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2020-08-12 2:47:24 PM  

Free Radical: So 'Soccer Moms' isn't a thing anymore?


They became "security moms" in 2001 and overwhelmingly re-elected W in 2004.
 
2020-08-12 2:54:40 PM  
(Cut back to the limo, George is reading from O'Brien's speech.)

George: "...and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities."

Jerry: You're not gonna open with that, are you?
 
2020-08-12 3:22:22 PM  
Trump's plan to send kids to school to get Covid probably won't convince many of the housewives to vote for him, even with his "keep the Black people away" plan.
 
2020-08-12 4:58:59 PM  

greentea1985: inglixthemad: greentea1985: inglixthemad: A_Listless_Wanderer: The "suburban housewife" is nearly extinct. Every adult woman I know has a job.
The fact that the Trump Campaign is targeting housewives is just another example of how out of touch conservatism is with America.

No reason for an adult woman to sit on her arse at home, at least after the last kid leaves for kindergarten. Doubly so if the woman is educated, which is likely since women passed men in receiving 4 year degrees in the early 1980's.

Trust me, I know. I'm currently a housewife because both kids are <5. I have been freelance writing to keep my resume from having a large hole, but that is more for intellectual stimulation and so I feel like I'm not "just a housewife". Once kid #2 hits first grade, I hope to switch to full-time work. I am waiting until 1st grade because kindergarten here is 1/2 day. There is an option for all-day, but the wait list is  long.

I paid for my wife to get her Master's Degree in the time it took for the kids to hit kindergarten. Granted we had all day kindergarten. Fixed that resume problem right quick.

/yes, we were very broke for about a decade

Yeah, I already have a Ph.D. so I am not in the mood for more schooling. I like writing. Once the kids are in school, I want to do it full-time, unless I can get a remote position in the meantime.


Oh come on now, a doctorate in comparative folk dancing isn't a real degree!

/jk
//actually congratulations
 
2020-08-12 6:28:05 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [i.imgflip.com image 500x715]


Jesus, we really are going to hit 200k by the end of the month
 
2020-08-12 6:37:23 PM  

cretinbob: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [i.imgflip.com image 500x715]

Jesus, we really are going to hit 200k by the end of the month


Winning!!!
 
2020-08-12 7:31:13 PM  

cryinoutloud: SurfaceTension: Oh I'm in the same generation as you are, so I know of what you speak. We got a raw deal because of our previous generation's selfishness.
BTW, my due date to be born was 284 days after the Apollo 11 moon landing. The average time for gestation is 280 days.

Yes and the next generations will suffer even more, because of your selfishness Do you think you're special? Well,,obviously you do. Your parents took everything they could get because fark, the "American Dream" and you're taking all you can get, because, hey--the American Dream, and you deserve it.

Younger generations up their consumption and their disposable income. It's how our corporate overlords wanted it, and youre more than happy to comply. Nobody ever questions it, and neither do you. From your little throne of self-pity, you feel ripped off, and so does everyone else. So what? The American Dream IS a ripoff--it's meant to be that way. It's mean to make all of us into greedy, self-centered elites who can't see beyond our own wants.

And there you are, whining about how little you have, and how little you can get, (because that's what it's all about, right?) in the most developed, spoiled, wasteful, oblivious culture of all time--but YOUR generation doesn't have enough. Cry me a farking river. I've done without my entire life because I wanted to leave enough for the future--not so any of you assholes.

Your lifestyles are leaps and bounds more consumptive and stupid than my generation every thought of being. It's bred into you--you don't know any other way to function except to ask for more, like the petty little culture that bred you.

Shut up. We're all going down, and it's not because of people like me. I've done everything I could do, and nobody cares. You all will eat and consume and brainwash yourselves into extinction, and whine about it all the way to poorhouse, while you're shopping for another new food to consume, or another new place for you to go. The only time you think about the larger world is when you complain about how you're getting shafted. You know what the victim is here, and it's not you--it's our farking planet. You know I bet you went to college. Every heard of climate change? Well, get ready, honey, because it's about to rip you a new asshole, and you'll have other things to worry about than whether you can afford a new car this year. And you're just as responsible for it as I am. Probably more. I bet you've used more energy in your life than I"ve used in mine, and I"m old.

Shut the fark up, really. I'd rather die in poverty act like you babies act.

/and i will too.

cameroncrazy1984: Donnie still thinks it's the 80s and redlining is a thing and that most suburbs are still white havens.

Seriously. If he'd called them "ignorant, fearful, white women" he would have been closer anyway.


Whoa!!

Good thing you aren't crying about it.
 
2020-08-13 8:08:40 AM  

cryinoutloud: SurfaceTension: Oh I'm in the same generation as you are, so I know of what you speak. We got a raw deal because of our previous generation's selfishness.
BTW, my due date to be born was 284 days after the Apollo 11 moon landing. The average time for gestation is 280 days.

Yes and the next generations will suffer even more, because of your selfishness Do you think you're special? Well,,obviously you do. Your parents took everything they could get because fark, the "American Dream" and you're taking all you can get, because, hey--the American Dream, and you deserve it.

Younger generations up their consumption and their disposable income. It's how our corporate overlords wanted it, and youre more than happy to comply. Nobody ever questions it, and neither do you. From your little throne of self-pity, you feel ripped off, and so does everyone else. So what? The American Dream IS a ripoff--it's meant to be that way. It's mean to make all of us into greedy, self-centered elites who can't see beyond our own wants.

And there you are, whining about how little you have, and how little you can get, (because that's what it's all about, right?) in the most developed, spoiled, wasteful, oblivious culture of all time--but YOUR generation doesn't have enough. Cry me a farking river. I've done without my entire life because I wanted to leave enough for the future--not so any of you assholes.

Your lifestyles are leaps and bounds more consumptive and stupid than my generation every thought of being. It's bred into you--you don't know any other way to function except to ask for more, like the petty little culture that bred you.

Shut up. We're all going down, and it's not because of people like me. I've done everything I could do, and nobody cares. You all will eat and consume and brainwash yourselves into extinction, and whine about it all the way to poorhouse, while you're shopping for another new food to consume, or another new place for you to go. The on ...


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