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2020-08-12 5:34:36 PM  
Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.
 
2020-08-12 5:34:43 PM  
Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?
 
2020-08-12 5:34:52 PM  
Clearly, he's beating the wrong people... Maybe he should start with his kids and son in law.
 
2020-08-12 5:35:13 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:35:32 PM  

VanillaEnvelope: Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?


He saves that for his wife, who delivers it without a whit of irony.
 
2020-08-12 5:35:38 PM  

Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.


LOL, maybe he thinks he's Axl Rose
 
2020-08-12 5:35:40 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:36:19 PM  
What are the odds that Trump drops an "N" bomb at some point during a press conference in the next few months?
 
2020-08-12 5:36:46 PM  
How bad will he screw up trying to say Harris?
 
2020-08-12 5:37:41 PM  
https://www.c-span.org/video/?474761-1​/president-trump-holds-coronavirus-bri​efing&live
 
2020-08-12 5:37:43 PM  
I'm just strongly assuming that Trump is right behind that door shiatting himself at the idea of following Kamala.
 
2020-08-12 5:39:03 PM  

Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.


It's a classic 1980s power move.  You make them wait.  Show them your time is more important than their time.

Unfortunately for Trump, it's 2020. Being late just shows you are a rude and inconsiderate jackass.
 
2020-08-12 5:39:05 PM  

VanillaEnvelope: Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?


"Well, some people are saying that, I'll get back to you on it in two weeks"
 
2020-08-12 5:39:37 PM  

urethra_franklin: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.

LOL, maybe he thinks he's Axl Rose


Doubtful. Axl actually hooked up with the lingerie models Two Scoops was trying to nail.

That's the best thing 80s rock stars can do to sink Two Scoops. Don't weigh in with personal politics. Instead, tell the world about Trump's embarrassing stint as a Hollywood party crasher.
 
2020-08-12 5:40:09 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:41:36 PM  
If this is a fake virus that kills hardly anyone, why the hell do they have a daily presser? A task force?
 
2020-08-12 5:42:16 PM  
 
2020-08-12 5:46:25 PM  

BeansNfranks: If this is a fake virus that kills hardly anyone, why the hell do they have a daily presser? A task force?


Why do they have a task force briefing with no task force present?
 
2020-08-12 5:48:07 PM  

OldRod: Why do they have a task force briefing with no task force present?


To keep the task force numbers down.
 
2020-08-12 5:49:00 PM  

OldRod: BeansNfranks: If this is a fake virus that kills hardly anyone, why the hell do they have a daily presser? A task force?

Why do they have a task force briefing with no task force present?


It's a substitute for a campaign rally; nothing to do with the pandemic.

We will get to hear his nickname for KH though.
 
2020-08-12 5:49:03 PM  
I'm going to miss these little get-togethers, not in the least.
 
2020-08-12 5:50:25 PM  
FTFA: President Trump is slated to hold a press briefing Wednesday afternoon to give updates on the administration's response to the coronavirus pandemic and other issues.

TRUMP: Yes, we continue to do well, really well, the best ever, really, and if you hear different it's fake news. The fake news just wants to make me look bad, it's all a hoax and I'm not responsible for the hoax, Hillary Clinton should really be in prison, her emails and Kampala isn't a real American, we still haven't seen her birth certificate and Sleepy Joe can barely walk, if he had a brain test, he'd cry for his mother, I mean, really, it's so obvious that he is a loser and children are practically immune, so we should be opening the schools, not my fault, the fake states are the ones to blame, why can't we have football now, it's a shame, really, that's not American, it's the liberal agenda that keeps all the good things from happening, not my fault, Kuala Lumpur was really nasty to Kavawhatever, she's a nasty woman, like all the liberals, Nancy is mean to me, it's really terrible how mean she is, the Democrat hoax continues because you know they want me to fail, things are going really great but the fake media won't tell you that all they ever do is criticize. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Even it means me taking a chubby... I will suck it up. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work...my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Chickens don't clap! Uncle Gob... was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. What's up, fizz-ellas. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Popcorn shrimp... with club sauce. That's my son, you pothead! He... she... what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Don't ask "Can I"... ask "I Can!" Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Hair up, glasses off. Hair up, glasses off. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Mission Accomplished. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Fried cheese... with club sauce. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Fried cheese... with club sauce. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Popcorn shrimp... with club sauce. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Pound is tic-tac-toe right?
 
2020-08-12 5:51:07 PM  

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2020-08-12 5:51:34 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: FTFA: President Trump is slated to hold a press briefing Wednesday afternoon to give updates on the administration's response to the coronavirus pandemic and other issues.

TRUMP: Yes, we continue to do well, really well, the best ever, really, and if you hear different it's fake news. The fake news just wants to make me look bad, it's all a hoax and I'm not responsible for the hoax, Hillary Clinton should really be in prison, her emails and Kampala isn't a real American, we still haven't seen her birth certificate and Sleepy Joe can barely walk, if he had a brain test, he'd cry for his mother, I mean, really, it's so obvious that he is a loser and children are practically immune, so we should be opening the schools, not my fault, the fake states are the ones to blame, why can't we have football now, it's a shame, really, that's not American, it's the liberal agenda that keeps all the good things from happening, not my fault, Kuala Lumpur was really nasty to Kavawhatever, she's a nasty woman, like all the liberals, Nancy is mean to me, it's really terrible how mean she is, the Democrat hoax continues because you know they want me to fail, things are going really great but the fake media won't tell you that all they ever do is criticize. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Even it means me taking a chubby... I will suck it up. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work...my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Chickens don't clap! Uncle Gob... was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. What's up, fizz-ellas. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't ...


FAKE!  Too coherent...
 
2020-08-12 5:51:57 PM  
I hope they let him do these in prison, too.  If nothing else, it will be entertaining to see him try to duck a flying shiv every so often.
 
2020-08-12 5:53:47 PM  

AngryTeacher: Leishu: Trump being late (again) right after Biden/Harris are punctual and badass is a weak look.

It's a classic 1980s power move.  You make them wait.  Show them your time is more important than their time.

Unfortunately for Trump, it's 2020. Being late just shows you are a rude and inconsiderate jackass.


The press needs to call his bluff and pack up once he is 5 minutes late.
 
2020-08-12 5:53:50 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:53:55 PM  

OldRod: BeansNfranks: If this is a fake virus that kills hardly anyone, why the hell do they have a daily presser? A task force?

Why do they have a task force briefing with no task force present?


Really?! You have to ask why Slumlord Stalin, there, took the data from the CDC and had HHS ask Palantir to hide it creatively, then hid anyone who might go off script and, oh, I don't know, leak the truth instead of the bullshiat we're most likely going to hear?

You're looking at a man who knows that, for the next three months, he has virtual impunity to do what he likes, however he likes it, because after the election folks will be racing to ingratiate themselves to Biden and insisting that, no, really, your haircut makes you look powerful, Studly Joe, and no, really, I didn't mean any of those things I said about you, it's just politics, baby, keeps the folks at home on the hook, yuhknowwhutImean?

Never mind January when, after he leaves office, he might as well just shoot himself if only to save his kids, because multiple jurisdictions are going to be fighting over who gets to try him & his family members first for a variety of crimes.

No, you can pretty much rest assured that Slumlord Stalin will be using the White House press corps as his own personal publicists, by calling daily "press conferences" in which he rails at political opponents while lying about everything from COVID-19 numbers to the girth of his mushroom schlong. I mean, why not?
 
2020-08-12 5:54:08 PM  
I take it he hasn't started yet.
 
2020-08-12 5:54:13 PM  

OldRod: VanillaEnvelope: Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?

"Well, some people are saying that, I'll get back to you on it in two weeks"


He'll convene a task force that'll turn up things you won't believe while on a three month taxpayer funded fact-finding mission to Hawaii.
 
2020-08-12 5:56:04 PM  

emersonbiggins: I hope they let him do these in prison, too.  If nothing else, it will be entertaining to see him try to duck a flying shiv every so often.


No. Solitary for life.
 
2020-08-12 5:56:08 PM  
So whats the Nickname for Kamala?
 
2020-08-12 5:56:28 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I take it he hasn't started yet.


Not even a half hour late yet... it takes time to lumber down that long hallway
 
2020-08-12 5:56:38 PM  
Oh Look shiat-Goblin-Money-Troll is there too
 
2020-08-12 5:56:48 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I take it he hasn't started yet.


The side-sitters just came out so probably in a minute or two.
 
2020-08-12 5:56:49 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:57:33 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:57:42 PM  
Here we go!
 
2020-08-12 5:57:44 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:57:50 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:58:13 PM  
And of course he starts off with that slur

Also economy and stonks lol
 
2020-08-12 5:58:13 PM  
Is he more mumbly that usual?
 
2020-08-12 5:58:17 PM  
"I will now recite a long string of bullshiat that even I don't believe..."
 
2020-08-12 5:58:24 PM  
Every time.  "China virus" in the first sentence he slurs out.
 
2020-08-12 5:58:41 PM  
Right out of the gate with the lies!

Guess what, Europe is doing pretty good. 

They didn't have massive job loss in the millions.
 
2020-08-12 5:58:45 PM  

Outshined_One: OldRod: VanillaEnvelope: Does he go birther on Kamala today, or does he hold that back for a bit?

"Well, some people are saying that, I'll get back to you on it in two weeks"

He'll convene a task force that'll turn up things you won't believe while on a three month taxpayer funded fact-finding mission to Hawaii.


Joe Arpaio has some free time now.
 
2020-08-12 5:58:49 PM  
Oh gawd, here we go.  Starting after Europe today.  Just waiting for the Putin asskissing session.
 
2020-08-12 5:59:00 PM  
I've heard of 9 trillion before...
 
2020-08-12 5:59:31 PM  
We're apparently doing better than Europe
 
2020-08-12 5:59:48 PM  
Oh, he's talking excess mortality?  Did he mention that we're over 200,000?  No... he skipped that part...
 
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