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2020-08-12 6:33:56 PM  
Some toady is up now
 
2020-08-12 6:34:01 PM  

Corona Cure: OMG he just sucked in his saliva!!!


Farkinggggbarfffff


"Gonna save that guy for later!"
 
2020-08-12 6:34:01 PM  
"Thank you Mr President. Thank you for cashing my check and allowing me to be here..."
 
2020-08-12 6:34:10 PM  
Fouci on "vacation"?
 
2020-08-12 6:34:16 PM  
Q&A time
 
2020-08-12 6:34:17 PM  
"Im the new guy. I'll be fired next week. I'll take your questions."

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2020-08-12 6:34:20 PM  
Dr Atlas has the weight of the world on his back.
/rimshot
 
2020-08-12 6:34:22 PM  
Is this quack the new Dr. Fauci?
 
2020-08-12 6:34:23 PM  
Is it literally a requirement to show fealty to Trump before speaking at these?
 
2020-08-12 6:34:32 PM  

OldRod: I think my brain is bleeding...


You and me both...
 
2020-08-12 6:34:36 PM  

cooldaddygroove: Who's this Bait and Switch Fauci


He's a "doctor" like the Demon Semen lady... he's on Fox a lot and pushes Hydroxycloroquine
 
2020-08-12 6:34:44 PM  
He didn't say shiat
 
2020-08-12 6:35:00 PM  
I just got back from buying and ounce of banana/strawberry couch lock indica.


My timing is impeccable.
 
2020-08-12 6:35:03 PM  
can't believe he doesn't want to send more $1200 checks with his name on the bottom.
 
2020-08-12 6:35:08 PM  
He spent more time blowing Trump than talking about any subject, great guy there.
 
2020-08-12 6:35:15 PM  
Republicans pushing for public schools....I'm so glad he IS a farking moron....an intelligent leader would ram private schools down our throats.  He can't even be evil correctly.

Thank god, Trump is a moron.
 
2020-08-12 6:35:15 PM  

Vacation Bible School: So, his plan for public education is to take the money from the schools and give it to parents. How is this going to work? Are parents supposed to ad-hoc a school together?


No, all the parents have to do is wire it to Betsy deVos' personal bank account, and she'll tell them what camp they can report to on monday.
 
2020-08-12 6:35:19 PM  
He's all bullshiat and lies. There is nothing useful left in the man.
 
2020-08-12 6:35:38 PM  

AsparagusFTW: "Im the new guy. I'll be fired next week. I'll take your questions."

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2020-08-12 6:35:42 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: He spent more time blowing Trump than talking about any subject, great guy there.


Hey, go with what they hired you for!
 
2020-08-12 6:35:47 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Is it literally a requirement to show fealty to Trump before speaking at these?


It is. This is how farked up shiat is.
 
2020-08-12 6:35:50 PM  

undercurrent: Is this quack the new Dr. Fauci?


he's JUST AS GOOD but works for less money.
 
2020-08-12 6:35:51 PM  
Ask him about the Henweigh!!!
 
2020-08-12 6:35:54 PM  
When you get lost in your imaginatory vagueness, your foresight will become a nimble vagrant.You gotta go through it to see there ain't nothing to it.You ever roasted doughnuts?It's good to yell at people and tell people that you're from Tennesee, so that way you'll be safe.

Have you urinated? Have you drained your bladder? Are you free? Because if you haven't it will only come out later. I'm giving you some information that your bodily fluids may penetrate your clothing fibre's without warning.I would like to give you a backstage pass to my imagination.

The magic Indian is a mysterious spiritual force, and we're going to Cathedral Rock, and that's the vortex of the heart.It's OK to get Rib-grease on your face, because you're allowing people to see that you're proud of these ribs.Did you feel that? Look at me - I'm not out of breath anymore!

Sometimes horses cough and fart at the same time, so stay out of the range of its butt muscle because a horses butt muscle is thick.I would like to give you a backstage pass to my imagination.I wrestled a bear once. A 750lbs black bear.You ever roasted doughnuts?

When you get lost in your imaginatory vagueness, your foresight will become a nimble vagrant.Have you urinated? Have you drained your bladder? Are you free? Because if you haven't it will only come out later. I'm giving you some information that your bodily fluids may penetrate your clothing fibre's without warning.
 
2020-08-12 6:36:12 PM  

169th Cousin: Fouci on "vacation"?


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2020-08-12 6:36:15 PM  
This comes to mind listening to Trump today..


Just kept talking...
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2020-08-12 6:36:16 PM  
he just said your payroll tax cut is on top of your $400 unemployment check.

LMAO.
 
2020-08-12 6:36:17 PM  
Every week, or month, or bi-weekly...

He has no farking clue
 
2020-08-12 6:36:33 PM  
Interrupt his ass.
 
2020-08-12 6:36:41 PM  

undercurrent: Is this quack the new Dr. Fauci?


He's more of the Dr. Nick type...
 
2020-08-12 6:36:46 PM  

Bloody William: Enough of this farking shiat.


You earned your farkie... a long time ago. Proof that it's still very accurate:
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2020-08-12 6:36:46 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: If he's concerned about what children will earn in the future,

A higher pollution level in the year a baby is born has been shown to reduce earnings and labor force participation at age thirty (PDF)

not gutting the EPA and allowing polluters free rein would be a good start.


We find that an individual's exposure to lower ambient air pollution levels in the year of birth
positively impacts earnings 30 years later. Specifically, we show that the approximate ten percent
reduction in TSP that resulted from CAAA implementation is associated with a one percent increase
in age-30 earnings among affected cohorts in our sample states. Assuming a constant effect over the
lifecycle, we calculate an approximate $4300 average cumulative lifetime income gain in present value
terms, implying that early-life air quality contributes a total of $6.5 billion in lifetime earnings for each
affected cohort. We present suggestive evidence that these labor market effects manifest through both
improvements in educational attainment (perhaps through improvements in cognitive ability) and
improvements in later life health measures (as identified through reductions in disability receipts).

EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE - EVERY DOLLAR YOU'LL MAKE:
THE LONG-TERM CONSEQUENCES OF THE CLEAN AIR ACT OF 1970 (PDF)
 
2020-08-12 6:36:52 PM  
If we don't give money to the ultra-poor, they'll be incentivized to go back to the jobs that they can't go back to because of covid
 
2020-08-12 6:36:53 PM  

Leader O'Cola: he just said your payroll tax cut is on top of your $400 unemployment check.

LMAO.


LOL, I thought I heard that, but I was like "Surely not..."
 
2020-08-12 6:36:55 PM  
I love this blatant attempt to buy votes.
 
2020-08-12 6:37:16 PM  
Him sayinv he's gonna get rid of payroll taxes should be on a 24/7 loop.
 
2020-08-12 6:37:27 PM  
{voice intimating foreigner ooga booga} "KA-MA-LA"
 
2020-08-12 6:37:39 PM  
KA-MA-LAH
 
2020-08-12 6:37:40 PM  
Khah-mala
 
2020-08-12 6:37:45 PM  
OAN
 
2020-08-12 6:37:46 PM  
He didn't ask about the payroll tax you moron, he asked specifically about stimulus and you're obviously not going to answer.
 
2020-08-12 6:37:47 PM  
OAN
 
2020-08-12 6:37:55 PM  
Antifa!
 
2020-08-12 6:38:01 PM  
antifa dot com
 
2020-08-12 6:38:02 PM  
OAN, fire up the farking dipshiat smokebombs
 
2020-08-12 6:38:11 PM  
fark OANN
 
2020-08-12 6:38:13 PM  
This antifa crap is laughable except I know there are old people out there who actually believe some of his bullshiat.
 
2020-08-12 6:38:16 PM  
fark that lady
 
2020-08-12 6:38:17 PM  

Leader O'Cola: {voice intimating foreigner ooga booga} "KA-MA-LA"


he accidentally pronounced it correctly.
 
2020-08-12 6:38:17 PM  
OAN!

WTF?  Googling JoeBiden.com takes you to Antifa?  LOL
 
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