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2020-08-12 8:35:41 AM  
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2020-08-12 1:21:50 PM  
jock smarts
 
2020-08-12 1:59:26 PM  
You farking heretic.
 
2020-08-12 2:04:57 PM  
Confusing the CN Tower with the Space Needle isn't even the dumbest part of his post.

The day after a legendary 5OT game, he suggests 3 vs 3 play to wrap things up sooner?! He's a paid broadcaster. Wouldn't he want the longest viewership possible?
 
2020-08-12 2:07:03 PM  
It's Mike Milbury, he can't tie his own shoelaces and then he gives his shoes a stupid contract.
 
2020-08-12 2:08:17 PM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: Confusing the CN Tower with the Space Needle isn't even the dumbest part of his post.

The day after a legendary 5OT game, he suggests 3 vs 3 play to wrap things up sooner?! He's a paid broadcaster. Wouldn't he want the longest viewership possible?


Not if he's paid by the game.
 
2020-08-12 2:09:51 PM  
How dare he get the name of our 'Sky Dildo' wrong! This is an outrage!
 
2020-08-12 2:12:27 PM  
Unless you want to be beaten to death with a shoe, I suggest you back off Mike Milbury.
 
2020-08-12 2:12:43 PM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: Confusing the CN Tower with the Space Needle isn't even the dumbest part of his post.

The day after a legendary 5OT game, he suggests 3 vs 3 play to wrap things up sooner?! He's a paid broadcaster. Wouldn't he want the longest viewership possible?


He was saying that during the game.

\ Heretic.
 
2020-08-12 2:18:48 PM  

PluckYew: Not if he's paid by the game.


I get your point. He had a long night of work for the same amount of money. But in the big picture, games like that create a buzz with even casual fans and I would expect that's good for viewership. When something unusual or historic happens in your industry, why suggest something that could detract from that attention?
 
2020-08-12 2:25:23 PM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: Confusing the CN Tower with the Space Needle isn't even the dumbest part of his post.

The day after a legendary 5OT game, he suggests 3 vs 3 play to wrap things up sooner?! He's a paid broadcaster. Wouldn't he want the longest viewership possible?


There are no commercials in OT.
 
2020-08-12 2:36:35 PM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: Confusing the CN Tower with the Space Needle isn't even the dumbest part of his post.

The day after a legendary 5OT game, he suggests 3 vs 3 play to wrap things up sooner?! He's a paid broadcaster. Wouldn't he want the longest viewership possible?


I doubt he gets paid by the hour.
 
2020-08-12 2:37:03 PM  

snowybunting: Unless you want to be beaten to death with a shoe, I suggest you back off Mike Milbury.


Judging by the picture he shared, I think he takes photos with a shoe as well.
 
2020-08-12 2:38:31 PM  
Did this guy live in Toronto for years when he worked for the CBC??
 
2020-08-12 2:38:54 PM  
Somehow, "another worldly" instead of "an otherworldly" is what bugs me most here.
 
2020-08-12 2:39:39 PM  
Grandpa needs to learn how to take a picture at night.
 
2020-08-12 2:47:46 PM  
If motherfarking Wimbledon can change their overtime rules after that Isner debacle, the NHL can think of something after we're getting at least 6+ overtimes in two days.
 
2020-08-12 2:48:57 PM  

Trocadero: If motherfarking Wimbledon can change their overtime rules after that Isner debacle, the NHL can think of something after we're getting at least 6+ overtimes in two days.


JINX
 
2020-08-12 2:56:00 PM  
Milbury demonstrating once again that he is not a clever man. Bad enough they exist in the regular season buy deciding a playoff game by a shootout would be beyond travesty.
 
2020-08-12 2:59:07 PM  
I mean, those cities are practically right next to each other. Totally understandable.
 
2020-08-12 3:09:19 PM  
Shut up Cole Haan...
 
2020-08-12 3:12:28 PM  
You would be a bit closer to space at the top... 3x closer. (plus 23m more or so for height above sea level)
 
2020-08-12 3:13:51 PM  
The best thing about this was the twitter account for the Seattle Kraken - a team with no players, that hasn't played a game yet - ragging on Mike Milbury.
 
2020-08-12 3:21:30 PM  

portnoyd: It's Mike Milbury, he can't tie his own shoelaces and then he gives his shoes a stupid contract.


Then beats a fan with it.
 
2020-08-12 3:22:32 PM  

vudukungfu: jock smarts


No wonder he played for the Bruins.
 
2020-08-12 3:28:11 PM  

Mole Man: vudukungfu: jock smarts

No wonder he played for the Bruins.


Hey, even most of us Bruins fans disown Milbury! Geez!
 
2020-08-12 3:35:23 PM  
Meh I could see an argument for doing 5 v 5 in OT1, 4 v 4 in OT2 and 3 v 3 every OT after that, but no shootouts in playoffs.
 
2020-08-12 4:06:03 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Meh I could see an argument for doing 5 v 5 in OT1, 4 v 4 in OT2 and 3 v 3 every OT after that, but no shootouts in playoffs.


My dad joked that eventually the two goalies should face each other in a shootout, full gear.
 
2020-08-12 5:59:52 PM  
That wasn't even the most wrong thing in the post
 
2020-08-12 6:13:42 PM  
I'll put this as politely as I can...
Mike Millbury is a f@$king moran
 
2020-08-12 8:02:41 PM  

oldfarthenry: How dare he get the name of our 'Sky Dildo' wrong! This is an outrage!


Some people have suggested they should build another dome on the other side of the Tower.
 
2020-08-12 8:27:00 PM  
No one cares.  There are many similar towers around the world.
 
2020-08-12 9:14:13 PM  
Did we mention his shoes yet?
 
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