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(Fox5 DC)   When life gives you lemons, give them back; they may be contaminated with listeria   (fox5dc.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 4:18:13 PM  
Well, when Life Gives You Lemons! Funny Cereal Vine
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2020-08-12 4:51:57 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:39:13 PM  
I don't want your damn lemons!  I want pictures of Spiderman!
 
2020-08-12 5:41:22 PM  
What if they were given to you by a lemon stealing whore?
 
2020-08-12 5:44:15 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:48:07 PM  
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2020-08-12 5:48:22 PM  
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"Listeria!"
 
2020-08-12 5:56:53 PM  
When life hands you listeria-contaminated lemons, squeeze them and make Listerine.
 
2020-08-12 6:13:13 PM  
When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!!
 
2020-08-12 6:40:24 PM  
It's pretty much the fruits vegetables and chickens that are the biggest threat to your health
 
2020-08-12 6:48:36 PM  
I'm going to burn your store down. With the lemons.
 
2020-08-12 6:52:55 PM  
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2020-08-12 6:55:04 PM  
If you think the lemons are bad, you really want to avoid the ground up moon rocks.  They are pure poison.

/my fear is that I'll be making these references when I'm like 95 in a nursing home (providing we all make it that long) and all the whippersnappers will just think I'm senile.
//Which makes me think that maybe old people aren't all crazy. When some old lady starts talking about the invisible cat that took her mashed potatoes and gave them to Teddy Roosevelt, she doesn't actually have dementia, but she made a joke that would have been pretty funny 75 years ago.
 
2020-08-12 7:17:08 PM  
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2020-08-12 7:32:47 PM  
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2020-08-12 8:42:51 PM  
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2020-08-12 9:26:08 PM  
Listeria monocytogenes can cause high fever, headaches, stiffness, nausea, abdominal pain and diarrhea.

What?
That's a good day!
And in the middle of a pandemic?
Are you farking serious?

But in all reality, are they being injected with the bacteria, or do assholes just not wash their fruits and vegetables?
 
2020-08-12 9:31:36 PM  
fark all of you I was GOING to make a Listerine - lemonade joke, but now I don't want to.
 
2020-08-13 1:07:41 PM  
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2020-08-13 1:12:20 PM  

Percise1: Listeria monocytogenes can cause high fever, headaches, stiffness, nausea, abdominal pain and diarrhea.

What?
That's a good day!
And in the middle of a pandemic?
Are you farking serious?

But in all reality, are they being injected with the bacteria, or do assholes just not wash their fruits and vegetables?



It's almost as if not allowing minimum wage farm workers proper bathroom breaks and facilities but forcing them to relieve themselves in the fields instead can have unintended consequences.
 
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