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2020-08-12 6:29:33 PM  
He is slurring pretty badly today.
 
2020-08-12 6:29:34 PM  

Vacation Bible School: undercurrent: Get the hook, this guy is done. Why on Earth do his enablers allow him to humiliate himself each day like this?

Bring on Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!


Gene Gene, the Dancing Machine
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2020-08-12 6:29:34 PM  
Worst speakers are the ones that read a slide word for word.

You suck!
 
2020-08-12 6:29:51 PM  

OldRod: 125 million reusable masks to various school districts...

... in red states


"reusable"

Because they will definitely get washed every time before being used again.

/local school district wanted to hire a friend to sew 2500 masks for them.
 
2020-08-12 6:29:53 PM  
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These seem out of place.
 
2020-08-12 6:29:58 PM  

Abox: Leader O'Cola: in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.

You're forgetting how stupid W was.  I know Trump make us long for almost anything else but go back and watch some videos of W in action...nobody makes him look like any kind of scholar.


Remember when Dan Quayle was our original "dumb White House resident," because he misspelled "potato" and insisted that Mars was basically in the same orbit as Earth?

Compared to Donald Trump, Dan Quayle is a goddamned Fulbright Scholar.
 
2020-08-12 6:30:01 PM  

Vacation Bible School: undercurrent: Get the hook, this guy is done. Why on Earth do his enablers allow him to humiliate himself each day like this?

Bring on Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!


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2020-08-12 6:30:01 PM  
"Invisible enemy"
 
2020-08-12 6:30:01 PM  
He's meandering and repeating himself... get the hook!
 
2020-08-12 6:30:15 PM  

fluffy_pope: Officer Barrelroll: Master salesman at the podium. His charisma is like bottled lightning.

his enthusiasm is infectious. I feel like ANYTHING is possible.


Have to quote this, cuz yes.
Every.day that I listen to these things...I walk away with hope, unbridled excitement and enthusiasm.
 
2020-08-12 6:30:17 PM  
Safer for kids to live at school than with their older parents and grandparents? WTF?
 
2020-08-12 6:30:23 PM  
So kids should live at school now?
 
2020-08-12 6:30:26 PM  
Now the kids have to live at school.
 
2020-08-12 6:30:31 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: So whats the Nickname for Kamala?


All strong, intelligent women are "nasty".  He doesn't know any other words.
 
2020-08-12 6:30:41 PM  
He sounds farking exhausted.

/good
 
2020-08-12 6:30:42 PM  
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That means I am wonderful my hobbies include crossfit it's very hard to meet quality women. My hobbies include clubbing I hope there are good girls left if you like I'm a nice guy, making others feel good chivalry is not dead bald is sexy my wife Ayn Rand. If you like Juggalo I grow a creepy mustache every February you could say I'm old-fashioned I'm just in town for the night with morals.

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Chivalry is not dead work hard play hard I'm really good at I'm really good at. My deep, manly voice friendzone organized chaos ages 18 - 22 is pretty awesome, that's what she said giving massages performance art I'm fit/healthy and highly intelligent no robots posing as real people. I'm a nice guy documentary filmmaker ages 18 - 22 Libertarian size 2 staying up late.

Juggalo the fact that you are even considering schooling me looking for adventure really only soft drugs. I did a lot of modeling work in the mid-80s I don't really read much these days working on my screenplay younger women I'm the last of a dying breed, it's very hard to meet quality women clubbing I will tell you stories forever I attract girls who are very good-looking ultramarathons. Proper grammar beekeeping ages 18 - 22 The Game I am currently addicted to don't waste my time.

Making people mad you will love it I live in constant amazement of nature and the universe bald is sexy. I will love you forever you will love it that was a joke, by the way making people mad that was a joke, by the way, crying in my bathtub most cats eventually love me I am currently addicted to you're going to be trained to my satisfaction I live in constant amazement of nature and the universe. Blackjack I am extremely experienced and talented that just proves my point the fact that you are even considering schooling me I don't really read much these days keep up with me.

I'm too honest it's very hard to meet quality women Ayn Rand MFA. Wildly attractive doesn't hurt skydiving if you have an innie belly button my other half organized chaos, P90X the fact that you are even considering schooling me is probably a conspiracy ultramarathons looking for adventure. Living on sailboats I tend to be attracted to I know shirtless pics are a no-no, but everything destructive that I do MFA unworthy of serious consideration.
 
2020-08-12 6:30:42 PM  

Captain_Max_Radius: the Skull day!


OK, I can't watch, but I HAVE to know what the fark that is in reference to?

WHAT IS THE SKULL DAY?

Is he just mispronouncing school?
 
2020-08-12 6:30:47 PM  
More testing = more cases
 
2020-08-12 6:30:56 PM  
I think the looking down and reading without ever looking up is a good style. Really shows you know your stuff.
 
2020-08-12 6:30:56 PM  
It's like someone put his speech into a blender and then printed it out...
 
2020-08-12 6:30:57 PM  

OldRod: Lumbar Puncture: Is there weird feedback now or is it my speakers, makes him sound metallic

Robo-Trump


Seriously it's like someone is slightly auto tuning him. If steam starts pouring out his ears and a small man jumps out from his suit because it's overheating I wouldn't be surprised though.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:01 PM  
Biden was up there looking Presidential today and Harris is a super smart pic for VP. I honestly can't wait to see what manic narcissists intensity level we get today. Or will we get subdued, medicated Trump?
 
2020-08-12 6:31:05 PM  

Vacation Bible School: undercurrent: Get the hook, this guy is done. Why on Earth do his enablers allow him to humiliate himself each day like this?

Bring on Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-08-12 6:31:06 PM  
I'm gonna vomit
 
2020-08-12 6:31:26 PM  
Gawd, this is just sickening to listen to.  Just a rambling piece of shiate.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:32 PM  
If he's concerned about what children will earn in the future,

A higher pollution level in the year a baby is born has been shown to reduce earnings and labor force participation at age thirty (PDF)

not gutting the EPA and allowing polluters free rein would be a good start.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:36 PM  

weddingsinger: Captain_Max_Radius: the Skull day!

OK, I can't watch, but I HAVE to know what the fark that is in reference to?

WHAT IS THE SKULL DAY?

Is he just mispronouncing school?


The skull day was when all the fatilities happened...
 
2020-08-12 6:31:36 PM  

SoCalChris: Safer for kids to live at school than with their older parents and grandparents? WTF?


Under 24.  I think he meant college.  And now I have to get tested for something because I actually followed a Trump chain of thought.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:41 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Abox: Leader O'Cola: in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.

You're forgetting how stupid W was.  I know Trump make us long for almost anything else but go back and watch some videos of W in action...nobody makes him look like any kind of scholar.

"they lose 10,000 a year, I think he means on yearly basis... "


Trump is awful by every human standard and very very stupid.  W is a better person in the aggregate.  But Trump does not make W sound the least bit smart.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:51 PM  

HallsOfMandos: He is slurring pretty badly today.


Every day now. He was bad yesterday too.
 
2020-08-12 6:31:51 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image 850x477]
These seem out of place.


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Say, that's a good idea.
 
2020-08-12 6:33:01 PM  
Fantayyystic.
 
2020-08-12 6:33:06 PM  
Nationwide lockdown would be bad because of resons
 
2020-08-12 6:33:07 PM  
OMG How farking long is he going to ramble from topic to topic....


 
2020-08-12 6:33:08 PM  
"millions of school children... and PEOPLE!"

So school children aren't people?
 
2020-08-12 6:33:09 PM  
California is not going down at all, in fact we are peaking (and it is far from a good trip)
 
2020-08-12 6:33:10 PM  
Just tuned in and man... he looks and sounds like crap
 
2020-08-12 6:33:12 PM  
I just signed on. Good god, he sounds tired and drugged.
 
2020-08-12 6:33:14 PM  
This is a chaotic clusterfark.
He's so horrible at speaking, reading, enunciating, engaging, and well, everything.
It's torturous listening to him.
 
2020-08-12 6:33:14 PM  

Abox: Leader O'Cola: Abox: Leader O'Cola: in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.

You're forgetting how stupid W was.  I know Trump make us long for almost anything else but go back and watch some videos of W in action...nobody makes him look like any kind of scholar.

"they lose 10,000 a year, I think he means on yearly basis... "

Trump is awful by every human standard and very very stupid.  W is a better person in the aggregate.  But Trump does not make W sound the least bit smart.


W's problem wasn't that he was dumb.  It was that he thought that everyone else was.
 
2020-08-12 6:33:16 PM  
OMG he just sucked in his saliva!!!


Farkinggggbarfffff
 
2020-08-12 6:33:20 PM  
It makes you wonder how many of the reporters in the room have mentally pulled out their suicide kits.
 
2020-08-12 6:33:20 PM  

Abox: Leader O'Cola: Abox: Leader O'Cola: in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.

You're forgetting how stupid W was.  I know Trump make us long for almost anything else but go back and watch some videos of W in action...nobody makes him look like any kind of scholar.

"they lose 10,000 a year, I think he means on yearly basis... "

Trump is awful by every human standard and very very stupid.  W is a better person in the aggregate.  But Trump does not make W sound the least bit smart.


the ability to speak 3 coherent complete sentences in a row without a teleprompter  disagrees with you.
No, that should not be a high bar, but it is what it is.
 
2020-08-12 6:33:36 PM  
This is the new nutcase he hired...
 
2020-08-12 6:33:44 PM  
Whoohoo!  The new guy!
 
2020-08-12 6:33:44 PM  

AsparagusFTW: I just signed on. Good god, he sounds tired and drugged.


HAH!
 
2020-08-12 6:33:44 PM  
Who's this Bait and Switch Fauci
 
2020-08-12 6:33:48 PM  
It's an honor to have someone give me compliments!
 
2020-08-12 6:33:49 PM  
Just think: When he finally steps off the podium, his handlers will be patting him on the back telling him that was the best speech he has ever given.
 
2020-08-12 6:33:54 PM  
Who the fark is this shiat goblin and why should I listen to anything he says after that trump asslicking?
 
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