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(The Hill)   Trump presser: The beatings will continue   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 6:05:14 PM  
Attacking Schumer and Pelosi
 
2020-08-12 6:05:21 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Is it me, or does he sound like he's really having trouble breathing?


Yup. I speak in public for a living. If he sounds that bad you know he's actually feeling worse or is high as fark.
 
2020-08-12 6:05:29 PM  
Fark off with the Carolyn Maloney BS!
 
2020-08-12 6:05:44 PM  
Ballot fraud lol
 
2020-08-12 6:05:44 PM  
lol he's already trying to overturn elections
 
2020-08-12 6:05:45 PM  
Christ, Dumpy barely knows where he is right now. Sleepy Joe indeed...
 
2020-08-12 6:05:51 PM  
He's meandering.  Mini stroke is coming.
 
2020-08-12 6:05:52 PM  
Hurry up and die so I can shiat on your grave you lying farking garbage. Humanity will be better off when we bulldoze everything right wingers love.
 
2020-08-12 6:05:59 PM  
After just listening to Biden and Harris speak... this is completely painful to watch
 
2020-08-12 6:06:11 PM  

fluffy_pope: "I didn't print those charts."
no kidding?


Check the President's schedule for a Kinkos run this afternoon.
 
2020-08-12 6:06:23 PM  
Who did the cat vote for?
 
2020-08-12 6:06:28 PM  
go on ahead and cry, big fella. you'll feel better.
 
2020-08-12 6:06:40 PM  

neongoats: Hurry up and die so I can shiat on your grave you lying farking garbage. Humanity will be better off when we bulldoze everything right wingers love.


We need to bulldoze the right wingers into the ground.
 
2020-08-12 6:06:43 PM  
"MR President, do you understand the difference between an APPLICATION for a ballot and the ballot itself? Show your work."
 
2020-08-12 6:06:45 PM  
wow

ballots sent to 3 dogs and 1 cat
such error
very fraud
wow
 
2020-08-12 6:06:48 PM  
Rusher Rusher Rusher
 
2020-08-12 6:06:50 PM  

Sergeant Angle: He's meandering.  Mini stroke is coming.


I would give anything to watch him stroke out on live TV
 
2020-08-12 6:06:50 PM  
He's lost
 
2020-08-12 6:07:00 PM  
"These are numbers nobody's seen ... because we totally made this crap up a few minutes ago."
 
2020-08-12 6:07:01 PM  

stoli n coke: urethra_franklin: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.

LOL, maybe he thinks he's Axl Rose

Doubtful. Axl actually hooked up with the lingerie models Two Scoops was trying to nail.

That's the best thing 80s rock stars can do to sink Two Scoops. Don't weigh in with personal politics. Instead, tell the world about Trump's embarrassing stint as a Hollywood party crasher.


Oh, yeah... We should start a collection to purchase some cameos of 80s/90s celebs to dish about all the actresses, models, etc. they stole out of Donald's tiny grasp.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:10 PM  
Man, they drugged the shiat out of him to get him out here today.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:12 PM  
Russia Russia Russia

Also China and Iran
 
2020-08-12 6:07:17 PM  
Hey, here's an idea... why don't you do something to STOP the interference, if you're so worried about it!
 
2020-08-12 6:07:22 PM  
Hey Trump, if you know that dogs and cats got it, that means it was a mistake that was caught. You're proving the system works.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:26 PM  
Aneurysm!

Aneurysm!

Aneurysm!
 
2020-08-12 6:07:41 PM  
This type of speech is normal......for a retirement home.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:42 PM  
Nothing says STRONG PRESIDENT like the reflexive need to hold a press conference every time your challenger gets even a little press.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:43 PM  
Cripes, these pauses are getting longer and longer.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:47 PM  

Sergeant Angle: He's meandering.  Mini stroke is coming.


Did somebody spray that column with WD-40 so that when the Hate Yam grabs it on his way out, he slips and falls?
 
2020-08-12 6:07:47 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Sergeant Angle: He's meandering.  Mini stroke is coming.

I would give anything to watch him stroke out on live TV


Put it on Pay Per View and fund this stimulus we're not getting at the same time.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:49 PM  
I found the way Dumpy just said "goin' a little bit craaazy" to be genuinely unsettling.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:50 PM  
So Russia, China, AND Iran are coordinating with the Trump campaign.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:56 PM  
he's hoping for another shooting on the WH lawn.
 
2020-08-12 6:07:57 PM  
EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION

There will be election fraud this year, it will be republicans solo and organized destroying and losing ballots.

 
2020-08-12 6:08:07 PM  
Ballots sent out at random.
 
2020-08-12 6:08:17 PM  
OK, do it for less, asshole!  Secure the elections for less than $3.5 billion... I dare you!
 
2020-08-12 6:08:26 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Sergeant Angle: He's meandering.  Mini stroke is coming.

I would give anything to watch him stroke out on live TV


Did you ever consider that you've never seen him not having a stroke?
 
2020-08-12 6:08:32 PM  
The farking post office is not supposed to turn a profit you fat orange fark.
 
2020-08-12 6:08:42 PM  
What a blithering farking moron. It's like listening to microsoft reader read a fark right winger post at the slowest pace. "sleepy joe" indeed.

Would you work for a boss that sounded like this farking moron? Jesus farking christ he's an incoherent moron.
 
2020-08-12 6:08:46 PM  
Wow!!! He's getting better with that Sharpie!!!
 
2020-08-12 6:08:57 PM  
Note to self, add Radical Left space.
 
2020-08-12 6:09:01 PM  
The House already passed their bill, asshole!  Talk to the Turtle
 
2020-08-12 6:09:02 PM  
Numbers repeat big numbers.
 
2020-08-12 6:09:08 PM  
Sorry I am late, I was buying a car.
What the fark is going on now?
 
2020-08-12 6:09:16 PM  

FreakyBunny: fluffy_pope: "I didn't print those charts."
no kidding?

Check the President's schedule for a Kinkos run this afternoon.


Trump does those runs without Jeffrey Epstein now.
 
2020-08-12 6:09:16 PM  
this is the Lincoln Project's best one yet.
 
2020-08-12 6:09:23 PM  
The adderall is working triple time today.
 
2020-08-12 6:09:30 PM  

HallsOfMandos: The farking post office is not supposed to turn a profit you fat orange fark.


Yeah, Donnie, that's why it's called the "Postal SERVICE" :)
 
2020-08-12 6:09:43 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Sorry I am late, I was buying a car.
What the fark is going on now?


His greatest hits, but with charts.
 
2020-08-12 6:09:45 PM  
rigged election

and spying on his campaign
 
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