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(The Hill)   Trump presser: The beatings will continue   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 6:13:55 PM  

The Iconoclast: SpecialSnowFlake: Compare this "speech" to Unca Joe's or Kamala's from a few minutes ago.

Trump sounds like a five year-old.


A five year-old on Ritalin
 
2020-08-12 6:13:58 PM  
He is making up money now.
 
2020-08-12 6:14:08 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION
There will be election fraud this year, it will be republicans solo and organized destroying and losing ballots.


We need election monitors

/says he's gonna protect Social Security
 
2020-08-12 6:14:19 PM  
He'll tell us how it won't hurt social security in two weeks
 
2020-08-12 6:14:22 PM  
SHOSHALSHECURETY
 
2020-08-12 6:14:26 PM  
Dump: *this rambling nonsense*

Bartender: "That's it, sir; you're cut off. And I'm gonna need to hold onto your car keys until the cab you call gets here."
 
2020-08-12 6:14:27 PM  
stock crash will kill social security.....
Ok?
 
2020-08-12 6:14:29 PM  
Then don't call it a deferment. Forgive it now you asshole.
 
2020-08-12 6:14:39 PM  
Right wing malfeasance already caused the crash thanks to you, you human shiat-golem.
 
2020-08-12 6:14:41 PM  

King Something: Leader O'Cola: "21 different names" ?
wtf

Corona Virus, and twenty anti-Chinese racial and ethnic slurs


well sure, but are there really 20 such things? I guess there are.....maybe I'm glad I don't know them all
 
2020-08-12 6:14:43 PM  
"the likes of which you've never seen"
 
2020-08-12 6:14:46 PM  
Anyone else feel the the press pool will fail us again today and ask softballs only?

 
2020-08-12 6:14:53 PM  
Dogs and cats living together!
 
2020-08-12 6:14:57 PM  
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He looks like baked shiat.
And his hyperbole isn't even believable for him. Triple your taxes. OK gramps.
 
2020-08-12 6:15:04 PM  

Rann Xerox: fluffy_pope: this is the Lincoln Project's best one yet.

The Lincoln Project won't have to do any videos for a week.


Sarah Cooper should do these in real time.
 
2020-08-12 6:15:14 PM  
Trump clearly thinks reading from a paper on the podium is better than a teleprompter.
 
2020-08-12 6:15:25 PM  

King Something: "the likes of which you've never seen"


I can't wait to never hear that phrase again
 
2020-08-12 6:15:33 PM  
He knows he needs to pander to anyone to try to make it close to Biden in November.  Hint: He won't come through with any of his promises.
 
2020-08-12 6:15:33 PM  
The stock market will crash and you'll lose your social security? They're not stock investments homie, no matter how much the GOP keeps trying to make that happen.

Terminate the tax for Medicare and Social Security you terminate those programs.
 
2020-08-12 6:15:38 PM  
{gutting payroll tax}  will send $5000 to each family?

isn't median household income only $50k, not 80k?
 
2020-08-12 6:15:45 PM  

The Iconoclast: SpecialSnowFlake: Compare this "speech" to Unca Joe's or Kamala's from a few minutes ago.

Trump sounds like a five year-old.


Reading a tenth graders book report.
 
2020-08-12 6:15:48 PM  
Wuh? "They can't go to college."  Add student loans to the list of things that he doesn't understand.
 
2020-08-12 6:16:04 PM  

brigid_fitch: WTF is this $25 he's going on about?


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2020-08-12 6:16:12 PM  

mdarius: Aneurysm!

Aneurysm!

Aneurysm!


If only the press corps would start us off with that cheer...
 
2020-08-12 6:16:17 PM  
Claiming he'll get rid of payroll taxes if reelected
 
2020-08-12 6:16:19 PM  
So this counts as a campaign rally, correct?
 
2020-08-12 6:16:30 PM  

Abox: Trump clearly thinks reading from a paper on the podium is better than a teleprompter.


He probably can't see the teleprompter
 
2020-08-12 6:16:34 PM  
He just said if he gets elected he's de-funding social security.
 
2020-08-12 6:16:38 PM  
Terminating the payroll tax!  How are you going to pay for that one?  Buy a bigger money printer?  How long do you think that can be sustained?
 
2020-08-12 6:16:40 PM  
I bet he won't take any real questions today.
 
2020-08-12 6:16:42 PM  
That's great, Donnie.  Now do your "plasma" sketch.
 
2020-08-12 6:16:48 PM  
terminating the payroll tax? bold.
 
2020-08-12 6:16:49 PM  
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2020-08-12 6:16:56 PM  
he misread completing/competing now he's on a rant
 
2020-08-12 6:16:59 PM  
I'm watching the Biden/Harris recording, instead. Wow. I couldn't remember what it was like to listen to a politician speak and not want to break my monitor. Hell, I miss Snekretary, and you KNOW that was one rat bastard.
 
2020-08-12 6:17:01 PM  
coach called coacho
 
2020-08-12 6:17:01 PM  
"Mr President, explain what the payroll tax is and what it does. Show your work for the rest of the class. Here's a sharpie."
 
2020-08-12 6:17:05 PM  
lol he read completing as competition and now is some weird word spiral to cover it
 
2020-08-12 6:17:09 PM  

King Something: Claiming he'll get rid of payroll taxes if reelected


"Vote for me, I'll destroy Social Security!"
 
2020-08-12 6:17:17 PM  
FOOTBALL!!!
 
2020-08-12 6:17:19 PM  
This is at least the third time he has said student loans should be deferred because it's "not their fault" they can't go to college because they're closed. Apparently he's never had to take out a loan for college for his kids or he'd know the payments aren't due until you graduate.
 
2020-08-12 6:17:22 PM  

Captain_Max_Radius: He just said if he gets elected he's de-funding social security.


Someone needs to call him out on that.
 
2020-08-12 6:17:33 PM  
What's Trevor's last name you moron!
 
2020-08-12 6:17:38 PM  
SHOUT OUT TO TREV!
 
2020-08-12 6:17:40 PM  
Coach O?
 
2020-08-12 6:17:48 PM  
Coach called coacho i got this too ....WTF
 
2020-08-12 6:17:48 PM  
"coach called... coach o"


he's totally lost
 
2020-08-12 6:17:50 PM  
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Football!
Go play football!
Trevor... and a lotta great...
Players.
Coach called.
Fantastic.

WOw Sarah whats her face has this one sewn up for a bit holy fark.
 
2020-08-12 6:17:56 PM  

Rann Xerox: That's great, Donnie.  Now do your "plasma" sketch.


Plaaaaausmahhh
 
2020-08-12 6:18:12 PM  
Stand and repeck are anthem/flag
 
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