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(Fox News)   Vegan only club started at a work place. Then someone starts a meat only club at the same work place. That's when the fun started   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 9:01:33 AM  
I bet the bathrooms there are a battleground of horrible smells and noises.
 
2020-08-12 9:03:59 AM  
We're now having news articles about Reddit threads.  Okay, Ragnarok, take me now.
 
2020-08-12 9:07:11 AM  

pueblonative: We're now having news articles about Reddit threads.  Okay, Ragnarok, take me now.


Now?

This sh*t has been going on for more than a f*cking decade.
 
2020-08-12 9:07:16 AM  
Yeah, an anonymous user in a Reddit thread said something and it would have been entirely too much effort to track down little details like the name of the company, the name of the man, a representative from the HR department, or anything else based on anything remotely resembling a "fact." The fact that articles like this are allowed to be published by actual news sites is why so many people are so profoundly stupid -- they've become entirely too standard for what we accept as something to discuss as something that actually happened.
 
2020-08-12 9:09:56 AM  
Well, it's reddit so people from both sides of the argument were banging OP's mom.
 
2020-08-12 9:15:54 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, an anonymous user in a Reddit thread said something and it would have been entirely too much effort to track down little details like the name of the company, the name of the man, a representative from the HR department, or anything else based on anything remotely resembling a "fact." The fact that articles like this are allowed to be published by actual news sites is why so many people are so profoundly stupid -- they've become entirely too standard for what we accept as something to discuss as something that actually happened.


It's Fox News. This was the highest quality of journalism they've ever published.
 
2020-08-12 9:21:43 AM  
Glenn Beck fan club missing.
 
2020-08-12 9:21:47 AM  
"For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat two."
 
2020-08-12 9:22:33 AM  
Seen in break room:

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2020-08-12 9:24:58 AM  
There's a few things odd about this.

#1. Who wants to be around their co-workers so much that they start a club?

#2. Grow the fark up, work is not high school.
 
2020-08-12 9:25:34 AM  

Ktonos: Seen in break room:

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Came for this, leaving happy.
 
2020-08-12 9:25:59 AM  
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2020-08-12 9:26:02 AM  
they're both assholes

vegans should've welcomed everyone and just had meals that were vegan and maybe meat eaters would be curious and change their diet.  not to mention the pescatarian angle makes it all bullshiat, fish is meat dipshiats

the meat club was only made in reaction to the other club to be dicks, not as an actual thing
 
2020-08-12 9:27:36 AM  

tuxq: #2. Grow the fark up, work is not high school.


No one told most people at most jobs.
It really annoys me.
Why even have a job to just act like a high school douchebag
 
2020-08-12 9:27:56 AM  
Apparently, they don't hire adults at this business.
 
2020-08-12 9:27:57 AM  
FTFA: "But now the woman who started the vegan club "refuses to talk" to him."

Well, that sounds like a net win.
 
2020-08-12 9:29:18 AM  
Everything posted to the aita subreddit is fake
 
2020-08-12 9:29:31 AM  

arrogantbastich: I bet the bathrooms there are a battleground of horrible smells and noises.


i worked with a raw vegan far a couple years.  If he was in a stall and you walked in you couldn't stand to be in there for more than a single breath.  also based on the noises he was making he must have been building bricks in his colon.  not sure how that happens with all the fiber he was pounding down.
 
2020-08-12 9:29:41 AM  
Let's start a pizza club, meat or veggie all are welcome. No pineapple.

🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕

Ah hell, the pineapple can come too!
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2020-08-12 9:29:45 AM  
I had a regular customer at a gaming store years ago who was almost a pure carnivore.  Nice guy, but his aversion to green vegetables meant that you could smell his diet emanating from his pores.
 
2020-08-12 9:30:03 AM  
Why would you hire a vegan? How would you expect them to get anything done without them running around constantly bragging about how they're vegan?

/If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
 
2020-08-12 9:31:32 AM  

Ktonos: Seen in break room:

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And the meat eating suare organizer is a dummy.

I can pretty much guarantee you that there are no carnivores in that office and if there is, they should likely seek a gastroenterologist.

/Not Vegan
 
2020-08-12 9:31:50 AM  
This should be a fun thread.
 
2020-08-12 9:31:57 AM  

Marcos P: Let's start a pizza club, meat or veggie all are welcome. No pineapple.

🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕

Ah hell, the pineapple can come too!
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"But we don't want the anchovies!"
 
2020-08-12 9:33:07 AM  
I've seen this cartoon.

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We're all dead well before the end of it.
 
2020-08-12 9:33:31 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Why would you hire a vegan? How would you expect them to get anything done without them running around constantly bragging about how they're vegan?

/If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?


I'd never hire one; they're ambulatory HR problems and lawsuits waiting to happen.

Vegetarians are fine, but vegans always have an axe to grind.
 
2020-08-12 9:33:34 AM  
And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD. And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering: But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect.
 
2020-08-12 9:35:55 AM  

Ktonos: Seen in break room:

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I was hoping this would show up.
 
2020-08-12 9:36:03 AM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: I've seen this cartoon.

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We're all dead well before the end of it.


I don't think I've seen that one. What is it from?
 
2020-08-12 9:36:35 AM  

Dork Gently: [Fark user image 500x699]


Classic, even though I prefer Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken

/approve
//KENTUCKY FRIED DEATH!
 
2020-08-12 9:36:44 AM  
its kinda bullshiat, the meat eaters club should have allowed those who do not eat meat to be members. If nothing else, the meat eaters would have more meat to eat.
 
2020-08-12 9:37:44 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Why would you hire a vegan? How would you expect them to get anything done without them running around constantly bragging about how they're vegan?

/If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?


I only hire crossfitters.
 
2020-08-12 9:37:51 AM  

aagrajag: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Why would you hire a vegan? How would you expect them to get anything done without them running around constantly bragging about how they're vegan?

/If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I'd never hire one; they're ambulatory HR problems and lawsuits waiting to happen.

Vegetarians are fine, but vegans always have an axe to grind.


Vegetarians don't eat meat.
Vegans don't want you to eat meat.
 
2020-08-12 9:38:05 AM  
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2020-08-12 9:38:09 AM  

big pig peaches: Hills-Sachs_Legion: I've seen this cartoon.

[cdn.discordapp.com image 691x519]
[cdn.discordapp.com image 692x518]

We're all dead well before the end of it.

I don't think I've seen that one. What is it from?


"Peace on Earth"

Dailymotion link
Wikipedia
 
2020-08-12 9:38:17 AM  

DaMoGan: FTFA: "But now the woman who started the vegan club "refuses to talk" to him."

Well, that sounds like a net win.


CSB: I have a nice picture of Iberian hams hanging in a bar that I had printed and I have on the wall of my dining room. A friend of my ex insisted that I take it down, or she'd leave the party I was hosting. I simply said, "Goodbye!"
 
2020-08-12 9:38:51 AM  
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2020-08-12 9:39:32 AM  
And of course, the psycho vegan files a goddamned lawsuit over this shiat.
 
2020-08-12 9:39:51 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: they're both assholes

vegans should've welcomed everyone and just had meals that were vegan and maybe meat eaters would be curious and change their diet.  not to mention the pescatarian angle makes it all bullshiat, fish is meat dipshiats

the meat club was only made in reaction to the other club to be dicks, not as an actual thing


The  vegan could have easily ignored the meat eaters club as it didn't concern them. As usual, the vegan is double the asshole.
 
2020-08-12 9:41:20 AM  
Sorry, not a lawsuit, HR complaint.

Still a biatch though
 
2020-08-12 9:41:41 AM  
Vegetables aren't food. Vegetables are what food eats.
 
2020-08-12 9:42:59 AM  

waxbeans: tuxq: #2. Grow the fark up, work is not high school.

No one told most people at most jobs.
It really annoys me.
Why even have a job to just act like a high school douchebag


Because at some point your mom stops paying for crossfit and a sweet ride. When that happens, you gotta step up, bruh.

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2020-08-12 9:43:47 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: they're both assholes

vegans should've welcomed everyone and just had meals that were vegan and maybe meat eaters would be curious and change their diet.  not to mention the pescatarian angle makes it all bullshiat, fish is meat dipshiats

the meat club was only made in reaction to the other club to be dicks, not as an actual thing


Speak for yourself.
 
2020-08-12 9:45:01 AM  
Gee... where have I seen this before?  Oh yeah...  YESTERDAY
 
2020-08-12 9:46:05 AM  

caffeine_addict: Gee... where have I seen this before?  Oh yeah...  YESTERDAY


That's the problem with vegan cuisine, it repeats on you a lot.
 
2020-08-12 9:46:11 AM  
Robert Smith comes to mind:

"If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'm going to eat meat; that's how much I hate Morrissey."
 
2020-08-12 9:46:24 AM  

WonderDave1: DaMoGan: FTFA: "But now the woman who started the vegan club "refuses to talk" to him."

Well, that sounds like a net win.

CSB: I have a nice picture of Iberian hams hanging in a bar that I had printed and I have on the wall of my dining room. A friend of my ex insisted that I take it down, or she'd leave the party I was hosting. I simply said, "Goodbye!"


Nothing against your that friend, but if you actually were having de bellota Iberian hams at that bar and not just pictures, I need to know where right now because I haven't had any for months. We were supposed to travel to Spain in June, until this whole Coronavirus mess ruined it for... well... just about everyone.
 
2020-08-12 9:46:32 AM  
So many hurt feelers over a couple of clubs.
 
2020-08-12 9:47:43 AM  

tuxq: There's a few things odd about this.

#1. Who wants to be around their co-workers so much that they start a club?

#2. Grow the fark up, work is not high school.


I used to run a wine club at the bank where I was working. We had a few hundred members and we'd get together to taste new wine and then use our buying power to negotiate better prices. it was great. Plus since I did all the buying I was more than a little welcome when I went into wine stores.
 
2020-08-12 9:50:48 AM  
Alright, race to see who can make it to the top of these ten flights of stairs, aaaaand GO!
 
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