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2020-08-12 6:09:50 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Sorry I am late, I was buying a car.
What the fark is going on now?


10 minutes of incoherent rambling so far
 
2020-08-12 6:09:50 PM  
The timing is very bad.  We just saw Mr. Biden and Ms. Harris......and now this shambolic display.

Car Salesperson:  Here's a Trans-Am all ready to go.  It's got a few miles on 'er but in good shape. Ah, I also do have a junker Lada over here....noisy, won't start most days, lots of smoke.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:00 PM  
THE PRESS POOL NEEDS TO CALL HIM ON THIS BULLshiat


Oh God, hes doing all of his greatest hits.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:05 PM  
"Voter frog"?
 
2020-08-12 6:10:05 PM  
I hate when he gets all condescendingly whispery.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:15 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Sorry I am late, I was buying a car.
What the fark is going on now?


A whine fountain. A whine supervolcano that just won't stop erupting.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:24 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Sorry I am late, I was buying a car.
What the fark is going on now?


Trump is reading Stephen Miller's book report
 
2020-08-12 6:10:30 PM  
You're literally saying you're the one holding up the money chucklefark
 
2020-08-12 6:10:35 PM  
LOL, "How are they going to do it if they don't have the money to do it?"

I dare you to give them the money!
 
2020-08-12 6:10:36 PM  
So if they don't have the money to do it and you still get beat what is the excuse?
 
2020-08-12 6:10:44 PM  
He's really slurring and his face is asymmetrical. More so than usual.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:45 PM  
"nancy and chuck"
 
2020-08-12 6:10:49 PM  
*tunes in, tunes out less than 60 seconds later*

God bless yinz listening to this crap, I'll get the Cliff notes without the whine later.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:51 PM  
Again, it's sitting on Mitch's desk.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:53 PM  

No Line For Beer: Markoff_Cheney: Sorry I am late, I was buying a car.
What the fark is going on now?

His greatest hits, but with charts.


OldRod: Markoff_Cheney: Sorry I am late, I was buying a car.
What the fark is going on now?

10 minutes of incoherent rambling so far


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2020-08-12 6:10:55 PM  
Compare this "speech" to Unca Joe's or Kamala's from a few minutes ago.
 
2020-08-12 6:10:56 PM  
$400 isn't going to help one bit.
 
2020-08-12 6:11:07 PM  
WTF is this $25 he's going on about?
 
2020-08-12 6:11:09 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Markoff_Cheney: Sorry I am late, I was buying a car.
What the fark is going on now?

A whine fountain. A whine supervolcano that just won't stop erupting.


Mt. Whine
 
2020-08-12 6:11:15 PM  
ASK HIM REAL ADULT QUESTIONS! 

CALL HIM ON THIS shiat!
 
2020-08-12 6:11:33 PM  
What in the blue fark is the $25 bucks about
 
2020-08-12 6:11:36 PM  
He's sounding like he's going to pass out sometime soon.
 
2020-08-12 6:11:37 PM  

lindalouwho: *tunes in, tunes out less than 60 seconds later*

God bless yinz listening to this crap, I'll get the Cliff notes without the whine later.


Less a whine, more a wheeze today.
 
2020-08-12 6:11:37 PM  

fluffy_pope: this is the Lincoln Project's best one yet.


The Lincoln Project won't have to do any videos for a week.
 
2020-08-12 6:11:42 PM  
"21 different names" ?
wtf
 
2020-08-12 6:11:43 PM  
He sounds more like my cousin Vinny than usual.
 
2020-08-12 6:11:50 PM  
Gawd, he's the rambling drunk at the end of the bar.
 
2020-08-12 6:11:51 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Compare this "speech" to Unca Joe's or Kamala's from a few minutes ago.


There is no comparison... that's like comparing a Hattori Hanso sword to every other sword ever made
 
2020-08-12 6:11:52 PM  
Sleepy Joe, says the guy who is falling asleep mid-sentence
 
2020-08-12 6:11:57 PM  
JFC the baby and his nicknames
 
2020-08-12 6:12:01 PM  
Which "Problem"? SARS?
 
2020-08-12 6:12:03 PM  

BradysBalls: [i.imgflip.com image 500x677]


Black people are all male?
 
2020-08-12 6:12:25 PM  
His EO on evictions does jack shiat
 
2020-08-12 6:12:31 PM  

Leader O'Cola: "21 different names" ?
wtf


Corona Virus, and twenty anti-Chinese racial and ethnic slurs
 
2020-08-12 6:12:35 PM  
Yeah, Steve, make sure of that!
 
2020-08-12 6:12:37 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: What in the blue fark is the $25 bucks about


It's the amount he won with his first draft pick.
 
2020-08-12 6:12:37 PM  
"I am protecting people from evictions."

No you are not, you lying f*ck.
 
2020-08-12 6:12:45 PM  
What a farking failure of a human being.
 
2020-08-12 6:12:51 PM  
"It came out of China and THEY should have stopped it. We were powerless to do anything. We couldn't do anything at all. Anything at all."
 
2020-08-12 6:12:52 PM  
Let's kill Social Security!
 
2020-08-12 6:12:55 PM  
Payroll tax holiday lol
 
2020-08-12 6:12:56 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Compare this "speech" to Unca Joe's or Kamala's from a few minutes ago.


Trump sounds like a five year-old.
 
2020-08-12 6:13:12 PM  
At question time the press had better lead with the same question that made him storm off last time.
 
2020-08-12 6:13:18 PM  
No, the Dems didn't want to do a payroll tax cut because they didn't want to gut Social Security!
 
2020-08-12 6:13:27 PM  

Sergeant Angle: Larry...where did you get those numbers???  Those are huge numbers....massive numbers...


On today's episode of Mirror Universe Sesame Street...
 
2020-08-12 6:13:35 PM  
"that money will come from the general fund"

w.t.f.
 
2020-08-12 6:13:39 PM  

brigid_fitch: WTF is this $25 he's going on about?


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2020-08-12 6:13:43 PM  
I've seen friends flat out plastered, falling down drunk sound more coherent than him.
 
2020-08-12 6:13:46 PM  
Nobody wants to see sad 4th grade graphs and charts like that
 
2020-08-12 6:13:51 PM  
Payroll tax pays for Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid, dumbarse.
 
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