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(MovieWeb)   AMC Theaters Re-Opening plan: We keep our Overhead low and pass the expenses onto You, the Customer, in order to Maximize Profit   ( divider line
    More: Facepalm, Movie theater, AMC Theatres, The Walt Disney Company, Walt Disney, AMC Theaters CEO Adam Aron, much different stance, Walt Disney Company, Film  
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1055 clicks; posted to Business » on 12 Aug 2020 at 8:18 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-08-12 8:25:17 AM  
4 votes:

Thrakkorzog: They lost 500 million in 3 months?  Seems excessive.

Two, possibly three, tubs of popcorn and a large coke will cover that after they open.
2020-08-12 10:06:28 AM  
3 votes:
Fake news. AMC went out of business years ago. I liked the Gremlin tho.
2020-08-12 9:19:05 AM  
3 votes:
Demand is low.

Business execs: raise prices!  That'll bring the customers back.
2020-08-12 4:29:39 PM  
1 vote:
"The management regrets that it will not be showing a film this evening as it eats into the profits."
2020-08-12 10:04:06 AM  
1 vote:

Thosw: Quit reading after the second misspelled word that would have been caught by a spellchecker.

You got that far?
Asshat website gave my fone teh rona. Dozens of Popup shiat.
Fu website.
2020-08-12 8:55:34 AM  
1 vote:
It's interesting how the COVID-19 Crisis has driven businesses to come up with new, never before
tried strategies for separating people from their money.  What will those crazy kooks think of next.
2020-08-12 8:27:41 AM  
1 vote:
Perhaps ALEC could produce a model law that taxes all citizens for theater cleaning, but provides a discount for those who produce a ticket stub.

Once the legislature is done killing gramps, it could run the bill through between infecting interns with a sexually transmitted disease and the rona, thus saving the economy.
2020-08-12 6:07:57 AM  
1 vote:
They lost 500 million in 3 months?  Seems excessive.
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