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2020-08-12 9:25:59 AM  
89 votes:
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2020-08-12 9:22:33 AM  
73 votes:
Seen in break room:

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2020-08-12 9:03:59 AM  
60 votes:
We're now having news articles about Reddit threads.  Okay, Ragnarok, take me now.
 
2020-08-12 9:01:33 AM  
52 votes:
I bet the bathrooms there are a battleground of horrible smells and noises.
 
2020-08-12 9:38:05 AM  
42 votes:
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2020-08-12 10:36:29 AM  
26 votes:
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2020-08-12 10:09:35 AM  
20 votes:
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2020-08-12 9:09:56 AM  
18 votes:
Well, it's reddit so people from both sides of the argument were banging OP's mom.
 
2020-08-12 10:40:44 AM  
14 votes:

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Robert Smith comes to mind:

"If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'm going to eat meat; that's how much I hate Morrissey."


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2020-08-12 9:57:33 AM  
12 votes:

flucto: Some Farking Lurker: flucto: tuxq: There's a few things odd about this.

#1. Who wants to be around their co-workers so much that they start a club?

#2. Grow the fark up, work is not high school.

I used to run a wine club at the bank where I was working. We had a few hundred members and we'd get together to taste new wine and then use our buying power to negotiate better prices. it was great. Plus since I did all the buying I was more than a little welcome when I went into wine stores.

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Also more than welcome at the wine store. #status

where'd you get that picture of me?


It was on your mom's nightstand.

/welcome to fark.
 
2020-08-12 9:37:44 AM  
12 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Why would you hire a vegan? How would you expect them to get anything done without them running around constantly bragging about how they're vegan?

/If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?


I only hire crossfitters.
 
2020-08-12 11:18:49 AM  
11 votes:
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2020-08-12 11:10:49 AM  
10 votes:

Grumpy Cat: Hoblit: Ktonos: Seen in break room:

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And the meat eating suare organizer is a dummy.

I can pretty much guarantee you that there are no carnivores in that office and if there is, they should likely seek a gastroenterologist.

/Not Vegan

I thought I was learning a new word with suare. I think you meant soirée, right?


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RICO........       SUARE!
 
2020-08-12 9:46:05 AM  
10 votes:

caffeine_addict: Gee... where have I seen this before?  Oh yeah...  YESTERDAY


That's the problem with vegan cuisine, it repeats on you a lot.
 
2020-08-12 9:38:51 AM  
10 votes:
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2020-08-12 9:29:41 AM  
10 votes:
Let's start a pizza club, meat or veggie all are welcome. No pineapple.

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Ah hell, the pineapple can come too!
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2020-08-12 10:35:16 AM  
9 votes:

Dork Gently: Bloodmouth Carnist


Well, I'll be damned:
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2020-08-12 11:11:57 AM  
8 votes:
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2020-08-12 10:51:10 AM  
8 votes:

aagrajag: GhostOfSavageHenry: So basically someone starts a vegan group because they were tired of always ending up at restaurants with nothing to eat and having their coworkers then deride them as if they are the asshole for their diet and their dickhead coworker couldn't let it go and started a group, not to address any real problems, but rather to shiat on someone who was just trying to be able to eat. Yeah meatclub guy as a dipshiat who deserves all the scorn they receive and need to grow the fark up.

Found the vegan.

There is almost always something vegetarian at a restaurant, and in any case, they are the ones who have created their own dietary restrictions.

And as has already been noted, they made their little club, then explicitly banned any meat-eaters from joining it. It would have been an excellent opportunity to introduce us evil omnivores to the joys of veganism, but that was hardly the point of the group, was it?


Fairly arrogant of one to assume that a vegan has "created their own dietary restrictions".

First, that assumes that there aren't any health benefits that they need in order counter some other health issue they may have.

Second, that assumes that societal 'norms' must be everyone's 'norms' too and amounts forced assimilation despite whether or not it's better for you to be vegan.

If you'll notice, those 'norms' are changing, becoming more inclusive. The way it should be as society evolves to include more health, life, and earth conscious people.

/Again, not a vegan
 
2020-08-12 9:51:46 AM  
8 votes:
mikaloyd:

So many hurt feelers over a couple of clubs.

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/cuz they're carrying clubs
 
2020-08-12 9:46:11 AM  
8 votes:
Robert Smith comes to mind:

"If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'm going to eat meat; that's how much I hate Morrissey."
 
2020-08-12 10:07:04 AM  
7 votes:

ingo: I had a glass of wine in a bar like that on a business trip to Spain and it was absolutely disgusting.


Whose wine, what wine, where the Hell did you dine?
 
2020-08-12 9:55:05 AM  
7 votes:

flucto: tuxq: There's a few things odd about this.

#1. Who wants to be around their co-workers so much that they start a club?

#2. Grow the fark up, work is not high school.

I used to run a wine club at the bank where I was working. We had a few hundred members and we'd get together to taste new wine and then use our buying power to negotiate better prices. it was great. Plus since I did all the buying I was more than a little welcome when I went into wine stores.


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Also more than welcome at the wine store. #status
 
2020-08-12 9:41:41 AM  
7 votes:
Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
 
2020-08-12 9:31:57 AM  
7 votes:

Marcos P: Let's start a pizza club, meat or veggie all are welcome. No pineapple.

🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕

Ah hell, the pineapple can come too!
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"But we don't want the anchovies!"
 
2020-08-12 10:19:03 AM  
6 votes:

Voiceofreason01: Everything posted to the aita subreddit is fake


Exactly. It's a dumpster fire of a sub with nothing but inflammatory and emotional half truths. I picture some 9 year old writing a diatribe about not getting ice cream the night before because he was grounded but he writes it like "Yesterday I was imprisoned again and wasn't allowed to eat anything. I only asked for a calcium containing meal because my bones are brittle but my request was denied. Previously in the day I had accidentally spoken loudly to my Mother figure but she claims I verbally accosted her and that was when the illegal imprisonment began. At this point I am planning to submit my claims of abuse to DHS. AITA Reddit?"
 
2020-08-12 9:56:25 AM  
6 votes:

Some Farking Lurker: flucto: tuxq: There's a few things odd about this.

#1. Who wants to be around their co-workers so much that they start a club?

#2. Grow the fark up, work is not high school.

I used to run a wine club at the bank where I was working. We had a few hundred members and we'd get together to taste new wine and then use our buying power to negotiate better prices. it was great. Plus since I did all the buying I was more than a little welcome when I went into wine stores.

[cheapwino.files.wordpress.com image 692x753]

Also more than welcome at the wine store. #status


where'd you get that picture of me?
 
2020-08-12 9:38:17 AM  
6 votes:

DaMoGan: FTFA: "But now the woman who started the vegan club "refuses to talk" to him."

Well, that sounds like a net win.


CSB: I have a nice picture of Iberian hams hanging in a bar that I had printed and I have on the wall of my dining room. A friend of my ex insisted that I take it down, or she'd leave the party I was hosting. I simply said, "Goodbye!"
 
2020-08-12 9:21:47 AM  
6 votes:
"For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat two."
 
2020-08-12 10:51:48 AM  
5 votes:

aagrajag: GhostOfSavageHenry: So basically someone starts a vegan group because they were tired of always ending up at restaurants with nothing to eat and having their coworkers then deride them as if they are the asshole for their diet and their dickhead coworker couldn't let it go and started a group, not to address any real problems, but rather to shiat on someone who was just trying to be able to eat. Yeah meatclub guy as a dipshiat who deserves all the scorn they receive and need to grow the fark up.

Found the vegan.

There is almost always something vegetarian at a restaurant, and in any case, they are the ones who have created their own dietary restrictions.

And as has already been noted, they made their little club, then explicitly banned any meat-eaters from joining it. It would have been an excellent opportunity to introduce us evil omnivores to the joys of veganism, but that was hardly the point of the group, was it?


Found the jackass who speaks without knowing wtf they're talking about. :-D
Nope, but I've watched enough people go through that with various eating requirements. I know the "Dining out with coworkers while having special dietary needs" routine well. Yeah obviously they only had other Vegans, they're eating together to address their specific dietary requirements, not trying to push their diet on others. Of course you sound like you got a hateboner for vegans to begin with so you would likely flip your shiat were they inviting non vegans along and only eating at vegan restaurants. So how seriously can I take your opinion on them really?
 
2020-08-12 9:33:07 AM  
5 votes:
I've seen this cartoon.

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We're all dead well before the end of it.
 
2020-08-12 9:29:31 AM  
5 votes:

arrogantbastich: I bet the bathrooms there are a battleground of horrible smells and noises.


i worked with a raw vegan far a couple years.  If he was in a stall and you walked in you couldn't stand to be in there for more than a single breath.  also based on the noises he was making he must have been building bricks in his colon.  not sure how that happens with all the fiber he was pounding down.
 
2020-08-12 9:27:57 AM  
5 votes:
FTFA: "But now the woman who started the vegan club "refuses to talk" to him."

Well, that sounds like a net win.
 
2020-08-12 11:14:14 AM  
4 votes:

tfudtuckerpucker: [Fark user image 640x456]


"Depends on how hungry I am".
 
2020-08-12 10:29:53 AM  
4 votes:
So basically someone starts a vegan group because they were tired of always ending up at restaurants with nothing to eat and having their coworkers then deride them as if they are the asshole for their diet and their dickhead coworker couldn't let it go and started a group, not to address any real problems, but rather to shiat on someone who was just trying to be able to eat. Yeah meatclub guy as a dipshiat who deserves all the scorn they receive and need to grow the fark up.
 
2020-08-12 10:15:27 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-08-12 10:07:55 AM  
4 votes:

SpectroBoy: Typical militant vegan.

/not all vegans are militant


Not like the Arcturians.  It don't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!
 
2020-08-12 9:30:03 AM  
4 votes:
Why would you hire a vegan? How would you expect them to get anything done without them running around constantly bragging about how they're vegan?

/If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
 
2020-08-12 12:51:57 PM  
3 votes:
My best friend Tegan,
Has just gone vegan;
I offered her some bacon and now we're not speaking.
 
2020-08-12 11:49:02 AM  
3 votes:
An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar... we know because that's all they'll talk about.
 
2020-08-12 11:10:54 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-08-12 10:28:20 AM  
3 votes:

flucto: Some Farking Lurker: flucto: tuxq: There's a few things odd about this.

#1. Who wants to be around their co-workers so much that they start a club?

#2. Grow the fark up, work is not high school.

I used to run a wine club at the bank where I was working. We had a few hundred members and we'd get together to taste new wine and then use our buying power to negotiate better prices. it was great. Plus since I did all the buying I was more than a little welcome when I went into wine stores.

[cheapwino.files.wordpress.com image 692x753]

Also more than welcome at the wine store. #status

where'd you get that picture of me?


Pornhub
 
2020-08-12 10:07:37 AM  
3 votes:

Ktonos: aagrajag: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Why would you hire a vegan? How would you expect them to get anything done without them running around constantly bragging about how they're vegan?

/If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I'd never hire one; they're ambulatory HR problems and lawsuits waiting to happen.

Vegetarians are fine, but vegans always have an axe to grind.

Vegetarians don't eat meat.
Vegans don't want you to eat meat.


I used to have a friend/coworker who started vegetarian and then shifted into veganism after some bad experience with an egg that she never elaborated upon. Thing was, she was militantly vegan in her diet, to the extent that she expected everyone else to also be vegetarian at the very least when around her, but that mindset didn't extend to all areas of her life apart from what she ate. This led to a moment in a conversation where I was making an offhand comment about how there are no absolute rules for living and we're all just cobbling together our own idiosyncratic standards and value systems as we go along, which concluded with the line 'like a vegan with a leather sofa,' something she did indeed have, and big and beautiful one. Well, she just froze and stared at me, mouth hanging open, not knowing whether to be indignant or embarrassed, seeming to have never considered the deep incongruity of it before. It was something to see, a person having a sudden jarring moment of clarity about an enormous inconsistency they had been living with - vegan, railed against their circus, loved her leather couch. I don't know how she reconciled it, the subject never came up again.
 
2020-08-12 9:57:44 AM  
3 votes:
Are we counting the League of Evil Exes as an official workplace now?

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2020-08-12 9:42:59 AM  
3 votes:

waxbeans: tuxq: #2. Grow the fark up, work is not high school.

No one told most people at most jobs.
It really annoys me.
Why even have a job to just act like a high school douchebag


Because at some point your mom stops paying for crossfit and a sweet ride. When that happens, you gotta step up, bruh.

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2020-08-12 9:29:45 AM  
3 votes:
I had a regular customer at a gaming store years ago who was almost a pure carnivore.  Nice guy, but his aversion to green vegetables meant that you could smell his diet emanating from his pores.
 
2020-08-12 9:07:11 AM  
3 votes:

pueblonative: We're now having news articles about Reddit threads.  Okay, Ragnarok, take me now.


Now?

This sh*t has been going on for more than a f*cking decade.
 
2020-08-12 12:17:24 PM  
2 votes:
aagrajag, DerAppie, Hoblit :
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LOL, die mad about it I guess
 
2020-08-12 12:14:49 PM  
2 votes:

Hoblit: Grumpy Cat: Hoblit: Ktonos: Seen in break room:

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And the meat eating suare organizer is a dummy.

I can pretty much guarantee you that there are no carnivores in that office and if there is, they should likely seek a gastroenterologist.

/Not Vegan

I thought I was learning a new word with suare. I think you meant soirée, right?

My bad, it was posted before coffee cup was empty. Yes, and I'm not even sure why I tried because I knew the word had one of those fancy "e"s in it. So I already knew I was spelling it incorrectly and posted anyway.

/Not an excuse
//just how A got to B
//as usual


Don't apologize to those speling Nazis, yu spel the wai yu want.
 
2020-08-12 10:45:35 AM  
2 votes:
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist:

The Smiths*
Damn autocarrot!
 
2020-08-12 10:42:57 AM  
2 votes:
Vegans aren't capable of following the 1st rule of Vegan dinner club.
 
2020-08-12 10:27:39 AM  
2 votes:

tinderfitles: UNC_Samurai: I had a regular customer at a gaming store years ago who was almost a pure carnivore.  Nice guy, but his aversion to green vegetables meant that you could smell his diet emanating from his pores.

To be fair, gaming stores patrons have their own....uh..."unique" diet and smells.


There was a clerk at a gaming store I used to play yu gi oh at (Yes im a nerd) he was a "vegetarian" but only ate potatoes pasta and bread stuff and cheese because he was picky.
I once watched him eat a mashed potato sandwich with cheese on white bread.
I hope hes still alive.
 
2020-08-12 10:18:44 AM  
2 votes:

peachpicker: Ktonos: aagrajag: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Why would you hire a vegan? How would you expect them to get anything done without them running around constantly bragging about how they're vegan?

/If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I'd never hire one; they're ambulatory HR problems and lawsuits waiting to happen.

Vegetarians are fine, but vegans always have an axe to grind.

Vegetarians don't eat meat.
Vegans don't want you to eat meat.

I used to have a friend/coworker who started vegetarian and then shifted into veganism after some bad experience with an egg that she never elaborated upon. Thing was, she was militantly vegan in her diet, to the extent that she expected everyone else to also be vegetarian at the very least when around her, but that mindset didn't extend to all areas of her life apart from what she ate. This led to a moment in a conversation where I was making an offhand comment about how there are no absolute rules for living and we're all just cobbling together our own idiosyncratic standards and value systems as we go along, which concluded with the line 'like a vegan with a leather sofa,' something she did indeed have, and big and beautiful one. Well, she just froze and stared at me, mouth hanging open, not knowing whether to be indignant or embarrassed, seeming to have never considered the deep incongruity of it before. It was something to see, a person having a sudden jarring moment of clarity about an enormous inconsistency they had been living with - vegan, railed against their circus, loved her leather couch. I don't know how she reconciled it, the subject never came up again.


Cake-"Italian Leather Sofa" from Fashion Nugget
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2020-08-12 9:58:26 AM  
2 votes:
Tell you what. I'm going to start the normal balanced diet club. Anyone can be a member but they will be expected to eat a normal array of fish, chicken, beef, fruits, grains, and vegetables. People with religious or medical reasons can exempt themselves from certain foods otherwise you'll be expected to sample everything with an open mind and not be a judgmental a-hole.
 
2020-08-12 9:36:35 AM  
2 votes:

Dork Gently: [Fark user image 500x699]


Classic, even though I prefer Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken

/approve
//KENTUCKY FRIED DEATH!
 
2020-08-12 9:29:18 AM  
2 votes:
Everything posted to the aita subreddit is fake
 
2020-08-12 9:26:02 AM  
2 votes:
they're both assholes

vegans should've welcomed everyone and just had meals that were vegan and maybe meat eaters would be curious and change their diet.  not to mention the pescatarian angle makes it all bullshiat, fish is meat dipshiats

the meat club was only made in reaction to the other club to be dicks, not as an actual thing
 
2020-08-12 2:42:31 PM  
1 vote:

nytmare: big pig peaches: Dead for Tax Reasons: they're both assholes

vegans should've welcomed everyone and just had meals that were vegan and maybe meat eaters would be curious and change their diet.  not to mention the pescatarian angle makes it all bullshiat, fish is meat dipshiats

the meat club was only made in reaction to the other club to be dicks, not as an actual thing

The  vegan could have easily ignored the meat eaters club as it didn't concern them. As usual, the vegan is double the asshole.

The meat guy could have easily ignored the vegan club as it didn't concern him. As usual, you're the asshole.


Which of the two assholes filed the HR complaint?

The vegan.
 
2020-08-12 2:26:41 PM  
1 vote:
Me: Har har har, here's another post about how vegans are always talking about being a vegan
Wife: Ask a meat eater about bacon. You'll see who suddenly can't shut up about their diet
 
2020-08-12 1:19:58 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Froman: Feral cats generally live miserable lives, and both feral and pet cats kill tons of birds.

I can honestly say that none of my cats have killed a bird.

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Persians are too farkin' expensive to let outside.

Plus, their fur knots up quick enough without them getting into burdocks and crap like that.


I had no idea reincarnation was so fast. Did you know Mr. Brimley, that he chose your household?
 
2020-08-12 12:56:52 PM  
1 vote:
To join the vegan club, how many salads do you have to toss?
/Not vegan.
 
2020-08-12 12:33:27 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Dork Gently: dittybopper: ingo: I had a glass of wine in a bar like that on a business trip to Spain and it was absolutely disgusting.

Whose wine, what wine, where the Hell did you dine?

Not sure if it's the same place, but "Bar Mas Jamon" is near where I usually stay when going to Madrid on business.  It's one of those places that sounds like a good idea but looks like a real dive from the outside.

Sigh.......

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Well woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand
Whose wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been
Come on, let's do it again
Do you, you, feel like I do? (how'd ya feel?)
Do you, you, feel like I do?


That's OK.  I got the reference.  :)
 
2020-08-12 12:25:10 PM  
1 vote:

RottenEggs: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 327x498]


They're allowed to have one!
 
2020-08-12 11:58:35 AM  
1 vote:

Dork Gently: dittybopper: ingo: I had a glass of wine in a bar like that on a business trip to Spain and it was absolutely disgusting.

Whose wine, what wine, where the Hell did you dine?

Not sure if it's the same place, but "Bar Mas Jamon" is near where I usually stay when going to Madrid on business.  It's one of those places that sounds like a good idea but looks like a real dive from the outside.


Sigh.......

Peter Frampton Do You Feel Like We Do Midnight Special 1975 FULL
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Well woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand
Whose wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been
Come on, let's do it again
Do you, you, feel like I do? (how'd ya feel?)
Do you, you, feel like I do?
 
2020-08-12 11:55:12 AM  
1 vote:
Meat club dude missed a golden opportunity, he should have said "everyone welcome". Veggie folks and pescatarians wouldn't have come anyway, but they certainly would have been absolutely welcome because he certainly wasn't excluding anyone who wanted to chomp down on a big, juicy hunk of cow...
 
2020-08-12 11:53:53 AM  
1 vote:

Froman: Feral cats generally live miserable lives, and both feral and pet cats kill tons of birds.


I can honestly say that none of my cats have killed a bird.

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Persians are too farkin' expensive to let outside.

Plus, their fur knots up quick enough without them getting into burdocks and crap like that.
 
2020-08-12 11:28:09 AM  
1 vote:

Herr Morgenstern: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat two."


Whatever happened to Maddox?
 
2020-08-12 11:14:07 AM  
1 vote:

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Manic Depressive Mouse: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Robert Smith comes to mind:

"If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'm going to eat meat; that's how much I hate Morrissey."

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I do really like the Smith's, but I like making fun of Morrisey more.


Oh, I like The Smiths too, but Morissey makes it so easy to dislike him and so much fun to mock him.
 
2020-08-12 10:55:32 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder what the Karen ratio was for each of those clubs. I bet if you ignored gender it would be pretty equal.
 
2020-08-12 10:53:00 AM  
1 vote:

DerAppie: GhostOfSavageHenry: So basically someone starts a vegan group because they were tired of always ending up at restaurants with nothing to eat and having their coworkers then deride them as if they are the asshole for their diet and their dickhead coworker couldn't let it go and started a group, not to address any real problems, but rather to shiat on someone who was just trying to be able to eat. Yeah meatclub guy as a dipshiat who deserves all the scorn they receive and need to grow the fark up.

If it was just so they have somewhere to eat, why did they ban people who aren't vegetarian/vegan/piscetarian? The group statement included all dinner options will be vegan.

If they only eat vegan stuff at the group outings, what is so hard about taking a "meat eater" along who will not eat meat at the outing? They could have chosen not to be exclusionary.

It is also relevant that the company subsidizes these groups to an extent. So why wouldn't they start a "life style" group for themselves now that dinner/lunch clubs have basically been given a green light?


Yes I get it, Vegans exsisting give you a big ol sad. grow the fark up.
 
2020-08-12 10:42:25 AM  
1 vote:

Grumpy Cat: Hoblit: Ktonos: Seen in break room:

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And the meat eating suare organizer is a dummy.

I can pretty much guarantee you that there are no carnivores in that office and if there is, they should likely seek a gastroenterologist.

/Not Vegan

I thought I was learning a new word with suare. I think you meant soirée, right?


My bad, it was posted before coffee cup was empty. Yes, and I'm not even sure why I tried because I knew the word had one of those fancy "e"s in it. So I already knew I was spelling it incorrectly and posted anyway.

/Not an excuse
//just how A got to B
//as usual
 
2020-08-12 10:37:55 AM  
1 vote:

GhostOfSavageHenry: So basically someone starts a vegan group because they were tired of always ending up at restaurants with nothing to eat and having their coworkers then deride them as if they are the asshole for their diet and their dickhead coworker couldn't let it go and started a group, not to address any real problems, but rather to shiat on someone who was just trying to be able to eat. Yeah meatclub guy as a dipshiat who deserves all the scorn they receive and need to grow the fark up.


Found the vegan.

There is almost always something vegetarian at a restaurant, and in any case, they are the ones who have created their own dietary restrictions.

And as has already been noted, they made their little club, then explicitly banned any meat-eaters from joining it. It would have been an excellent opportunity to introduce us evil omnivores to the joys of veganism, but that was hardly the point of the group, was it?
 
2020-08-12 10:14:58 AM  
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2020-08-12 10:06:14 AM  
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UNC_Samurai: I had a regular customer at a gaming store years ago who was almost a pure carnivore.  Nice guy, but his aversion to green vegetables meant that you could smell his diet emanating from his pores.


In general, humans in their natural evolved state are obligate omnivores.  There is no, and never has been any environment on Earth where you can survive long term on a wholly vegan or wholly carnivorous diet with what is naturally available in that environment.

It is only modern technology that allows you to do either in a relatively healthy way.

Personally, I prefer not to deny evolution.  I eat plants *AND* animals.

Sometimes I'll have an all-plant meal, even a vegan one.  Sometimes I'll have pretty much all meat, but usually it's a mixture of both.
 
2020-08-12 9:50:48 AM  
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So... Fox News, Reddit, Vegans AND HR all in the same meager article?
This schitt isn't going to go sideways, it started out sideways and will start pirouetting any moment now.
 
2020-08-12 9:45:01 AM  
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Gee... where have I seen this before?  Oh yeah...  YESTERDAY
 
2020-08-12 9:43:47 AM  
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Dead for Tax Reasons: they're both assholes

vegans should've welcomed everyone and just had meals that were vegan and maybe meat eaters would be curious and change their diet.  not to mention the pescatarian angle makes it all bullshiat, fish is meat dipshiats

the meat club was only made in reaction to the other club to be dicks, not as an actual thing


Speak for yourself.
 
2020-08-12 9:33:34 AM  
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And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD. And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering: But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect.
 
2020-08-12 9:31:50 AM  
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This should be a fun thread.
 
2020-08-12 9:31:32 AM  
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Ktonos: Seen in break room:

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And the meat eating suare organizer is a dummy.

I can pretty much guarantee you that there are no carnivores in that office and if there is, they should likely seek a gastroenterologist.

/Not Vegan
 
2020-08-12 9:27:36 AM  
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tuxq: #2. Grow the fark up, work is not high school.


No one told most people at most jobs.
It really annoys me.
Why even have a job to just act like a high school douchebag
 
2020-08-12 9:15:54 AM  
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Pocket Ninja: Yeah, an anonymous user in a Reddit thread said something and it would have been entirely too much effort to track down little details like the name of the company, the name of the man, a representative from the HR department, or anything else based on anything remotely resembling a "fact." The fact that articles like this are allowed to be published by actual news sites is why so many people are so profoundly stupid -- they've become entirely too standard for what we accept as something to discuss as something that actually happened.


It's Fox News. This was the highest quality of journalism they've ever published.
 
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