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2020-08-12 6:21:38 PM  

No Line For Beer: Tell that to the parents of those children.


I'm sure The Lincoln Project is doing that commercial right now
 
2020-08-12 6:21:38 PM  

King Something: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION
There will be election fraud this year, it will be republicans solo and organized destroying and losing ballots.

We need election monitors

/says he's gonna protect Social Security


Sometimes to make an omelet you gotta throw it in the trash and give your rich friends a tax break
 
2020-08-12 6:21:49 PM  

King Something: soopey: What is the wrinkled tangerine going on about today?

Yes.


Thank you for confirming. Looks like he didn't get his daily dose of uppers before this briefing. His dentures are loose. Next up, "sniiiiiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff".
 
2020-08-12 6:21:52 PM  

Vacation Bible School: HallsOfMandos: Coach O?

Coach O.  Coacho. Coachamunga. Coachismo. Coachamany.


Coachella. Duh.
 
2020-08-12 6:21:53 PM  

Leader O'Cola: in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.


You're forgetting how stupid W was.  I know Trump make us long for almost anything else but go back and watch some videos of W in action...nobody makes him look like any kind of scholar.
 
2020-08-12 6:21:54 PM  
Following the child!
 
2020-08-12 6:21:58 PM  
He has essentially given this exact same speech for like at least the last 3 or 4 of these.  Isn't it illegal to do campaign stuff from the White House?
 
2020-08-12 6:22:01 PM  
He's giving money to kids?

That's not creepy at all!
 
2020-08-12 6:22:02 PM  
Ride the Covid bus?
 
2020-08-12 6:22:04 PM  

FormlessOne: Abox: Trump clearly thinks reading from a paper on the podium is better than a teleprompter.

Could be worse - could be an entire binder, tabbed by subject, full of pre-chewed bullshiat, as presented by Kayleigh "Binder Tab Barbie" McEnany...

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So are those prepared statements? Like that entire binder is a matrix to pull from?
"Ok, today's speech is going to be [HATE][CHINA][HATE][CDC][WINS][REOPEN]​[HEALTH][HATE][MASKS][RUSSIA]..." and they just run an algorithm that pulls from prewritten statements?
 
2020-08-12 6:22:12 PM  
stop following my child.
 
2020-08-12 6:22:12 PM  
Ghislane followed the child too
 
2020-08-12 6:22:20 PM  

Sergeant Angle: He's got nothing to campaign on.


Yeah, well, that's what happens when you coast in on the previous guy's fantastic achievements, and then drop all the balls when you encounter any hurdle, no matter how high.

Farking clownshoes, this guy.
 
2020-08-12 6:22:27 PM  
I hope a reporter asks about FATALITIES, and uses the word several times...
 
2020-08-12 6:22:27 PM  
Doing for a union
 
2020-08-12 6:22:27 PM  
Like in the earlier talkathon, he wants to give money to students' families and have them pay for their own schooling; also more union bashing
 
2020-08-12 6:22:31 PM  

Sergeant Angle: He's got nothing to campaign on.


racism.
 
2020-08-12 6:22:41 PM  

Calypsocookie: He's giving money to kids?

That's not creepy at all!


He has a windowless van that says "free money!" on the side
 
2020-08-12 6:22:52 PM  
Or if there's a pandemic going on.  That should also---wait, they're going to pay parents to send their children to school?  You know who also has a problem with this idea besides the Democrats?  Every actual Republican.
 
2020-08-12 6:22:53 PM  
This is so drunk grandpa today.
 
2020-08-12 6:22:58 PM  
He's got your back Betsie
 
2020-08-12 6:23:00 PM  
"we want to follow the child"

Dump talking to his limo driver after the Miss Teen USA pageant.
 
2020-08-12 6:23:01 PM  
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2020-08-12 6:23:01 PM  

Leader O'Cola: bobug: I'm watching the Biden/Harris recording, instead. Wow. I couldn't remember what it was like to listen to a politician speak and not want to break my monitor. Hell, I miss Snekretary, and you KNOW that was one rat bastard.

in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.

well, jokes on you, since my 401k is basically empty anyways.


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2020-08-12 6:23:17 PM  
How the fark can he call anyone sleepy. His speech pattern is melatonin.
 
2020-08-12 6:23:20 PM  
Oh, yeah... teachers just *love* you right now (eye roll)
 
2020-08-12 6:23:23 PM  

OldRod: Fatal titties?


Nothing wrong with fat lil titties.
 
2020-08-12 6:23:32 PM  
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2020-08-12 6:23:37 PM  

Abox: Leader O'Cola: in 2005 if you told me I'd see a president who made bush seem like a rhodes scholar I would have bet you my 401k.

You're forgetting how stupid W was.  I know Trump make us long for almost anything else but go back and watch some videos of W in action...nobody makes him look like any kind of scholar.


"they lose 10,000 a year, I think he means on yearly basis... "
 
2020-08-12 6:23:38 PM  

169th Cousin: Ride the Covid bus?


Tell Trump it's the Bang Bus.  He'll board it.
 
2020-08-12 6:23:43 PM  
What about the lasting damage of people dying from covid they caught at the school you dumb fark?
 
2020-08-12 6:23:44 PM  
Right now, I have to watch my kid's high school graduation because we are not allowed to attend due to COVID.  If I had an opportunity to personally kick Donald Trump in the balls I would immediately do so.  I hold that asshole personally responsible for farking up my child's year and start at adult life.
 
2020-08-12 6:23:50 PM  
He has no idea what he's saying
 
2020-08-12 6:24:02 PM  
Hey, I didn't gain $10,000 every year I was in school...
 
2020-08-12 6:24:04 PM  
he's playing with his lapel again. is that OAN's cue?
 
2020-08-12 6:24:07 PM  
I'm recording this so if I have insominia, I'll just play this on a loop.
 
2020-08-12 6:24:14 PM  
No, he mentioned 10% of every year, you dolt
 
2020-08-12 6:24:18 PM  
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2020-08-12 6:24:20 PM  
Harvard loses $10,000, he thinks for a year, and then suddenly every year they gain $10,000? Oh my farking God
 
2020-08-12 6:24:33 PM  
So, his plan for public education is to take the money from the schools and give it to parents. How is this going to work? Are parents supposed to ad-hoc a school together?
 
2020-08-12 6:24:42 PM  

cooldaddygroove: He has no idea what he's saying


Good, neither do we!
 
2020-08-12 6:24:42 PM  
The Doctures
 
2020-08-12 6:24:53 PM  
"your brain starts to wither away. we have a lot of experience with that"
 
2020-08-12 6:24:54 PM  
Doxers?
 
2020-08-12 6:25:00 PM  

fluffy_pope: he's playing with his lapel again. is that OAN's cue?


It's a clue that he's too fat for his suit
 
2020-08-12 6:25:06 PM  
Who, amongst us, hasn't had suicidal thoughts with trump in office?
 
2020-08-12 6:25:07 PM  
Don't worry; Morale will improve after november 3rd, when we flush that turd.
 
2020-08-12 6:25:08 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: How the fark can he call anyone sleepy. His speech pattern is melatonin.


Trump sounds like he's been drinking Ben Carson's blood.
 
2020-08-12 6:25:09 PM  
Hey Trump, isn't your own kid doing online learning for at least this semester?
 
2020-08-12 6:25:19 PM  
MSNBC just has the Biden presser on infinite loop.
 
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