VanillaEnvelope: Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?
Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.
urethra_franklin: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.LOL, maybe he thinks he's Axl Rose
BeansNfranks: If this is a fake virus that kills hardly anyone, why the hell do they have a daily presser? A task force?
OldRod: Why do they have a task force briefing with no task force present?
OldRod: BeansNfranks: If this is a fake virus that kills hardly anyone, why the hell do they have a daily presser? A task force?Why do they have a task force briefing with no task force present?
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Smelly Pirate Hooker: FTFA: President Trump is slated to hold a press briefing Wednesday afternoon to give updates on the administration's response to the coronavirus pandemic and other issues.TRUMP: Yes, we continue to do well, really well, the best ever, really, and if you hear different it's fake news. The fake news just wants to make me look bad, it's all a hoax and I'm not responsible for the hoax, Hillary Clinton should really be in prison, her emails and Kampala isn't a real American, we still haven't seen her birth certificate and Sleepy Joe can barely walk, if he had a brain test, he'd cry for his mother, I mean, really, it's so obvious that he is a loser and children are practically immune, so we should be opening the schools, not my fault, the fake states are the ones to blame, why can't we have football now, it's a shame, really, that's not American, it's the liberal agenda that keeps all the good things from happening, not my fault, Kuala Lumpur was really nasty to Kavawhatever, she's a nasty woman, like all the liberals, Nancy is mean to me, it's really terrible how mean she is, the Democrat hoax continues because you know they want me to fail, things are going really great but the fake media won't tell you that all they ever do is criticize. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Even it means me taking a chubby... I will suck it up. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work...my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Chickens don't clap! Uncle Gob... was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. What's up, fizz-ellas. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't ...
AngryTeacher: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.It's a classic 1980s power move. You make them wait. Show them your time is more important than their time.Unfortunately for Trump, it's 2020. Being late just shows you are a rude and inconsiderate jackass.
OldRod: VanillaEnvelope: Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?"Well, some people are saying that, I'll get back to you on it in two weeks"
emersonbiggins: I hope they let him do these in prison, too. If nothing else, it will be entertaining to see him try to duck a flying shiv every so often.
Gyrfalcon: I take it he hasn't started yet.
Outshined_One: OldRod: VanillaEnvelope: Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?"Well, some people are saying that, I'll get back to you on it in two weeks"He'll convene a task force that'll turn up things you won't believe while on a three month taxpayer funded fact-finding mission to Hawaii.
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