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(Chicago Sun-Times)   In the meantime, the Feds in New York have charged three men in separate schemes to harass, intimidate and bribe the victims of R. Kelly   (chicago.suntimes.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Pleading, Cause of action, R. Kelly, English-language films, Allegation, Richard Arline Jr., new charges, Prison  
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2020-08-12 6:25:57 PM  
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2020-08-12 6:35:20 PM  
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2020-08-12 7:48:11 PM  
Let's see this happen to people threatening Fauci.
 
2020-08-12 7:54:20 PM  
Ain't that a
Ah, Mugato got in
 
2020-08-12 8:04:31 PM  
You could say people are Pretty Pissed....
 
2020-08-12 8:08:02 PM  
Sure does change the meeting of all his lyrics
 
2020-08-12 8:13:11 PM  
Wannabe mobsters fail. Too bad so sad.
 
2020-08-12 8:15:02 PM  
You're in trouble now.
 
2020-08-12 8:30:14 PM  
As if we did not already know he was a piece of garbage.
 
2020-08-12 8:31:28 PM  
Dave Chappelle to the white courtesy phone please, Dave Chappelle, white courtesy phone.
 
2020-08-12 8:44:10 PM  
Hear me out, why not crowdsource someone more...professional...to harass, intimidate and bribe R Kelly? Contractors are for hire all day every day and you get what you pay for.

/not condoning violence, just promoting an alternative viewpoint
 
2020-08-12 8:48:34 PM  

tuxq: Hear me out, why not crowdsource someone more...professional...to harass, intimidate and bribe R Kelly? Contractors are for hire all day every day and you get what you pay for.

/not condoning violence, just promoting an alternative viewpoint


you'd have to be missing a healthy chunk of grey matter to listen to his music, let alone hang out with guy; I don't think we're looking at any form of mastermind for strategy here.
 
2020-08-12 8:58:32 PM  
Not to give excuses to these creeps, but why do the Feds (with William Barr) suddenly wanna go after black guys when white people threaten people all over the internet non-stop?  All because they need to protect their cult leader?  Once again, Barr has proven to be a toadie, which makes sense since he resembles a toad.

Like I said, how about arresting the people who threaten Dr. Fauci and everyone else that Donnie doesn't like?  There'd be a conga line into every prison featuring every Republican if they did.
 
2020-08-12 9:00:14 PM  

lindalouwho: Wannabe mobsters fail. Too bad so sad.


Real mobsters would buy/extort all three branches of government, create their own police force, and have the witnesses fall out windows or die in custody.
 
2020-08-12 9:01:59 PM  

PaulRB: Not to give excuses to these creeps, but why do the Feds (with William Barr) suddenly wanna go after black guys when white people threaten people all over the internet non-stop?  All because they need to protect their cult leader?  Once again, Barr has proven to be a toadie, which makes sense since he resembles a toad.

Like I said, how about arresting the people who threaten Dr. Fauci and everyone else that Donnie doesn't like?  There'd be a conga line into every prison featuring every Republican if they did.


"Hey! That Blah is trying to harass that witness!"

"Yeah! Only we can do that to witnesses!"
 
2020-08-12 9:08:01 PM  
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2020-08-12 9:16:45 PM  
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2020-08-12 9:34:20 PM  

lindalouwho: Wannabe mobsters fail. Too bad so sad.


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2020-08-12 9:43:35 PM  
Some jail is going to have a very good choir very soon
 
2020-08-12 9:50:27 PM  
Doesn't R. Kelly know how to use Non-Disclosure Agreements to silence his "victims"?  Really, the wrong pop music star is doing pilgrimages to Trump.

Are there pee tapes for R. Kelly? Will the Trump pee tapes eventually show up when the Russians are done toying with him?

Is there an R. Kelly/Donald Trump Axis?

Ladies and gentlement -- to your Conspiracy Engines!
 
2020-08-12 9:53:03 PM  

pravetz8c: Some jail is going to have a very good choir very soon


Unless Trump is involved, in which case they will also have their very own White Don King.

White Don
White King
White Don King

SOUNDS LIEK DONKEY

OMG. I think I just hit the singularity of Trump jokes.

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis.

Forget about the Orange Mushroom. R. Kelly can provide the hose for both of them.
 
2020-08-12 9:54:14 PM  

brantgoose: Doesn't R. Kelly know how to use Non-Disclosure Agreements to silence his "victims"?  Really, the wrong pop music star is doing pilgrimages to Trump.

Are there pee tapes for R. Kelly? Will the Trump pee tapes eventually show up when the Russians are done toying with him?

Is there an R. Kelly/Donald Trump Axis?

Ladies and gentlement -- to your Conspiracy Engines!


Fark could play the worst kevin bacon game ever with Jeffrey Epstein, R. Kelly, and Trump....

//or, possibly the shortest...
 
2020-08-12 11:30:58 PM  

brantgoose: Doesn't R. Kelly know how to use Non-Disclosure Agreements to silence his "victims"?  Really, the wrong pop music star is doing pilgrimages to Trump.

Are there pee tapes for R. Kelly? Will the Trump pee tapes eventually show up when the Russians are done toying with him?

Is there an R. Kelly/Donald Trump Axis?

Ladies and gentlement -- to your Conspiracy Engines!


Yes.
 
2020-08-13 12:25:17 AM  
I think I should farkie everyone that posts in this thread with yellow.
 
2020-08-13 6:03:18 AM  
"You want to help R. Kelly? Then get him some counselling, introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder."
 
2020-08-13 6:24:08 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: "You want to help R. Kelly? Then get him some counselling, introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder."


What? Push him out a window? That seems rash.
 
2020-08-13 6:49:16 AM  

waxbeans: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: "You want to help R. Kelly? Then get him some counselling, introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder."

What? Push him out a window? That seems rash.


Foot massages are intimate things.
 
2020-08-13 6:55:34 AM  

vudukungfu: waxbeans: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: "You want to help R. Kelly? Then get him some counselling, introduce him to some older women. Hide his camcorder."

What? Push him out a window? That seems rash.

Foot massages are intimate things.


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