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2020-08-12 3:52:14 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-08-12 9:18:04 AM  
What about the water-slide operators?
 
2020-08-12 9:38:15 AM  
So things are not so excellent there right now?
 
2020-08-12 9:38:17 AM  
What do we want? Covid!

When do we want it? Preferably when the hospitals have plenty of capacity!
 
2020-08-12 9:40:43 AM  
If I guessed the right number of open-up protestors before clicking the link, what do I win?
 
2020-08-12 9:41:10 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:



Shirley unavailable for comment.
 
2020-08-12 9:42:47 AM  
I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.
 
2020-08-12 9:44:34 AM  
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2020-08-12 9:45:06 AM  

Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.


I shaved my head when this whole thing began.  Quite liberating actually.

/Quarantine Coif
 
2020-08-12 9:46:55 AM  

Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.


or not give a rat's ass about how your dumb hair looks in the midst of a global pandemic.  First world problems...
 
2020-08-12 9:49:53 AM  
Ted, don't forget to wind your watch!
 
2020-08-12 9:50:06 AM  

Orallo: Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.

or not give a rat's ass about how your dumb hair looks in the midst of a global pandemic.  First world problems...


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2020-08-12 9:51:43 AM  

swankywanky: Orallo: Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.

or not give a rat's ass about how your dumb hair looks in the midst of a global pandemic.  First world problems...

[memecrunch.com image 400x590]


Actually he did.  He stopped caring.  You should too.
 
2020-08-12 9:51:46 AM  
heinous ... bogus ... most non-triumphant.
 
2020-08-12 9:51:56 AM  
are strange things afoot at the Circle K?
 
2020-08-12 9:52:33 AM  

Orallo: Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.

or not give a rat's ass about how your dumb hair looks in the midst of a global pandemic.  First world problems...


You know what's more of a first world problem than complaining about not having a recent haircut?  Complaining that some stranger on a website that you surf while being paid for "working" is complaining about not having a recent haircut.
 
2020-08-12 9:58:07 AM  
Not amused.

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2020-08-12 9:59:39 AM  

Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.


Or for those of us who like to cut our own hair.

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2020-08-12 10:00:05 AM  
Liberals are all for compassionate euthanasia but all against re-opening economies.

Hypocrites.
 
2020-08-12 10:10:19 AM  
Those stallyns are wyld down there.
 
2020-08-12 10:16:51 AM  
Tuberculars gonna tubercular....
 
2020-08-12 10:19:21 AM  
Oh Pennarsa Lonz!

Oh Pennarsa Lonz!

Oh Pennarsa Lonz!

Oh Pennarsa Lonz!

Oh Pennarsa Lonz!

 
2020-08-12 10:20:21 AM  

Nimbull: Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.

Or for those of us who like to cut our own hair.

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That's why I'm using the biggest number 8 even though I prefer it shorter.
 
2020-08-12 10:24:26 AM  
Subby should have also mentioned in the headline: "featuring a ton of hot women"
 
2020-08-12 10:26:00 AM  
This may be a stupid question but why not have traveling salon and barber, where the person comes to you? Wipe down the chair and make sure you get equipment that is replaceable and PPE.  Charge a little extra and Bob's your uncle.
 
2020-08-12 10:28:40 AM  
"massive protest"? So like three fat guys?
 
2020-08-12 10:31:10 AM  

Voiceofreason01: "massive protest"? So like three fat guys?


And some people think Farkers never leave their moms basement.  Take that, stereotypes!
 
2020-08-12 10:39:03 AM  

12349876: Nimbull: Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.

Or for those of us who like to cut our own hair.

[demilked.com image 640x336]

That's why I'm using the biggest number 8 even though I prefer it shorter.


I'm pretty sure that picture is the result of just straight up using the wrong length, not using a #8 instead of a #6.
 
2020-08-12 10:47:54 AM  

Voiceofreason01: "massive protest"? So like three fat guys?


Looks like four women. Truly the most massive of protests. They probably need their bangs trimmed and hair dyed or something.
 
2020-08-12 10:49:55 AM  

inglixthemad: Voiceofreason01: "massive protest"? So like three fat guys?

Looks like four women. Truly the most massive of protests. They probably need their bangs trimmed and hair dyed or something.


I assume they are the cosmetologists that gained enough weight that they can't go back to stripping while they wait for their salons to re-open.
 
2020-08-12 11:00:47 AM  
And they also love ... billiards!
 
2020-08-12 11:04:10 AM  
Station
 
2020-08-12 11:06:11 AM  

12349876: Nimbull: Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.

Or for those of us who like to cut our own hair.

[demilked.com image 640x336]

That's why I'm using the biggest number 8 even though I prefer it shorter.


I use a number 2.  It's great because it's short, meaning it's cool in the summer, and it lets you go quite a while without having to cut it again.  Also, it's long enough that people don't think you shaved your head because you're going bald.

Though since no one is hiring I'm thinking about growing the Mohawk back.
 
2020-08-12 11:08:07 AM  

Voiceofreason01: "massive protest"? So like three fat guys?


They're back?

The Fat Boys Are Back
Youtube cvqxIDmEw_c
 
2020-08-12 11:11:19 AM  
Big up to the San Dimas Massive!
 
2020-08-12 11:16:09 AM  

dittybopper: 12349876: Nimbull: Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.

Or for those of us who like to cut our own hair.

[demilked.com image 640x336]

That's why I'm using the biggest number 8 even though I prefer it shorter.

I use a number 2.  It's great because it's short, meaning it's cool in the summer, and it lets you go quite a while without having to cut it again.  Also, it's long enough that people don't think you shaved your head because you're going bald.

Though since no one is hiring I'm thinking about growing the Mohawk back.


I would love to do a khokhol if someone could help me with the back, since I can't see or reach there.  Otherwise, I just stick with a 1/2 inch guard on clippers and try to trim my entire head evenly.
 
2020-08-12 11:19:46 AM  
Admittedly, I did get a chuckle from that video. They're very enthusiastic, at least.

I shaved my head in a fit of insecurity ten years ago, and found out I actually quite liked it. Have kept it that way since. Pandemic ease of maintenance was just a bonus :P
 
2020-08-12 11:27:06 AM  
  What do we want?
  Covid-19!
When do we want it?
       NOW!
 
2020-08-12 11:27:15 AM  

LesserEvil: Subby should have also mentioned in the headline: "featuring a ton of hot women"


Erm. Ten significantly overweight protestors in 100 degree heat technically could qualify as "ton" and "hot". It's all in the brochure.
 
2020-08-12 11:41:15 AM  

NM Volunteer: dittybopper: 12349876: Nimbull: Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.

Or for those of us who like to cut our own hair.

[demilked.com image 640x336]

That's why I'm using the biggest number 8 even though I prefer it shorter.

I use a number 2.  It's great because it's short, meaning it's cool in the summer, and it lets you go quite a while without having to cut it again.  Also, it's long enough that people don't think you shaved your head because you're going bald.

Though since no one is hiring I'm thinking about growing the Mohawk back.

I would love to do a khokhol if someone could help me with the back, since I can't see or reach there.  Otherwise, I just stick with a 1/2 inch guard on clippers and try to trim my entire head evenly.


It's not that hard, I used to do mine in front of a mirror, holding a hand mirror in one hand and the razor in the other.   When I had to switch sides, I switched hands.  Get a razor with a "trimmer" blade on it to get accurately close.

Once you get the shape right, maintaining it by yourself is a bit awkward at first, but like anything else you get used to it.
 
2020-08-12 11:48:51 AM  

Nadie_AZ: And they also love ... billiards!


I didn't get that joke until after we re-watched the movie my senior year of college.
 
2020-08-12 12:08:38 PM  

swankywanky: Orallo: Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.

or not give a rat's ass about how your dumb hair looks in the midst of a global pandemic.  First world problems...

[memecrunch.com image 400x590]


Well, you can hide a lot of hair under a campaign hat.
 
2020-08-12 12:40:52 PM  
WATERLOO!!!!
 
2020-08-12 12:42:52 PM  
"Totally heinous, dude!"
- BSP, Esq.

"Totally!"
- T(T)L

/yes this movie has an IMDB score of 6.9
//what number are we thinking of?
 
2020-08-12 12:50:37 PM  
Drumming up business at funeral homes is no way to express the creativity in your hair cutting license.  Besides, if ever anyone needed a cremation, it may be right after dying from a plague.

A DIY bad haircut, so bad you don't want to leave the house, may just save your life.  A good haircut may lure you into a misplaced sense of invulnerability with the popular kids.
 
2020-08-12 1:24:58 PM  

UberDave: What about the water-slide operators?


They're raging.
 
2020-08-12 1:29:33 PM  

bsuboy: WATERLOO!!!!


🎵 Their team was defeated by Wonderwall 🎵
 
2020-08-12 1:29:45 PM  

Orallo: Derek Force: I'll have to say, this year is a great year to be bald.

or not give a rat's ass about how your dumb hair looks in the midst of a global pandemic.  First world problems...


As usual someone whining about "first world problems" doesn't know what they're talking about. The people who cut your hair often aren't that well paid and are frequently self employed. They're an industry that's really hurting from the shutdowns.
 
2020-08-12 2:00:37 PM  

bsuboy: WATERLOO!!!!


Abba - Waterloo
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2020-08-12 2:51:18 PM  
No police to redirect all the traffic?
 
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