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(Delaware Online)   Delaware schools today: We might not tell you about cases of Covid-19. Delaware schools after a few photos inside the wretched hives of festering botulism and a few self-out themselves as being positive: Shut Down Everything   (delawareonline.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 3:06:37 PM  
13 votes:
They are wellaware now
 
2020-08-12 3:26:15 PM  
10 votes:

CarnySaur: And you know who lives in Delaware?  JOE BIDEN!!!


At birth every person in Delaware is also registered as a corporation.
 
2020-08-12 3:20:37 PM  
9 votes:
Schools are vile cesspools of disease. Always have been. It's the perfect storm of selfish, uncaring (or if caring, then certainly inept) vectors in close-contact situations inside stuffy poorly-ventilated rooms.

And that's just Grad School. Don't get me started on K-12.
 
2020-08-12 3:01:08 PM  
7 votes:
And you know who lives in Delaware?  JOE BIDEN!!!
 
2020-08-12 3:34:55 PM  
6 votes:
I knew a whore once in Wilmington. She had a glass eye... used to take it out and wink people off for a dollar.
 
2020-08-12 4:51:39 PM  
5 votes:

ameeriklane: fallingcow:
One thing middle-aged me can now tell teenage-me was entirely correct about: most school administrators are useless, actual, no-bullshiat morons, and they pair that with dangerous levels of entitlement and hubris. In fact they are dumber than a box of rocks, on average.

Yes I've actually watched our local board of education meetings the last few months, trying to see what they'll do for the fall. It's amazing how incompetent they all are. Two of them constantly referred to "prayer" as the solution, one would doze off, and the rest never asked any questions of administrators like... what are our options for the fall?


A principal my wife had a few years ago put out a "prayer box" every year (yes, it was a public school). She cited the fact that over half the prayers were "answered" one year as proof that it was effective. This woman holds a PhD.
 
2020-08-12 4:20:23 PM  
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2020-08-12 4:45:45 PM  
1 vote:
fallingcow:
One thing middle-aged me can now tell teenage-me was entirely correct about: most school administrators are useless, actual, no-bullshiat morons, and they pair that with dangerous levels of entitlement and hubris. In fact they are dumber than a box of rocks, on average.

Yes I've actually watched our local board of education meetings the last few months, trying to see what they'll do for the fall. It's amazing how incompetent they all are. Two of them constantly referred to "prayer" as the solution, one would doze off, and the rest never asked any questions of administrators like... what are our options for the fall?
 
2020-08-12 4:03:58 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, if ONLY there was SOME way we could possibly prevent infectious respiratory diseases from spreading!

But nay, for it are impossibruh to prevent ourselves from exhaling virus laden droplets.

JFC >_< Can we start doing 150th trimester abortions?
 
2020-08-12 3:15:51 PM  
1 vote:

doomjesse: So we won't have a baseline of zero because we won't test everyone? Then we won't tell people if we don't "think" there is reason to believe they've exposed anyone?  This seems like a poorly designed lab experiment more than anything.  Have these people even been in a school?  Have they heard of incidental contact?  Passing in the halls?

I'm not sure how you can make this worse. Make sure no one wears masks?  Add a make out booth for random classmates?


Hmmm.
Claim to be data-driven, but only that data that can be massaged to make the previous decisions look sound.
Declare that it's an early flu outbreak, and not COVID-19.
The makeout booth for random will keep the nerds and geeks safe, but devastate the football team's readiness.

In reality, as it's Delaware, and it makes Delaware look bad, I'm willing to bet that the duPonts will have something to say, quietly, and this plan will be amended.
 
2020-08-12 3:11:19 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-08-12 3:10:48 PM  
1 vote:
Err, contact tracing.
 
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