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(The Sun)   "Alright, who invited the bear?" (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-08-12 12:36:13 PM  
Wanted for questioning
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2020-08-12 12:40:47 PM  
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2020-08-12 12:56:48 PM  
Thanks assholes! This bear will ultimately be killed because of your stupidity. Good job.
 
2020-08-12 12:58:36 PM  
I like how the article assumes the bear was there for the sandwiches and not for the beer.
 
2020-08-12 1:00:10 PM  
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2020-08-12 1:00:26 PM  
It gobbles down the food straight out of the palm from the brave stupid man who presents it.


FTFM

/fed bear is a dead bear
 
2020-08-12 1:00:44 PM  
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'Greetings! Where's the pic-a-nic basket?'
'Bru, do you lift - or even manscape?'

 
2020-08-12 1:01:01 PM  
Did that guy try to pet the freaking bear?!
 
2020-08-12 1:01:14 PM  
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2020-08-12 1:01:35 PM  

elaw: I like how the article assumes the bear was there for the sandwiches and not for the beer.


ummmm. it is miller lite. he didn't want it.
 
2020-08-12 1:01:46 PM  
are you nuts? that's how you get bears
 
2020-08-12 1:03:58 PM  
Not a great idea. Looks cute and all, but this is not good.

They said their friend who owns the cabin feeds the bear, which is why it came to them looking for food. The bear now has been taught that it can get food from humans, meaning it has been taught a new hunting/grazing technique - approaching people. Eventually that's either not going to work out well for the bear, or it's not going to work out well for some poor person AND the poor bear.
 
2020-08-12 1:04:00 PM  
The bear invites himself. You gotta problem with that?  You wanna talk to lefty or righty in Customer Service?
 
2020-08-12 1:07:32 PM  
for the beer...
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2020-08-12 1:09:26 PM  
NEVER EVER EVER FEED WILD ANIMALS YOU farkING ASSHOLES!!

 
2020-08-12 1:12:06 PM  

elaw: I like how the article assumes the bear was there for the sandwiches and not for the beer.


Dude, it's 'Lite' beer AKA bladder rinse - & you have to share a tree with the pope in those woods behind him.
 
2020-08-12 1:12:10 PM  
Didn't some "live with bears" asshole wind up as turds because to a bear you are food?
 
2020-08-12 1:18:49 PM  
"Hi guys!  Yeah, I swing by this table from time to time - quite a lot, actually - but usually nobody's here.  How's it going?  You guys from around here?"
 
2020-08-12 1:20:48 PM  

elaw: I like how the article assumes the bear was there for the sandwiches and not for the beer.


Well, he just got carded last week
 
2020-08-12 1:25:01 PM  
It's all fun and games until the bear tries to eat your honey.
 
2020-08-12 1:26:15 PM  
Bear? I mean, he's shirtless, but lacks the build and body hair.

Oh, you mean the animal to his right.
 
2020-08-12 1:29:42 PM  
Sure. Bears are super-cute.


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2020-08-12 1:46:34 PM  

snowybunting: Sure. Bears are super-cute.


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It's almost like instead of evolving a super brain that nobody uses they evolved speed, strength, stamina and ferocity and use it.
 
2020-08-12 1:47:29 PM  
Should have offered the bear a beer.
 
2020-08-12 1:58:26 PM  
The 5th Amendment 2.0, the right to Bear guests.
 
2020-08-12 2:27:16 PM  
I'm pretty sure the people are the ones who were guests, not the bear.
 
2020-08-12 2:35:33 PM  

lindalouwho: I'm pretty sure the people are the ones who were guests, not the bear.


Hey, at least this fella offered to watch for cops on the way home.

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2020-08-12 2:47:00 PM  

elaw: I like how the article assumes the bear was there for the sandwiches and not for the beer.


Miller Lite?
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2020-08-12 3:48:23 PM  

hubiestubert: lindalouwho: I'm pretty sure the people are the ones who were guests, not the bear.

Hey, at least this fella offered to watch for cops on the way home.

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Shhh that's Smokey undercover.
 
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