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(The Hill)   Trump presser: The beatings will continue   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 6:25:31 PM  

Leader O'Cola: "your brain starts to wither away. we have a lot of experience with that"


LOL, "just by looking at what's happening in politics"
 
2020-08-12 6:25:31 PM  
He has a lot of good experience at brain wither
 
2020-08-12 6:25:34 PM  
we can't give money to the union, the union controls pelosi, but I think union isn't bad it is good, in most cases, I like teacher, they're terrific, but not their union, which controls pelosi, but unions i support
 
2020-08-12 6:25:39 PM  
Master salesman at the podium. His charisma is like bottled lightning.
 
2020-08-12 6:25:51 PM  

Leader O'Cola: "your brain starts to wither away. we have a lot of experience with that"


This should be his campaign slogan.
 
2020-08-12 6:25:52 PM  
Hey!!! basement computers? now he's gone too far!!!
 
2020-08-12 6:26:01 PM  
If someone doesn't call out that damned near everything he said is a lie to his face, I'ma lose my shiat.
 
2020-08-12 6:26:05 PM  
35000%?  WTF?
 
2020-08-12 6:26:14 PM  
TELEHEALTH! 35,000%! whargarbbbble
 
2020-08-12 6:26:16 PM  
Telehealth good, tele-edumacation bad
 
2020-08-12 6:26:18 PM  
35,000 percent?!?
 
2020-08-12 6:26:19 PM  
Well this dipshiat knows what it's like to be behind in math and reading, amiright? Wink wink, nudge nudge
 
2020-08-12 6:26:34 PM  

Sergeant Angle: Who, amongst us, hasn't had suicidal thoughts with trump in office?


Every.  Damn. Day.
 
2020-08-12 6:26:34 PM  
I think my brain is bleeding...
 
2020-08-12 6:26:46 PM  
Sorry, my phone.
 
2020-08-12 6:26:46 PM  
Repeat of earlier speech, healthcare remotely good, school remotely bad
 
2020-08-12 6:26:48 PM  
the adlibs are nutso
 
2020-08-12 6:26:52 PM  

OldRod: I think my brain is bleeding...


It's okay, so is his
 
2020-08-12 6:26:53 PM  
Enough of this farking shiat.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:00 PM  
the kids in the basements on their computers don't have computers
 
2020-08-12 6:27:02 PM  
He's just reading cut and paste paragraphs from other peoples' position papers and occasionally riffing a bit.  He has no idea what he's saying some times.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:09 PM  
Telehealth works, but remote leaning doesn't?  the logic!
 
2020-08-12 6:27:15 PM  
Get the hook, this guy is done. Why on Earth do his enablers allow him to humiliate himself each day like this?
 
2020-08-12 6:27:15 PM  
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2020-08-12 6:27:19 PM  
Is that his phone?
 
2020-08-12 6:27:25 PM  
Did he just say they are very familiar with brain withering especially in politics.

LOL every statement an admission/confession.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:28 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Master salesman at the podium. His charisma is like bottled lightning.


his enthusiasm is infectious. I feel like ANYTHING is possible.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:34 PM  
125 million reusable masks to various school districts...

... in red states
 
2020-08-12 6:27:51 PM  
I'd answer that phone.  "No, you're not interrupting anything important, what's up?"
 
2020-08-12 6:27:59 PM  
Ok today I trust that a reporter WILL ASK WHY BARRON'S SCHOOL IS ONLY DOING TELE CLASSES.
 
2020-08-12 6:28:05 PM  
Running AC and fans helps spread it.
 
2020-08-12 6:28:08 PM  

Sergeant Angle: I'm recording this so if I have insominia, I'll just play this on a loop.


Have fun with the nightmares.
 
2020-08-12 6:28:23 PM  
the Skull day!
 
2020-08-12 6:28:28 PM  
Skull day?
 
2020-08-12 6:28:28 PM  

King Something: the kids in the basements on their computers don't have computers


Damn, we must take the computers from the kids that have them, and give them to the kids that don't!  Even if it's the same kid!
 
2020-08-12 6:28:29 PM  
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2020-08-12 6:28:30 PM  

undercurrent: Get the hook, this guy is done. Why on Earth do his enablers allow him to humiliate himself each day like this?


Bring on Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!
 
2020-08-12 6:28:37 PM  
Liberally post instructions is hilarious.
 
2020-08-12 6:28:38 PM  
Is there weird feedback now or is it my speakers, makes him sound metallic
 
2020-08-12 6:28:39 PM  
The slide didn't say China virus.

/surprised it didn't
 
2020-08-12 6:28:46 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Fay-tilities?

Phat-tiddies?


Fatellite of Love.
 
2020-08-12 6:28:55 PM  
Minimize large indoor gatherings... you mean like the classroom full of students?
 
2020-08-12 6:28:57 PM  
Amphetamines are a helluva drug, He's a picture perfect example of what 50 years on them or so will do to you.
 
2020-08-12 6:29:02 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Abox: Leader O'Cola: in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.

You're forgetting how stupid W was.  I know Trump make us long for almost anything else but go back and watch some videos of W in action...nobody makes him look like any kind of scholar.

"they lose 10,000 a year, I think he means on yearly basis... "


Nope.  Every year of schooling increases your yearly income 10%. Potentially.

But it's more about degrees.  https://www.bls.gov/emp/cha​rt-unemploy​ment-earnings-education.htm
 
2020-08-12 6:29:13 PM  
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2020-08-12 6:29:16 PM  
9. Wear gloves while clapping high-risk erasers.
 
2020-08-12 6:29:21 PM  
Use fans!  Blow that C-19 over the entire classroom!
 
2020-08-12 6:29:26 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Is there weird feedback now or is it my speakers, makes him sound metallic


Robo-Trump
 
2020-08-12 6:29:30 PM  
We're working on helping teachers with distance learning, 5 minutes after he just said distance learning doesn't work and rots their brains.
 
2020-08-12 6:29:32 PM  
Repeat yourself much?
 
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