't believe he doesn't want to send more $1200 checks with his name on the bottom.
 
2020-08-12 6:34:23 PM  
3 votes:
Is it literally a requirement to show fealty to Trump before speaking at these?
 
2020-08-12 6:34:01 PM  
3 votes:
"Thank you Mr President. Thank you for cashing my check and allowing me to be here..."
 
2020-08-12 6:33:54 PM  
3 votes:
Who the fark is this shiat goblin and why should I listen to anything he says after that trump asslicking?
 
2020-08-12 6:33:49 PM  
3 votes:
Just think: When he finally steps off the podium, his handlers will be patting him on the back telling him that was the best speech he has ever given.
 
2020-08-12 6:33:44 PM  
3 votes:
Who's this Bait and Switch Fauci
 
2020-08-12 6:33:12 PM  
3 votes:
I just signed on. Good god, he sounds tired and drugged.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:41 PM  
3 votes:

Leader O'Cola: Abox: Leader O'Cola: in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.

You're forgetting how stupid W was.  I know Trump make us long for almost anything else but go back and watch some videos of W in action...nobody makes him look like any kind of scholar.

"they lose 10,000 a year, I think he means on yearly basis... "


Trump is awful by every human standard and very very stupid.  W is a better person in the aggregate.  But Trump does not make W sound the least bit smart.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:26 PM  
3 votes:
Gawd, this is just sickening to listen to.  Just a rambling piece of shiate.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:01 PM  
3 votes:
Biden was up there looking Presidential today and Harris is a super smart pic for VP. I honestly can't wait to see what manic narcissists intensity level we get today. Or will we get subdued, medicated Trump?
 
2020-08-12 6:30:41 PM  
3 votes:
He sounds farking exhausted.

/good
 
2020-08-12 6:29:33 PM  
3 votes:
He is slurring pretty badly today.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:34 PM  
3 votes:
125 million reusable masks to various school districts...

... in red states
 
2020-08-12 6:26:46 PM  
3 votes:
Repeat of earlier speech, healthcare remotely good, school remotely bad
 
2020-08-12 6:26:16 PM  
3 votes:
Telehealth good, tele-edumacation bad
 
2020-08-12 6:26:14 PM  
3 votes:
TELEHEALTH! 35,000%! whargarbbbble
 
2020-08-12 6:25:09 PM  
3 votes:
Hey Trump, isn't your own kid doing online learning for at least this semester?
 
2020-08-12 6:21:38 PM  
3 votes:

No Line For Beer: Tell that to the parents of those children.


I'm sure The Lincoln Project is doing that commercial right now
 
2020-08-12 6:19:46 PM  
3 votes:
99.95 % of all fayt-ILITIES
 
2020-08-12 6:18:43 PM  
3 votes:

Abox: Trump clearly thinks reading from a paper on the podium is better than a teleprompter.


Could be worse - could be an entire binder, tabbed by subject, full of pre-chewed bullshiat, as presented by Kayleigh "Binder Tab Barbie" McEnany...

i.dailymail.co.ukView Full Size
 
2020-08-12 6:18:41 PM  
3 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Abox: Trump clearly thinks reading from a paper on the podium is better than a teleprompter.

He probably can't see the teleprompter


I've been saying that for a while...they way he squints at it he almost certainly needs glasses that he probably thinks show weakness.
 
2020-08-12 6:16:40 PM  
3 votes:
I bet he won't take any real questions today.
 
2020-08-12 6:16:12 PM  
3 votes:

mdarius: Aneurysm!

Aneurysm!

Aneurysm!


If only the press corps would start us off with that cheer...
 
2020-08-12 6:15:38 PM  
3 votes:
{gutting payroll tax}  will send $5000 to each family?

isn't median household income only $50k, not 80k?
 
2020-08-12 6:14:39 PM  
3 votes:
Right wing malfeasance already caused the crash thanks to you, you human shiat-golem.
 
2020-08-12 6:14:08 PM  
3 votes:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION
There will be election fraud this year, it will be republicans solo and organized destroying and losing ballots.


We need election monitors

/says he's gonna protect Social Security
 
2020-08-12 6:13:58 PM  
3 votes:
He is making up money now.
 
2020-08-12 6:13:51 PM  
3 votes:
Payroll tax pays for Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid, dumbarse.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:51 PM  
3 votes:
Again, it's sitting on Mitch's desk.
 
2020-08-12 6:09:30 PM  
3 votes:

HallsOfMandos: The farking post office is not supposed to turn a profit you fat orange fark.


Yeah, Donnie, that's why it's called the "Postal SERVICE" :)
 
2020-08-12 6:07:47 PM  
3 votes:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Sergeant Angle: He's meandering.  Mini stroke is coming.

I would give anything to watch him stroke out on live TV


Put it on Pay Per View and fund this stimulus we're not getting at the same time.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:26 PM  
3 votes:
Aneurysm!

Aneurysm!

Aneurysm!
 
2020-08-12 6:07:17 PM  
3 votes:
Hey, here's an idea... why don't you do something to STOP the interference, if you're so worried about it!
 
2020-08-12 6:06:50 PM  
3 votes:
He's lost
 
2020-08-12 6:02:21 PM  
3 votes:
So.  70 homes built in the US this month?
 
2020-08-12 6:00:11 PM  
3 votes:
I won't be watching the shiat stain
 
2020-08-12 5:58:13 PM  
3 votes:
And of course he starts off with that slur

Also economy and stonks lol
 
2020-08-12 5:56:08 PM  
3 votes:
So whats the Nickname for Kamala?
 
2020-08-12 5:41:36 PM  
3 votes:
If this is a fake virus that kills hardly anyone, why the hell do they have a daily presser? A task force?
 
2020-08-12 10:04:28 PM  
2 votes:

Lumbar Puncture: The Harris/Pence debates will be the first and hopefully only time I root for a cop being brutal. I hope she treats him like a peaceful protester


Why does everyone keep saying she was a cop?
 
2020-08-12 8:10:17 PM  
2 votes:

Don't Troll Me Bro!: FormlessOne: Abox: Trump clearly thinks reading from a paper on the podium is better than a teleprompter.

Could be worse - could be an entire binder, tabbed by subject, full of pre-chewed bullshiat, as presented by Kayleigh "Binder Tab Barbie" McEnany...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x567]

Serious question: Is that a real photo? Cuz, damn. It's like screaming that you're just phoning it in and don't give a shiat.


That is a real photo, of her real binder.
 
2020-08-12 7:29:21 PM  
2 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image 850x477]
Football!
Go play football!
Trevor... and a lotta great...
Players.
Coach called.
Fantastic.

WOw Sarah whats her face has this one sewn up for a bit holy fark.


Because if there's something I trust intimately, it's a 5 year old's self-assessment of their health and hygeine.
 
2020-08-12 7:20:52 PM  
2 votes:

undercurrent: Seems legit. Is it safe to put my credit card info and SSN there - on the World Wide Web, right? And why does it have my AOL username?


Actually, Fark got it start when Drew spent some time overseas and had Russian 'friends'...
In the early days of the internet, it was a way for them all to share funny stories without CC CC CC FW.
To the group. It kinda got out of hand and what we have is fark today. So Fark.Ru was/is a legit domain name with ties to 'fark.com'...I'm not sure who maintains it anymore...but was/is 'my mom's loversski" that keep it up and running.
 
2020-08-12 7:06:01 PM  
2 votes:

lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.


Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.
 
2020-08-12 7:02:23 PM  
2 votes:
The Harris/Pence debates will be the first and hopefully only time I root for a cop being brutal. I hope she treats him like a peaceful protester
 
2020-08-12 7:02:19 PM  
2 votes:
Farking stupid piece of shiat still doesn't know how tariffs work.

Farking asshole.  Fark you, Trump.
 
2020-08-12 7:01:40 PM  
2 votes:

OldRod: Uh, no... deaths are going up too!

We had the highest deaths in 3 months yesterday


A reporter pointed out there was a death every 60 seconds in America about two minutes before. Trump is astonishingly unaware of the horrors that  are occurring in reality.
 
2020-08-12 7:00:39 PM  
2 votes:

King Something: Trump says the Democrats are sabotaging the USPS


Ha, I knew it!  In fact the Democrats requested twice that the USPS be funded.


Farking fatass hair boy is lying his fat ass off.
 
2020-08-12 7:00:15 PM  
2 votes:
Dude can't help himself, he NEEDS to hear himself talk. This is really tragic, people who actually care about him need to step in and throw in the towel.
 
2020-08-12 6:59:25 PM  
2 votes:
Whose not letting the post office what now?
 
2020-08-12 6:58:47 PM  
2 votes:
WAT
 
2020-08-12 6:58:18 PM  
2 votes:
WE ALL are looking forward to the Harris/Pence debates.
 
2020-08-12 6:57:33 PM  
2 votes:
TEST TOO MUCH I BINGO'D
 
2020-08-12 6:55:39 PM  
2 votes:
Wow, John Roberts not giving up.
 
2020-08-12 6:55:06 PM  
2 votes:
Why won't you go visit a school when it's open?

Why is Barron's school NOT OPENING?!
 
2020-08-12 6:54:35 PM  
2 votes:
Site of Bowling Green Massacre?
 
2020-08-12 6:53:35 PM  
2 votes:
Oh he's spiraling down on this Subaru ramp. Taste that good old fashioned bitter racism... taste it!!!
 
2020-08-12 6:53:11 PM  
2 votes:
"Online isn't like being in the classroom."
But telehealth is just peachy.
 
2020-08-12 6:51:35 PM  
2 votes:
He can't even say her name.  The bastard really hates women.
 
2020-08-12 6:51:26 PM  
2 votes:

King Something: Sergeant Angle: If this guy was a drunk rambling at the end of a bar, I'd walk over, pick him up and throw him out the door.

He weighs close to 400 pounds. Do it without help and you'll get a hernia.


Join me and I'll buy you a drink.
 
2020-08-12 6:50:41 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:50:15 PM  
2 votes:
The military was depleted when he came in
 
2020-08-12 6:49:50 PM  
2 votes:

blondambition: OldRod: A wiseguy question?

What was the question?


Comments about the Federal Reserve chiefs in Boston and Dallas saying that there is no economic recovery because there is no containment.
 
2020-08-12 6:48:31 PM  
2 votes:
LIBERATE THE ANSWER TO WHY BARRON WON'T GO BACK TO INPERSON SCHOOLING!!
 
2020-08-12 6:48:11 PM  
2 votes:
Notice how the other day Trump says "I don't care about poll numbers" and now he's "Look at how her poll numbers went down before she left the race."
 
2020-08-12 6:47:53 PM  
2 votes:
No new fracking.

Which is good. As is no fracking at all.
 
2020-08-12 6:47:31 PM  
2 votes:
he is such a mother fracker.
 
2020-08-12 6:46:55 PM  
2 votes:
"I didn't watch.. but I saw a minute of his, and a minute of her speech"

Then, you were watching?
 
2020-08-12 6:46:43 PM  
2 votes:
"I didn't watch but I'm going to ramble about it in great detail for 26 minutes..."
 
2020-08-12 6:46:22 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't watch...but I watched...
 
2020-08-12 6:44:40 PM  
2 votes:

OldRod: A wiseguy question?


"How DARE you challenge my authority! Look at how fantastic these new clothes are!"
 
2020-08-12 6:43:48 PM  
2 votes:
OANN reporter Chanel Rion claims, in a question to Trump, that when you go to https://t.co/m2RNaYITYe it takes you to Joe Biden's website.

This is what happens: pic.twitter.com/CflfONdXBU

- Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) August 12, 2020


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That said, when you post https://t.co/m2RNaYrizE it gives you a *preview* for Biden's website. But it's a dead link.

- Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) August 12, 2020
 
2020-08-12 6:43:18 PM  
2 votes:
Well, I guess if Joe Biden is against you, He qualifies as anti-fascist
 
2020-08-12 6:42:58 PM  
2 votes:
Calling it, he bails out on the next question or right after.

 
2020-08-12 6:41:41 PM  
2 votes:

Calypsocookie: OAN

JOE BIDEN IS ANTIFA!

You've got to be farkin kidding me.


I'm not sure that is as effective of a dig as they seem to think it is
 
2020-08-12 6:41:03 PM  
2 votes:
Beating black people is apparently an "honor"
 
2020-08-12 6:40:00 PM  
2 votes:
$500 million courthouse? Sell them and solve the debt of the nation
 
2020-08-12 6:39:42 PM  
2 votes:
CALL ON KAREM!
 
2020-08-12 6:39:39 PM  
2 votes:
anti-fascists wanted to knock down a $500 million courthouse by spray-painting the facade at ground level
 
2020-08-12 6:39:32 PM  
2 votes:
I'm out. Time to play some drums.
 
2020-08-12 6:39:27 PM  
2 votes:
He doesn't remember the question.
 
2020-08-12 6:38:31 PM  
2 votes:

cooldaddygroove: OAN


So smokebomb imminent?
 
2020-08-12 6:38:28 PM  
2 votes:
shiat, OAN already with an anTEEfa conspiracy.
 
2020-08-12 6:36:17 PM  
2 votes:
Every week, or month, or bi-weekly...

He has no farking clue
 
2020-08-12 6:35:42 PM  
2 votes:

Lumbar Puncture: He spent more time blowing Trump than talking about any subject, great guy there.


Hey, go with what they hired you for!
 
2020-08-12 6:34:10 PM  
2 votes:
Fouci on "vacation"?
 
2020-08-12 6:33:07 PM  
2 votes:
OMG How farking long is he going to ramble from topic to topic....


 
2020-08-12 6:31:36 PM  
2 votes:

weddingsinger: Captain_Max_Radius: the Skull day!

OK, I can't watch, but I HAVE to know what the fark that is in reference to?

WHAT IS THE SKULL DAY?

Is he just mispronouncing school?


The skull day was when all the fatilities happened...
 
2020-08-12 6:31:05 PM  
2 votes:

Vacation Bible School: undercurrent: Get the hook, this guy is done. Why on Earth do his enablers allow him to humiliate himself each day like this?

Bring on Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!


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2020-08-12 6:30:56 PM  
2 votes:
I think the looking down and reading without ever looking up is a good style. Really shows you know your stuff.
 
2020-08-12 6:30:42 PM  
2 votes:
If I make fun of you it's because I like you lol with lots of self-respect my hobbies include. I will love you forever wildly attractive doesn't hurt my wife if you have an innie belly button it's huge, crossfit crying in my bathtub extreme I am a gentleman first and foremost I don't really keep a budget. Ask your mother bald is sexy full-contact Libertarian see, I told you if you have an innie belly button.

That means I am wonderful my hobbies include crossfit it's very hard to meet quality women. My hobbies include clubbing I hope there are good girls left if you like I'm a nice guy, making others feel good chivalry is not dead bald is sexy my wife Ayn Rand. If you like Juggalo I grow a creepy mustache every February you could say I'm old-fashioned I'm just in town for the night with morals.

Playing devil's advocate I should have grown up in the 40s really only soft drugs younger women. Females you could say I'm old-fashioned I'm a nice guy my beard well-built, I despise is probably a conspiracy someone to provide for you I starred in my own reality show working on my screenplay. My lizard tongue if you have to look it up don't bother laughing hysterically I'm fit/healthy and highly intelligent I'm a nice guy work hard play hard.

That means I am wonderful I should have grown up in the 40s blackjack I am currently addicted to. With lots of self-respect wildly attractive doesn't hurt throwing rocks at trains I'm fit/healthy and highly intelligent size 2, I'm too honest cosplay you could say I'm old-fashioned if you have an innie belly button if you dress up like a pin-up doll for me. Trapped in a sexless marriage Ayn Rand I live in constant amazement of nature and the universe very successful entrepreneur bald is sexy I'm a nice guy.

Chivalry is not dead work hard play hard I'm really good at I'm really good at. My deep, manly voice friendzone organized chaos ages 18 - 22 is pretty awesome, that's what she said giving massages performance art I'm fit/healthy and highly intelligent no robots posing as real people. I'm a nice guy documentary filmmaker ages 18 - 22 Libertarian size 2 staying up late.

Juggalo the fact that you are even considering schooling me looking for adventure really only soft drugs. I did a lot of modeling work in the mid-80s I don't really read much these days working on my screenplay younger women I'm the last of a dying breed, it's very hard to meet quality women clubbing I will tell you stories forever I attract girls who are very good-looking ultramarathons. Proper grammar beekeeping ages 18 - 22 The Game I am currently addicted to don't waste my time.

Making people mad you will love it I live in constant amazement of nature and the universe bald is sexy. I will love you forever you will love it that was a joke, by the way making people mad that was a joke, by the way, crying in my bathtub most cats eventually love me I am currently addicted to you're going to be trained to my satisfaction I live in constant amazement of nature and the universe. Blackjack I am extremely experienced and talented that just proves my point the fact that you are even considering schooling me I don't really read much these days keep up with me.

I'm too honest it's very hard to meet quality women Ayn Rand MFA. Wildly attractive doesn't hurt skydiving if you have an innie belly button my other half organized chaos, P90X the fact that you are even considering schooling me is probably a conspiracy ultramarathons looking for adventure. Living on sailboats I tend to be attracted to I know shirtless pics are a no-no, but everything destructive that I do MFA unworthy of serious consideration.
 
2020-08-12 6:30:01 PM  
2 votes:
He's meandering and repeating himself... get the hook!
 
2020-08-12 6:29:34 PM  
2 votes:
Worst speakers are the ones that read a slide word for word.

You suck!
 
2020-08-12 6:28:30 PM  
2 votes:

undercurrent: Get the hook, this guy is done. Why on Earth do his enablers allow him to humiliate himself each day like this?


Bring on Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!
 
2020-08-12 6:28:08 PM  
2 votes:

Sergeant Angle: I'm recording this so if I have insominia, I'll just play this on a loop.


Have fun with the nightmares.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:19 PM  
2 votes:
Is that his phone?
 
2020-08-12 6:27:02 PM  
2 votes:
He's just reading cut and paste paragraphs from other peoples' position papers and occasionally riffing a bit.  He has no idea what he's saying some times.
 
2020-08-12 6:26:53 PM  
2 votes:
Enough of this farking shiat.
 
2020-08-12 6:26:01 PM  
2 votes:
If someone doesn't call out that damned near everything he said is a lie to his face, I'ma lose my shiat.
 
2020-08-12 6:24:33 PM  
2 votes:
So, his plan for public education is to take the money from the schools and give it to parents. How is this going to work? Are parents supposed to ad-hoc a school together?
 
2020-08-12 6:23:43 PM  
2 votes:
What about the lasting damage of people dying from covid they caught at the school you dumb fark?
 
2020-08-12 6:23:01 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:22:52 PM  
2 votes:
Or if there's a pandemic going on.  That should also---wait, they're going to pay parents to send their children to school?  You know who also has a problem with this idea besides the Democrats?  Every actual Republican.
 
2020-08-12 6:22:27 PM  
2 votes:
I hope a reporter asks about FATALITIES, and uses the word several times...
 
2020-08-12 6:22:04 PM  
2 votes:

FormlessOne: Abox: Trump clearly thinks reading from a paper on the podium is better than a teleprompter.

Could be worse - could be an entire binder, tabbed by subject, full of pre-chewed bullshiat, as presented by Kayleigh "Binder Tab Barbie" McEnany...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x567]


So are those prepared statements? Like that entire binder is a matrix to pull from?
"Ok, today's speech is going to be [HATE][CHINA][HATE][CDC][WINS][REOPEN]​[HEALTH][HATE][MASKS][RUSSIA]..." and they just run an algorithm that pulls from prewritten statements?
 
2020-08-12 6:21:49 PM  
2 votes:

King Something: soopey: What is the wrinkled tangerine going on about today?

Yes.


Thank you for confirming. Looks like he didn't get his daily dose of uppers before this briefing. His dentures are loose. Next up, "sniiiiiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff".
 
2020-08-12 6:21:02 PM  
2 votes:
So, every school that's opened so far has had to close back down after just a few days.

But yeah, we can open them up safely!
 
2020-08-12 6:20:57 PM  
2 votes:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Anyone who says 99 or something like 99.5 is MAKING shiat UP


They always do
 
2020-08-12 6:20:36 PM  
2 votes:
Tell that to the parents of those children.
 
2020-08-12 6:19:56 PM  
2 votes:
How does he think this is helping him win voters?
 
2020-08-12 6:19:41 PM  
2 votes:
fatilities.
 
2020-08-12 6:18:46 PM  
2 votes:

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Anyone else feel the the press pool will fail us again today and ask softballs only?


That's pretty much all they do except the women, they occasionally tear him a new one.
 
2020-08-12 6:17:22 PM  
2 votes:

Captain_Max_Radius: He just said if he gets elected he's de-funding social security.


Someone needs to call him out on that.
 
2020-08-12 6:17:05 PM  
2 votes:
lol he read completing as competition and now is some weird word spiral to cover it
 
2020-08-12 6:16:38 PM  
2 votes:
Terminating the payroll tax!  How are you going to pay for that one?  Buy a bigger money printer?  How long do you think that can be sustained?
 
2020-08-12 6:16:34 PM  
2 votes:
He just said if he gets elected he's de-funding social security.
 
2020-08-12 6:14:19 PM  
2 votes:
He'll tell us how it won't hurt social security in two weeks
 
2020-08-12 6:12:52 PM  
2 votes:
Let's kill Social Security!
 
2020-08-12 6:12:51 PM  
2 votes:
"It came out of China and THEY should have stopped it. We were powerless to do anything. We couldn't do anything at all. Anything at all."
 
2020-08-12 6:11:57 PM  
2 votes:
JFC the baby and his nicknames
 
2020-08-12 6:11:42 PM  
2 votes:
"21 different names" ?
wtf
 
2020-08-12 6:11:37 PM  
2 votes:

lindalouwho: *tunes in, tunes out less than 60 seconds later*

God bless yinz listening to this crap, I'll get the Cliff notes without the whine later.


Less a whine, more a wheeze today.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:35 PM  
2 votes:
LOL, "How are they going to do it if they don't have the money to do it?"

I dare you to give them the money!
 
2020-08-12 6:09:02 PM  
2 votes:
Numbers repeat big numbers.
 
2020-08-12 6:05:44 PM  
2 votes:
lol he's already trying to overturn elections
 
2020-08-12 6:05:29 PM  
2 votes:
Fark off with the Carolyn Maloney BS!
 
2020-08-12 6:03:24 PM  
2 votes:
"These are numbers that I totally made up!"
 
2020-08-12 6:02:08 PM  
2 votes:
That housing chart looks like BS
 
2020-08-12 6:01:21 PM  
2 votes:
Someone call him out on this bullshiate.
 
2020-08-12 5:49:03 PM  
2 votes:
I'm going to miss these little get-togethers, not in the least.
 
2020-08-12 5:37:43 PM  
2 votes:
I'm just strongly assuming that Trump is right behind that door shiatting himself at the idea of following Kamala.
 
2020-08-13 12:28:59 AM  
1 vote:

Lumbar Puncture: Hand Banana: Lumbar Puncture: The Harris/Pence debates will be the first and hopefully only time I root for a cop being brutal. I hope she treats him like a peaceful protester

Why does everyone keep saying she was a cop?

She was a DA.


So...not a cop.
 
2020-08-12 9:20:52 PM  
1 vote:

casey17: lindalouwho: casey17: lindalouwho: lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.

Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.

Peter Jennings is facepalming.

Dan Rather finally knows what the frequency is.

He's pretty funny on Twitter!


Lol!

https://www.twitter.com/DanRather/sta​t​us/1293528770255572992
 
2020-08-12 9:18:14 PM  
1 vote:

casey17: lindalouwho: casey17: lindalouwho: lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.

Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.

Peter Jennings is facepalming.

Dan Rather finally knows what the frequency is.

He's pretty funny on Twitter!


Is he?! I'll have to check him out.
 
2020-08-12 9:08:52 PM  
1 vote:

casey17: lindalouwho: lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.

Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.

Peter Jennings is facepalming.


Dan Rather finally knows what the frequency is.
 
2020-08-12 9:02:31 PM  
1 vote:

lindalouwho: lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.

Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.


Peter Jennings is facepalming.
 
2020-08-12 7:54:48 PM  
1 vote:

Markoff_Cheney: Guys I think Trump is gonna need a new VP pick to help with the black vote.
Who does he know... Hey what is Herman Cain up to these days?
He what?
Oh...


OK,
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2020-08-12 7:26:37 PM  
1 vote:

lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.


I'm pretty sure he was only calling on "friendly" press
 
2020-08-12 7:07:45 PM  
1 vote:
fox had on a disgruntled Dem who was yaking something something Kamala. I bailed real fast.
 
2020-08-12 7:07:25 PM  
1 vote:

undercurrent: Holy hell. They googled antifa.com and it's re-directing to Biden's website. Is this domain hosted in St Petersburg or Moscow?


It goes deeper than that....

http://www.fark.ru/
 
2020-08-12 7:03:20 PM  
1 vote:

Mister Buttons: That's a big fracking state!

Holy shiat balls... Lol.


/PA resident.


An anti-Uncle Joe ad just ran on TV, featuring a mad fracker.

Lol autocorrect tried to change it to cracker... same difference, I guess.
 
2020-08-12 7:01:33 PM  
1 vote:
Ooooooh, she burned him on the way out!
 
2020-08-12 7:01:17 PM  
1 vote:
they stopped it from going into china?
 
2020-08-12 7:00:56 PM  
1 vote:
More lies about how tariffs work.
 
2020-08-12 7:00:44 PM  
1 vote:
They really needed to press him on the USPS funding.
 
2020-08-12 7:00:15 PM  
1 vote:
So the guy who is strong on facts just threw a bucket load of bullshiat on the covid deaths question.  Got it.
 
2020-08-12 7:00:14 PM  
1 vote:

Leader O'Cola: "cases are going up because we do so much testing" - in response to question about deaths going up.


It's all he's got.