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(NHL)   Thanks to a game that ended about 9 minutes ago, there's 5 games on Day 2 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Starting at 11am ET with the rescheduled B's-Canes and going all day. Shut up, Pierre   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-08-12 12:32:12 AM  
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2020-08-12 12:32:51 AM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Shut Up, Milbury.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-08-12 2:27:05 AM  
BREAKFAST HOCKEY!!!!  I mean, is there a more hockey sounding drink than a bloody mary?
 
2020-08-12 6:16:01 AM  
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2020-08-12 7:19:29 AM  
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2020-08-12 7:25:57 AM  
This got greened pretty early... submitted in the first period of the late game? Whatever... HOCKEY!
Plus Bonus Hockey cause the Bolts and Jackets were hogging the ice all night.

Go Not Broons!
From there the loyalties get kinda divided like Kessel vs. Kadri..

Got a ton to do today, gotta work out how do as much as I can at least within earshot of the tv.

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2020-08-12 7:44:56 AM  
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For those wanting some help with what to go with breakfast hockey
 
2020-08-12 7:46:11 AM  
Breakfast hockey, like the Left Coast usually experiences!

Now let's see SIX overtimes!
 
2020-08-12 7:58:26 AM  
I might have missed the memo, but this year, Kathryn Tappen pics are the new thing.
 
2020-08-12 7:59:10 AM  
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You'll get over it
 
2020-08-12 8:09:11 AM  
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2020-08-12 9:01:24 AM  
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2020-08-12 9:07:11 AM  
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Sorry

/Not Sorry
//Kinda Sorry since we lost
 
2020-08-12 9:13:53 AM  

cyberbenali: [Fark user image 566x223]
You'll get over it


Ice hogs at the NHL level?  What a bunch of jerks.

Also, Breakfast Hocky...

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2020-08-12 9:33:24 AM  
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2020-08-12 9:40:37 AM  
8am hockey
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2020-08-12 10:31:35 AM  
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2020-08-12 10:32:38 AM  
Wednesday morning hockey is an odd thing. Well worth it though to be a witness to history.

Go Jerks I suppose
 
2020-08-12 10:34:55 AM  
Morning everyone. Little Instigators as a palate cleanser and on to hockey. Hope everyone is having a good morning.
 
2020-08-12 10:35:41 AM  
This is the hockey equivalent of a hangover.
 
2020-08-12 10:36:52 AM  
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2020-08-12 10:37:32 AM  

cyberbenali: [i.pinimg.com image 650x904]
For those wanting some help with what to go with breakfast hockey


Oh my goodness, yes.


I got my bacon and eggs right here. Just need a beer. It's game time in 23 minutes.
 
2020-08-12 10:38:05 AM  
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2020-08-12 10:39:16 AM  
I just got a banner notification from BSPN's app.  "Ditch endless overtime?"

You go to hell, BSPN, you go to hell and you die!!!
 
2020-08-12 10:47:16 AM  

buckeyebrain: I just got a banner notification from BSPN's app.  "Ditch endless overtime?"


Only if the result if after 1 OT period both teams lose.
 
2020-08-12 10:47:40 AM  
Go Whalers!
 
2020-08-12 10:49:34 AM  
Williams and Vattenen are our for Carolina.
 
2020-08-12 10:49:45 AM  
News: the Penguins are beginning to clean house, firing all of the assistant coaches
 
2020-08-12 10:51:44 AM  

desertgeek: News: the Penguins are beginning to clean house, firing all of the assistant coaches


Let me know when they get to Sabres level housecleaning.
 
2020-08-12 10:53:36 AM  

desertgeek: News: the Penguins are beginning to clean house, firing all of the assistant coaches


I still miss Flower :(

Also, not going to fool me Mr. J Sex Cup. I'm keeping this streak going at midnight. I'm going to say Bruins win.
 
2020-08-12 10:55:59 AM  
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2020-08-12 10:59:59 AM  
9 a.m. hockey!
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2020-08-12 11:01:07 AM  
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2020-08-12 11:01:36 AM  

little big man: 9 a.m. hockey!
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2020-08-12 11:03:30 AM  
Bow down to hockey town!!

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/seriously, how the fark are the Flyers 3-0???
 
2020-08-12 11:04:13 AM  
Let's go Jerks! And pass the coffee.
 
2020-08-12 11:04:14 AM  
Morning, Farkers. Let's see what chaos happens today.
 
2020-08-12 11:04:55 AM  
So, what happens if this game goes to quintuple OT?
 
2020-08-12 11:05:28 AM  
Guide says CBC is showing Jerks/Massholes, but they're actually showing "Dragon's Den."  Why do you lie to me, cable guide?
 
2020-08-12 11:08:14 AM  

Polish Hussar: Guide says CBC is showing Jerks/Massholes, but they're actually showing "Dragon's Den."  Why do you lie to me, cable guide?


Late update last night moved the game to SN only
 
2020-08-12 11:08:29 AM  
OK. I've had my bowl of cereal, a cuppa coffee, and read the paper.
I'm ready for breakfast hockey. And beer.
 
2020-08-12 11:11:07 AM  
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2020-08-12 11:11:29 AM  
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2020-08-12 11:16:10 AM  
Mike Milbury seems less than enthused in these games. He def wanted to go home early last night.
 
2020-08-12 11:16:51 AM  

sortarican: So, what happens if this game goes to quintuple OT?


Doesn't matter to me, because of yesterday now I'm prepared with a picture of 5 otters, and also because of yesterday I got prepared for 6 otters.
 
2020-08-12 11:18:12 AM  
I did Quadruple Bonus Hockey old man on the fly yesterday, and just didn't have the strength to do Quintuple.
 
2020-08-12 11:19:29 AM  
Wake up
Open eyes
Watch Playoff Hockey

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2020-08-12 11:21:43 AM  
In a zoom meeting watching hockey....

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2020-08-12 11:23:09 AM  

snowybunting: Mike Milbury seems less than enthused in these games. He def wanted to go home early last night.


He's old, and senile.
 
2020-08-12 11:23:28 AM  

SamFlagg: sortarican: So, what happens if this game goes to quintuple OT?

Doesn't matter to me, because of yesterday now I'm prepared with a picture of 5 otters, and also because of yesterday I got prepared for 6 otters.


Excellent.
 
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