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(Fox5 DC)   When life gives you lemons, give them back; they may be contaminated with listeria   (fox5dc.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 4:51:57 PM  
15 votes:
Typography | Cave Johnson Lemons
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2020-08-12 7:17:08 PM  
13 votes:
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2020-08-12 7:32:47 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-08-12 8:42:51 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-08-12 5:56:53 PM  
7 votes:
When life hands you listeria-contaminated lemons, squeeze them and make Listerine.
 
2020-08-12 5:39:13 PM  
7 votes:
I don't want your damn lemons!  I want pictures of Spiderman!
 
2020-08-12 5:48:07 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:55:04 PM  
5 votes:
If you think the lemons are bad, you really want to avoid the ground up moon rocks.  They are pure poison.

/my fear is that I'll be making these references when I'm like 95 in a nursing home (providing we all make it that long) and all the whippersnappers will just think I'm senile.
//Which makes me think that maybe old people aren't all crazy. When some old lady starts talking about the invisible cat that took her mashed potatoes and gave them to Teddy Roosevelt, she doesn't actually have dementia, but she made a joke that would have been pretty funny 75 years ago.
 
2020-08-12 5:48:22 PM  
5 votes:
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"Listeria!"
 
2020-08-13 1:07:41 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-12 6:48:36 PM  
2 votes:
I'm going to burn your store down. With the lemons.
 
2020-08-12 6:13:13 PM  
2 votes:
When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!
 
2020-08-12 5:41:22 PM  
2 votes:
What if they were given to you by a lemon stealing whore?
 
2020-08-12 6:52:55 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-12 5:44:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-12 4:18:13 PM  
1 vote:
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