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(Twitter)   As close to an endorsement a Republican can give Harris. Also, he probably knows that she knows all the shady shiat Republican Intel committee members have been up to their eyeballs in *side-eyes Putin*   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 1:27:44 PM  
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2020-08-12 2:06:17 PM  
Did that make any sense?  Why see later as to what she'll add? She's a fairly known quantity. Does he think she's going to reveal a new personality?
 
2020-08-12 2:17:42 PM  
Translation: We ain't got shiat.
 
2020-08-12 2:18:19 PM  
Given Roy Blunt's lampray-like attachment to Mitch McConnell, it's perhaps a sort of signal that the Senate GOP leaders are not yet diving into the mud against her.

After all, they have dark money supporters who will do that.
 
2020-08-12 2:26:36 PM  

Clarence Brown: Did that make any sense?  Why see later as to what she'll add? She's a fairly known quantity. Does he think she's going to reveal a new personality?


Loosely translated: "I am not going to talk sh*t about her, because she knows me, and she WILL bring up some stuff I don't want in general circulation, like how I don't think Democrats hang upside down or drink the blood of babies."
 
2020-08-12 2:29:32 PM  

wejash: Given Roy Blunt's lampray-like attachment to Mitch McConnell, it's perhaps a sort of signal that the Senate GOP leaders are not yet diving into the mud against her.

After all, they have dark money supporters who will do that.


Not to mention that McConnell's all but put up the sign to indicate that it's more important to protect the Senate than to keep Trump in power.
 
2020-08-12 2:37:08 PM  

Rwa2play: wejash: Given Roy Blunt's lampray-like attachment to Mitch McConnell, it's perhaps a sort of signal that the Senate GOP leaders are not yet diving into the mud against her.

After all, they have dark money supporters who will do that.

Not to mention that McConnell's all but put up the sign to indicate that it's more important to protect the Senate than to keep Trump in power.


It's actually much more important for Democrats to take the Senate and keep the House than to get Biden elected.
 
2020-08-12 2:45:14 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Rwa2play: wejash: Given Roy Blunt's lampray-like attachment to Mitch McConnell, it's perhaps a sort of signal that the Senate GOP leaders are not yet diving into the mud against her.

After all, they have dark money supporters who will do that.

Not to mention that McConnell's all but put up the sign to indicate that it's more important to protect the Senate than to keep Trump in power.

It's actually much more important for Democrats to take the Senate and keep the House than to get Biden elected.


And don't forget the state legislatures!
 
2020-08-12 2:56:54 PM  

Clarence Brown: Did that make any sense?  Why see later as to what she'll add? She's a fairly known quantity. Does he think she's going to reveal a new personality?


"My Master might be watching"
 
2020-08-12 2:58:56 PM  
Who gives a fark what Roy Dimbulb Blunt thinks?

At this point, a positive mention of Biden or Harris by any Republican could be considered more damaging than anything negative they could say.

If President Useless Asshole was smart (hint: he's not), he'd warmly welcome Harris to campaign and talk nonstop about how delightful she is and how she's great for America and we'd all be lucky to have her as Vice President.

That'd really be sticking the knife in. But he won't do it, so don't worry. She's an attractive woman of color and a Democrat, so his political campaign doohickey in the slimy goo his doctor calls a brain can only issue insults, not praise.

If she was a blonde Republican, he'd just fire up the Ivanka Praise Simulator, ie, his tiny penis would twitch a little to let him know to say something "nice."
 
2020-08-12 2:59:15 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Rwa2play: wejash: Given Roy Blunt's lampray-like attachment to Mitch McConnell, it's perhaps a sort of signal that the Senate GOP leaders are not yet diving into the mud against her.

After all, they have dark money supporters who will do that.

Not to mention that McConnell's all but put up the sign to indicate that it's more important to protect the Senate than to keep Trump in power.

It's actually much more important for Democrats to take the Senate and keep the House than to get Biden elected.


It's a little bit of both.  The Court didn't deliver a full victory regarding Congress' ability to act as a check to Executive power in the subpoena decision.  It will primarily slow the bleeding if they win the Senate but lose the election.  If they had to only win one, it should be the Senate, but they really need to win both.
 
2020-08-12 2:59:35 PM  
Trump tried to bluff Biden by pretending he would have been up to fighting a Biden/Harris ticket.  He postured like he had some kind of dirt on her and that would make her a terrible choice.

Now, it's official and he's already thrown his best material at her; she's a woman, she's black, and she was tough on Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearing when she asked him a specific question and he gave a general answer.

Surprise folks, the guy that spends two hours everyday getting his hair and makeup done doesn't read the material his writers give him.
 
2020-08-12 3:00:56 PM  
"ordinarily, I hate women, people of color... but sometimes you get to work with one of the good ones..."

God I hate these assholes. He states what she brings to the committee, but acts like a moron when it comes to offering an opinion on what she brings to the Biden / Harris ticket.. I am SO glad she doesn't need those assholes to convince any voters.
 
2020-08-12 3:05:13 PM  

special20: "ordinarily, I hate women, people of color... but sometimes you get to work with one of the good ones..."

God I hate these assholes. He states what she brings to the committee, but acts like a moron when it comes to offering an opinion on what she brings to the Biden / Harris ticket.. I am SO glad she doesn't need those assholes to convince any voters.


You sound very determined to be angry.
 
2020-08-12 3:05:50 PM  

special20: "ordinarily, I hate women, people of color... but sometimes you get to work with one of the good ones..."

God I hate these assholes. He states what she brings to the committee, but acts like a moron when it comes to offering an opinion on what she brings to the Biden / Harris ticket.. I am SO glad she doesn't need those assholes to convince any voters.


"I kept asking her, like, where are you from? But then she'd say 'California', so I just kept asking her "no, like where are you from FROM?"
 
2020-08-12 3:19:35 PM  

Clarence Brown: Did that make any sense?  Why see later as to what she'll add? She's a fairly known quantity. Does he think she's going to reveal a new personality?


It is a coy way of saying, I really hope she farks up real bad when speaking to the public so we can crucify her.

/ which is weird as Foot in mouth disease is Biden's specialty.
// Thankfully Trump has taken top position in that field and has rendered all other gaffs obsolete.
 
2020-08-12 3:31:35 PM  
So basically, "I'm retiring to my dacha, er, ranch... yeah, that's it, my ranch."
 
2020-08-12 3:57:19 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Trump tried to bluff Biden by pretending he would have been up to fighting a Biden/Harris ticket.  He postured like he had some kind of dirt on her and that would make her a terrible choice.

Now, it's official and he's already thrown his best material at her; she's a woman, she's black, and she was tough on Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearing when she asked him a specific question and he gave a general answer.

Surprise folks, the guy that spends two hours everyday getting his hair and makeup done doesn't read the material his writers give him.


No, no, she wasn't tough on Kavanaugh, she was "nasty" - trump's favourite adjective when he has nothing else to go with. In other words, she was doing her farking job.
 
2020-08-12 4:59:11 PM  

PainInTheASP: Translation: We ain't got shiat.


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2020-08-12 4:59:52 PM  

ukexpat: Glorious Golden Ass: Trump tried to bluff Biden by pretending he would have been up to fighting a Biden/Harris ticket.  He postured like he had some kind of dirt on her and that would make her a terrible choice.

Now, it's official and he's already thrown his best material at her; she's a woman, she's black, and she was tough on Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearing when she asked him a specific question and he gave a general answer.

Surprise folks, the guy that spends two hours everyday getting his hair and makeup done doesn't read the material his writers give him.

No, no, she wasn't tough on Kavanaugh, she was "nasty" - trump's favourite adjective when he has nothing else to go with. In other words, she was doing her farking job.


He can Fark right off with that "Nasty" word.  Strong women already own it.  Just like the GOP is proud to own "deplorables" and "incels".
 
2020-08-12 6:59:02 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: ukexpat: Glorious Golden Ass: Trump tried to bluff Biden by pretending he would have been up to fighting a Biden/Harris ticket.  He postured like he had some kind of dirt on her and that would make her a terrible choice.

Now, it's official and he's already thrown his best material at her; she's a woman, she's black, and she was tough on Kavanaugh during his confirmation hearing when she asked him a specific question and he gave a general answer.

Surprise folks, the guy that spends two hours everyday getting his hair and makeup done doesn't read the material his writers give him.

No, no, she wasn't tough on Kavanaugh, she was "nasty" - trump's favourite adjective when he has nothing else to go with. In other words, she was doing her farking job.

He can Fark right off with that "Nasty" word.  Strong women already own it.  Just like the GOP is proud to own "deplorables" and "incels".


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2020-08-12 8:30:57 PM  

FkYouFkYouFkYou-WhosNext: PainInTheASP: Translation: We ain't got shiat.

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/Even funnier when you realize that's Cmdr. Tuvok, before he joined Starfleet.
 
2020-08-13 9:05:25 AM  

Klyukva: special20: "ordinarily, I hate women, people of color... but sometimes you get to work with one of the good ones..."

God I hate these assholes. He states what she brings to the committee, but acts like a moron when it comes to offering an opinion on what she brings to the Biden / Harris ticket.. I am SO glad she doesn't need those assholes to convince any voters.

You sound very determined to be angry.


It's not hard to get angry after hearing Republicans talk.... or, I mean state untruths, as it were.
 
2020-08-13 9:05:53 AM  

bthom37: special20: "ordinarily, I hate women, people of color... but sometimes you get to work with one of the good ones..."

God I hate these assholes. He states what she brings to the committee, but acts like a moron when it comes to offering an opinion on what she brings to the Biden / Harris ticket.. I am SO glad she doesn't need those assholes to convince any voters.

"I kept asking her, like, where are you from? But then she'd say 'California', so I just kept asking her "no, like where are you from FROM?"


This guy gets it.
 
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