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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   That underage manatee in the internet chat room looking for an older man to get nude with... MAY just be a cop. Officer   (wfla.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 4:22:45 PM  
WTF, cops are pervs now as well??

Defund!
 
2020-08-12 6:08:16 PM  
Former Manatee County Sergeant?

I get how a manatee could be a county sergeant... that would probably be really useful when chasing down drunk boaters and stuff... but how could a sergeant be a FORMER manatee?

Did he enter the Navy maybe?  I hear they sometimes turn you into a seal.
 
2020-08-12 7:24:34 PM  
I wish the Internet had existed when i was a kid, I could have gotten so much action from horny older men, not to mention all the cash from blackmailing them.
 
2020-08-12 7:27:39 PM  
I went to school with as guy who ended up getting busted for one of these things. He drove like 3 states away to get arrested, too. Keep in mind, he lived in AZ at the time, and one state in the west can be the size of 4 states in New England, I'm guessing he drove 18 hours at least, possibly 24.

Dumb fark, but I'm not too surprised. Any other way, the guy couldn't get laid if he was a rug. Ugly, surly, and easily 400 lbs.His brother and sister were cool, but he was a total douchebag.
 
2020-08-12 7:28:11 PM  
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2020-08-12 7:29:39 PM  
I remember internet chat rooms. I was a moderator for MSN for a while. Now I am so out of touch, I didn't know those were still a thing.
 
2020-08-12 7:31:17 PM  
Good
 
2020-08-12 7:32:26 PM  
The manatee was asking for it.

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2020-08-12 7:33:14 PM  
Underage Manatee is the name of my R. Kelley /Wilford Brimley booty-bass fusion band
 
2020-08-12 7:33:40 PM  
Operation Small Talk?

Someone needs to do time for that.
 
2020-08-12 7:34:15 PM  
... where the hell are all of these people thinking they've found 13 year olds in a chat channel?  Is there a discord server for PervsRUs out there?

/In the AOL era, sure, chat was all there was.
//But now there is tic-toc, and channel security is easy to do.
 
2020-08-12 7:34:53 PM  
Manatee's make terrible police officers.  Just google the word's Manatee deputy, and you get a bunch of wrongful use of force cases and controversial shootings.  I think eating sea cabbage all day makes them grumpy.
 
2020-08-12 7:38:09 PM  
The only person they didn't use a picture for is the ex-cop, Stephen Utter. Still protecting a fellow officer, even after his arrest for trying to fark a minor. I'm starting to think defunding the police is a good thing.
 
2020-08-12 7:38:44 PM  
F U and your bait and switch, pig. I was looking for a dugong to hook up with.
 
2020-08-12 7:40:50 PM  

Gentlequiet: Operation Small Talk?

Someone needs to do time for that.


they should do time for not calling it Operation Catfish
 
2020-08-12 7:40:58 PM  

Focks: I remember internet chat rooms. I was a moderator for MSN for a while. Now I am so out of touch, I didn't know those were still a thing.


I'm with you on this. I don't understand where in the hell these people are going online to simply chat with one another.

I loaded tried bouncing around some different IRC servers a couple of months ago just to see if they still exist, and no one is on there in any of the channels.
 
2020-08-12 7:41:40 PM  

Mikey1969: I went to school with as guy who ended up getting busted for one of these things. He drove like 3 states away to get arrested, too. Keep in mind, he lived in AZ at the time, and one state in the west can be the size of 4 states in New England, I'm guessing he drove 18 hours at least, possibly 24.

Dumb fark, but I'm not too surprised. Any other way, the guy couldn't get laid if he was a rug. Ugly, surly, and easily 400 lbs.His brother and sister were cool, but he was a total douchebag.


easily 400 lbs

Soo... a manatee.
 
2020-08-12 7:42:27 PM  
they all look like Trumpers too
 
2020-08-12 7:47:27 PM  
I just want some love! *Mmmphrgh*

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2020-08-12 7:48:01 PM  

Mikey1969: I went to school with as guy who ended up getting busted for one of these things. He drove like 3 states away to get arrested, too. Keep in mind, he lived in AZ at the time, and one state in the west can be the size of 4 states in New England, I'm guessing he drove 18 hours at least, possibly 24.

Dumb fark, but I'm not too surprised. Any other way, the guy couldn't get laid if he was a rug. Ugly, surly, and easily 400 lbs.His brother and sister were cool, but he was a total douchebag.


ANYBODY can get laid. The key is 'no standards' and no sense of smell.
Protip: Burner phone.

People don't pursue kids because they can't get laid.
 
2020-08-12 7:50:56 PM  

Claude Ballse: Focks: I remember internet chat rooms. I was a moderator for MSN for a while. Now I am so out of touch, I didn't know those were still a thing.

I'm with you on this. I don't understand where in the hell these people are going online to simply chat with one another.

I loaded tried bouncing around some different IRC servers a couple of months ago just to see if they still exist, and no one is on there in any of the channels.


The Yahoo chat rooms were crazy back in the day.
 
2020-08-12 7:51:12 PM  
Manatees generally reach breeding age by five years old, but manatee age of consent is nine.  So let's take that into account.
 
2020-08-12 7:51:40 PM  

whisper in the wind: Claude Ballse: Focks: I remember internet chat rooms. I was a moderator for MSN for a while. Now I am so out of touch, I didn't know those were still a thing.

I'm with you on this. I don't understand where in the hell these people are going online to simply chat with one another.

I loaded tried bouncing around some different IRC servers a couple of months ago just to see if they still exist, and no one is on there in any of the channels.

The Yahoo chat rooms were crazy back in the day.


Asl
 
2020-08-12 7:52:03 PM  
Barbara Manatee
You are the one for me!
Sent from up above,
You are the one I love!
VeggieTales: Endangered Love (Barbara Manatee) - Silly Song
Youtube tpcf_qD3GW4
 
2020-08-12 7:53:33 PM  

whisper in the wind: Claude Ballse: Focks: I remember internet chat rooms. I was a moderator for MSN for a while. Now I am so out of touch, I didn't know those were still a thing.

I'm with you on this. I don't understand where in the hell these people are going online to simply chat with one another.

I loaded tried bouncing around some different IRC servers a couple of months ago just to see if they still exist, and no one is on there in any of the channels.

The Yahoo chat rooms were crazy back in the day.


The Yahoo! Answers site was even crazier back in the day:

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2020-08-12 7:54:55 PM  

Dick Gozinya: whisper in the wind: Claude Ballse: Focks: I remember internet chat rooms. I was a moderator for MSN for a while. Now I am so out of touch, I didn't know those were still a thing.

I'm with you on this. I don't understand where in the hell these people are going online to simply chat with one another.

I loaded tried bouncing around some different IRC servers a couple of months ago just to see if they still exist, and no one is on there in any of the channels.

The Yahoo chat rooms were crazy back in the day.

The Yahoo! Answers site was even crazier back in the day:

[Fark user image image 425x189]


Hey where's the famous one something about my mother sniffed my dick?
 
2020-08-12 7:56:05 PM  
I feel sorry for AG's son... Geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2020-08-12 7:56:22 PM  

Jean Genetic: The only person they didn't use a picture for is the ex-cop, Stephen Utter. Still protecting a fellow officer, even after his arrest for trying to fark a minor. I'm starting to think defunding the police is a good thing.


Holy shiat you're right. I've been searching through every link and these are the pics posted (notice who's missing in them):

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That said, I **did** find this in another article, and by implication, I would guess this is him by the way the pic is presented just after his name:

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/but yeah, we have mug shots of everyone else.... couldn't find one of this asshole...
 
2020-08-12 8:00:26 PM  

The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Mikey1969: I went to school with as guy who ended up getting busted for one of these things. He drove like 3 states away to get arrested, too. Keep in mind, he lived in AZ at the time, and one state in the west can be the size of 4 states in New England, I'm guessing he drove 18 hours at least, possibly 24.

Dumb fark, but I'm not too surprised. Any other way, the guy couldn't get laid if he was a rug. Ugly, surly, and easily 400 lbs.His brother and sister were cool, but he was a total douchebag.

ANYBODY can get laid. The key is 'no standards' and no sense of smell.
Protip: Burner phone.

People don't pursue kids because they can't get laid.


Yeah, but what kind of idiot thinks that there are 14 year old girls out there who have some sort of fetish for middle-aged fat sumbiatches?

If you couldn't attract the interest of a 14 year old girl when you were a 14 year old boy back in your school days, what makes these dudes ever think that they can get lucky now?

It's not like groups of teenage girls loiter around Fry's to fawn over sweaty incels buying SATA cables and anime DVDs.
 
2020-08-12 8:10:02 PM  

Claude Ballse: The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Mikey1969: I went to school with as guy who ended up getting busted for one of these things. He drove like 3 states away to get arrested, too. Keep in mind, he lived in AZ at the time, and one state in the west can be the size of 4 states in New England, I'm guessing he drove 18 hours at least, possibly 24.

Dumb fark, but I'm not too surprised. Any other way, the guy couldn't get laid if he was a rug. Ugly, surly, and easily 400 lbs.His brother and sister were cool, but he was a total douchebag.

ANYBODY can get laid. The key is 'no standards' and no sense of smell.
Protip: Burner phone.

People don't pursue kids because they can't get laid.

Yeah, but what kind of idiot thinks that there are 14 year old girls out there who have some sort of fetish for middle-aged fat sumbiatches?

If you couldn't attract the interest of a 14 year old girl when you were a 14 year old boy back in your school days, what makes these dudes ever think that they can get lucky now?

It's not like groups of teenage girls loiter around Fry's to fawn over sweaty incels buying SATA cables and anime DVDs.


SATA?
DVDs?

You need to update your insults. Unless you want to come off as obsolete yourself.

It's been a while, but IIRC 14 year old girls want about 16 year old boys (with drivers lic and car). One of the shiatty things about being a 14 year old boy.
 
2020-08-12 8:12:16 PM  
A/S/L?
 
2020-08-12 8:14:33 PM  
Waxbeans, Yes ASL was a thing. So was Hannibal Lector.
 
2020-08-12 8:17:52 PM  

Focks: Waxbeans, Yes ASL was a thing. So was Hannibal Lector.


Mmmm Fava beans
 
2020-08-12 8:18:36 PM  
She has "a young son who enjoys the Internet"?

Who the fark wrote this?
 
2020-08-12 8:21:57 PM  

Claude Ballse: The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Mikey1969: I went to school with as guy who ended up getting busted for one of these things. He drove like 3 states away to get arrested, too. Keep in mind, he lived in AZ at the time, and one state in the west can be the size of 4 states in New England, I'm guessing he drove 18 hours at least, possibly 24.

Dumb fark, but I'm not too surprised. Any other way, the guy couldn't get laid if he was a rug. Ugly, surly, and easily 400 lbs.His brother and sister were cool, but he was a total douchebag.

ANYBODY can get laid. The key is 'no standards' and no sense of smell.
Protip: Burner phone.

People don't pursue kids because they can't get laid.

Yeah, but what kind of idiot thinks that there are 14 year old girls out there who have some sort of fetish for middle-aged fat sumbiatches?

If you couldn't attract the interest of a 14 year old girl when you were a 14 year old boy back in your school days, what makes these dudes ever think that they can get lucky now?

It's not like groups of teenage girls loiter around Fry's to fawn over sweaty incels buying SATA cables and anime DVDs.


True. Only thing I can think of is money and someone who would listen to them. If true, that's certainly predatory behaviour.
 
2020-08-12 8:23:21 PM  

waxbeans: Focks: Waxbeans, Yes ASL was a thing. So was Hannibal Lector.

Mmmm Fava beans


Incel snacks
 
2020-08-12 8:30:05 PM  

Claude Ballse: The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Mikey1969: I went to school with as guy who ended up getting busted for one of these things. He drove like 3 states away to get arrested, too. Keep in mind, he lived in AZ at the time, and one state in the west can be the size of 4 states in New England, I'm guessing he drove 18 hours at least, possibly 24.

Dumb fark, but I'm not too surprised. Any other way, the guy couldn't get laid if he was a rug. Ugly, surly, and easily 400 lbs.His brother and sister were cool, but he was a total douchebag.

ANYBODY can get laid. The key is 'no standards' and no sense of smell.
Protip: Burner phone.

People don't pursue kids because they can't get laid.

Yeah, but what kind of idiot thinks that there are 14 year old girls out there who have some sort of fetish for middle-aged fat sumbiatches?

If you couldn't attract the interest of a 14 year old girl when you were a 14 year old boy back in your school days, what makes these dudes ever think that they can get lucky now?

It's not like groups of teenage girls loiter around Fry's to fawn over sweaty incels buying SATA cables and anime DVDs.


Back in the mid 90s my bestie had a sister who sought out older men to party with via online chatrooms. She was 13. It wasn't that she wanted their bodies, she wanted their money and gifts.

The Mrs. has a friend that literally whored herself to have a roof over her head when she was in middle school. I'm sure had the internet been around at the time she wouldn't have had to walk the streets to accomplish the same.

I posit that the girls that actually do go online looking for older men aren't exactly looking for love, but I doubt the men who seek them out are either.
 
2020-08-12 8:31:43 PM  

BorgiaGinz: I wish the Internet had existed when i was a kid, I could have gotten so much action from horny older men, not to mention all the cash from blackmailing them.


That's why Republicans banned the 'Casual Encounters' section of craigslist.  Too many GOP congressmen got caught in honey traps.
 
2020-08-12 8:42:13 PM  
25 years?  Pffft the one we use in my house is 500 years old.

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2020-08-12 8:46:53 PM  
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2020-08-12 8:51:26 PM  

The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Mikey1969: I went to school with as guy who ended up getting busted for one of these things. He drove like 3 states away to get arrested, too. Keep in mind, he lived in AZ at the time, and one state in the west can be the size of 4 states in New England, I'm guessing he drove 18 hours at least, possibly 24.

Dumb fark, but I'm not too surprised. Any other way, the guy couldn't get laid if he was a rug. Ugly, surly, and easily 400 lbs.His brother and sister were cool, but he was a total douchebag.

ANYBODY can get laid. The key is 'no standards' and no sense of smell.
Protip: Burner phone.

People don't pursue kids because they can't get laid.


A burner phone doesn't do you any good when you show up to the house where the sting is taking place.
 
2020-08-12 8:52:51 PM  

propasaurus: Mikey1969: I went to school with as guy who ended up getting busted for one of these things. He drove like 3 states away to get arrested, too. Keep in mind, he lived in AZ at the time, and one state in the west can be the size of 4 states in New England, I'm guessing he drove 18 hours at least, possibly 24.

Dumb fark, but I'm not too surprised. Any other way, the guy couldn't get laid if he was a rug. Ugly, surly, and easily 400 lbs.His brother and sister were cool, but he was a total douchebag.

easily 400 lbs

Soo... a manatee.


Yeah, pretty much.
 
2020-08-12 8:53:08 PM  
Can we make castration a punishment for crimes like this? Or at the very least bring back flogging?
 
2020-08-12 8:55:40 PM  
everyone who talks to you online is a cop.
 
2020-08-12 9:06:23 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: WTF, cops are pervs now as well??

Defund!


There is another greenlit article today covering a cop who who busy fondling, and filming the fondling of, a dead woman's breast.
 
2020-08-12 10:33:25 PM  
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.....
 
2020-08-12 10:55:48 PM  

kendelrio: Jean Genetic: The only person they didn't use a picture for is the ex-cop, Stephen Utter. Still protecting a fellow officer, even after his arrest for trying to fark a minor. I'm starting to think defunding the police is a good thing.

Holy shiat you're right. I've been searching through every link and these are the pics posted (notice who's missing in them):

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[Fark user image image 425x282]

That said, I **did** find this in another article, and by implication, I would guess this is him by the way the pic is presented just after his name:

[Fark user image image 355x750]

/but yeah, we have mug shots of everyone else.... couldn't find one of this asshole...


Got to protect their brother in blue.  There is still a chance the DA can make this disappear for the poor man, so he can resume his career elsewhere.
 
2020-08-12 11:05:47 PM  

The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: It's not like groups of teenage girls loiter around Fry's to fawn over sweaty incels buying SATA cables and anime DVDs.

SATA?
DVDs?

You need to update your insults. Unless you want to come off as obsolete yourself.


The exact point is that those things are so obsolete that only a crusty old person buys them. And since you're insulting the old person, they need to be things the old person relates to - not something a young person would be interested in.

I think the insult is correct as-is.
 
2020-08-12 11:07:14 PM  

Jean Genetic: The only person they didn't use a picture for is the ex-cop, Stephen Utter. Still protecting a fellow officer, even after his arrest for trying to fark a minor. I'm starting to think defunding the police is a good thing.


I'm betting there are local laws that prohibit disseminating information about a current or former LEO that prevented their using his photo for the press conference.
 
2020-08-12 11:19:56 PM  

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