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(The Hill)   Trump derails the third rail   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, George W. Bush, Democratic Party, Joe Biden, Social Security, payroll tax, United States Senate, Mitch McConnell, Taxation  
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2020-08-12 2:46:02 PM  
21 votes:
I wouldn't worry.

Old people aren't a big voting bloc.
 
2020-08-12 12:47:10 PM  
9 votes:
Don't whiz on the electric fence.
 
2020-08-12 2:57:10 PM  
8 votes:

Palined Parenthood: I'm shocked. Shocked! ...Well, not thaBZZ⚡ZZzZ⚡zZzZz⚡ZzzZzZ⚡⚡ZZZzZZZzzz⚡💥​🔥🔥🔥💀💨


You went the extra mile, and we appreciate that.
 
2020-08-12 2:51:08 PM  
7 votes:
voters love surprises when they do their taxes,everyone knows this!

🤡
 
2020-08-12 2:46:52 PM  
7 votes:
"I've got nothing to lose so I'm pissing on the third rail"

The Beasties knew!
 
2020-08-12 3:03:35 PM  
6 votes:
Are we sure he didn't crush it and snort it?
 
2020-08-12 2:56:24 PM  
6 votes:

fragMasterFlash: Don't whiz on the electric fence.


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2020-08-12 2:51:24 PM  
5 votes:
I'm shocked. Shocked! ...Well, not thaBZZ⚡ZZzZ⚡zZzZz⚡ZzzZzZ⚡⚡ZZZzZZZzzz​⚡💥🔥🔥🔥​💀💨
 
2020-08-12 3:05:54 PM  
4 votes:

theteacher: Some teachers don't pay into social security...that means, if you are a teacher and think, well, this does NOT affect me....it does! YOU DO NOT GET A TAX CUT! You are farking over the citizenry that you teach by voting for Trump.

DO NOT DEFUND SOCIAL SECURITY!


Username/comment synergy off the charts.
 
2020-08-12 2:47:19 PM  
4 votes:
Somewhere near the fryer area of an Oshkosh Burger King stands a greasy Paul Ryan, smiling.
 
2020-08-12 3:11:37 PM  
3 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: Plus it will be a tax increase
A Democratic Tax and Spend Plan
No new ideas, the Democrats.
Hurting themselves
Hurting their base
Sad


Your haiku sucks.
 
2020-08-12 3:18:30 PM  
2 votes:
Donnie has had it with that darned AARP and all those motherf*cking lawyers all up the motherf*cking capitol!
 
2020-08-12 3:09:53 PM  
2 votes:
None of the members of Mar a Lago rely on their Social Security checks.
Social Security is capped at 137,000$ per year, so the 1% is minimally affected, while the .1% is insignificantly affected.

Eliminating Social Security payroll tax would save business owners 6.2% of what they pay employees, who match it.

Our retirement is dependent on the ability of pathological greedheads to resist the opportunity to keep an extra 1/16th of their payroll for themselves.

On a side note, anyone got any good catfood recipes?
 
2020-08-12 3:01:21 PM  
2 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: oldernell: Isn't the tax still due if they don't take it out of your check?

Trump has said he would "forgive" it if re-elected.

Larry Kudlow says the payroll tax holiday is "a huge economic growth and jobs incentive".

Pence says mmghffmnmdhdmdfff because his head is up Trump's ass all the time and he is even dumber than Trump.


And worth noting, Trump does not have the authority to change tax law, even if this country is stupid enough to re-elect him.

Also worth noting, Larry Kudlow is a farking idiot who is unqualified to comment on the subject.

Also, also worth noting, your description of Pence is pretty close, but Pence demonstrates he's not quite as dumb as Trump by remaining silent most of the time.
 
2020-08-12 2:55:15 PM  
2 votes:

fragMasterFlash: Don't whiz on the electric fence.


That's not really a thing. A urine 'stream' is actually a series of droplets.  Not connected enough to convey electricity.
 
2020-08-12 2:49:02 PM  
2 votes:

oldernell: Isn't the tax still due if they don't take it out of your check?


Trump has said he would "forgive" it if re-elected.

Larry Kudlow says the payroll tax holiday is "a huge economic growth and jobs incentive".

Pence says mmghffmnmdhdmdfff because his head is up Trump's ass all the time and he is even dumber than Trump.
 
2020-08-12 3:54:47 PM  
1 vote:
First there were "Third Way" Demcrats, now we have "Third Rail" Republicans.
 
2020-08-12 3:34:07 PM  
1 vote:

fragMasterFlash: Don't whiz on the electric fence.


This and "log" are my favorite games/toys!
 
2020-08-12 2:50:39 PM  
1 vote:
Wait till people discover that Social Security is UBI
 
2020-08-12 2:48:18 PM  
1 vote:
One of the things I love to hate about Trump is his unerring ability to make the absolute worst choice in any given situation.
 
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