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2020-08-12 5:59:53 PM  

OldRod: FAKE!  Too coherent...


OK, here's the real thing:

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I will write some great placeholder text - and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me - and I'll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website's Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words. I write the best placeholder text, and I'm the biggest developer on the web by far... While that's mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different?

When other websites give you text, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending words that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing mistakes. They're bringing misspellings. They're typists... And some, I assume, are good words. Lorem Ipsum's father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald's being, you know, shot. It's about making placeholder text great again. That's what people want, they want placeholder text to be great again. If Trump Ipsum weren't my own words, perhaps I'd be dating it.

Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes! I was going to say something extremely rough to Lorem Ipsum, to its family, and I said to myself, "I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's inappropriate. It's not nice." The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

He's not a word hero. He's a word hero because he was captured. I like text that wasn't captured. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's placeholder text is a fraud. My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. We are going to make placeholder text great again. Greater than ever before.

Lorem Ipsum better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press! Lorem Ipsum is FAKE TEXT! I'm the best thing that ever happened to placeholder text. When other websites give you text, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending words that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing mistakes. They're bringing misspellings. They're typists... And some, I assume, are good words.

An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. My placeholder text, I think, is going to end up being very good with women. When other websites give you text, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending words that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing mistakes. They're bringing misspellings. They're typists... And some, I assume, are good words.

Lorem Ipsum is the single greatest threat. We are not - we are not keeping up with other websites. We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them.

I write the best placeholder text, and I'm the biggest developer on the web by far... While that's mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different? Some people have an ability to write placeholder text... It's an art you're basically born with. You either have it or you don't. I know words. I have the best words. Lorem Ipsum best not make any more threats to your website. It will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. You're disgusting.
 
2020-08-12 5:59:55 PM  
"Mr President? Can you explain why you continue to conflate the Stock Market with the national economy and show your work why you think they are the same??
 
2020-08-12 6:00:08 PM  
New judges

Justice Garland frowns upon McConnell's shenanigans
 
2020-08-12 6:00:10 PM  
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2020-08-12 6:00:11 PM  

King Something: We're apparently doing better than Europe


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2020-08-12 6:00:11 PM  
I won't be watching the shiat stain
 
2020-08-12 6:00:13 PM  
# of judges appointed... speaking to the base ....
 
2020-08-12 6:00:16 PM  
How many times will he call OANN todies and not the real journalists?
 
2020-08-12 6:00:20 PM  
Europe sucks!  Now I'm gonna ramble about judges!
 
2020-08-12 6:00:22 PM  
Over 300 judges!  And almost 10 of them are qualified!
 
2020-08-12 6:01:05 PM  
STONKS

We're beating our competitors

Because the US can't win unless everyone else loses
 
2020-08-12 6:01:08 PM  
Thank God we beat that virus.
 
2020-08-12 6:01:21 PM  
Someone call him out on this bullshiate.
 
2020-08-12 6:01:32 PM  
Our economy has contracted less than any other country, despite the fact that we've done more testing?

Wut??  Those two things aren't even related!
 
2020-08-12 6:01:37 PM  
25% of the COVID deaths and but the stonks are ok
 
2020-08-12 6:01:39 PM  
Anyone have a youtube link that's not Fox?
 
2020-08-12 6:01:45 PM  

Sergeant Angle: How many times will he call OANN todies and not the real journalists?


Is that "toadies" or "toddies"? I mean, both are insulting, but they go in different directions.
 
2020-08-12 6:01:52 PM  
The other story that graph tells us is that the market must have really tanked to get a 50% rebound.
 
2020-08-12 6:02:00 PM  
LOL, "If you want to leave the room early to report that..."
 
2020-08-12 6:02:02 PM  

Sergeant Angle: How many times will he call OANN todies and not the real journalists?


Yes.
 
2020-08-12 6:02:08 PM  
That housing chart looks like BS
 
2020-08-12 6:02:15 PM  
even his contractions are shallow.
 
2020-08-12 6:02:19 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: 25% of the COVID deaths and but the stonks are ok


But all the tests!
 
2020-08-12 6:02:21 PM  
So.  70 homes built in the US this month?
 
2020-08-12 6:02:24 PM  

SoCalChris: Anyone have a youtube link that's not Fox?


Doubtful. Most of the other networks don't bother showing this life. PBS was providing live links for previous "press conferences" - I'd try there.
 
2020-08-12 6:02:26 PM  
He sounds tired. Doesn't he sound tired?
 
2020-08-12 6:02:34 PM  

King Something: We're apparently doing better than Europe


Unless he means the band he's pooped his diaper again.  The only things the U.S. does better than Europe are eat fast food, blow up foreigners with drone strikes, and abuse our poor and/or minorities.
 
2020-08-12 6:02:35 PM  

Sergeant Angle: Someone call him out on this bullshiate.


Do you think the press will ask real questions today
 
2020-08-12 6:02:36 PM  
 
2020-08-12 6:02:38 PM  
CNN and MSNBC are not covering Trumps conference...  HA
 
2020-08-12 6:02:40 PM  

OldRod: Our economy has contracted less than any other country, despite the fact that we've done more testing?

Wut??  Those two things aren't even related!



reporters should call him out
"if testing boosts the economy, why don't you want more of it "

but they aren't that smart.
 
2020-08-12 6:02:59 PM  
Many new homes being built.

Because, you know, people who can't work can buy new houses by the dozen
 
2020-08-12 6:03:16 PM  

SoCalChris: Anyone have a youtube link that's not Fox?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kso8p​P​Puc6E

White House feed.
 
2020-08-12 6:03:17 PM  
Because they are BS numbers
 
2020-08-12 6:03:18 PM  
Is it me, or does he sound like he's really having trouble breathing?
 
2020-08-12 6:03:24 PM  
"These are numbers that I totally made up!"
 
2020-08-12 6:03:32 PM  

SoCalChris: Anyone have a youtube link that's not Fox?


The White House
 
2020-08-12 6:03:36 PM  
Is this happening? or just a rerun.  Fake news.
 
2020-08-12 6:03:43 PM  
These numbers have no meaning without any type of info what the indicator means.
 
2020-08-12 6:03:44 PM  
Do these graphs seem, like... super simplified and vague?
 
2020-08-12 6:03:49 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: He sounds tired. Doesn't he sound tired?


Tired. Drunk on nyquil. Sedated. "Oh God, I did one of these yesterday. Why do I need to do another?"
 
2020-08-12 6:03:53 PM  
9 million jobs, 12 million more than predicted.

Ok
 
2020-08-12 6:03:57 PM  

FormlessOne: SoCalChris: Anyone have a youtube link that's not Fox?

Doubtful. Most of the other networks don't bother showing this life. PBS was providing live links for previous "press conferences" - I'd try there.


Found a Yahoo Finance link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvvto​u​71074
 
2020-08-12 6:04:01 PM  

Snapper Carr: What are the odds that Trump drops an "N" bomb at some point during a press conference in the next few months?


I bet Biden does it before Trump.  Trump would say something like 'African American...I have to say African American.  You know what I mean but I can't say it, the fake news will get mad'.  Biden would just trip over himself trying to sound folksy and blurt it out.
 
2020-08-12 6:04:08 PM  
There is no way we have more jobs now than in 2019!
 
2020-08-12 6:04:28 PM  
None of these graphs are flattering.
 
2020-08-12 6:04:50 PM  
"Where did you get these charts?"

Nobody knows... they just showed up here one day
 
2020-08-12 6:04:56 PM  
"We took those numbers from somebody..."
 
2020-08-12 6:04:57 PM  
Larry...where did you get those numbers???  Those are huge numbers....massive numbers...
 
2020-08-12 6:04:58 PM  
"I didn't print those charts."
no kidding?
 
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