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(The Hill)   Trump presser: The beatings will continue   ( divider line
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2020-08-12 6:42:27 PM  
So a question about Biden and Antifa conspiracy bullshiat has meandered to whatever the fark this is.
2020-08-12 6:42:44 PM  
if those 78 people were shot by cops it would be AOK
2020-08-12 6:42:55 PM  
Sure, nobody wants to go to NY
2020-08-12 6:42:57 PM  
Chicago gun crime lol
2020-08-12 6:42:58 PM  
Calling it, he bails out on the next question or right after.

2020-08-12 6:43:09 PM  

OldRod: OAN!

WTF?  Googling takes you to Antifa?  LOL

It's the opposite. Googling antifa takes you to  where you can donate $5 to get this ASSHOLE OFF THE TV!
2020-08-12 6:43:11 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Sure, nobody wants to go to NY

It's too crowded
2020-08-12 6:43:16 PM  
I just searched for antifa and a Don, Jr. article came up first.  WHAT DOES IT MEAN ??
2020-08-12 6:43:18 PM  
Well, I guess if Joe Biden is against you, He qualifies as anti-fascist
2020-08-12 6:43:19 PM  
Ramble... ramble... ramble...
2020-08-12 6:43:28 PM  
I brought a fake chart and you date to cal me on it?
Why oh why can't I lie without consequences?!!
2020-08-12 6:43:31 PM  
That OAN reporter is a piece of shiat.  Farking waste of oxygen.
2020-08-12 6:43:32 PM  
I hope the next question is, "What was the last question?"
2020-08-12 6:43:32 PM  
They shot him with the tranq dart before he walked out.
2020-08-12 6:43:33 PM  
Do they give the OANN lady a flashlight to shine at him when he rambles too long?
2020-08-12 6:43:33 PM  
Oooo. Wise guy question.

That's an oldie but goodie.
2020-08-12 6:43:45 PM  
And FoxNews cuts away at the first non-OANN reporter
2020-08-12 6:43:48 PM  
OANN reporter Chanel Rion claims, in a question to Trump, that when you go to it takes you to Joe Biden's website.

This is what happens:

- Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) August 12, 2020

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That said, when you post it gives you a *preview* for Biden's website. But it's a dead link.

- Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) August 12, 2020
2020-08-12 6:43:50 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: This is a long answer

We're like billions and billions of miles from the question. OANN cupped his balls here on earth and his answer is somewhere in the Andromeda galaxy.
2020-08-12 6:43:52 PM  
A wiseguy question?
2020-08-12 6:44:04 PM  
Wise guy question!
2020-08-12 6:44:09 PM

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Someone with a time machine!
2020-08-12 6:44:11 PM  
Now Brett Baier at Fox just cut away to talk about Joe & Kamala. LOL
2020-08-12 6:44:17 PM  
Pure deflection on the virus. He has nothing but lies.
2020-08-12 6:44:19 PM  

geoduck42: Abox: Wow people are really remembering W wrong. He was dumb. He didn't think anything.

I'll always remember his shoe-dodging skills. The Shiatgibbon would have taken it right to the face.

Yep dude had some reflexes I'll give you that.
2020-08-12 6:44:22 PM  
this is like watching a drunk do his taxes.
2020-08-12 6:44:31 PM  

HallsOfMandos: Do they give the OANN lady a flaEshlight to shine at him when he rambles too long?

2020-08-12 6:44:39 PM  
How long as this presser been going on?

It's been 'years', right?
2020-08-12 6:44:40 PM  

OldRod: A wiseguy question?

"How DARE you challenge my authority! Look at how fantastic these new clothes are!"
2020-08-12 6:44:56 PM  

fluffy_pope: this is like watching a drunk do his taxes.

Except that is a lot more fun than watching trump.
2020-08-12 6:45:06 PM  
Seriously... why the hell doesn't someone interrupt him with facts?
2020-08-12 6:45:08 PM  
Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
2020-08-12 6:45:09 PM  
We are doing a great job at sabotaging the post office
2020-08-12 6:45:17 PM  

El_Swino: Wise guy question!

bordering on "cutie-pie."
2020-08-12 6:45:19 PM  
Don't make me show you the charts again!
2020-08-12 6:45:22 PM  

Corona Cure: Oooo. Wise guy question.

That's an oldie but goodie.

Yeaaah, what about the covid response you lousy copper, see?
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2020-08-12 6:45:24 PM  

fluffy_pope: this is like watching a drunk do his taxes.

I honestly did that once. Blacked out with my laptop open and the completed page.

Somehow they were right.
2020-08-12 6:45:36 PM  
Those charts are at a level that no one thought possible!

Nobody's ever said that about my power points...
2020-08-12 6:45:43 PM  
Omg So now our houses "we all call them prisons"?!
Who the fark thinks that?!


WELL WELL WIFEY..your my biatch now.  I'm the biggest badass in this yard, I run this place.
2020-08-12 6:45:47 PM  
He thinks Q3 is gonna have bigly stonks despite the untermenschen-virus
2020-08-12 6:46:01 PM  

BinderWoman: Now Brett Baier at Fox just cut away to talk about Joe & Kamala.

LOL. CNN just turned it on.
2020-08-12 6:46:10 PM  

King Something: He thinks Q3 is gonna have bigly stonks despite the untermenschen-virus

He also said that about Q2
2020-08-12 6:46:12 PM  
Uh oh, she sounds like a woman.
This could go bad.
2020-08-12 6:46:15 PM  
He watched
2020-08-12 6:46:17 PM  
Who is this "we" he is talking about?  We still know nothing about this disease.
2020-08-12 6:46:17 PM  
Protect the elderly!  They're the only ones left that will vote for me.
2020-08-12 6:46:22 PM  
I didn't watch...but I watched...
2020-08-12 6:46:26 PM  
He says he didn't watch Biden and Harris
2020-08-12 6:46:32 PM  
He is getting more vocal/upset about a basic Kamala question. He is going to lose his shiat going against a woman.
2020-08-12 6:46:43 PM  
"I didn't watch but I'm going to ramble about it in great detail for 26 minutes..."
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