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2020-08-12 7:51:22 PM  

King Something: The flu has killed nearly 4 times as many people over the past 5 years combined as covid has this year


In the last four months, just looking at average, not trajectory.
 
2020-08-12 7:54:48 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Guys I think Trump is gonna need a new VP pick to help with the black vote.
Who does he know... Hey what is Herman Cain up to these days?
He what?
Oh...


OK,
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2020-08-12 8:10:17 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: FormlessOne: Abox: Trump clearly thinks reading from a paper on the podium is better than a teleprompter.

Could be worse - could be an entire binder, tabbed by subject, full of pre-chewed bullshiat, as presented by Kayleigh "Binder Tab Barbie" McEnany...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x567]

Serious question: Is that a real photo? Cuz, damn. It's like screaming that you're just phoning it in and don't give a shiat.


That is a real photo, of her real binder.
 
2020-08-12 8:15:34 PM  

urethra_franklin: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.

LOL, maybe he thinks he's Axl Rose


Please let this summon Axl Rose to the Fark boards...please oh please...
 
2020-08-12 8:34:22 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Apparently you can copy and paste any random gibberish and it sounds no worse than the gibberish he's vomiting up right now. Try it, it's fun:

[TrumpSpeak]


You deserve this farkie:
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2020-08-12 8:56:57 PM  

stoli n coke: urethra_franklin: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.

LOL, maybe he thinks he's Axl Rose

Doubtful. Axl actually hooked up with the lingerie models Two Scoops was trying to nail.

That's the best thing 80s rock stars can do to sink Two Scoops. Don't weigh in with personal politics. Instead, tell the world about Trump's embarrassing stint as a Hollywood party crasher.


Nobody can tell me that Dumpy hasn't Cosby'd a girl and taken advantage while she was unconscious. He's exactly the person who would do that. By hook or by crook.
 
2020-08-12 8:59:34 PM  
After Fox News bailed on him, I found it on CSPAN 2. He's insane. Time for the 25th.
 
2020-08-12 9:02:31 PM  

lindalouwho: lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.

Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.


Peter Jennings is facepalming.
 
2020-08-12 9:08:52 PM  

casey17: lindalouwho: lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.

Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.

Peter Jennings is facepalming.


Dan Rather finally knows what the frequency is.
 
2020-08-12 9:15:34 PM  

lindalouwho: casey17: lindalouwho: lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.

Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.

Peter Jennings is facepalming.

Dan Rather finally knows what the frequency is.


He's pretty funny on Twitter!
 
2020-08-12 9:16:11 PM  

AngryTeacher: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.

It's a classic 1980s power move.  You make them wait.  Show them your time is more important than their time.

Unfortunately for Trump, it's 2020. Being late just shows you are a rude and inconsiderate jackass.


You're either a sheep, or a shark, and Trump's a shark!
(a stupid, stupid, shark who will forget to cure his bone-itis)
Futurama - Boneitis
Youtube 6w-QIgMIydo
 
2020-08-12 9:18:14 PM  

casey17: lindalouwho: casey17: lindalouwho: lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.

Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.

Peter Jennings is facepalming.

Dan Rather finally knows what the frequency is.

He's pretty funny on Twitter!


Is he?! I'll have to check him out.
 
2020-08-12 9:18:57 PM  

weddingsinger: King Something: We're apparently doing better than Europe

Unless he means the band he's pooped his diaper again.  The only things the U.S. does better than Europe are eat fast food, blow up foreigners with drone strikes, and abuse our poor and/or minorities.


Dude....  I have it on good authority that Joey Tempest is totally living his best life, so, I bet Europe, the band, is even doing better than the US.
 
2020-08-12 9:20:52 PM  

casey17: lindalouwho: casey17: lindalouwho: lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.

Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.

Peter Jennings is facepalming.

Dan Rather finally knows what the frequency is.

He's pretty funny on Twitter!


Lol!

https://www.twitter.com/DanRather/sta​t​us/1293528770255572992
 
2020-08-12 9:25:21 PM  

HerptheDerp: [i.imgur.com image 500x380]


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2020-08-12 9:33:05 PM  

lindalouwho: casey17: lindalouwho: casey17: lindalouwho: lardweasel: Jesus Hannibal Christ our media sucks.  They just let him roll over them and lie with impunity.

Walter Cronkite weeps in heaven.

Peter Jennings is facepalming.

Dan Rather finally knows what the frequency is.

He's pretty funny on Twitter!

Lol!

https://www.twitter.com/DanRather/stat​us/1293528770255572992


Yeah, he's got all kinds of snark.  ;-)
 
2020-08-12 9:53:14 PM  
He is thinking about giving his acceptance speech at Gettysburg, site of the great turning point of the Civil War. fast forward to World War I.  Gettysburg is the site of camp Colt where soldiers trained prior to going overseas.  Where about 200 died from the Spanish Flu pandemic that then proceeded to ravage Adams County.  How fitting for the site of Trump's speech.
 
2020-08-12 9:56:47 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: stoli n coke: urethra_franklin: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.

LOL, maybe he thinks he's Axl Rose

Doubtful. Axl actually hooked up with the lingerie models Two Scoops was trying to nail.

That's the best thing 80s rock stars can do to sink Two Scoops. Don't weigh in with personal politics. Instead, tell the world about Trump's embarrassing stint as a Hollywood party crasher.

Nobody can tell me that Dumpy hasn't Cosby'd a girl and taken advantage while she was unconscious. He's exactly the person who would do that. By hook or by crook.


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2020-08-12 10:04:28 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: The Harris/Pence debates will be the first and hopefully only time I root for a cop being brutal. I hope she treats him like a peaceful protester


Why does everyone keep saying she was a cop?
 
2020-08-12 10:13:02 PM  

Hand Banana: Lumbar Puncture: The Harris/Pence debates will be the first and hopefully only time I root for a cop being brutal. I hope she treats him like a peaceful protester

Why does everyone keep saying she was a cop?


She was a DA.
 
2020-08-12 11:11:27 PM  

runwiz: He is thinking about giving his acceptance speech at Gettysburg, site of the great turning point of the Civil War. fast forward to World War I.  Gettysburg is the site of camp Colt where soldiers trained prior to going overseas.  Where about 200 died from the Spanish Flu pandemic that then proceeded to ravage Adams County.  How fitting for the site of Trump's speech.


There's no chance he knows about any of that.


I caught a few minutes of this today, just from listening it seemed clear he was carefully picking who he was calling on.
 
2020-08-12 11:42:40 PM  

lindalouwho: Mister Buttons: That's a big fracking state!

Holy shiat balls... Lol.


/PA resident.

An anti-Uncle Joe ad just ran on TV, featuring a mad fracker.

Lol autocorrect tried to change it to cracker... same difference, I guess.


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2020-08-13 12:28:59 AM  

Lumbar Puncture: Hand Banana: Lumbar Puncture: The Harris/Pence debates will be the first and hopefully only time I root for a cop being brutal. I hope she treats him like a peaceful protester

Why does everyone keep saying she was a cop?

She was a DA.


So...not a cop.
 
2020-08-13 12:32:42 AM  

Captain_Max_Radius: He sounds more like my cousin Vinny than usual.


That is an insult to Vinny.
 
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