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2020-08-12 3:43:14 AM  
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2020-08-12 4:44:09 AM  
Was she scared?
 
2020-08-12 5:35:16 AM  
There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.
 
2020-08-12 5:37:16 AM  
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2020-08-12 5:43:22 AM  

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What in the annals of f#ck..?
 
2020-08-12 5:44:22 AM  

Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.


I'm guessing you didn't see the post immediately preceding yours..? :)
 
2020-08-12 5:44:47 AM  
Twiddle fingers level on the camera shutter.
 
2020-08-12 5:45:03 AM  

ReluctantLondon: blatz514: [Fark user image image 425x324]

What in the annals of f#ck..?


I think that's Peewee's Playhouse.
 
2020-08-12 5:47:06 AM  

ReluctantLondon: blatz514: [Fark user image image 425x324]

What in the annals of f#ck..?


Yep, I was right.

And yes, I find it as oddly disturbing as you do.
 
2020-08-12 5:48:42 AM  

aagrajag: ReluctantLondon: blatz514: [Fark user image image 425x324]

What in the annals of f#ck..?

I think that's Peewee's Playhouse.


Whatever it is, it makes me feel like a passenger on somebody else's acid trip o_O
 
2020-08-12 5:48:50 AM  

aagrajag: ReluctantLondon: blatz514: [Fark user image image 425x324]

What in the annals of f#ck..?

Yep, I was right.

And yes, I find it as oddly disturbing as you do.


Christ, I'm not that old.
 
2020-08-12 5:58:00 AM  
Submitted same story with similar headline..
 
2020-08-12 5:58:29 AM  

blatz514: [Fark user image image 425x324]


It was an innocent time.
It was a demanding time.
You could not be an adult on your off time.
 
2020-08-12 5:59:40 AM  

ReluctantLondon: aagrajag: ReluctantLondon: blatz514: [Fark user image image 425x324]

What in the annals of f#ck..?

I think that's Peewee's Playhouse.

Whatever it is, it makes me feel like a passenger on somebody else's acid trip o_O


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2020-08-12 6:00:05 AM  

Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.


Well, if it makes you feel better I recently sat on my balls while hopping in a friend's sedan. It's summertime and they hang lower.
 
2020-08-12 6:00:41 AM  

dickfreckle: Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.

Well, if it makes you feel better I recently sat on my balls while hopping in a friend's sedan. It's summertime and they hang lower.


I'm so lucky to have tiny balls.
Hahahaha
 
2020-08-12 6:10:06 AM  

dickfreckle: Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.

Well, if it makes you feel better I recently sat on my balls while hopping in a friend's sedan. It's summertime and they hang lower.


I've done that several times when hopping onto my bike.

Here's the trick: always swing your leg over the seat from the front, never from the rear.
 
2020-08-12 6:17:41 AM  

waxbeans: dickfreckle: Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.

Well, if it makes you feel better I recently sat on my balls while hopping in a friend's sedan. It's summertime and they hang lower.

I'm so lucky to have tiny balls.
Hahahaha


In the winter, if I've been outdoors, I can't even find my balls.
 
2020-08-12 6:18:26 AM  

The Iconoclast: Was she scared?


If there is no ballsack, there is no conundrum.
 
2020-08-12 6:27:15 AM  
Gotta love the "not for federal identification".
 
2020-08-12 6:27:58 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: The Iconoclast: Was she scared?

If there is no ballsack, there is no conundrum.


I think that thread and the lamp post thread are two of my most favorite.
 
2020-08-12 6:36:00 AM  

aagrajag: dickfreckle: Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.

Well, if it makes you feel better I recently sat on my balls while hopping in a friend's sedan. It's summertime and they hang lower.

I've done that several times when hopping onto my bike.

Here's the trick: always swing your leg over the seat from the front, never from the rear.


Lifelong motorcycle dork so I get what you're saying. In warmer months I look around and then give them a quick tug and enter the seat as carefully as I can. In this case I was just drunk and my friend offered me a ride home and I flopped into the seat. Much cursing.
 
2020-08-12 6:39:46 AM  

Resident Muslim: Gotta love the "not for federal identification".


Yep. Border patrol laughs at State ID. Which is disgusting. Considering the pain in the butt getting an ID is.

/
Maybe c19 is actually good?
I hate the world
 
2020-08-12 6:57:47 AM  

Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.


Oh some of us remember.
 
2020-08-12 7:08:24 AM  

dickfreckle: Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.

Well, if it makes you feel better I recently sat on my balls while hopping in a friend's sedan. It's summertime and they hang lower.


Ooohhh I hate that! Or when you're wearing unlined gym shorts and jump in the car with vinyl seats, and slide across the seat too fast and they pop out and one gets caught in the cup holder on the floor console.
I hate that...
 
2020-08-12 7:17:56 AM  

1funguy: dickfreckle: Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.

Well, if it makes you feel better I recently sat on my balls while hopping in a friend's sedan. It's summertime and they hang lower.

Ooohhh I hate that! Or when you're wearing unlined gym shorts and jump in the car with vinyl seats, and slide across the seat too fast and they pop out and one gets caught in the cup holder on the floor console.
I hate that...


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Willie and Frankie feel your pain.
 
2020-08-12 7:28:13 AM  

ReluctantLondon: aagrajag: ReluctantLondon: blatz514: [Fark user image image 425x324]

What in the annals of f#ck..?

I think that's Peewee's Playhouse.

Whatever it is, it makes me feel like a passenger on somebody else's acid trip o_O


Watch the first season, It's great!
Show also won some awards for children's programming!
 
2020-08-12 8:27:30 AM  
Is her last name Franklin?


/not many chair jokes
 
2020-08-12 8:34:04 AM  
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2020-08-12 8:47:13 AM  
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2020-08-12 9:12:10 AM  

Resident Muslim: Gotta love the "not for federal identification".


It just means it's not REAL ID compliant because she didn't provide the necessary documentation.

If she gets called for jury duty in a federal court she has an easy out: "Oh, wow, they won't let me in the front door because I don't have the necessary ID. Looks like you'll have to dismiss me!"
 
2020-08-12 9:18:50 AM  

waxbeans: ReluctantLondon: aagrajag: ReluctantLondon: blatz514: [Fark user image image 425x324]

What in the annals of f#ck..?

I think that's Peewee's Playhouse.

Whatever it is, it makes me feel like a passenger on somebody else's acid trip o_O

(/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ ┻━┻ಥ‿ಥミ●﹏☉ミ(●´⌓'●)(・-・;)ゞ( ̄ヘ ̄;)


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2020-08-12 9:31:07 AM  
Primus - Lee Van Cleef (Official Music Video)
Youtube d1WaOKlldIE
 
2020-08-12 11:25:55 AM  
 Dammit, I don't want anyone thinking that I have enormous Fark squirrel balls. But in the summer they do hang lower. It's nature, the same reason I can't find my junk in the winter. They retract like landing gear. In the summer it's just all out there.
 
2020-08-12 12:12:43 PM  
Person, woman, man, camera, TV, chair.
 
2020-08-12 12:38:00 PM  
I hope they let her keep the license, just punch some holes in it but gave it back. I know I'd try my best to keep it if that happened to me!
 
2020-08-12 12:38:37 PM  
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2020-08-12 12:57:19 PM  
Her bosses comment was perfect. Also nice to see someone having a good laugh from an honest computer glitch and not going all OMG they offended me, on their social media.

And it sounds like the TN facial V software has a bug or 2.
 
2020-08-12 2:39:52 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: I hope they let her keep the license, just punch some holes in it but gave it back. I know I'd try my best to keep it if that happened to me!


It's by mail. They have no way of taking it from her.

1funguy: dickfreckle: Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.

Well, if it makes you feel better I recently sat on my balls while hopping in a friend's sedan. It's summertime and they hang lower.

Ooohhh I hate that! Or when you're wearing unlined gym shorts and jump in the car with vinyl seats, and slide across the seat too fast and they pop out and one gets caught in the cup holder on the floor console.
I hate that...


Old camp song popped into my head with modifications.

Do you're balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

/Apologies to the long ago camp counselor who taught me the original version of that song.
 
2020-08-12 2:50:07 PM  

NotARocketScientist: OK So Amuse Me: I hope they let her keep the license, just punch some holes in it but gave it back. I know I'd try my best to keep it if that happened to me!

It's by mail. They have no way of taking it from her.

1funguy: dickfreckle: Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.

Well, if it makes you feel better I recently sat on my balls while hopping in a friend's sedan. It's summertime and they hang lower.

Ooohhh I hate that! Or when you're wearing unlined gym shorts and jump in the car with vinyl seats, and slide across the seat too fast and they pop out and one gets caught in the cup holder on the floor console.
I hate that...

Old camp song popped into my head with modifications.

Do you're balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

/Apologies to the long ago camp counselor who taught me the original version of that song.


Hah, I've been waiting for somebody to post that song :)

/ I learnt it in the Cub Scouts or the Scouts proper, I can't remember which
// Except in the version I learnt the "wobble" line was replaced with "Can you swing them to and fro'?"
/// And "continental" was replaced with "regimental" - 'cos, y'know, British
/V I was not the ideal of a Scout ;P
 
2020-08-12 6:18:48 PM  

NotARocketScientist: OK So Amuse Me: I hope they let her keep the license, just punch some holes in it but gave it back. I know I'd try my best to keep it if that happened to me!

It's by mail. They have no way of taking it from her.

1funguy: dickfreckle: Todd300: There was a time when a reference would be made to a chair emergency involving a Farker, but the winds of time have silenced those stories.

Well, if it makes you feel better I recently sat on my balls while hopping in a friend's sedan. It's summertime and they hang lower.

Ooohhh I hate that! Or when you're wearing unlined gym shorts and jump in the car with vinyl seats, and slide across the seat too fast and they pop out and one gets caught in the cup holder on the floor console.
I hate that...

Old camp song popped into my head with modifications.

Do you're balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

/Apologies to the long ago camp counselor who taught me the original version of that song.


Waaay old...
My mom had one they sang at girl scouts camp (b.1930) that had recognized a pendulous portion of a female anatomy with a similar recommendation for adaptation.
 
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