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(The Bulwark)   Team Trump having trouble figuring out how to attack VP pick Kamala Harris. Apparently calling her an off-color olive cop is not doing it   (thebulwark.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 2:39:13 PM  
Does fark have an over/under for Trump dropping the N-bomb?

I think he'll make it until the week before the election.
 
2020-08-12 2:39:28 PM  

Fishmongers' Daughters: Gotta say, I was hoping for Duckworth not just because she's awesome, but because of the entertainment factor watching the GOP trip over themselves figuring out how to attack her.


I assume you weren't around for the "swiftboating" of John Kerry.
 
2020-08-12 2:41:05 PM  
Reminds me of what Henry Louis Gates once wrote about Hillary Clinton:

"In the course of a single conversation, I have been assured that Hillary is cunning and manipulative but also crass, clueless, and stunningly impolitic; that she is a hopelessly woolly-headed do-gooder and, at heart, a hardball litigator; that she is a base opportunist and a zealot convinced that God is on her side. What emerges is a cultural inventory of villainy rather than a plausible depiction of an actual person."
 
2020-08-12 2:41:43 PM  
Cop and Feel 2020.
 
2020-08-12 2:42:27 PM  
I may have missed it but her family used to own slaves. Might have trafficked them even.
 
2020-08-12 2:44:17 PM  

El_Dan: She's college educated but not from Wharton.


Good; Wharton is evidently a crap school, if they let Donald Trump in.
 
2020-08-12 2:45:30 PM  

saturn badger: I may have missed it but her family used to own slaves. Might have trafficked them even.


But Trump doesn't want to encourage his supporters to vote for her.
 
2020-08-12 2:46:42 PM  

Fishmongers' Daughters: Gotta say, I was hoping for Duckworth not just because she's awesome, but because of the entertainment factor watching the GOP trip over themselves figuring out how to attack her.


Rush Limbaugh would have been making "stump" jokes in less than 24 hours and the resulting outrage over those comments would be celebrated by his listeners as El Rushbo owning the libs.
 
2020-08-12 2:47:05 PM  

amindtat: HighOnCraic: Kamala DEVI Harris.

That's, like, one letter short of "devil."

/Study it out!!!

Willie Brown knew her name was an anagram of Hark A Salami Diver.

/study it out


Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
 
2020-08-12 2:47:16 PM  

Fishmongers' Daughters: Gotta say, I was hoping for Duckworth not just because she's awesome, but because of the entertainment factor watching the GOP trip over themselves figuring out how to attack her.


There's alot to appreciate in that perspective......but it would have been sad to watch them do the inevitable - many thought his mockery of that NYT journalist, with that hand gesture at his rally would hurt him, but....Trump & Co. are completely shameless
 
2020-08-12 2:50:02 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: "Trojan horse for the radical left" seems to be where they've landed.

Then something about AOC and no more hamburgers.  I don't know.  You go follow this stuff; I can't.


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2020-08-12 2:50:24 PM  

Null Pointer: Does fark have an over/under for Trump dropping the N-bomb?

I think he'll make it until the week before the election.


I'm in for October 31st - Halloween - he'll infer somehow thats she's "spooky" and "scary" - and it'll just fall out of his mouth, because....
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2020-08-12 2:52:06 PM  

El_Dan: saturn badger: I may have missed it but her family used to own slaves. Might have trafficked them even.

But Trump doesn't want to encourage his supporters to vote for her.


😂🤣😂
 
2020-08-12 2:52:39 PM  

Badmoodman: They'll keep saying her name as, ka-MAH-la, cuz that sounds very Muslimy.


TucKKKer Carlson flipped out when his guest corrected him after doing just that.

"IT'S ALREADY BEGUN YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HER WITHOUT THE LEFT BLAH BLAH HERPTY DERPTY DOO POTATOE FAAAAARRRRRRRT!!!!"
 
2020-08-12 2:53:20 PM  

Private_Citizen: Badmoodman: They'll keep saying her name as, ka-MAH-la, cuz that sounds very Muslimy.

That's ok, because I'll continue say his name as Doh-nad, because it sounds like gonad.


I say "Tiny Dick Daughterfarker", which is pronounced "Pres-i-dint Fat-ass" offline.
 
2020-08-12 2:57:34 PM  
Their going with Birthism 2.0.  Saying she was an anchor baby for her parents.  Nevermind the fact they where citizens before she was born.
 
2020-08-12 2:57:57 PM  

El_Dan: saturn badger: I may have missed it but her family used to own slaves. Might have trafficked them even.

But Trump doesn't want to encourage his supporters to vote for her.


I read a way too long story at breitbart about Gettysburg and how it was both sides good and the comments... whew! It would have put L. Ron Hubbard to shame.

Of course this would be *his* Gettysburg address.
 
2020-08-12 3:06:47 PM  
Oh, don't worry, they'll get it down.  And it will probably make "Sleepy Joe" look like a compliment.

I'm thinking "Anchor Baby" or something more insulting will test well with the MAGAts.
 
2020-08-12 3:08:22 PM  

FrancoFile: Olive cop?

The people who enforce the appellation contrôllée regulations for kalamatas?


Don Corleone made his fortune in the olive oil biz. I assume the implication is that Harris has mafia ties?
 
2020-08-12 3:10:42 PM  

BigNumber12: This really is a well-thrown curveball to an administration that's heavily banking on its last-ditch rebranding as a force for "law and order."


(a) Trump could be handed a tennis racquet and he'd miss a beach ball sitting on a tee
(b) The corrupt media will stop at absolutely nothing to pretend that Trump and Biden are equally legitimate and viable candidates to play baseball

Resolving which will win requires careful examination of subtracting two infinities.
 
2020-08-12 3:11:29 PM  

Moroning: Their going with Birthism 2.0.  Saying she was an anchor baby for her parents.  Nevermind the fact they where citizens before she was born.


Permanent residents, apparently  - researchers in cancer medicine and science - but she was born in America.

/Anchor Baby isn't really a thing, legally
//14th Amendment is a thing
 
2020-08-12 3:22:05 PM  

Wireless Joe: They don't have to "figure anything out."  They're throwing everything including the silverware into the cannons for a non-stop broadside.  None of it has to make any sense as long as something sticks; I said it elsewhewre, but the talking points will be literally everything and anything.  Biden Harris are simultaneously fascist capitalists and communist anarchists.  Why not?


Fox had a guest claiming they were going to install Sharia law last night. So yeah, whatever they can pull out of thin air is going to be tossed out there. I fully expect them to be tied to pizzagate and pedophilia in the next 48 hours.
 
2020-08-12 3:27:24 PM  

Moroning: Their going with Birthism 2.0.  Saying she was an anchor baby for her parents.  Nevermind the fact they where citizens before she was born.


The birthers made up all sorts of new laws when Obama was President. One of them was that you're only a natural born citizen if both of your parents are natural born citizens.
 
2020-08-12 3:28:40 PM  
They're riffing right now. Nasty woman. Birther bullsh*t. One of those egghead lawyers who used her power to *gasp* prosecute criminals. None too subtle odes to mispronouncing her name. It's a grab bag, but it's ALL fairly salty, because they all know that she's going to chew up Pence and spit out the bones.
 
2020-08-12 3:46:18 PM  
an in-law on FB shared a modified Biden logo naming Kamala a "ho".

/yes, he's an old white guy from Florida, how'd you guess?
 
2020-08-12 4:05:08 PM  
Well, I've seen a few "her family owned slaves" comments. And one "she's a ruthless authoritarian."
 
2020-08-12 4:13:15 PM  
No "Kamala Olive", yet?  I am disappoint.
 
2020-08-12 4:32:07 PM  
Black women have their shiat together more than most people. They just do. You're not going to rattle Kamala.
 
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